Are you ready /mu/ ?
ALL MEMES ARE WRONG
Seems like he's hacked. Or just lost it.
my body is ready
All memes are wrong.
Fuck he's done it again. From his mouth, immediately into the lexicon.
>all memes are wrong
LIVE SUICIDE CONFIRMED
is he really that in debt? what the fuck, how does that happen
you are all pathetic
kanye is swinging you around by your little white dicks
>all memes are wrong
Fuck, this album is gonna be fucking awesome
>>62514210
stream link?
>>62514220
No way. Even if he was, he'd still be swimming in the Kardashians money
Is he actually in debt 53 mil?
>>62514170
No it doesn't. Are you not familiar with him?
>>62514241
He's gonna perform in SNL about right now, mate
>>62514223
but I'm blasian
> all memes are belong to yeezus
Why does this nigga always tweet like he only has wifi for 30 minutes?
>>62514286
if you like kanye you have a little white dick
>>62514210
>>62514281
can i get a stream link
stream to his presentation where?
>>62514329
i need one too, been searchin like a motherfucker and cant find anything
BUT MUH SHEKELI
>>62514329
THIS
HELP A EUROBRO OUT
who the fuck is Paul? SNL starts in 7 minutes, let's get it.
>>62514368
Now those 15 million make sense, don't they?
>>62514329
hes not going to perform right now
it starts at like 11:30 PM est and he probably doesnt perform until like midnight
>>62514267
Yeah. That's why he sold it to Shkreli
>>62514322
bet my dick is bigger than yours senpai
ALL MEMES GOIN TO HELL
>>62514395
it starts at 10 dude
THIS IS IT /MU/
HOLD ME.
>>62514375
paul = pablo
>>62514375
pablo is spanish for Paul, the apostle
introduced the nu platonic philospohy of jesus christ to the world
probably shaped modern everything more than anybody else then
was an intellectual and pretty honorable historical figure.
calling him to the stage means hes rehearsing. SNL airs at 11:30 EST
>Please forgive the profanity and give hugs and blessings to my brother Kirk for standing by me... In a few hours the journey begins...
What did he mean?
>>62514375
St. Paul dude, jesus
>>62514424
10:30 actually
even then hes not hosting just performing, and so probably 11:00 when he actually needs to be on stage
How get sticky?? Cmon mods, step it up
Paul from the Bible?
>>62514395
nigga I'm looking at the TV guide right now. it starts in four minutes.
Now I don't usually watch this shit, are performances generally half way through?,
fuck kanye the new anco just leaked
>>62514468
Is he in a 53 million debt what the fuck???
>>62514441
Yeah, I guess it's that Pablo's life what the album "is about". Kanye's also referenced him in his recent tweets
>>62514267
I feel like Kim will divorce him now
Kanye gonna drop the album at the end of his SNL performance
>>62514475
>>62514455
This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVm88MX2Gw4&bpctr=1455420493
>>62514472
Most likely.
h t t p freetvall.com/video/ G1Y4X26W9R21/NBC
>>62514475
yea a rerun is going to air before, then its news, and then its the actual show
>>62514472
Yes, fucking no one expected that one, eh? We know him as Pablo in spanish.
>>62514545
That's what I thought initially, and it turns out that you are correct. I was confused and got caught up in my excitement when I saw it on the TV guide early but that's just a rerun.
Whatever, I wouldn't know because I don't watch SNL.
>>62514317
goodkek/10
fuck, UK here, gotta wait hour and a half!!
>>62514481
in literal shit quality. I'm just gonna wait till Friday honestly
>>62514567
Thanks fâm
we got a memer here
>>62514567
Thanks, f a m i l i a n o
Holy shit, it actually reads like a suicide note
Ye wants to pull a Bowie and immortalise his album
>>62514126
https://soundcloud.com/user-916033402-713111775/inner-bottomlss-universe?in=user-916033402-713111775/sets/kamye-east-romantic-landscpaes
JUST
FUCK
>>62514575
can i watch online anywhere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46IQu0yuJzU
>>62514733
Never try to do fashion.
>>62514733
FUCKING
RELEASE
THE
ALBUM
KANYE
i will gladly buy it and give you money
just do it
>>62514780
all his gear was shit though
what was he thinking
it was just real simple skivvies and torn sweatshirts
>>62514733
FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML
>>62514786
I'm gonna buy the CD most likely
>>62514733
what? his newest tweet is still the one about going to the SNL stage for me. Even incognito where there's no browser cache
>>62514286
the black cancels out with the asian, leaving you small n white
sorry my man :(
>>62514841
its older
>>62514841
It was before that.
