>hey, anon! I heard you like music. What music do you like?
Animal Collective or Bjork is what I say when a girl asks me about my favorite artist
"All sorts of stuff but mostly rock and metal. I also play in a noise band. We just try and have fun making the weirdest sounds we can, it's nothing serious yet."
>>63302402
>who ain't like music you stupid bitch?
I-I listen t-to m-metal
>>63302402
The confidence in her eyes would simply kill me.
u herd wrong
oh you know, jazz, uhh
noise music is good
what about you??
>>63302402
I like the Dead Kennedys you stupid cunt.
>girls like confidence and being treated like shit so this is 100% effective
>>63302402
90s hip hop
>>63302402
Kanye + some popular indie band like vampire weekend or animal collective.
>>63302402
DISGUSTING WHORE
>>63302402
I told a Guitar Center qt I was seeing Sunn O))) yesterday and told her what they're style is like.
She looked very confused.
And I didn't give a fuck.
>>63302402
- this and that, nothing in particular. What are you into?
- Oh, that's quite good, I heard them a while ago..
>imlying it has any importance in communication and not just a small talk
>>63302402
Avant-Garde music, do you want to listen to some of my favorites?
Mongolian Throat singing
I kind of just blast static into my ears until I can't hear for a while
>>63302402
>she wants the D
>>63303096
I too sleep to Merzbow and KTL
i think i love her
>>63302808
tell em, Alec
I like goreshit
>>63302402
>fuck, what are normies into these days??
emm.. Queen? Chvrches?
>>63303096
true patrician
>>63302402
Was on a date yesterday witha qt and she asked me this.
We both are into hip hop, but she's kinda a pleb (childish gambino, kendick), so I just asked her to name some of her favorite rappers and said that I've probably listened to them.
Didn't list any of my favs not to reveal my powerlevel.
Did I fuck up /mu/?
>>63303392
Probably should've said one or two favs. Unless one of them is something like clipping you can't really be weirded out by hip hop.
>>63303392
how did you get that date anon
I like most music really. As long as it has some artistic intent I'll prolly like it.
More specifically you ask? well recently I've been really enjoying The Fall, I find it hard to dislike any of their albums (even the 90s output).
Wait, where are you going
"Oh, I listen to a lot of stuff, but mostly hip-hop, electronic, and some metal. What about you?"
Oh, y'know stuff. If you're into freak folk I have this great album from a girl that does throat singing. Maybe later you can do a bit of throat work as well, what do you think?
>>63302402
ewww
I only talk to asian girls
You tell me what u like and I'll tell u if I like it too. Everytime.
>>63303474
I told her I like some older stuff but also new shit. I didn't want to be like "I only listen to real hip hop for real men like myself", but idk. Next time I'll prepare some kind of mental list of some casual stuff. Recs. would help
>>63303500
Mutual friend, she's polish/norwegian and returned to Poland to study psychology, I'm kinda ghe same but I lived in Sweden and returned to study veterinary medicine. So we had some common ground and after a week of messaging I asked her out for beers.
>>63302402
I only listen to the Jonestown Massacre tapes and field recordings of ice melting
post-avant jazzcore and progressive dreamfunk moslty
>>63303629
was talking to some guy from my dorm and did this exact same thing. i just don't know where to start with my music taste. turns out he just liked animal collective and tame impala type shit but how was i supposed to know that
>>63302402
oh uh....yeah haha......well....y'know a little bit of this and uh.....haha.....little....little bit of that...y'know?
>>63303787
>field recordings of ice melting
they aren't that exciting desu. Roaring seals though...
>>63302402
extratone
>>63302402
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT
>>63303815
It's the best way to go. I'm not just gonna stand there and list off shit people don't know or try to cater to them. So go ahead tell me ur shit taste and I'll pretend it's O.K. and curse u under my breathe
>>63303737
>pretending to be something you're not
just tell her that you're into weird shit, gosh. perfect is boring (and grills hate boredom) and weird is cool (young thug). god speed
>>63302402
death grips
>>63303625
Ayy lmao
Jungle.
