Describe an album using a Spongebob quote.
I NEED IT
But it's fun!
.....at night
Choooooocolate! Chooooocloate!!!!
"That's his... eager face."
"He has such a way with words"
>>63265481
Holy kek
>>63265410
kek
bee boo boo bop?
...boo boo, beep bop?
not bee boo boo beep? bop? beep?
boo boo bop.
>>63265805
not even close
I want to defeat the evil monkey man and save the ninth dimension!
Weeee woooo weeee woooo WEEEEE WOOO WEE WOO WEE WOO!!!
You feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
When worlds collide
>>63265844
"I wanna defeat the LITTLE monkeyman and save the EIGHTH dimension!"
LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>63265844
>>63265993
Good posts
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
A job at the Krusty Krab?
>This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool, in his swimming pool!
>This guy's got shoes!
>>63266087
wouldn't that be something noisier and more lo-fi though?
>>63266166
jej
Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
Can't have dirty garbage!
>>63266371
perfecto
"Well, you managed to kill eleven minutes."
>>63266119
I posted the Green album. Thanks for this.
My Mind Is An Enigma
>"Now, you must acquire a taste for free form jazz."
>>63266646
You couldn't have botched the quote more. Get fucked.
Bop? Beep? Boo-boo-bop!
>>63266646
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
"The things that are extra fun are written in red!"
"Everything's in red!"
hahahaha it's a giraffe
>>63266585
>>63267022
Perfect.
>>63267159
>>63267159
idk my mouse clicked three times super fast, it looked really fucked in my box and just thought 'wth i want to see what it looks like'. very disappointed, wish i could delete
I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!
>>63265481
>>63265844
>>63265993
>>63266166
>>63267022
i was happy when these threads died because i figured all the good jokes had been done to death
i was wrong apparently
good work lads
>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…
>>63267196
well, thanks for the (You)s I guess
>>63267212
>
honestly you could take almost any quote out of context and claim its something MC Ride said
>Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.
>You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!
>>63267272
10/10
The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs!
SPONGEGAR FWEE FEEE
>>63266720
>not posting trout mask replica
Happy Leif Erikson's Day!
Hinga-dinga-durgen!
>Wait! If that was you on the phone, and you on the bus... then who was flickering the lights?
>>63267610
topkek
>>63267509
what's this quote from? I feel like it's something doodlebob said
>>63267509
>>63267665
SpongeBob B.C.
>Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.
We could do without the name-calling, thank you very much, used napkin...
>>63267610
>>63266135
>>63265481
Fucking lost it
>>63267725
>So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one.
>>63267725
Bull of Heaven :^)
Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?
Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died.
>>63267778
>>63267779
yeah. sry the filename was the track referenced.
perhaps I should have specified, but you guys got it.
>>63267698
NICE!
>>63267822
well, technically we didn't really seeing as we both posted them rather than seeing the filename, but whatever
also
>Photosynthesis!
The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food
>We do that for 40 years, and then we die
>I DON'T WANNA GROW UP
>I WANT COOKIES
>AND MIKY
East? I thought you said Weast!
“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”
>now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me!
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
>>63268032
HAHAHAHAH
>I thought what we had was special!
>>63268096
That could legitimately be a Donald Trump quote.
Police: If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. [locks SpongeBob and Patrick in jail cell and opens it again after a second] Okay, time’s up. Now get out!
SpongeBob: But…we stole a balloon!
Police: Yeah, on free balloon day!
"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb"
“Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he’s a bronzefish.”
>>63268186
i laughed on the inside.
SpongeBob: [off-key] LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!! [The audience gasps again]
Squidward: [stops playing] SpongeBob!
King: [crying] Wh-wh-why have you stopped playing that wonderful music?
Run Mr.Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!
>>63268147
Nice
“Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.”
>>63268274
kek
>>63268421
This is my favorite so far.
Maybe if we play our instruments loud enough, people will think we're smart
Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
"Hey sandy, can I put one of my fingers up your pussy and another up your pink little asshole?"
Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>"HE MADE ME EXPERIENCE HIGH TIDE!"
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>Larry: Spongebob
>Spongebob: Yeah Larry
>Larry: You can't swim can you?
>Spongebob: No I can't
>Larry: Alright come with me
Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else
>>63267786
perfect
We don't really have these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we wear underwear over our pants.
>>63267358
best post in this threat
>>63267786
Holy shit
>>63265400
underrated dubs right here
>>63265949
kek
>>63269013
KEK
>>63268511
More like Tom Kenny G amirite
>>63265363
Too bad that didn't kill me
Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen; we have technology.
>who you callin' a pinhead?
>>63267358
kek
>>63268628
underrated
>>63267739
Underrated
>>63267022
"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
"Not until four!"
>>63267242
I don't recall seeing the Weezer one.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
>>63270378
This was posted already senpai
>>63268570
>not "Squidward's father never hugged him"
Everyone died. The end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH8OiqkGasg
Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”
>>63267626
Comedy gold everyone
>>63271265
I didn't come here to cry man
ITS BIG
SCARY
AND PINK!
>>63271265
FUCK
>>63271809
jej
>>63271265
Why did you do this
We're like brothers.... only closer
>PATRICK ARE YOU ANGRY TOO?
“Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse!”
“Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!”
>>63267867
this album is so perfect. Comfy/10 .
>>63268648
That episode was hilarious.
>>63267786
I literally lol'd, nice job.
>>63270495
i think you missed the joke
>>63267022
10/10
>>63265805
>I call it "rippy bits." You take a bunch of old ripped up papers and make a new picture out of it.
>>63266135
>>63266166
Fucking perfect.
>>63267626
hahahah holy fuck
>>63271809
10/10
>>63275552
this is much better
>>63268298
>>63268096
>>63267698
>>63267626
>>63267022
>>63266135
>>63266166
>>63268570
>>63270278
>>63270007
>>63269845
Fucking great posts!
>So maybe, if we play loud, people will think we're good!
![4891392[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jS7ldH2.jpg "4891392[1].jpg")
Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding.
and say hello to used napkin
>>63273657
Kek
>>63271265
Fuck you.
FUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUURE
FUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUURE
>>63267358
best post itt
Squidward! The sky had a baby!
>>63277604
kek
“Do instruments of torture count?”
Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!
HELP
HELP
CAN'T SWIM
"Dumb people are always bissfully unaware of how dumb they really are"
aw cheer up squid, it could be worse!
yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose
>East? I thought you said "Weest"!
>"Hey Mr Krabs!"
>"What?"
>"Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad!"
“Did I Patrick? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?”
>>63267495
Hahaha fucking perfect
"SOAP...SOAP...WHAT IS SOAP?"
50% Sea, 50% weed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-fjUckLPY8
>>63268510
>>63276385
Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.
>>63273567
Feels
If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend.... Then it would just be alright
>>63278607
>Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.
Works for this too
Purple is my favorite color!
>>63271265
you had to kill him. the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him.
>>63278279
Perfect
>>63271265
dude why
>>63278600
topkek
>>63271265
I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
"licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"
Who you callin' pinhead?
>>63273657
>>63271265
he'll be fine
>>63268692
Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
>>63265363
i don't watch childish cartoons because i'm an adult
>>63282801
Do you know where we are right now
Do you have the faintest clue what website you're posting on
>>63282801
>>63282914
fuck off retard
Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Jr's??
>>63282933
>>63282801
Lurk more
>>63265780
ew fuck off
"squidward's father never hugged him..isn't that sad?"
>>63283140
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9tH7_mSGnU
>>63282933
>>63278236
>>63278279
>>63282759
>>63277939
A+
>>63266135
>>63266166
These two together are legitimately perfect
>>63278709
underrated post.
"FUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUURE"
seriously though this guy was so ahead of his time, why did he have to become such a sellout kike who is terrible at music now.
>>63265940
>>63266270
detarednu
>MY NAME'S
>NOT
>RICK
>>63265940
Perfect
>>63283863
But his name is Rick
>Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
bit of a stretch desu but still
"We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
>>63267698
BAHAHA
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
Quality thread
"It's a swirling wonderland of sparkling, white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of comfort and excitement as you have never felt before."
Good thread
"Sandy: "I'm going to give that legless fiend what fer and there's nothing you can say that's gonna stop me!"
SpongeBob: "What if I said blargen fa-diddle nachen?"
or
"He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose."
>>63271265
this works too:
"... so many hours later that the old narrator quit and we had to hire a new one"
>The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him.
>>63266817
kek
>>63267626
intelligent
>>63271265
sad
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
>>63285219
ayy
>>63265949
ded
I thought of something funnier than 24.
>>63266166
or "Hello! I like money!"
Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly.
>>63285663
perfect
>>63285663
TOP KEK
Too bad Spongebob isn't here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.
But it's becoming increasingly obvious, I can deny it no longer! I am small.
Gary, go away! Can't you see I'm trying to forget you?
>>63285663
oh fuck
Now that we're men, we have facial hair!
>>63282759
that sounds like a lyric from the album
It's not you that's got me. It's... me that's got me.
"How bout this one? I call it Bold and Brash."
"More like belongs in the trash."
What's in this box anyways?
My wallets
1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas
>Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews, and nobody has anything to dust or to clean or to wipe! OR FABRICATE!
OCEAN MAN!
>>63286598
>>63278607
KEEK
We're not talking about some mail fraud scheme
>>63285663
>>63285864
>>63285944
>>63285969
>>63286598
These are great
>>63286330
this one's okay but the quote itself makes me lol every time I hear it
"Every
Villain
Is
Lemons"
>>63267626
11/10
POTY
"we've been smeckledorfed!"
IT'S AN ALASKAN BULLWORM
>My leg!
>>63278600
holy shit dude well done
>>63267610
underrated, holy fuq
>>63268559
Kek
one of my favorite albums ever
>>63287309
I thought of that spongebob episode the very first time I saw that track name.
>>63267626
This one took me a while and now I feel stupid.
>>63284057
It's Richard
This isn't your average everyday darkness
this is... advanced darkness
I'M DIRTY DAN.
NO I'M DIRTY DAN.
>It was his hat Mr.Krabs!
>He was number one!
>>63287645
10/10 lmaaooooo
image limit reached btw