>>62514733
>tfw Kanye is going to go bankrupt
>>62514375
Paul McMotherfuckingCartney dude, who else
I bet he drops it after the performance. Get a sticky going mods.
>>62514914
HE WAS A RICH BLACK MAN AND HE FUCKED IT UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
>>62514939
>I bet he drops it after the performance
The mic?
>>62514953
lel.
The album
3:12 am UK 'ere
i hope to wake up to the album
if it hasnt been dropped by then, what do?
i hope i dream of pablo and memes.
>>62514953
His limp body after he offs himself on stage.
>>62514986
go to sleep and wake up to new yeezy
if you a true stan i would wait up at least 2 hours until snl finishes
>>62514126
ALL MEMES ARE WRONG SHUT IT DOWN
>>62514733
He's married to a kardashian, he's not in debt.
I thought Shkreli bought the album?
>>62514733
>53 MILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT
wait what? I can't tell if he's talking about himself or what.
This meme wasn't wrong
>>62515141
Shkreli bought it according to Shkreli. What a source.
>>62515192
http://www.kanyetothe.com/forum/index.php?topic=601561.0
>>62515227
wow, what the fuck? I'm guessing this is all in borrowed money?
Kanye may be 53 million in debt, but he's still prolly richer than almost anyone as far as asset value is concerned.
based shkrizzo strikes again
>>62515192
isnt he worth like 200 million?
>>62515446
is he just trying to be relevant?
what's in it for him
>>62515446
>buys literally one album ever
>tries to build himself up as this unstoppable music villain who's buying up all the albums
>>62515510
attention
>>62515446
I can't wait until he kills himself
>>62515589
that's what he wants you to say
>>62515470
yeah, but net worth isn't reflective of what's in your bank account. he can easily get out of that debt, he just needs to sell of assets.
>>62515664
>implying you have any idea what Kanye's assets are actually worth
stream link? both streams i found are playing some SNL rerun from the 80s...
>>62515069
he's the gold digger..
>>62515728
Yeah, the live show begins at 11.30. That's how SNL goes
>>62515728
you're on the right ones then, it's a rerun of old ones until the new SNL
>>62514667
somebody get this hot head outta here
>>62515880
>>62515875
thanks
>>62515708
>not knowing kanye personally
oh shit you guys, the fact that he even brought up 53 million dollars of debt makes this shkreli thing seem much more credible
>>62515708
I don't, I'm just going off of what's made public. Whether or not the numbers are real is beyond me.
>>62515943
lol yeah, I thought this too
Was the whole Chance thing a cover up? I think he might have actually sold it so Shekeli.
>>62515708
>not being a close friend and part of Kanye's squad
>>62515975
yeah, and i get that shkreli's probably trolling because there's no way they test pressed that thing so fast, but he may have legitimately bought the fucking album. 15 mil is a lot to say no to if you're really in debt, and it seems like kanye might be.
>>62515510
hes just having fun til he goes to prison
Who the fuck is this shkreli guy and what's this hot head doing in /mu/
>>62516041
Shkreli is a business jew who wants to buy Kanye's album with 10 mil and not give it to the public
>>62516082
Why do people like this even fucking exist
>>62515708
He's a big guy
>>62515728
would you please write out the stream links
put (dot) or whatever so they don't get spam-blocked
>>62516082
The scary part is that I think Kanye may actually be stupid and pretentious enough to go through with it.
>>62516082
He ain't even Jewish tho.
He's just some Albanian/Croatian fuck.
>>62515207
Holy shit thank you anon I have legitimately never laughed so fucking hard in my life
>>62516164
No Kanye sees his music as serious art he wants to share with the world
>>62514281
Why the fuck are there old Tom Hanks / Jon Lovitz clips? Where is the Kanye performance? I guess I missed it?
>>62516236
yeah, dont worry though it was pretty lame. he just played gold digger and all day.
>>62516271
wow, that's boring.
Holy FUCK.
Kanye sold the album to Shkeke.
He's in debt, he needs cash. He did a tweet about it himself.
15 million is alot.