>>63303787
>awesome anon, The Brian Jonestown Massacre is my favorite band
>>63302402
Uk grime
>>63303529
>recently I've been really enjoying The Fall
No way man, I've been on a Fall kick recently too
Favorite albums? I'm a sucker for Hex Enduction Hour and Grotesque
Jazz, psychedelic rock, blues, punk...
Do you listen to music with artistic integrity in mind? Heh, doubt it. Get out of my face plebeian bitch. I bet you vote democrat.
>sips on big gulp and places large headphones back on head
>>63302402
Maybe you've heard of Old Boots, New Dirt?
>>63302402
forget music why are you wearing a shirt style that only 12 year olds wear
>>63302808
How u kno
I don't find that kind of girl attractive.
Too broad a question.
I... uh... alternative?
>>63302402
Is it gay if I want her to spit in my mouth
>>63302455
kek
>>63303737
Earl Sweatshirt and Joey Bada$$ are underground enough that they're interesting but mainstream enough to recognize, I'd go with them.
>>63302402
She's very pretty. If a girl like that asked me what music I like I'd probably forget my own name, let alone my favorite artists.
>>63306420
>having this beta standard
she's a 7 tops you neckbearded virgin
>>63302402
Vampire Weekend.
>>63302402
maybe better wash your hair you greasy bitch
>>63303907
exactly
>>63302402
A C I D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxmElC5OALc
>>63306464
>7
kek
>>63302436
Cool guy
>>63302402
>hamster cheeks
Dropped
>>63306570
Those goofy eyes make her a 8
>>63302402
Excuse me did you just come out of that Zara store? I do not talk to fast-fashion-consuming-ditzes. But if you insist on knowing, I listen to EAI.
>>63306602
hotter than you've ever had
"hipster garbage"
it works
"hip hop and pretentious electronic music" is my go to-answer
>>63306623
I just said she was an 8 motherfucker piece of shit ass fuck fuck
>>63302402
"y-you too"
>>63306715
eh yeah i guess i agree
>>63302402
Russian folk music, saharan stuff and experimental hiphop.
>>63302402
post-punk n goth rock, i bet that's nice conversation end-er
I listen to noise. Merzbow, Yellow Swans, the list goes on...
>>63302917
Should I see sunn o)))?
Is it worth a 3 hour trip + having to stay in a random person's couch?
>>63302402
A lot of different artists, I have to think, so you tell me first.
>She names any popular band
Wow, they are one of my favourites. Have you heard (anything related but less known)? I like them even better.
>>63306881
not him but they're amazing live. even people who aren't a fan of their music have told me they liked the live show.
>>63302402
>tfw you and a girl will never be deeply in love
>tfw you will never sit up all night not saying anything and just listening to music
>tfw you will never feel like you'll ever be alone again
>>63306979
kill me
>>63306979
>tfw you will never experience the world with a girl who loves you
>tfw you will never experience life with a girl who loves you
>tfw you will never experience a girl who loves you
>>63302402
"Aaah, you know... nazist and depressive black metal"
yeah you heard that new future?
>>63306979
>>63307056
y'all whiny bitches
>>63302964
>quite
>implying girls like guys who sound pretentious
PAPER HATS
OR MAYBE ROSES
>>63306979
>>63307056
>>63307077
>he hasn't transcended the need for any sort of contact with other humans
Mostly kpop and anime soundtracks
>>63307077
>>63306979
Can you please stop
>>63306979
>>63307056
>>63307077
Seriously bros is there anything worse than the original feel?
>tfw no gf
>>63307115
*tips wizard hat*
>>63302425
cute tbqh
>>63306979
>>63307077
>tfw gf tells you she loves you
>breaks up the next day
>>63303303
Will lolicore get you girls?
>>63306979
I just wanna know what cuddling and blowjobs feel like das it being in a relationship looks like just compromise and passive aggressive comments
>>63307201
The little ones, at least.
>>63302425
What would you play first for her? Strawberry Jam or MPP?
