>at a party
>girl tells me she likes the new Carly Rae Jepsen album
>almost said nice bait
This is great
>she listens to Carly Rae Jepsen
>OP acts like she's worth something
ffs op
at least she listens to albums, not singles
>girl
>album
>op
>at a party
nice one op
Fuck you asshat. I think it's great.
>>61325728
>ask a girl if she listens to albums since she didn't have a favorite one
>says she loves them but she needs to concentrate to listen to them
>ask her to show me her music on her phone
>only singles, and shitty versions of the singles /tracks (from compilations or best of)
>she tells me she only keeps her favorite tracks there
>ask her about the albums from her favorite bands
>she doesn't say anything
I almost got excited.
>>61325880
Girls are meme
>>61325880
girls are so funny
>Emotion isn't one of the most important albums of the last decade
Sounds like you got some shit taste there OP
>>61325807
This
>>61325728
>at a family gathering
>talking to my wife's son about audio equipment
>tell him how I always test out all my stuff with my bloody valentine
>kid starts laughing and thinks I meant bullet for my valentine
Nice bait mait I r8 an 8/8
>>61326143
Dumb weeaboo
Girls only listen to music that taps into their emotions with unintellectual derivatives. Anything that takes a little bit of thought is turn-offish for most girls, why?
>>61326282
if i knew how girls work
I wouldn't be here. so stop asking questions none of us know.
>>61326282
gender stereotypes
>>61326217
damn you're pretty cool now desu senpai, if you aren't some random guy who stole the pass
>>61326282
Because most girls have a big social circle that they have to maintain and don't have time for music. It's simple logic familia.
>>61326335
this x 1000000
>brother talking to me about someone at his school
>"so there's this kid who's pissing me off, he's a pretty big guy--"
>"FOR YOU!"
>..."uh...what?"
>"s-sorry, go on..."
>>61325807
He's actually refering to the fact that he has reached a point in his life where he can't diffrentiate what's a meme and what's reality.
>>61326335
same thjing I brought up in that thread where The New Trip Star unty was talking about girls not having legitimate hobbies. They will happily find a band and stick with it.
Another thing is that they're less sensationalist. I bet like 85% of rym's userbase is male because girls don't really pay much attention to something as arbitrary as what the 'best' thing of it's respective genre is like us fucking losers.
>>61326431
BABY EVERY MORNING THERE ARE MOUNTAINS TO CLIMB
>>61326143
I'm not sure what you're saying, but I really want to fuck that cartoon
>>61326143
goddamnit why does that band have to exist. You can't even mention My Bloody Valentine without people thinking your talking about bullet for my calentine
>>61326402
I do that to my dad all the time but he's in on the joke
(and he knows I'm autstic)
>>61327501
Lol
I think autism is one of the only reasons baneposting exists.
>>61327530
What's funnier is that he does it too, but it's more like him just saying "for you" completely out of context after a sentence.
He may be an autismo himself
>>61327530
i bane post but i'm not autistic
>>61325880
uhh maybe she really didnt listen to music? Most people say they listen to music and don't listen to albums
>>61327589
>doing memes with your dad
>he does them back in an attempt to be funny and bond
what fags
Every Girl Is Plebs.
E.G.I.P.
>>61327589
this is cool. it's nice you have such a good relationship with your dad. i'm p sure >>61327740
has some daddy issues
>>61326431
>He's actually refering to the fact that he has reached a point in his life where he can't diffrentiate what's a meme and what's reality.
>not baiting people on real life
I once listened to underground bands that had mainstream musicians as members, just to say "but he is from the famous band X"
>meet girl at party
>we're hitting it off, making really nice conversation, definitely flirting
>I ask what's her favorte artist/bamd
>"I really like Halsey and Fall Out Boy"
>Call her a pleb under my breath without even thinking about it
>She looks confused and kind of offended
>"What did you just call me?"
>"I- I said friend"
>"What?"
>"Yeah yeah, I... I said f-friend... because we're friends, right? You're my friend? I called you friend?"
>She walks away
>>61328251
lmao
>>61327854
yeah my dad fingered my ass
>>61328393
yeah but there must also be some sort of issue
>>61325974
spingo blink is a meme
>>61325807
This
>>61326431
He reproduced /mu/ in a real situation
>>61328251
I call people plebs in front of my gf and pretty much nobody else and she laughs at me and even sometimes agrees with me.
>be female
>laughing at this thread
>haven't talked to anyone in weeks
>haven't eaten in 28 hours
>only leave house to walk dog
haha boy i wish it was as easy as you think. kill me.
>>61329586
hey im the OP since I made you laugh can you pm me your tits?
>>61329687
"no"
>>61327694
just because you aren't autistic doesn't mean you aren't autistic
4chan gets to me in real life sometimes. I've been poisoned by this shithole.
>>61329586
L
O
N
D
O
N
>>61329586
>kill me.
come to london and i can have this arranged for you
>>61325728
>tfw I've gotten drunk and listened to that Carly Rae Jepsen album the past two nights
>tfw I thought it was amazing
I fear that if I listen to it sober, it'll be total garbage. So I'm on my forth beer.
There have been times where I've almost said "kek" while talking to other people.
I say fug instead of fuck all the time
it's almost 2016 you shouldn't be listening to albums
>See girl wearing blue jacket with british flags all over
>Upon closer inspection theres also LONDON splattered throughout the jacket
>Actually laugh out loud on the bus and look crazy
>>61331483
ROMA
O
M
A
>>61325807
>format = quality
How do people still think this?
>>61332111
how are people this bad at reading
>>61331239
Oh fugg, I do this too :DDD
>>61325807
Hell be fine
>>61326143
>my wife's son
Cuck
>>61326217
How is your post music related?
i heard someone talking like doge once irl
'much fun very excite xD'
>>61333337
LEET
>>61333337
LEEEEET
>>61333337
nice LEET haha