ITT: Autistic musicians
Me
>>63241354
you mean musicians with fanbase made of autistic waifufags
In a good way.
>>63241354
The fuck is up with her face
>>63243478
Feminism
>>63241354
what the fuck?
Me
>>63243478
I don't know dude, but it's weirding me out. It doesn't even look like her..
She has a fucked up facial shape, enormous nose and eyes too spread out.
>>63243814
She looks weird as hell. Almost like this drunken opiate using Scottish gremlin-like creature
>>63243992
I've noticed many Scots have this weird look like her. High cheekbones, slightly slanted eyes, usually brown. It's some strange shit.
>>63243814
>>63243992
>>63244085
do you guys actually think she looks like this?
>>63244085
>>63244085
It's so odd, her eyes look literally like glass, one eye is half way shut (could be ptosis like thome yorke has), pupils are dilated, mouth looks strangely shaped and wide.
It's making me uncomfortable, like that one pic where her face is peeling.
>>63244205
Yes, but I actually find it extremely cute and not fucked up. I'm just jumping on the bandwagon of talking shit about Lauren.
>>63244223
She's high on black dick.
>>63244279
show one other picture where she looks this fucked up. or one other picture of lavren that is apparently also a stock photo.
ya'll have been duped
>>63244304
Any of them, it's just the way she looks. I'm talking about her overall facial structure, not stuff that's specific to this picture (ie. one eye half-closed and shitty lipstick)
>>63241354
>
its shopped you r tards
>>63244304
>that is apparently also a stock photo
Getty Images have been taking photos of musicians and athletes and selling them for years. They're not just a stock photo company.
If you look at any photo on a newspaper, there's 50% chance it's from Getty, unless it's a local newspaper or a very big one that can afford sending their own photographers everywhere.
>>63244085
Inbreeding, m8.
>>63241354
He's at least a lil spergy
>>63244423
was done well enough to convince me
I've seen some really bad pics of her before
I hate having to say that..fuck i hate my life.
>>63244444
shit get
>>63244444
faggot
>>63244423
Well, eyes still fucked up, but she has a fat face now.
>>63244418
Inbreeding produces beautiful exotic traits, who'd a thunk it.
>>63244223
drug use causes glassy looking eyes
havent you ever smoked weed before? it makes your eyes look glassy
>>63244589
>implying lavren ever injected a single marijuana
She's pure as a lily.
>>63244674
I'd smoke with her..probably could be cool.
>>63244423
still pretty damn ugly
The fact that she legit has pictures of 7KT and Brandon backstage at every show for security...well, that pretty much says it all about her mental status. I don't know if she's autistic or what, but she has issues.
>>63244674
>>63244589
Oh boy. Here we go.
sage
>>63241610
>Those shoes
you really are autistic
>>63244741
like it isn't obvious that 7kt and brandon aren't serious
>>63244500
If by exotic, you mean mong traits, then absolutely.
Hemophilia is particularly exotic.
>>63244741
Literally what
God, look at this goblin
>>63244788
Are you saying she doesn't look cute and exotic?
>>63244782
we basically confirmed that she lurks here because 7kt noted how she hadn't blocked him on his new account yet and then minutes later he was blocked
>>63244867
She looks like your average mong Scot.
>>63244741
>legit has pictures of 7KT and Brandon
HOW DIDN'T I KNOW THIS.
>>63244868
Like she's looking and hunting for something,
To catch teh misogynists
>>63244908
Even I think it's funny, and a little insulting..
Wonder if I can sue.
>>63244751
lmao what a sad fatfuck
kys brandon
What went wrong?
>>63244886
>The average Scot looks like Lavren
Well I know where I'm going on vacation next.
>>63244946
the need to sell more albums by slutting it up..not sure what the weird sheer dress thing is all about my she should have left it off to let us see them legs.
:3
>>63244946
she fucked those somalian refugees and got the AIDS
>>63244908
Relevant tidbit from some interview
>Interviewer: I don't feel like being a feminist is that lucrative of a marketing technique.
>Mayberry: Not at all.
>Mayberry: It makes the backstage walls look less bare when you have to print out people's faces and stick them on the wall and say "don't let any of these people in."
I got a tweet basically saying I was not welcome at any Chvrches show, and when I tried to respond back, they had already blocked me. I thought it was a troll from /sp/ or some shit but that interview got posted a few days later
>>63245023
wow
not like i'd see them live
but it's still weird and a little amusing to me..I want to see what exactly she puts up.
