>Boring as fuck.
>Bland as fuck.
>Albums are filled with break-up songs.
>Ok voice
How is she so popular and successful?
her voice and style are markedly different from other top 40 artists, so if you only ever listen to the radio, her music sounds fresh
>>61554757
Because she's not electronic noise!
>>61554757
because she makes watered-down black music for lonely white women
She's pop for people who think they're too good for pop
>>61554793
correct
>>61554794
Those are The Beach Boys.
I prefer budget Adelle
her piano ballads are so deep!
>>61554826
>>61554793
Pretty much this.
>>61554830
Are you a 13 old white female?
>>61554757
She's music for old people, and old people are the only ones who still buy albums, the age of her fanbase that I've encountered is 30-60
>>61554757
eyebrows on fleek tho
>>61554852
How to be successful in this era
>be overweight
>be female
>sing about break ups and moving on from boys
>sing about being independent
>have serious pipes
>>61554870
sorry buddy, let's just blame it on the fact that I can't sense sarcam through the internet.
>>61554794
>>61554793
Both true
Her voice is great, but I can't stand the fact that she is being passed off as attractive. She isn't, she has looked like a 40 yr old mum since she first appeared.
literally because she's fat
I like Chasing Pavements.
>>61554757
She's bland, so she's automatically better than 90% of radio music that is simply insufferable
>>61555870
You can't deny the fact that she has a great voice. Her music is bland, but she'd sell if she wasn't fat.
>>>/fit/
>>61554794
No that's Julia Holter and St Vincent
>>61554826
who is this
>>61555844
literally lipstick on a pig.
Because normies seem to think that good voice = good music.
She's a very talented vocalist. She has nothing else going for her though. But because she can sing well, people think she's incredible.
>>61555844
>looked like a 40 yr old mum
but that's my fetish
>>61554757
Say what you will about Adele, but we can all agree this is much much better than vapid shit like
I JUST HIT A THREE PEAT
FUCKED THREE HOES I MET THIS WEEK
I DONT DO NO OLD HOES
MY NIGGA THATS A NO NO
>>61555939
what makes her such a talented vocalist? What makes her a way better vocalist than Beyoncé or Rihanna for example?
>>61555965
Adele is even more vapid
>>61555939
People don't want good music, they want entertaining music. That is usually a personal connection based on shared sentiment, best expressed by lyrics not time signatures or other musical features. Helps if there is a hint of nostalgia too or /comfy/ as it is usually expressed here.
I can't take fat people seriously
>>61556004
Really? Adele is more vapid than memerap industry plants like Travis Scott? Think before you type dude, at least she can sing.
>>61555965
the main problem I have with that song is the chorus. even without it, it's still generic.
>>61556004
this. haha, listen to me trying to sing like a fat black woman over yet ANOTHER piano ballad.
>>61554757
she's fat
>>61556026
>at least she can sing
No she can't. She sounds like any other generic youtube untrained wannabe-star.
>>61555965
No it isn't
the whole point of travis music is to get prude girls to suck ur dick.
you aint getting ZERO pussy playing adele
>>61555931
>27 years old
aging like milk
>Boring as fuck.
>Bland as fuck.
>Albums are filled with break-up songs.
>Ok voice
How was she so popular and successful?
>>61556213
she did drugs and talked about fucking guys while on drugs
GOAT
>>61556213
Druggie kike who died. I am Jewish btw.
Adele makes music for bitches who like to cry while eating ice cream and reblogging 500 Days of Summer gifs on tumblr.
>>61556277
whats wrong with 500 days of summer?
>>61556290
It's fucking gay shit for faggots that's what's wrong with it bitch.
>>61555931
Looks fine on the left tbqh
Not sexy but like a normal human being, and she's a musician not a model
>>61556213
I fapped to her a lot when I was younger
>>61556213
she was a joke to most people and I never heard anyone play her music or talk about her outside the internet. you can't escape adele though, I think the only reason people are in love with the cheap imitation that adele is, is because they see their fat lonely selves in her and she isn't a bad role model (a drunk and a drug addict like amy) in their eyes. I could easily argue that gluttony is greed and she looks like one greedy and lazy bitch but I guess thats not a sin anymore and neither is sloth, huh?
