>meet and greet at uni
>ice breaker question is "what's your favourite band?"
>most people answer coldplay, Taylor swift, violent Soho
>guy wearing Radiohead shirt "my favourite is NMH"
>almost shit myself at how patrician and otherworldly this man must be
im killing myself tonight
thanks OP
you caused this
I would've cringed about as hard as I cringed reading the last line of this post.
What would /mu/ say in this situation?
whoa. how incredible OP.
maybe college wont be a huge waste of time for you.
>>63128790
Any artist that is both patrician and plebian
Daft Punk
Radiohead
Outlast
Nujabes
Violent femmes
A couple I'd say
>>63128790
Neutral Milk Hotel of course!
>>63128790
modest mouse
>>63128790
shaggs
>>63129110
Omg anon, like, float on is my FAV song :)
>>63128790
i'd drop out
>Go to museum 3 days ago
>Girl with Unknown Pleasures shirt walks by
>holyshit.jpg
>she likes god-tier music
>follow her in a very stealthy way
>she's fat and ugly but she must have an amazing taste
>about 30 minutes after that she starts looking at me
>i wave every time and she just turns around just before she sees me waving
>continue following
>she rushes out the museum when we got to the entrance
She sure seemed in a rush, too bad I couldn't talk to her. Went yesterday again to see if she was there but unfortunately no, I'll try tomorrow.
>>63128790
Jawbreaker
>if someone mentions a band I like I cream myself and want to be their friend, maybe start a a band
>If I mention a band they like, its either a mild "hey cool" or a displeasing look that they like the same music as me
>uni
Pleb
>>63129168
i wish this was real but very funny autism post
>>63129168
Maybe you could find her on tumblr
>>63128790
Can
>>63128790
Anal Cunt
>>63128761
It's more likely this was a freshman orientation at a high school
this actually happened to me in HS. its funny the kid was the like "nerdy" kid that everyone loved and was like really outgoing and shit.
he also was /g/entooman. but i hated his guts cause i could i guess kinda see where everything he said came from and knew that in reality he wasnt anything like he put himself off to be.
>>63128761
I'm pretty sure you're being sarcastic OP, but everyone in college loves NMH.
>>63129154
FloooAAAooAt onnnn alright xDDD
I don't understand why you have to be a dick about what he listens to.
>>63128761
wait who irl has heard of violent soho??
>>63129519
I could literally ask 1000 random people on the street if they know violent soho and I am 99.9% sure none of them would know. Hell most /mu/tants dont know
>>63129110
good answer
>>63129519
Here in Australia the average person should have atleast heard of them. Then again they haven't really been relevant in years now.
>>63128790
Swans
>>63129752
>>63129519
I've never heard of them
>>63129519
>>63129752
If you live anywhere but Australia, I'd be surprised if you knew them
>>63129168
>likes unknown pleasures
>"amazing taste"
That's an oxymoron
>>63129898
I want to snuggle that doge
>>63130150
Didn't they just sell out like their album's tour 3 times over?
>>63128790
beach boys
>>63130203
They have a new album? That's the first I have heard of it. I guess that's what happens when I spend this much time on /mu/, I get very little local music news.
>>63128761
I didn't even know your average normie knew about Violent Soho.
>>63129190
Fucking hell this happens to me too
>>63129154
>>63129372
I will fucking cut you
>>63128790
American Football and The One Up Downstairs
>>63130236
They're the most normie alternative rock band in Australia
>>63128761
Goatpenis, pissgrave or anal blasphy
>>63130705
motherfucker god's cock sucker
>>63128790
Tom Waits
>>63128790
young thug
You guys try to hard to be cool.'well guess what, u are not. Go ahead tell girls you listen to animal collective and grimes so they can laugh at u for being virgins
>>63128790
You probably haven't heard of them
>>63131156
I know it's cliche but this
>>63128790
Ed sheeran or something
I have trouble getting friends
>>63128761
well, neutral milk hotel + radiohead is pretty much a confirmed match for /mu/ considering they're the boards favorite bands.
there's only one option OP - you need to fuck him in the ass. it's the only way to make sure. at the climax, you will both simultaneously go "AAAAH DJ AARON ELLIS AAAA" and then you'll know or not.
>>63129190
Same ;_;
>>63129129
I can't believe no one caught this. nice one senpai
>>63128790
>having a favorite band
>>63128790
Daft Punk
Arctic Monkeys (I unironically like them) or 1975 if there are hot chicks
>>63128790
A tie between Dream Theater and Evanescence
>>63128761
Beatles or Kendrick Lamar
>>63129519
any teen-young adult in australia knows em
>>63128761
you know if I was actually in a situation like this I think I might actually respect someone like that
because they had the nerve to be honest with everyone but more importantly with themselves
its like admitting that your favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla
nobody will think you're cool or unique or special or exciting for liking vanilla ice cream but you're comfortable with who you are and at the end of the day isn't that the coolest thing of all?
>>63128790
burzum
>>63129061
>any of those
>patrician
lmao
>>63128790
Deftones
>>63128790
"bait"
>>63128790
I'd drop out desu
>>63129061
This is bait.
