Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Pusha T's/Kyle Hall's 8.2's for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread hypes and supports David Bowie for first BNM of 2016. Get hype!
-This thread calls for the immediate resignation of chicago mayor rahm emanuel
First!
this is pointless
How would you react if blackstar got a 10?
>>61546748
What do you think Marcel will give Blackstar? Considering it'll be critically acclaimed he might pan it but then again he's claimed a few of Bowie's classic albums as some of his favorites of all time.
8.4 for david bowie imo
>>61547050
I've never given a moments thought to what marcel thinks about anything.
>>61546986
Cry probably.
>>61547103
yeah well p4k sucks
>>61547118
haha, you got me. congrats.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>61546986
How would you react if The Avalanches' new album is released, and it got 10?
RIP nightly TMT thread 2016-2016. Gone but not forgotten
>>61546748
your cover is getting blown p4k right now: >>61547652
thanks bro i know it is can't handle it i'm the admin that had to lay the law so the ppl hate me. whatever though. i'm gonna get loose with bans when i get back, fuck rules, ppl i don't like are fucking gone this ain't a democracy, this is my fuckin facebook group you'te a dick? cya l8r. what u gonna do, call the facebook police?
>>61547727
fuck you
7.9 for Blackstar IMO
Just misses the cutoff for 8.0+ list
Pitchfork doesn't seem to like to reward mainstream artists deep into their careers. I'd be surprised if Bowie's new one were any different.
>>61548036
>>61548302
I love you.
>>61548076
I'm saying 8.5
nightly reminder that zoe camp is best p4k waifu
>>61548415
wew
David Bowie - 8.5 BNM
Chief Keef - 6.7
Willow - 5.8
Boosie Badazz - 6.9
Mikael Tariverdiev - 8.0
first bnm of the year baby!
>>61548415
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61548415
nice
>>61548478
doesn't need reminding. it is known and acknowledged.
tfw can't find Kyle Hall DL
POSTING IN THE FIRST BNM THREAD OF 2016
SHOUT OUT TO N&S FOR COVERING ME ON THREAD POSTING
I LOVE YOU ALL, HAVE A BLESSED NIGHT
>>61548608
fuck me king
>>61548478
I want so see Zoe's feet
I bet they're cute CUTE!
>>61548478
fuck off zoe stop shilling yourself
>>61548867
reminder that Zoe Camp used to post on /mu/ back in high school and probably still does
>>61548867
Fuck off Laura, no one likes you!
Does Zoe Camp have an instagram?
>>61548925
yea its private because shes fat
>>61548943
no she isn't i've seen her snaps
and you sound L O W T E S T either way desu
>>61549040
yea she is i've been at parties with her
tribulus terrestris my friend, get yourself on that shit, it saved my life.
>>61549207
>almost 2017
>still falling for the supplement pills meme
how is she at parties?
I bet she's fun and gets all the hottest lesbians
>>61549607
it works. i have lost nearly all of my belly fat and can grow a full beard now.
i think shes lowkey autistic or something, super quiet, idk about the lesbian thing.
will chelsea wolfe get bnm someday? all her albums are rated 7+ or 8+
>>61548514
Bowie deserves the BNM, really happy with that.
But how in the world did that Willow record score a 5.8?
>>61549823
>over the counter test boosters
Only way to increase test is to pin it bruh
