>coke'd up teenager with a lisp screams about beaches and transportation
>famous black man complains about how hard his life is
>People were sad in the 60s?
>this one faggot can't play a strawberry
>>61300765
long drive?
>>61300787
Yeezus?
>four of the most famous, rich British fucks ever complain about paying taxes
Three tone-deaf chicks don't know how to either sing or play their instruments and at one point even forget their own lyrics.
>girl accidentally vacuums up multiple guitars, sings
>three guys from the Victoria, Canada old people's home escape and make a hardcore punk album
>>61300824
philosophy of the world
>>61300765
parquet courts - light up gold?
>>61300824
shaggs
comedy answer: grimes
>>61300824
>implying every element of shaggs wasn't fine tuned perfection crafted for maximum artistic impact
>>61300841
bingo
>>61300808
Correct, I figured the lisp part would be the giveaway
>>61300826
fuckin beat me to it
>>61300852
Imagine if Dot would do her last interview on her death-bed and admit to this.
It would blow my mind.
some french bitches sing about marxism over robot music
>i am so lonely: nature edition
>three britbongs play with tape recorders for 45 minutes
>>61300902
You got me interested, but sadly I have no idea what it is.
>>61300902
dots and loops
>>61300936
>>61300920
emperor tomato ketchup actually
>four literal wankers shit on pop music and music in general with weird synths for 45 minutes
>vocalist melodramatically whines about his dead dad a lot
>>61300914
This Heat?
4 German dudes sing about vehicular traffic
>>61300914
this heat s/t
>>61300967
residents - commercial album?
black guy samples a bunch of records from the 70 and 80's while being on alot of downers
>sad nerd man jacks off at college, writes a song about it. Same sad nerd man makes an album about some bullshit obscure play. Loses fans
the ones I've controbuted aren't even my favs
>>61300914
This could probably be Throbbing Gristle
>>61300983
Kraftwerk - Autobhan
>>61300983
autobahn
cripple whines about mermaids, sings nonsensical words
>>61300983
Power plant - Highway
>>61300985
ALMOST!
But commercial album is 40 minutes
>>61300979
>>61300985
>this heat s/t
correct
>>61300813
Animals?
>>61300974
Final Cut or the Wall. Both good imo.
>>61300983
Autobahn (or Trans-Europe Express)?
>>61300813
revolver
>>61301015
robert wyatt - rock bottom?
>>61300813
Exile on Main St.?
>>61301015
robert wyatt didn't sing about mermaids though
redneck writes mopey songs because he can't drink or do any more drugs
>small homosexual black man screams about straight man things in a homosexual fashion
>>61301061
ye
>>61301072
>partly fish, partly porpoise, partly baby sperm whale
>>61301002
>>61301012
>>61301018
Well I guess that was pretty easy.
>>61300765
Suicidal teenager that can't fucking sing looks in a mirror and screams about his imaginary girlfriend.
>>61300813
Revolver
>>61301086
death grip
>a band of creatively exhausted edgy cunts slaps together a bunch of b-sides into a mess of an album before calling it a day and breaking up
>>61301086
death grips
>>61301093
your album
guy who smokes alot and stick shits up his ass makes a album about relationships but all songs sound like the first one
>Guy and his band can't decide which genre they want to play, then they end the album in most pretentious way by playing some musique concrete.
Also the guys says he's against drugs, but the last track is psychedelic as fuck.
This might be harder, because it's really hard for me to describe it unflatteringly.
Punk/noise rock band rips off shoegaze, slowcore and a bunch of other genres for ~70 minutes and breaks up a year later
>>61301129
Mac Demarco - Another One
>>61301129
Any mac demarco album
>>61301139
frank zappa
Whiny bitch sings about his edgy mental issues with lyrics that don't make any sense half of the time
hint: he's a lazy eyed bastard
13 year old white kid raps about smoking weed, shooting niggas and fucking kitty pryde
>>61301146
leaves turn inside you
>>61301165
Nevermind
>>61301157
Yes.
>>61301171
Correct
>>61301153
yeah
faggy guy yells about how his dad beat him or whatever
>"A man plays the same rift for two hours, taking a thirty minute break during to scream at you in French."
Sad 30-something cries about his college years
>>61301217
death grips -why i bitch gotta be kind
>>61301046
Nah, it was The Lack Long After,
>effeminate white man who loves Greek mythology turns into a transgender black man halfway through the album
>>61301108
>>61301120
>death grips
Very good guess, but the correct answer was "Prince discography"
>czech asshole moves to america, gushes for 45 fucking minutes about the world's worst continent, then leaves america
>>61301257
Of Montreal - Hissing Fauna
>>61301120
sftb?
>>61301093
Pig Destroyer- Terrifyer (?)
>>61301260
Dvorak 8th?
>>61301000
>>61301234
pinkerton
damn small straight.
>>61300835
NoMeansNo - Wrong
>japanese westaboo misses the 50s
really weird looking fucker makes ambient noises for a while, then abruptly turns into bubblegum shoegaze
>>61300987
kanyeezy - untimely sign-up
or
klanye - i once left an institute of higher education
>>61301165
thom yorke and the monitorbrains - subpar calculator
>>61301283
you're 1 off
>guy is losing his hair, devotes an entire double album to whining about it and creates 4 radio smash hits in the process
>>61301325
Oh damn, it was an honest mistake.
