Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West's 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 10
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-Tonight's thread is dedicated to noko & sage
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-this thread hypes and supports pitchfork's meme rap and SJW agenda
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Explosions in the Sky, The Field, Gwen Stefani, Primal Scream, Tim Hecker, Underworld, Islands, and Vijay Iyer
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What's everyone listening to?
but pitchfork is fucking so ugly now
>>63338975
>TMT giving Knight of Cups a 4.5/5
>>63339284
>>63339424
I haven't seen it, is it more Malick jerk off?
>>63339444
What a way to waste trips
who else /suicidal/ after bernie loss
>>63339442
understatement
it's literally 2 hours of 'muh sun shining down on every shot'
like tree of life didn't have enough of that, now it has to be in every shot of every mallick
nah fuck that
>>63339424
it's mallick's best film you fag
>>63339533
absolute plebeian
thoughts on meaghan garvey?
>>63339533
It's not that Im against the style, but he kinda brought it to the logical extreme with Tree of Life, I don't really see the point in doing it so repetitevly
I wish he would go back the more meditative long shot style of New World, still my favorite Malick
>>63339544
>>63339558
>>failed /tv/ memes
>>63339582
why did p4k abandon her after she cried rape?
The album in the last spot will get a 6.8.
Seriously, come back after the reviews are posted and the fifth one will have a 6.8.
>>63339530
What music are you listening to that helps you cope?
>>63338759
>-this thread hypes and supports pitchfork's meme rap and SJW agenda
who did this?
>>63338975
NICE
This is the type of shit start ups use $200k of their VC money for
>>63339530
i'm much more /suicidal/ over the fact that having President Donald J. Trump is a very real possibility
>>63339284
>What's everyone listening to?
TMT-core
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
bi-annual reminder that Carly was robbed
>>63338759
this redesign is not my cup of tea.
>>63339424
so?
It deserved it
>>63339442
>>63339544
>>63339533
It's pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECHzpu9Xwcs
two of the most patrician film critics, tmt and richard brody, sang knight of cups's praises. now i just need rosenbaum to weigh in.
>>63340230
even TMT are a sinking ship. their coverage lately has been pretty boring compared to, say, like a year ago.
>>63340404
i don't care. this is a music board. not a film board. please leave.
>>63340404
>TMT
>patrician
>Deadpool 4/5
MEANWHILE, AT BIZARRO PITCHFORK...
oh look, another pretentious review from Hydroyoga (a long-form poem!!) for a post-vaporwave cassette release
>>63339438
looks like a Renard album desu
JEFF BUCKLEY BTFO
HIS CAREER IS OVER
>5.8
>5.8
>5.8
>5.8
>5.8
BTFO
Jeff Buckley on suicide watch
>no BNR for The Feelies
FUCK, WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK TO CONDENASTFORK?
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Jeff Buckley 5.8 by Katherine St. Asaph
Flatbush Zombies 7.2 by Kathy Iandoli
The Feelies 7.9 by Jesse Jarnow
Lifetones 7.4 by Andy Beta
Ceramic TL 7.0 by Philip Sherburne
>>63340436
who fucking caaaaaaaarrrrrrreeeeeessssssssss
this is such blatant TMT viralling fuck off this is a /p4k/ thread.
>>63340475
Why do they let women review rap?
>>63340499
bc rap is crap
>>63340404
TMT named Hard to Be a God, which is three hours of snorting, shit-covered Russians in a castle, their favorite film of 2015. They ain't perfect.
Anyway, MEANWHILE ON TMT:
A review of "Before a Million Universes," by Big Ups.
2016 | Exploding in Sound/Tough Love
writer: Rob Arcand
styles: post-hardcore, post-rock
others: Slint, Fugazi, Trust Fall
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/big-ups-million-universes
>>63340549
go to bed tmt
this is such obvious shilling
>>63340549
who
cares
>>63340436
>sound collage is "post-vaporwave"
>>63340549
I honestly do care about this, and would be for a nightly music review megathread.
>>63340567
I literally just said "They ain't perfect."
>>63340583
not you, clearly
>>63340549
>TMT named Hard to Be a God, which is three hours of snorting, shit-covered Russians in a castle, their favorite film of 2015. They ain't perfect.
But Hard to be a God is good.
>>63340728
I probably won't make a separate thread for TMT but I will keep on doing that meanwhile post if it facilitates discussion. As long as there's at least one person interested.
>>63340753
I really really didn't care for it.
>>63340759
yeah just create a separate thread so there isn't off-topic discussion in here
>>63340782
Bizzaro Pitchfork is not off-topic
>>63340802
this is a thread about p4k. please talk about a separate publication who p4k writers hate elsewhere.
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
>>63340567
>>63340583
>et al
agreed
literally this year's Metz 2
the 2 stands for 2 note songs
