Trying to give my gf her first orgasm ever. What album should I play?
>>61751103
Don't play music just have sex
Pretty Hate Machine
>>61751131
She said she would feel more relaxed with music playing.
>>61751131
This
>Mfw hopefully my bf will eat my pussy tomorrow.
>>61751150
Play Heaven or Las Vegas then.
It's a good tier sex album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQpKtnLUduE&index=1&list=PLrY0Cn5NiagadSP3GGVZ3jSq1FTo3O6sU
>>61751150
Sounds like she doesn't want to fuck you
>>61751158
>hopefully
>there are guys in this world right now that don't like eating box
>i'm probably replying to a guy pretending to be a woman online
>>61751191
Nah it's just that she has never came so we are trying really hard to get her to cum.
>>61751201
>referring to a vagina as "box"
>>61751201
>>there are guys in this world right now that don't like eating box
Fucking idiots.
>i'm probably replying to a guy pretending to be a woman online
100% chance that's a guy yeah
>>61751191
People get anxiety mane.
>>61751227
I take it you're the kind of guy who calls it a spaghetti house
>>61751221
Don't get your hopes up
>>61751201
>box
I want Bob Kelly to GTFO
i would cut off all of my fingers just to eat pussy once desu
>>61751150
>relaxed
in this case forget Pretty Hate Machine
and go with this
Pic related
>>61751250
flounder cave*
>>61751139
>lost virginity to Anti-Christ Superstar.
If I could go back I'd choose this.
nothing like deep voiced black men to get your girl off when you can't
>>61751263
but then you wouldn't be able to finger her while you eat her pussy, might as well not do it at that point
>>61751283
>>61751280
>Marilyn Manson
>literally the poor man's Trent Reznor
I'm so sorry anon
>>61751351
>Trent Reznor
>literally the poor man's Marilyn Manson
ftfy
>>61751645
disgusting
you disgust me
>>61751103
Improve your pre-sex game bro. Find what really turns her on. Girls typically do have a harder time orgasming than guys. That's why all the shit like the making out/fingering/etc. is there for setting the mood. Doing that kinda stuff actually helps a girl a lot more than a guy.
Has no one seriously said Marvin Gaye? Come on niggas.
>your gf doesn't spontaneously orgasm from merely the sight of you
time for new gf
>>61751221
she has anxiety about cumming? What?
>>61751970
>Girls typically do have a harder time orgasming than guys
this is a fucking myth
Masturbating on my own I can typically make myself cum in under 5 min, sometimes within 2 min if I'm really horny. The only reason people think this is because people don't pay enough attention to a chicks clit during sex. It's basically a tiny penis and trying to make a girl cum via vaginal penetration is like trying to make a guy cum via milking the prostate only. It's possible, but very very inefficient.
>>61751221
>we
Did you bring the family?
>>61751103
Some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, and Bound 2.
>>61752074
Thats why you use your thumb bro.
im gay and cant get hard to girls but i love eating pussy and making them cum. is that weird? idk why but i really enjoy it when drunk.
>>61752190
are you talking about prostate milking
>>61752201
I think you're probably bi.
It's not weird though. It's an accomplishment.
>>61752190
the first time I did this unexpectedly during sex it blew my gf's (at the time) mind
>>61752201
same but switch genders/genitals
>>61752238
you're a lesbian and you like blowing dudes??
>>61752205
No, fucking hos. Fuck em while rubbing the clit with your thumb.
>>61752344
but then your hand gets all dirty
>>61752367
Why honestly would you fuck to this?
>>61751103
Some sort of vaporwave
I'm not kidding
trust me
Today - Galaxie 500
>>61752356
>pussy juice
>dirt
This is why todays kids are all effeminate fags. SHOWER IN THAT SHIT YOU GOBBLER'S KNOB.
All I want to do is lick, suck, and fuck pussy.
>>61752074
I said typically. I know girls that can cum in even less time than you. Then there's those who apparently just straight up cum when the D's in.
>>61752428
>shower in a sticky gooey mess and get all clammy and smelly because i can't control myself in the face of a vagina
yeah cream soda's nice as well so why don't i shower in that too
>>61752428
hello /b/
>>61751103
Chumbawumba
>>61752583
Not that guy you just gotta make sure people shower before eating their vagina.
>>61751201
Eating out vagina makes me want to vomit. Sorry familia.
>>61751970
>pre-sex
>>61752382
Because it's a noisy, dirty album
>>61752655
your future wife will cheat on you. with me. because i eat pussy. Sorry familia.
>>61752932
>having a wife
I may be a fag but I'm not stupid.
>>61752932
>indulging in adultery
k e k
>>61752125
>not always having your family with you to give good advice and cheer while you get down with your girl
>>61751201
50 cent pls go
>>61751221
You know, both of you putting pressure on the situation like that will make her orgasm a lot less likely? Just put on something chill or smooth if she insists on anything at all, then take it easy and go with the flow. Do whatever she likes.
>>61752018
deadass nigga thats mad gay
>>61752583
well..why don't you? Sounds like a fun time to me.
>talk to gf about work/music/books/etc
>eat out
>fuck
>cuddle naked
that sums up most of my evenings
>tfw patrician gf
You should play some Pre-teen pussy pounder
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Pre-Teen_Pussy_Pounder/3540406112
>>61753300
wat if actually yr both plebs
>>61753325
nah we gud
>>61753300
same
>>61753300
Ayy, I've a friend gone fuckbudy and that's pretty much our relationship right now. When we're not having sex our interaction is pretty much sharing music and films. Feels pretty alright desu senpai.
>>61753341
yeah?
>>61753300
>things that never happened
But keep dreaming anon.
>>61753348
thankfully it's far deeper than just what i listed, but explaining the intricacies and love we got goin' down is pretty gushy and lame
>tfw going to propose
>>61753373
>thankfully it's far deeper than just what i listed
It probably is.
Good luck with the proposal friend.