>>63245052
>not like I'd see them live
This. And weird is the word I was looking for too. I'm not sure what the point of all this is? I question the mental stability of anyone who takes shitposting serious.
They did Vfestival last year and this year I'm working it, so if they get on the bill again, I'll keep my eye open for your picture senpai
>>63244946
Sex is good workout.
>>63245126
>>63245126
If anything I'm more curious what motivates her to do it?
Does she just simply hate us?
Does she think that we're going to harm her in some way?
https://elgallodeoro.bandcamp.com/album/dance-tonight
all this shit with brandon, 7kt, and lauren is the best ongoing drama on /mu/
lmao these threads are always so funny
so brandon do you not like her anymore or something?
have you finally realized how ugly your waifu was all along?
>>63245233
Equal parts immaturity and insecurity, I guess. I guess I can understand why she hates me, using this 7kt image as the outlet for her rage against all those comments we posted (the "she looks like she sits there during sex" line was GOAT) but I honestly don't understand why she's after you.
>>63245348
>I honestly don't understand why she's after you.
I have no idea either, I'd like to find out.
>>63245394
And, not to mention, you've apologized several times.
It may prove to be that she is simply lying about posting our pictures backstage for attention or what have you
She wasn't above having her followers get my account banned
>>63245306
She looks pretty good in some pictures, and really damn hideous in others...like her hips are really bad, she's like a square.
As far as her music, the debut is pretty good but I didn't enjoy the second record at all
She should go solo and get her tits out desu
>>63245433
Attention from us or the media, or a little bit of both?
>>63245501
Sympathy from the media or the tumblr, I'm guessing. But who knows? It could be true.
>>63245632
I think she's going for both, it's be easy to run to the media with this shit and get more press,and possibly more album sales.
>>63245348
>>63245394
Its not about you two specifically but in the interview you are both talking about she shoots down your accusations of immaturity being the reason.
She says that people tell her not to take it seriously because its just internet shitposting but as she says later she felt validated in her decision because people she was worried about showing up actually would come to the shows and get turned away.
So even if you two have no intention of disrupting the show she feels like she has to take this shit seriously because there are a lot of people who are a bit more violently autistic in their shitposting
>>63245655
Oh hey Lauren, threesome when?
>>63245663
stay in denial then m8
if you arent gonna acknowledge that you brought it on yourself then at least stop shitting up threads and making your insecurity about it everyone elses problem
>>63245689
It's not insecurity on my part, just to know exactly what I did to piss her off, and why the fuck is she posting a picture of me on venue backstage wall like I'm a threat to her in someway. It's fucking weird situation, she could have just brushed it off as a stupid topic on 4chan.
>>63243667
>>63243789
>>63243992
>>63244223
lmao retard
>>63245689
I'm just having a little fun, mate, come on.
No one is denying that performers need to be careful, we all remember what happened to Dimebag.
But no one is going to do shit at a Chvrches concert, it's just beta white knights, fat girls with winged eyeliner and feminists there. They might push over a hot dog stand or some shit. There's like 30 feet between her and crowd, and backstage security is tight.
>>63245741
>>63245689
was not directed at you. Do you know you are actually banned from their shows or not? Regardless her point still stands. People tell her not to worry about shit because they are just saying stuff online but when they actually show up its a different story. You have to remember that a lot of the harassment she gets is rape threats and I would bet most of the people she has up on the no entry list are people who send those.
If you are in fact on that list its probably because you are just really fucking annoying to her.
In any case its her/their show and they can ban whoever the hell they want.
>77 replies
>29 posters
embarrassing
>>63241571
Cute autistic
>>63245741
Pathetic, kill-yourself-tier autistic
>>63245836
no thanks
>>63245808
But it makes her a cunt to ban Brandon for things, shit, half of which he didn't even do. Remember when anons were using his name to tweet her? Or using his profile picture? It's her fault for being a retard and not realizing that. She has Hinke's, the motherfucker GM of the 76ers, face planted backstage thinking it's me.
I don't know mate. I understand the need for her to protect her self from potentially crazies, but hold her accountable for when she's wrong too.
>>63245771
I would say their demographic goes far beyond that. They have a lot of mainstream appeal so that means a lot of normies trying to look cool show up.
I'm going to see them on monday and if you're speaking from experience then it may not be as fun as i thought it would be but whatever.