SNL tonight, he played fucking Gold Nigger and All Day. NOTHING FROM PABLO. IF HE WAS RELEASING AN ALBUM, WOULDNT HE FUCKING DO PROMOTION FOR IT
>>62515069
Hes worth more than kim even in debt. Guess with the family pooling together theyre richer.
>>62516236
That was a rerun
SNL starts at 11:30
>mfw the young /mu/ demo has no idea when SNL comes on
>>62516194
ty senpai
>>62516335
you're being trolled, it really starts at 10:30
they're playing old skits
>>62516369
this is beyond fucked up
>>62516271
>>62516369
SNL isn't even on yet
>>62516395
10:30 CST
>>62516376
SNL is worthless and has been worthless for quite a while now.
>>62516369
That was a rerun you tard
>>62516395
Oh, okay. Thanks for filling me in. I was going to go to bed.
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE AN SNL LIVE STREAM
Can't Wait to Hit SNL tonite... Once again thanks for the warm Welcome
-Ye
Some nigger on here stream their tv
>people who thought the 10 o clock SNL was the new one when it says at the bottom of the screen it's a fucking rerun
>>62516025
Is he really going to prison? Damn I fucking hope so
22 MINUTES
Why would NBC delay Saturday Night Live across Time Zones?
>>62516595
hey fuck face, where's the album
>>62516652
thanks
>>62514667
Fucking cuck
>>62516687
Way Above the haters heads....
-Ye
http://www.hitbox.tv/ShowMeWhatYouGot
synced w/no bullshit, everyone get in!
Just because he's in debt doesn't mean he's out of money.
You all are fucking stupid.
how long until it starts
>>62515207
The Bane house in the corner is the best part
/tv/ fags, haven't watched snl since the 90's
what should i expect
>>62516903
Shit
>>62516903
Shit
>>62516903
hot garbage
>tfw it's about to start but we still got a while to go until the music because the performances are usually toward the end
>>62516903
Garbage with the occasional chuckle or two and a few qt actresses
>I'm actually watching American weather report
My wife's son is watching a movie on the tv and the only other tv is in her room and she wants to go to bed. wut do?
>>62517060
C U C K
>>62517060
kill her son, it's the only way
all memes are wrong
>93 minutes with commercials
>>62514553
>Someone call a doctor
Hell be fine
>>62517060
knock him out discreetly
>>62517060
top cuck
>>62514733
shouldn't have dropped out of college
>>62514126
>All memes are wrong
Damn...
Kanye just murdered 2016 in four words...
>>62515446
Did Shkreli buy Franks album?!!?!?
>>62517474
kek
>>62517500
Bought the new Jai Paul too.
People like this garbage?
twitch tv/kttsnl
>>62516903
the closest they got to good was begging larry david to single handedly carry the whole show whenever he shows up
Is it out yet?
>>62517827
RIP
>>62518040
wait til snl is over
>>62518192
Is it over yet?
>>62518192
ETA? Also why
>>62514126
KANYES NEW ALBUM WILL BE A DOUBLE ALBUM
This Shkreli guy is literally only buying these albums because he thinks it'll make celebrities hang out with him.
He has the mentality of a child who only wants something solely for himself when everyone else wants it as well. I seriously cannot comprehend anyone who supports this guy. He's a selfish and narcissistic manchild with too much disposable income.
>>62518360
>>62518367
about an hour
because he's busy performing right now
>>62518478
SNL performances are an hour?
>>62518533
the show will be over in an hour
SNL doesn't end for another hour retards it's an hour and a half
YE
>>62518602
Jesus, why? It hasn't been relevant for years
>>62518471
I think you're painting even too kind of a portrait of him. I think he legitimately enjoys making people feel shitty. He's probably also trying to leverage this whole thing into some kind of fame in case he gets fucked on fraud.
>>62518733
He's the worst kind of human being. He gets off on the idea of taking away things that others enjoy.
Where were you when Kanye West disproved memes?
>>62518800
>He's the worst kind of human being
I mean I wouldn't go that far lol. But yeah I don't see a lot of redeeming qualities.