>>61555931
I think she looks better (though still bad) without all that awful make up.
>>61556301
Lol ur so cool
>>61556336
Christianity is dead dude. Only alive religions now are Judaism, Islam, Buddhism and their offshoots.
>>61556347
Lol thanks bro.
>>61556355
I assumed a great amount of her fans were christian.
>>61556290
>>61556301
this
it's also pseudo-deep bullshit that romanticizes obsessive, co-dependant relationships.
How is she so popular and succesfull? How, you say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOfplWAJ0Qw
hellooooooooooooooo from the other sideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>61556355
Who's behind this post...
>>61556569
Sigh...yes I'm Jewish. Orthodox though so I'm against Israel.
>>61555931
she looks like a drag queen with all that makeup
Man why do British people look so weird compared to Americans? I thought it was Brits who founded the country in the first place.
>>61556654
You guys look pretty weird to us too, desu
>>61556497
DAAAMN that bitch hot af F A M
>>61556671
Fuck off Britcuck. Don't you have a gay Polish man to be fucking?
>>61556320
thank you for being a reasonable person
>>61554776
>>61554793
Bingo
>>61556686
Go to bed Australia, it's way past your bedtime/icetime.
>>61556686
Back to /pol/ redneck Yankee doodle cuntbag.
>>61556686
Don't you have a burger to be eating? :^)
>>61556497
who?
>>61556320
but she loves to pretend she's a model quite alot
>>61556730
>posts I don't agree with must be Australian shitposters
>>61556743
>wahh muh /pol/ boogeyman! Fuck off bluepill.
>>61556746
I'm eating one right now, better than your fucking disgusting pig food like blood pudding.
>>61554757
THANK YOU OP!!!
I like REAL music. Drake, Future, Young Thug, Kanye West, Rhianna, Beyonce, the list goes on
>>61556775
Fuck off yank twat then, go have somemore plastic surgery and get your asshole bleached for your tranny bros.
>>61556213
You shut your whore mouth about Amy. She was the best artist to break out during that weird mid-200s British soul boom. Rehab is overrated, but Me and Mr. Jones cannot be touched.
>>61554757
What was the point in saying both "bland" and "boring"? That's complete redundant.
![Dido[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L6fjG7h.jpg "Dido[1].jpg")
>>61554793
Whatever happened to Dido?
Guess there's only room for one Brit white girl singer your mom likes at a time
>>61556795
90% of the people on this board are American. Ameribros are you really going to stand back here and watch this ugly faggot insult our nation? He isn't even allowed to own a gun, what a fucking pussy.
>>61556747
>>61556678
ellie roe aka fake adele
>>61554793
/thread
white people relate more to a fat singing white bitch.
>>61556865
>posting a nigger
Found the britcuck.
>>61556842
You can absolutely legally own a gun in England.
>>61556905
You can't shoot people with it, therefore it's useless.
>>61556775
>posts I don't agree with must be Australian shitposters
Yes
>>61556805
I know man, I live her too (Frank is GOAT), I was just doing a counter point to compare the both of them
Funny how no one actually talks about the artistry and lyrics of her music and only talk about her drug life
Why must /pol/tards ruin every fucking board?
>>61556336
>this is the sad reality of it
>amy will only be remembered for Rehab and her drugs and not her actual music
>Adele will be remembered and still liked despite being incredibly bland
>>61556834
why is this so true my mum used to love dido but I don't think I've heard her play it since adele got big
>>61557105
you mean "my mum used to love dildo"
i think she still does
>>61554757
>Albums are filled with break-up songs.
Is this supposed to be a point against her popularity? People love sad pop songs.
>>61555992
yfw still no answer..
>>61556775
>I don't like /pol/ therefore I'm blue pilled
Nice meme, get back to your containment board to complain about the black people you saw on television.
>a talented singer makes an album
>/mu/ calls it shit
Typical, if she was Tay Tay everyone on this board would hail it a 10/10
>>61554757
you're actually an idiot
>>61557822
>tay Tay
I hate that cow. not tits or ass on her. Literally a skellington
>>61554757
She has a great voice, is fat and has a marketable story. That's basically it, just a solid underdog gimmick coupled with genuine but unremarkable talent.
