ITT: We create a fake rapper, make his first album, then viral market him on /r/hiphopheads and KTT until he becomes the next big thing.
Trips decide his name. After that, all dubs decide facts about him (his aesthetic, his gimmicks, his story, etc. just shit to give him some character).
Bernie Panders
>>63172721
Brotha Mystic
Album: Free Diction
Notorious CIA
Buddha Christ
Semi-Autism
>>63172856
rerollin, sounds dope desu
It's actually a rap collective:
Stinky Boy Hella Bands
2713 Gyanksta Jewboy
Money Eater
Queemo
Senator Painman
The Bloody Bossman
Brainchild
G Ringo
Barber's Handmaiden
>>63172873
reroll
Big Guy Fouru (pronounced four-ew)
Yung Oldhead
Snicker Queef
grumpy tumbles
>>63173056
re-roll
Allah Dean
>>63172890
reroll
this way we can collab on music
Donald Trump
>>63172873
Reroll b
Yung Plagius
>>63173095
fucking kek
rolling
Tittie Bonger
>>63173056
Rolling>>63173095
Muhammed the dick sucker
Kid Stunna
>tfw this is how im spending my time
mr piggy and the butt plug
Yung Homo
Sweet Leaf
Green Day
We can make it a rap group instead if you guys want.
Otherwise, we could still collab on the music by giving the rapper a voice effect (deeper, higher, heavily auto tuned, etc) to hide the voice differences.
Younger Thug
>>63173255
Are you shitting me
>>63173095
reroll
>>63173255
kek
Yung Mu
Diogenus de Detroit
If some kind of get then any future gets that involve retarded bullshit /mu/ memes are unallowed
>>63173285
>>63173282
>>63173151
Rolling for rap group
Aubrey Graham
cumshot
DJ Jizzmop
That Conjugation Pongo
>>63173095
roll
>>63173311
One more time
The Allah Deans (if we're doing a rap group)
great droopi
Mr. Taint Money
cajun dj chicken
kevin federline
>>63173456
reroll
>>63173256
rolling for rap group. my suggestion for a rapper is dingleberry
>>63173359
why is this so funny
>>63172873
roll
mr eggplant
>>63172721
DJ N1gg3r
A man from the hood of Benton Harbor MI who loves God sexually and wants Jesus to Cum inside him. He gains a large Christian following for his clean lyrics (Heck for hell, dung for shit, friend for nigga, oppressed minority for nigger ext ext)
Over time he gets more edgy and one concert he sticks a cross up his ass and claims he loves Coil sampling The Anal Staircase. The crowd goes wild and almost beats him to death with stones.
Trill Cosby
Ronald Crump
Just name him "Fuck"
Trapanese animes
Sour Nipple, a mentally disturbed middle aged fella who wears all white nike clothing and lives in an alleyway. Slowly gets more rich and conceited throughout his career, eventually reveals a secret (tbd)
Nu-TrapGod
Fingerlicking Bad
>>63173712
This
>>63173647
Reroll
If trips he is an upper class white kid who raps about how poor everyone else is and Xanax
the big cum machine. (He cums like a machine cums) first album track "turn up (cum down)"
kanye wes
>>63173888
Well shit
>>63173888
jeje
>>63173888
YOOO
THE BIG CUM MACHINE IT IS
>>63173888
Fuck.
>>63173888
AYO THE BIG CUM MACHINE REPRESENTIN'
>>63173888
>>63173888
>>63173888
quality banter lads
>>63173888
Kek. That is gonna hard as fuck to viral market but a winrar is a winrar.
Now let's move on to the next part. All dubs decide facts about him, his gimmicks, his aesthetics, etc.
rolling for dubs now
only uses verbs in his raps
>>63173962
gimmicks
Consistently mentions bad puns using "cum" "come" like J cole uses "cold"
orgasms as an ad-lib
>>63174000
kek
those are trips not dubs
>>63173888
lmfaooooooo
Constantly mentions his support for Trump
He constantly adds in subtle racist remarks/white power and cleansing of races.
>>63173962
Is a pedophile
>>63174044
waste of dubs senpai
rolling for these
>>63174051
>>63174007
>>63174000
>only uses verbs
This actually sounds fun as fuck to try to write, even if you can't have any kind of grammar whatsoever
>>63173962
Half his songs are about nutting to shemales
Regularly samples youtube poop memes (CD-I, I.M. Meen, Mama Luigi, etc)
>>63173888
>>63174100
shut up normie at least its not as much of a waste as this >>63174000
>>63174120
reroll
Denies the holocaust
First album is just him cumming for 69 minutes. called "Literally no fucks given xD"
His first album contains an entire diss track to syrian refugees
>>63173095
rollll
>>63174120
roll
cum machine man. he CUMS LIKE A FUCKING MACHINE. JUST LET HIM FUCKING CUM YOU FUCKWITS. HE WANTS TO CUM AND THUS HE WILL CUM.
Fuck the KTT mods. Looks like I'm gonna be posting here for a while.
is straight edge
His first album contains an entire diss track to WWE
His first song is about drinking NyQuil and masturbating and is called nyqum
>>63174215
reroll
>>63174120
Rollin'
Dubs are disabled idiots. You're all fucking stupid.
>>63174170
roll
Wears a fez
he has down syndrome
>>63173888
The Big Cum Machine raps without using swear words, using cuss word substitutes.
>>63174258
kek
This
>>63174170
Yes
>>63174292
Fuck off Montie. None gives a fuck.