>>62518471
I think he's a funny guy. An asshole maybe, but still funny
>>62519062
apology for poor english
when were you when memes dies
i was sat at home eat cereal when kayne ring
'meme is kill'
'no'
>>62519334
NEW SONG LEAKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmOZAYYtiPo
ITS AMAZING
>>62519423
Well that came down fast holy shit
>>62519517
like 30 seconds jesus
this is shitttttt
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxK71T2zgdeSSmZQQThVRV9aSFk/view
High Lights performance
http://www.gossipcop.com/kanye-west-snl-high-light-video-saturday-night-live-watch-performance/
>>62519333
Put it this way, you have to be a special kind of piece of shit when Hilary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump mutually and unanimously agree that you're a piece of shit.
>>62519564
>>62519517
IT SOUNDED LIKE IDIOTEQUE
Just woke up
Please tell me it's out
>>62519703
worst song on the album desu
>>62519821
IF YOU ARE NOT MEMEING THEN HOLY SHIT
but guys
I went to a gay club with an 8.5/10 qt I've never met before with some friends for a bday party and I left with her number and she told me "text me anon!" on two separate occasions without me even bringing up her number wow seemingly good luck for once is nice
>>62519865
no
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1djGXzzZdqkxZ
>>62519887
I'M NOT MAN
KANYE SPITS HARD, in my opinion the best song I heard from this album yet. really fucking interesting, also really fucking great lyricism
>>62519801
That all applies to Jeb Bush though, who is just a sad turtlekin guac lover.
>Only problem is i'm ____
is it rich?
slay em ye
rip stream
FUCK WHO REPORTED
>>62520144
>>62520159
I'm only satisfied until my niggas get it, get it?
http://zerocast.tv/embed.php?a=2732&id=&width=1280&height=720&autostart=true&strech=exactfit#
>>62520340
mah nigga
dont worry you guys didnt miss anything
>>62520340
i forget how bad SNL was
fuck
ULTRA LIGHT
Chance killt it
Annndd it's out
>>62520867
shut up
>>62520957
it is though
>>62520957
He said "kanyewest.com, tidal streaming" and some other gibberish so at least 10-30 min if anything
>>62520957
NO IT IS
HE ENDED ULTRA LIGHT BEAM THEN EXCITEDLY WENT "GO KANYEWEST.COM TIDAL.COM NEW ALBUM OUT RIGHT NOW STREAMING RIGHT NOW GO GO GO" AND SWITCHED TO EXCITED GARBLED SCREAMING BEFORE THE AUDIENCE GOT CONFUSED FOR A SECOND AND STARTED CHEERING
>>62521013
oh i didn't hear any words in that babble
>>62521013
still have a feeling this shit not coming out
>>62521090
Same senpai, hype died down for this project
>>62521076
I heard kanyewest.com. Cryptic message from Mos Def. What does it all mean?
I missed snl. Anything relating to the album?
this is so strange
>>62521013
It's a month old. Mos Def is facing deportation from his home in South Africa iirc
http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/14/10966486/kanye-west-album-streaming-availability-tidal-download-details
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT IT SAYS "ALBUM NOT FOUND" IN THE EMBED WHAT THE FUCK
>>62521194
Fuckin weird message on his website. Nothing on SNL.
>>62521194
ye said the album is up on his website and tidal
but it's not
>>62521149
that's been there for weeks, its him retiring
>>62521149
You clearly didn't listen, he's talking about how he was being persecuted in SA.
>young thugS
melissa mccarthy throwing shade at all the black people there
LADS
TURN ON BET RIGHT NOW!
Guys its on Zune music I'm listening to waves rn
>>62521246
fuck tidal man they fucked up rihanna's release too
as a service they've been nothing but a series of false starts and fuck-ups so far
>>62521260
>persecuted
top kek
https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/698748496153866240
>>62521260
I know absolutely nothing about his situation, nor have I been on his site recently.
>>62521406
SHKRELI BTFO
>>62521358
CEO position is revolving door, no strong leadership as a result of J's meddling.
https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/698749973769363456
https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/698749973769363456
SHEKELI BTFO
>>62521527
You can tell it's not a joke because he changed his prof pic to a lego figurine. Dude means buisness.
FROM KANYE'S WEB DESIGNER:
https://twitter.com/lanegoldberg/status/698749488350040064
>>62521537
>>62521527
I know this isn't real but I wish it was
>>62521406
Kek did kanye sell him a copy for 15mil?
Martin Shekkels low on attention so hes made a story about being robbed! [spoiler]XD
>>62521598
FUCK TIDAL
>>62521598
why isn't it on Ye's site? Its still doing the mos def shit