>>63307108
Sleep, sleep, sleep, go to sleep, anon.
townes van zandt, johnny cash, bob dylan, the pogues and bad brains
girlfriend-proof taste, maybe I can get a boy instead
;-;
>>63302402
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>>63307299
Have you disappointed your father yet?
>>63307299
>
Go and find a girl that is "different to other girls" and posts in Tumblr, add Joy Division to your list and you'll be screwing an unsuferable cunt in no time.
>>63307299
bob dylan is girl music
u on a bed wit me in some minutes ya bitch xddddD
>>63303474
Clouddead
Death Grips
Dälek
Three 6 Mafia
Tobacco
Dizzee Rascal
Yung Lean
Shabazz Palaces
Yep no such thing as rap too weird for normies
>>63302402
Depends on the mood really, I'll listen to anything that's not rap or country. I'm a huge fan of Queen and David Bowie though with a bit of modern music mixed into my playlists every once in a while
>>63308632
Food For Animals?
>>63302402
"Honestly? I like whatever gets me in bed with you."
>>63309381
>>63302402
"Why do women pretend to like music" I always say that when I get a match with a girl on tinder who says they like music. Works pretty good.
>>63309381
she has a chubby face and bulbous nose
>>63303269
hey thats my name
>>63305592
Goddamn why did I laugh
>>63304263
WON'T
GET
NONE
OF
YOUR
CD'S
BACK
Anal Cunt, Black Midi, and Miley Cyrus.
"I only listen to fbi tapes and number radios"
>>63307191
>tfw a normie won't gtfo
>>63307220
Hollinndagain
>>63308632
>Tobacco
>rap
>>63303356
Queen, Halsey, Bruno Mars, panic! at the disco, etc
>>63307417
what the fuck are you trying to do
>>63302402
t-twenty one pilots desu
>>63306979
>tfw you fell in love with a folk singer.
>tfw you play mostly progrock/fusion but decide to jam with her anyways on a whim.
>tfw you have great chemistry and form a 4 piece and play weird folk fusion and start dating.
>tfw she's a "free spirit" that breaks up with you to briefly date other guys but always comes back because she actually isn't a flake and your bond over writing songs continually funnels you back together.
>tfw she finally goes across country for her job and you stop playing with bands altogether and practice guitar and cello scales and listen to synth tones.
>tfw she texts you when she's homesick/lonely and you barely respond.
>tfw she visits and still hooks up with you and plays music with you and gripes that she misses it so much before leaving across the country claiming she'll return someday to play music again.
>tfw you forget all the songs you wrote together after 6 months.
Not fucking worth it bros, stay pure.
>>63311473
ur a sick fuck desu
I really like the smiths, kate bush and joy division. I also listen to a lot of metal \m/. p-plz stay.
>>63311473
are you in the mars volta
>>63307220
MPP or Feels
If you don't listen to post-punk then wank off.
>>63306979
>tfw have all these things and more
>>63307219
You can literally pay someone for that.
You can't pay someone to love you.
>>63312321
>You can't pay someone to love you.
Oh, I like all sorts. Right now I'm really into "Band" and "Other Band", and I'm trying to listen to some more "Genre", there's some really great stuff there.
>>63307101
I'm not into anti intellectual girls anyway, they'll suss me out eventually so I might as well show my true colours immediately to check if they mind.
>>63310255
I've said this to a girl before and she thought it was funny, so I pretended I was joking and now I'm apparently witty.
>>63303837
you got a mega/zippy of this ? pls it looks cool
>>63302402
Can anyone photoshop those bags from under her eyes?
"Uh, well, uh, you see, um..."
i only listen to REAL metal like slipknot and metallica, none of that fake emo crap.
David Bowie, LCD Soundsystem, the Avalanches
what bout u bb?
>>63302436
>>63302425
>>63306315
u a girl??
>>63307595
your mom is girl music
>>63312916
>those two replies that I left blank
FUCK
meant to call you cool guys
"I like to keep myself open to any genre, but I always find my favorite stuff to be in heavier kinds of rock."
Then halfway into the conversation I start explaining Om.