>>63174120
check em
He supports Donald J. Trump
He loves Jesus
He has a gay boyfriend
He shoved a cross up his ass to proved he loved Jesus
His songs have references to Poz loads in his asshole
>>63174292
shut up montie go back to your holy grail
Vaping is to him what lean is to Future.
He makes entire songs about vaping, mentions how he "smokes on that fine water", disses cigarette smokers, etc.
likes to poop his pants but dont tell mommy!
He has at least one Korn cover on his album
>>63174383
this
>>63174378
this
Also he chopped off his own balls and fed them to his cat
>>63174120
roll.
He has a David Bowie dis track on his debut album
He's pro-life
>>63174442
s.m.h that closeness
reroll
>>63174120
Roll
>>63174329
leave this place Montie
He has a massive tickle torture fetish and raps about it a lot
>>63173962
He kisses one girl a year, and asks them for their signature in his special book of "kissed girls"
he confuses words that sound similar
>>63174528
kek
>>63174120
Rerolling
Let's try that Syrian refugee diss track again, specifying that it's not political he's just sick of hearing about these boring poor people
>>63174566
Success
>>63174566
wew
def.trat
nickname cucumber dong
Info about The Big Cum Machine so far:
>the first track on his first album is titled "Turn Up (Cum Down)"
>he regularly raps with only verbs (not gonna require it since it contradicts other things but bonus points if you do)
>uses orgasms as ad-libs
>constantly mentions his support for trump
>his first albums contains a diss track to syrian refugees (he specifies that it's not political he's just sick of hearing about these boring poor people)
We also need to give him a voice effect so we can all rap under his name. Should it be higher pitched, lower pitched, auto tuned or something else?
>>63174611
can one song be ft def.trat
3 part song about how much he loves julio jones
>>63174721
Maybe auto tune it so it's easier? Or if people are really into it have let them post clyps or voocaroos of them rapping and we decide on one or a handful of Big Cum Machines
biggy freshee P
all his albums are named after goosebumps books
>>63172873
reroll
samples sonic the hedgehog music but only sonic the hedgehog music from the 3D games
>>63174902
reroll
>>63174120
this
he is sponsored by cheez-it's
>>63174258
>dubs disabled on /mu/
Go back to /v/
he's the illegitimate brother of corey taylor from slipknot and he gives him shout outs all the time
>>63174721
Autotune should let more people rap as him
samples Autechre all the time
>>63174721
microsoft sam
>>63174721
>We also need to give him a voice effect so we can all rap under his name. Should it be higher pitched, lower pitched, auto tuned or something else?
pitched up high and slightly slowed down
lil jimmyhat
very vocal about his dislike for newspaper comics, raps about wanting to rape and kill charlie brown and marmaduke
raps in a british accent despite being from milwaukee
His influences are Big Daddy Kane, Cam'ron, Meek Mill and I Am... by Nas (he doesn't care for any other Nas albums)
has an album comprised of just diss tracks to each one of santa's reindeer from the point of view of rudolph
the final track is a diss track to himself about wanting to commit suicide violently in front of santa
Loadz ov Chodez
he's a communist
Updated info about The Big Cum Machine
>the first track on his first album is titled "Turn Up (Cum Down)"
>he regularly raps with nothing but verbs
>he uses orgasms as ad-libs
>he constantly mentions his support for trump
>his first album contains a diss track to syrian refugees (he specifies that it's not political he's just sick of hearing about these boring poor people)
>he always raps in auto tune
>he regularly samples youtube poop memes (CD-I, I.M. Meen, Mama Luigi, etc)
I think this is enough to start with. I'll post the thread where we make his first album in a bit.
really likes naruto
His favorite album is pic related
Can you guys please use my music as one of his tracks? Its totally unreleased, no one will have ever heard it before
This one is called "Hoes who shop at urban outfitters need to be killed"
http://www104.zippyshare.com/v/wTld6Gz1/file.html
>>63175144
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
he thinks he's the reincarnation of a former president of the united states but he's not sure which one
he tried to kill himself when he was only 5 years old
samples godzilla and marco rubio in Turn Up Cum Down
He has a huge fucking hard-on for Ino from Naruto and makes sure to always include her in his vaporwave-esque imagery
>>63174000
>>63174566
>>63174933
>>63175144
what we currently know about The Big Cum Machine
If dubs, he loves Carls Jr
>>63175255
nice
he owns over 300 superman comic books
>>63175095
Rolling
samples post rock
was bitten by a turtle as a young lad, which also made him allergic to orange juice
Gart Bot
often samples rankin/bass animated christmas movies, especially the heat miser song
>>63175275
Rerolling
he did it
whatever terrible thing that may be, he did it
he's also half italian, half japanese and half black
>>63174945
this plz
has made a diss track for every team in the NFL except the miami dolphins because he thinks that dolphins are "fucking sick my nigga"
Failed the driver's ed test 56 times and drives a pontiac transport with a horse spray-painted on the side
he hates cam newton
uses a lot of skateboard lingo
>>63175391
reroll
dubs for cheez-its
he's beaten Tony Hawk in an arm wrestling match
Viper's son, he's the one who runs his youtube channel
>>63175095
REROLL
Get in, f.am
>>63175446
>>63175095
Fuck, this please
He's infertile, therefore has 2 cats and dog. Their names are sergeant, samuel, and thud, and they are his most prized possessions.
>>63174721
What if he's schizophrenic and raps in multiple voices? That way we could all rap as The Big Cum Machine
Trips get for 'Bing-Bong'
Dubs get for
bearded
>>63175255
ohoho shit! kekkekek
>>63175477
'get in senpai is now a track title'
Has an aesthetic mixed between Yung lean, Kendrick, and Riff Raff
