Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Anderson .Paak’s 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 4
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-YEEZY SEASON APPROACHING
-The Life Of Pablo Honey hype intensifies.
-good luck to METZ in turning heynong man into a song
-This thread hypes and supports Kanye West, Half Japanese, DIIV, Sun Kil Jesu, album of the life, Mark Kozelek, Animal Collective, Tim Hecker, Islands, and Yeezy
-well take care every one. god bless.
future 9.3 incoming
Future - EVOL
8.1
occasional request: A Tennessee native, Stephen M. Deusner has been writing for Pitchfork for nine years and has only given one 10 rating during that time. He deserves to be in the op. Someone be clever and give him a nickname.
Oh, and this is also Black Power General.
>>62417836
stephen "bn" m. deusner
"Will someone dethrone Anderson .Paak’s 8.6 for AOTY?"
Y'all realize highest rated album isn't AOTY necessarily. They frequently don't do that
>>62417872
the point is that it's the highest rated album so far
Painting With - 8.5
"Y'all realize highest rated album isn't AOTY necessarily. They frequently don't do that"
Thanks for the heads up! Didn't realize that. I'd give you gold if I had any money :(
Digits for Kanye.
omg p4k senpai there's a vampire that lives in my town. he wears van helsing attire and wears corpse paint. i wish I got a good picture of him. I'll try next time I'm on the bus with him. maybe I should ask for a copy of his black metal cassette.
Wait, why is a white person getting best new track?
See ya pitchfork.
>>62417908
They're not gonna review that until the day it comes out and there's a ton of stuff they still need to review that's out
>>62417872
what if malibu is the next silent shout
>>62418011
they featured him and that song on NPR's All Songs Considered this week. the mentioned that that song in particular was inspired by the various acts of police violence publicized the past couple years, in particular the death of Eric Garner (desu the furor over that one is justified, unlike in some other cases, e.g., Michael Brown)
so yeah, there's more ammo for those memers pushing the "P4K has an agenda" agenda
>>62418233
Ahh that makes sense
In the case of eric garner I guess you shouldn't be morbidly obese, break the law and resist arrest.
>no one's asked how's anyone doing
>no one's asked what's everyone listening to
Tut-tut, where are your manners, /p4k/?
How is everyone, and what music are you playing right now?
>>62418465
playing shitty muse covers on my guitar rn desu senpai
Future - EVOL 7.2
if dubs EVOL gets 7.8
kanye west - 7.9
future - 8.0
animal collective - 8.1 no bnm
>>62418791
yeah, i'm thinking low 7s for EVOL, too. the BNT review for "Lie to Me" seemed to be critical of the rest of the album
What's up my dudes
Who here wants to fucking kill themselves?
>>62418936
Hey friend. Just don't kill yourself in a bathtub for your body to sell and stick up the place. Have some from of consideration.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>62418936
Sometimes I think I'd like to, but I can't do that to my family, i.e., I guess I'm just a bit dysthymic and not a real rock-bottom sufferer of depression.
But please, Anon. Don't do it.
Met this girl on Monday and took her for a drink on Tuesday
>>62419084
Make sure Wednesday isn't blue and on thursday you still care about her that way friday you'll be in love.
>>62419064
someday my friend
>>62419084
What song is this from again ?
Zoe Camp posted a great review last night.
>>62419129
I, for one, think Wish is a great album
>>62419166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABuWphlnZ1A
>>62419306
Craig David absolute ledge
>>62419144
Thanks, Anon.
You hear that Zoe? THERE'S AN ARMY OF US!
>>62417836
stephen "the invisible man" deusner
>>62418925
agreed. 7.2 I reckon. Sad because I reckon its an easy 8.0
where are all the Zoefags?
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
sun kil jesu sun kil jesu jesu sun kil jesu
>>62420147
I'm currently banned :/
I'm also the rundown dude so can someone cover tonight?
>>62417836
what was the 10 noko?
>>62420393
sure, no Zoe tonight btw
Future 7.3
Abi Reimold 7.9
Knxwledge 7.4
Lissie 5.8
Matt Kivel 7.2
>>62418791
shit, very close.
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Future 7.3
Abi Reimold 7.9
Knxwledge 7.4
Lissie 5.8
Matt Kivel 7.2
>>62420592
a reissue of Murmur by R.E.M., so not a real 10.
>>62420592
>>62420844
it's a lie. aside from murmur bnr he also gave a 10 to cocteau twins unless stephen deusner and stephen m deusner are 2 separate beings.
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19526-cocteau-twins-blue-bell-knollheaven-or-las-vegas/
>>62417836
Speaking of nicknames, why is Zoe's "¡DALE!"?
>>62420979
https://twitter.com/search?q=dale%20from%3Ajzcamp&src=typd&lang=en
specifically this prob
Zoe Camp Verified account @jzcamp 19 Jun 2015
I love /dale/ threads the Pitbull fandom is so intense
>>62421044
lol wtf does she browse /mu/
>Greatness is often measured by how consistently it is delivered, and until he releases something genuinely bad, every album, EP, mixtape, or loose track Nayvadius Cash releases is just another morsel in his current all-timer run.
Future is the GOAT. He is the Showtime Lakers. He is Michael Jordan & the Bulls.
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21578-evol/
RIP to Meghan Garvey as the resident Future dickrider over at P4K.
>>62421068
yeah
it's part of the reason she's so popular itt
reminder that 8.1 was an inside job :(
>no rare zoes itt
This thread is garbage.
>>62423093
tell more?