She isnt worried about people during the show, again, in the interview she talks about what specifically worries her.
I dont have the page open so from memory i think it was something like not wanting to interact with fans outside with no security because of the people who get turned away hanging around outside.
>>63245855
fair enough she goes overboard but I dont really fault her for it considering how relatively new this is to her.
I am not exactly sure if this is true but ive heard shes a trustfund baby and that likely means she's lived in a bubble her whole life so maybe that has something to do with it
Nobody posting this tard
>>63245865
>>63245893
I've heard that as well anon.
I went to VFestival 2015, and they were on the bill...so you are right, maybe a Chvrches headliner might have different fan demographics but that's what I saw.
It's RNH, I'm off to /sp/, good discussion lads.
>>63245908
take a lavren with you
>>63241375
Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not be he LITERALLY is autistic.
yeah i'm gonna die in there
>>63245984
I think he has mild aspergers
>>63245906
I mean, it's all for show, right?
....right?
danny boy
not for sure, but probably
>>63245893
>considering how relatively new this is to her.
like brandon and 7kt could handle being in the spotlight
i mean if they feel creeped out by certain fans then the best thing to do is act less creepy, not cry about it on the internet (especially when the creepiness was you crying on the internet to begin with)
>>63247646
bet brandon and 7kt feel cool
>>63243478
Thats what happend when girls dont have sex for years.
>>63247688
I was pretty wasted last night. I honestly didn't see the shop until I sobered up earlier this morning.
I can't speak for 7kt, but I don't think it's cool at all.
>>63247688
But Lavren fucks a lot. She's a big slut.
>>63247771
wouldnt doubt it
had to get a record deal somehow
Can't post on my trip serving a ban right now, but it is what it is. She's asking for it when she makes videos in suits of armor, says she won't blink first, all that nonsense.
Shop is quality, not my work, but impressive quality all the same. If I'm doing OC or shops nowadays. It's for /SP/
>>63247856
She's fucked everyone at Virgin EMI. From the board of directors to marketing personnel to the lowliest sound technicians.
Slut.
>>63247902
pics? proof?
>>63247911
Just attend one of her concerts dude
I bet Lauren won't let the other guys in the band wank while on tour
>>63247932
how is that going to answer my question?
>>63247941
They don't have to.
>>63247944
Maybe you'll get into their meet and greet.
>>63247957
you're still avoiding what i'm asking you
how do you know she fucked everyone at virgin EMI
>>63247965
Didn't she allude to see her first dick there in a interview?
>>63247965
hes bullshitting.
>>63247965
She fucks her fans, do you seriously think she hasn't ridden every dick in her record label?
>>63248018
how do you know this?
>>63248028
From a close friend's personal experience.
>>63248045
do tell
>>63248045
>>63248050
yes, tell
Is there any musician that has aspergers?
>>63248154
Gary Numan
>>63248154
Gary Wilson
>>63248154
Gary Coleman
>>63248154
every onkyokey artist
>>63248154
Gary Oak
>>63248154
Gary Oldman
>>63248154
Gary Buffman
>>63248115
>go to chvrches show with friend
>half way though the show she keeps eyeing my friend
>when they were done a security guy calls my friend to the back, says he's wanted for something
>goes back stage to see lauren holding a beer slurring
>hey!, you're cute
>friend talks to her for a while
>lauren lifts her skirt and bends over
>pisses on his shoes and walks off
>>63248277
Don't pretend to be me faggot.
>>63248277
you could have done better
>>63248316
tell the fucking story
>>63248333
What exactly do you think is so bad with HHH?
>>63248350
https://vimeo.com/49643883
>>63248331
Got to make out with Lauren and touch her boobs in a party after the show
>>63248370
Okay, that definitely is very autistic lmao. Oh well, atleast he makes good music
Grimes is a worthy contender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahnUH7wnW30
>>63248331
>Brandon woke up to the sound of a ringing alarm, stirring him out a peaceful slumber
>"Mhmm...Lauren," he let out softly as he rolled out of bed, his fat rolls sticking to the sheets as he got up
>He quickly got dressed and ran downstairs, where he mom and dad were waiting.
>"Hey, son!" said Scott Love, "have you lost weight? You are looking good!"
>Brandon sighed. He was now pushing 300lbs and couldn't stop eating. Depression was a bitch.
>"Gotta go, Dad," he said in between bites of a poptart, "Can I borrow your car?"
