Is there anything this man can't do?
Sing.
sing
Not look like a gay spic
Here's the thing about Mike. The man has some serious pipes. He has a six octave range and excelled in any octave. He writes brilliant songs. And his stage presence is only matched by Adolf Hitler.
Seriously, Watch Mr. Bungle play What the World needs now at Bizarre Festival and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We better thank our lucky stars Mike didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world.
But Mr. Bungle as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Mike Patton backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Bungle what it is. Yes Mike wrote Girls of Porn, Sweet Charity and The Air conditioned Nightmare.
But Trevor Dunn wrote Retrovertigo, The holy Filament and Phlegmatics. Trey Spruance wrote Desert Search for Techno Allah, None of them know they were robots, Golem II the bionic vapour boy.
Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Mr. Bungle was the perfect storm of legendary talent, and Mike was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae.
He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of the combo that was Mr. Bungle to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Trevor, Trey, Heifietz and Mckinnon and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow out minds out through our ear holes.
Yes, he is the most incredible front man who has ever lived, hands down.
>>61461716
Make good music
be french
Here's the thing
>>61461716
FORGIVE ME
BUT OP
YOU SUCK
>>61461716
Not be a self-righteous prick
>>61461751
If he shaved and stopped greasing his hair, as well as grew his hair out a bit he'd look 1000x better.
>>61461716
not look like the smuggest prick ever
>>61461798
he had that look in the 90s
95' Patton was the best
King for a Day AND Disco Volante in the same year, crazy
>>61461929
Forgot pic
>>61461903
He looks like shit there too. I thought he'd have curlier hair when he grew it out, guess not. Lmao I suppose he might as well look like a background character from a shitty mafia movie if he can't even pull off looking like a normal guy,
>>61461951
he's pretty handsome desu
>>61461732
>>61461737
>>61461759
Anthony please
>>61461716
he can't play wienavsky violin concert no 1
/lit/izen here
Literally who
Grow a beard.