>>61554757
>Albums are filled with break-up songs.
now what's wrong with it
basically every second emo album is filled w/ break-up songs and unrequited love songs
>>61558553
>her lyrics aren't bad because other people write bad lyrics
Ok.
>>61558696
op didn't say her _lyrics_ are bad, he just says "break-up songs" like it's a bad thing
>>61556596
shut up kike
>>61556355
>over 2 billion adherents
>dead
she's white
rumor has it is a tune though
>>61555931
two bad pictures and still looks "ok"
I'd say she looks fine, given the fact she is also pretty fat
>>61554757
Um.
I can't stand her voice.
How can I describe it?
A normal voice, played through a shitty 1970s Technics speaker with 1/4 veneer particle-board sides and an inflexible midrange woofer. The result is a shrill constrained treble with noise, and boomy base like a fat whale dying on the crags of seacliff in a sunless sky.
You want to equalize it, but the bandwidth isn't there. It's been absorbed by abdominal fat.
Still better than most artists today. Including kanye.
>>61556010
this so deep
>>61559463
Uhm, no?
>>61556865
just a reminder that janelle monae is one of the best artists of our time and
***SCARUFFI APPROVED***
Someone Like You was a decent song
>>61554757
she appeals to the lowest common denominator
there's no need to overanalyze these things
>>61559634
Um yes
>>61559463
why would you make a random comparison between a soul singer and a hip-hop artist?
just cuz?
>>61559877
Because its the truth. If you cant handle it then git out. #waterbugz
>>61556834
>>61557105
Only room for one boring lady to make boring music for boring people at a time. That's why Duffy and Emeil Sande put their albums out in between Adele albums
>>61558795
Break up songs have bad lyrics by virtue of having lyrics about a break up. Didn't seem like it needed further explanation honestly.
so shes the amy shumer of music
>>61554906
did anyone else see the performance on colbert last night? the singer fit this description to a T, right down to the leopard print dress and fur. the song was like one vocal run repeated 20 times with random "emotional" embellishments. at the end, even the singer looked around like "that was fucking garbage."
>>61554757
Why does she always have that vacant stare.
Lionel Richie's Hello is better
>>61559353
She slurs all of her words. Her music is slothful.
She's not gonna have her voice for long with the way she smokes. Also she had to cancel a bunch of recent shows due to a sore throat from improper vocal technique.
>>61556213
I don't know if I should feel bad for liking Valerie as much as I do
>>61556320
>and she's a musician not a model
is that why she poses on magazines
>>61555965
ROBERT HORRY
>>61561770
that was because she was working on another oral technique ;)
>>61555965
>not realizing that Travis Scott's strong point is production and not his trash tier lyrics.
He's like Kanye. Great producer. Mediocre rapper.
Inb4 Kanye stans go nuclear
>>61556788
You need to be more subtle with the b8
M8
>>61554913
> apologizing
> not getting sarcasm through the internet
> trying to blame it
you fucking pleb
>>61556865
Janelle Monae is a cute black girl
Maybe the closest thing to MJ, next to Bruno Mars. Both innovative pop, not really as engaged as him and JM and BM aren't the same they all have individual differences but I really like how inspired they are.
Then there's that greedy son of a called the weeknd who tries to fit in with his last song
>>61563592
it was my fault I guess. tbH i thought the exclamation point was a dead giveaway. I'll use more emoticons in the future =^_^=
>>61556320
>>61556712
I've never been so pleasantly surprised by /mu/ wow, some people choosing not to be edgelords
>>61554757
she's as fat as you can possibly be while still being a cutie.
I bet her ass tastes like double fried french fries
>>61555913
she is the abomination that would be the result of a DNA splice between adele and ellie goulding
>>61562757
like eating?
>>61556865
dude janelle monae fucking sucks
>>61563691
>janelle monae
>innovative
oh my god is this place really that bad
Same reason white bread sells so much
>>61564408
yeah, my dick