>>63312471
Your smug anime face doesn't really prove anything else.
With a whole lot of money you can pay someone to pretend to love you, nothing else.
>>63312942
Thanks bro I try to stay with AnCo or Bjork because girls can find a few songs that they enjoy from both.
>>63302402
I don't like to listen to music. I only like cowboy movies.
>>63302402
RAppermans aka Nile Crame
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01iGLXYPG16
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YEF0GQ2xmm
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhry4hl2BR
Rapeman is probably my favourite right now
>>63302402
Daterape by Sublime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMeDihwyrg
>>63313180
>do you mean Westerns, anon?
>>63313236
>eh, I'm more of a Pussy Galore girl myself
>>63307101
>mfw use "quite" instead of "really" or "very"
>mfw use "simply" and "merely" instead of "just" or "only"
>mfw use "rather" instead of "I mean"
>mfw use "the night of today" instead of "tonight"
>mfw patrician
How about you educate yourself, swine.
>>63313534
That's not patrician, that's just fucking fedora and I hope you're baiting.
>>63313534
>>63305592
hahahahahahaha
>>63302402
>The strokes
Chicks love the strokes
(Also I love the strokes)
>>63311473
I would trade everything I've ever had to experience that.
>>63313534
>the night of today
>>63313313
lol, yeah those are the ones i like.
>>63313763
Ah, it ought to be no surprise that /mu/ is full of anti-intellectuals.
>>63307077
>>63307077
as someone coming out of that now, it isn't really all that.
>I'm really into experimental stuff, I have a psychedelic rock project but I think my guiltiest pleasure is trap.
>>63311348
hip hop isn't rap
tobacco's songwriting is really influenced by hip hop btw, dunno if I would label it that way tho.
>>63314207
>thinking mu is anti-intellectual
>mu actually being far ahead of the curve on the most intricate meisterwerke of all times
This situation is not feasible. No girl would make this inquiry.
Girls possess no interest in music, or any artistic or scientific endeavor worth pursuing. Boys are commodities to women, appreciated for appearance or market worth.
It's quite ironic when you think about it, actually.
Answering your question: Noise, glitch, lowercase, musique concrete, and shoegaze, with some power electronics, post-punk, minimal synth and post-hardcore.
>>63302455
Win
>>63313534
>speaking like a pretentious retard makes me sound smart
No actually it just makes you have no friends.
>>63314612
I'm a girl and that's some pretty entry-level shit you're listing.
>>63314807
>i'm a girl btw xDD
>>63314612
literally hang yourself you subhuman scum
>>63307219
Imagine if a fucking beautiful female wizard with powers of orgasm cast a spell of sexy amazing pleasure on yer dick with her mouth. Kind of what a decent blowjob feels like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc5LdcqrblQ
>Uhh, I'm a little into avant-garde and experimental
>>63303907
Holy fuck
/thread
>>63314703
>>63314807
>>63315077
>butthurt roasties STILL can't refute this
>ITT: virgins that still living with their parents
>>63307220
oddsac desu
>>63302890
Kanye and Taylor Swift
She looks o fucking obnoxious. Why the hell do people find this attractive?
>>63302402
i never know how to answer this :3
>>63318640
Ok look buddy I know you're trying to seem hip and cool but that girl is undeniably attractive. Look at those eyes, that smile, those lips. Definitely a girl that wouldn't be seen talking to you or majority of the people in this thread
>>63317909
>>63317909
how did you knowed
>>63302402
My taste is weird. I can go from Nickelback to Eminem to Daft Punk at the drop of a hat.
>>63314807
>"You just got owned by a girl!"
"My favourite artist is Kanye West" usually gets followed by a tirade of scathing criticism along the likes of "arrogant, talentless, dickhead, outspoken, stupid, wife is a porn star". The usual cliches.
>>63318908
I just found my phone wallpaper
>>63319152
i just found a cuck
>>63302402
sound of your sloppy cunt on my dick
>>63303529
*CLICK CLICK CLICk CLIck CLick Click click click clic cli cl c*
I'm mostly into hip hop, but I dig a lot of indie rock and emo stuff too. What's up?