>Scott looked surprised, "Oh, sorry son. My car is in the shop until next week."
>He got up and ran to the counter
>"But...you can take your mom's mini-van!"
>Brandon sighed again, this time realizing his co-workers at his new job at Game's Market would see him driving him mom's mini-van, Adele sticker on the back and all
>Cursing his way out of the house, Brandon wedged himself in between the seat and the front console before heading off to work
>>63248406
>Brandon got off of work, his feet tired from a long day working the grocery section
>He walked into his house which was noticeably quiet
>"Uh hello..??" Brandon yelled, "Mom? Dad? Are you guys here?"
>He could hear noises coming from upstairs, so up he crept, grabbing an umbrella for protection
>"A-anyone here?" he let out quietly
>It was then Brandon heard the noises from his room
>He peaked in to see a short woman sitting on his bed, and as he opened the door, she turned around
>"Brandon," the girl said in her Glasgow twang, "I finally found you..."
>>63248421
>quickly, Lauren got up and pulled Brandon across the bed before tying him to the handcuffs she had prepared for him
>"You've been a real naughty boy, Brandon." she said in between heavy breathes
>"And...well, it's time for someone to teach you a lesson!"
>Brandon began to panic. He was home alone and this woman was clearly crazy, and his suspicions were confirmed when she pulled out a strap on dick
>"What...what is that for?"
>Lauren just smiled and began to undress, her pale white boyish body was enhanced by the moonlight shining through the window
>As she dropped her panties, she put the strap on upon herself and slowly straddled Brandon
>"You've made things very hard for me, Brandon." she started
>Brandon quickly interrupted, "It was just a prank Lauren, jokes! Meme! I wasn't ever going to do anything to you."
>Lauren's eyes got wide, "Just a joke? Just a joke! Between you and that fucking m-misogynist 7KT," slamming her fist on the bed, "I've nearly lost my career!"
>She got close to Brandon and whispered in his ear, "Do you know what that did to me, Brandon?"
>Brandon began quietly, "No...what?"
>Lauren just smiled as she slid Brandon's baggy pants off, "It's made me very mad."
>Brandon started freaking out, "Wait, what are you going to do. Wait, wait!"
>Lauren pulled his pants to the floor and spread his cheeks
>"Just sit there, Brandon. Just sit there and think of /mu/."
>And when that she thrust into him, pushing her feminist agenda deep into his asshole
>"FUUUUCK!" Brandon screamed, "Help! Someone!"
>The last thing Brandon remembered was getting hit over the head with something heavy before he lost consciousness
>>63248431
>Brandon woke, his body sore from the pounding, and his mind full of confusion as he slipped his 511 jeans back on
>He could feel his asshole was bleeding and felt the need to take the largest shit ever
>He walked to the bathroom, where the toilet had sprung a leak
>”What the hell? Who did this?” Brandon said out loud as he got on his knees and examined it closely
>It was then he felt someone wrap him arms around him and nibble his ear
>The man with a Scottish accent quietly whispered ”what would you do?”
>Brandon started trying to break himself free but the man had him head locked. "What?! Who are you?
>" Martin is the name lad...and the question, is what would you do if I stuck my finger up your butt. Could you even stop me?
>"Please...just stop. ” Brandon pleaded.
>Martin kissed him on the neck while slowly saying ”dont hate me, Mr plumber man. You brought this upon yourself."
>With force, Martin snuck his digit inside Brandon summoning an orgasm of shape on his part
>Martin brought his finger to Brandons nose.
>"Sniff it, sniff it now Mr Plumber Man."
>Brandon gagged and threw up on the floor before blacking out again
>Brandon awoke in the hospital, with his family by his side
>The police came to take his rape report but when it came time to talk to Officer Iain, Brandon kept quiet while the officer handed him a card
>it said "open your mouth, and you are mine next."
>crying, Brandon closed his eyes as the doctors began to repair his asshole
>>63248404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6G1QAJ6ntk
>>63243478
she had a stroke
>>63244946
Man, she is gonna look fucking TRAGIC when she gets older. She'd be smart to lay off the drugs now to lessen the downfall.
>>63248713
She doesn't use drugs also wtf she looks normal in both pics
>>63248440
>>63243478
>>63243789
>>63243814
it's fake an edited, this is the original picture
>>63241571
I don't think someone who's so sexually charged in their personal life would be autistic. Autism doesn't lend itself to that sort of life style.
>>63241571
Wrong one.