>>63307417
>"c-can you repeat that for me ?"
Ok so I'm talking to this girl and she's basically into your average alternative radio stuff. (bastille, Coldplay, etc.)
She's really cool otherwise and it's not country-pop like every other girl around here. Tbh I don't even care just because she at least put minimal effort into liking something other than absolute drivel. I am just too honest and I hate lying. What's the best way to respond to someone telling you about their favorite music when you think it's bad without lying?
>>63319423
>>63302425
Holy shit are you me?
>>63307077
I've experienced it for a few brief-ish periods in my life. It was okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhpzeQBS5BY
Mainly field recordings from WWII. Imagine Dragons, Fun, Fifth Harmony
>>63306979
>>63307077
Why won't these things happen to you, anons?
retrowave mostly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ
>>63307077
relying on "significant others" is an old trick, don't let it fool you anon. And once you become wholesome, you'll find new friends in an instant.
>>63302402
Frank Zappa
>conversation ends
>>63306979
My gf isn't really into music, whenever she doesn't like something I show her she says it's "interesting" and I leave it at that since I know she doesn't want to outright say she thinks I listen to, from her perspective, weird hipster music. Which I'm fine with. My ex gf was obsessed with Yeasayer and Alt-J and literally anything is better than a self-titled "hipster" when you want to discuss music
>>63320616
Wow. I don't usually like electronic music but this was interesting. I sense a big 80s influence.
mongolian throat singing
"the strokes, gorillaz and radiohead"
whatever, it's bands that everyone knows, i don't want to bore her from the first answer
Black metal. You?
>>63302402
"Who are you? I don't know you, please leave me alone."
>>63303392
If you both like the same genre, you should tell her some artists (in a non pretentious way of course) she would like to discover new music that she likes
"Oh, you've mistaken me for Jason over there. He likes music, but I don't."
>>63319152
It's dope anon.
>>63302402
I'm more into underground music, like Animal Collective, Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, the list goes on...
>>63321451
Do people actually say stuff like this?
>>63321025
"me too anon, how about barbecue on burning church remains?"
Everyone I talk to about music ends up hating me because I don't like top 40 music and by definition that makes me an arrogant elitist.
I always tell them 'experimental'. That's vague enough.
>>63321467
I don't know. But a girl once asked what was my favorite band and I said "Radiohead" and she said "nice".
>>63320889
So I see you're a Frank Zappa fan. Nice to meet you brotha. Hit me up on skype @naisorav
>>63321527
Most people I know have never heard of Radiohead. I'm not even joking in the slightest.
> insinuating this girl could keep up with my Aesthetic
>>63321546
I'm pretty much of the impression that Lil B thinks he's a lot smarter than he really is.
>>63321534
I belive you, but we gotta agree Radiohead is pretty damn popular. I think that anyone with a little bit of interest in music knows about them.
Any that can make me cry
>>63321580
Of course. These are people I work with. Most of them exclusively listen to top 40. Only two people I work with listen to music outside of the radio. One girl I work with claims she doesn't even have any music on her phone. Shit's weird yo.
>>63321601
Yeah it is weird when people dont listen to music at all. But than agsin people think I am weird because I never watch series/shows. They bore me to death. Only music can invoke emotions in me. So for them I am probably weird
>>63321642
See to me that is strange. Because not only am I fanatical about music, I am fanatical about TV series and movies. I've seen more tv shows and movies and listened to more music than most people I know. Might seem like a waste of time to some, but not to me. I still get out of the house a lot too.
You should try and get into a good TV series though.
>>63321660
I know a lot about movies but I cant get into series. They progress to slowly. The only thing I watched completely was deathnote. Even though I love the premise of breaking bad I dont have the attention span to watch it. It is weird because I can highly focused listen to GY!BE, mogwai, swans or music that some people might deem boring. Can you recommend a really short series? Only 2 rules: no zombies, no medieval please
>>63321766
Band of Brothers
>>63303625
but anon you dont talk to any girls
>>63307201
It will get you prison