>>61301327
mellon collie?
>bignosed spiritualist attempts Wagnerian opera about the sea, fried eggs, skinny jeans and trains.
weird short guy who gets called a women hater but swears he's a beta makes a weird "pop" album with broken equipment and tape recorders and the poor bastard has to beat box the drums
>>61301366
Every Ariel Pink record?
>Black man with the whitest voice in on earth contemplates the apocalypse
>Guy gets homesick and decides to use folk singing from his homeland and the myths from it as a outline for his music. A fight breaks out because the dancers aren't wearing stuff that people want them to, also they don't know how to dance really.
>>61301391
yeah
Californian Stoners tune to C and then try and imitate 70s hard rock.
>>61301341
Ding ding ding!
>cracked-up black dude combines two genres to spread a batshit faith
>a Chilean man makes jazz and decides to fuck the rules and get rid of that whole improvisation thing
>>61301279
yes
here is another
>quirky pretentious white girl warbles for way too long about pretentious fairy bullshit in a voice that literally sounds like nails on a chalkboard
>>61301403
death grips
>>61301468
grimes
>>61301468
joanna newsom
A bunch of 30 year olds posing as hip teenagers make an edgy album where pretty much every song has the same structure.
>foreign woman records herself having a stroke over electronic instrumentation, years later becomes waifu queen of /mu/
>>61301531
Daydream Nation?
>>61301547
Bjork?
>>61300912
Anything by Phil Elverum?
Some quiet guys that used to play post-hardcore make a bunch of depressing 4-track-recorded songs
>>61301120
My Chemical Romance - Conventional Weapons
>some fuckface who released one notable album in the 60s helps score a woman's fairy tales
>A fish-eyed jew and his ugly pal makes fun of prog rock. At sea
>>61301458
spiral autumns containing lights of wall - styler the divining
.Beatles rip-off from philadelphia wants you to brush your teeth.
>Record label asked for grunge, so we gave them grunge.
Two hungry neckbeards make songs about Warhammer and killing yourself.
>>61301139
Freak Out
>>61301601
joanna newsom - ys
>Muslim guy wailing about farming and animals and shit
Three guys who were never that good to begin with decide to make an album about the biggest american tragedy in recent years and then inexplicably get a few radio hits from it and a fucking award even though they didn't progress that much musically
>>61301490
lol
entirely possible tbqh but i was thinking of >>61301494
one more
>posh english prick who thinks he's funny whines about being depressed over jangly guitars
>>61301676
have a nice life
>>61301601
ys please.
Also, please don't undermine Van Dyke's achievements.
>female singer without cock
>>61301721
neutral milk hotel - jews did 9/11
>>61301722
the smiths
>>61301450
Songs for the Deaf
>>61301549
Nah, it is Sonic Youth though.
3 guys and a machine produce treble and fuck your girlfriend once.
>>61301678
Yes that's the album I had in mind.
>>61300787
GKMC?
>>61301789
Big Black - Song about fucking
Entire discography described unflatteringly:
People play one note on guitar for extended period of time.
>crazy 80's girl haunting an old abandoned disco club
>>61301841
Sunn O)))?
>>61301844
vaporwave
A guy and a girl create a downtempo as fuck album that sounds like the equivalent of smoking marijuana and taking hallucinogens then proceeding to spend a day wandering around naked in a forest.
>>61301789
maybe twice?they don't remember ?
>>61301879
Yes.
It's obviously way more varied than that, but you know unflatteringly and stuff...
>>61300987
Dean blunt- black metal
guy thinks single notes with set time durations is music
>>61301940
scelsi?
A misfit of african decent uses pretentious phrases to describe his cyber-punk themed delusions in escapism. Two asain americans steal and re-arrange other peoples music to set the backdrop.
>>61301909
yeah
>>61301970
Haven't really listened to him/them or whatever but sounds like Yung Lean
>>61301970
Deltron 3030?
>>61301970
i want to say Death Grips but that feels wrong
Clipping?
>>61301963
right genre, but no
Novice-level soundtrack music for people who are afraid of singing and amplifiers
>>61302023
>yung lean
>of african descent
>>61300868
Loveless?
>washed up folk singer jerks off over elvis and africa
>>61301613
The Mollusk
>>61302025
yeeeeeppppp
This one's kinda easy mode:
>Two robots use a flashing lights to distract people from the fact that they just threw all their old music in a blender
>>61300765
A gay guy sings about being gay while his boyfriend does weird shit with intruemtns
>>61302145
Toto IV?
>>61302167
Haven't listened to Daft Punk but I'm gonna guess it's something by them because they're two robots
>guy fucks around in a studio and sings about water and air and shit
>>61301753
>Songs for the Deaf
Nope, it's a Kyuss album (It could be ANY of them)
Fat mobster likes food and basketball
>What if instead of angry/depressive sludge metal we made sludge metal for people to cry to?
>*heavy, distorted guitar in the backround* DUUUUUUDEEEEE WEEEEEED LMAOOOOOO
>>61301165
OK Computer
>>61302542
Dopethrone
>>61302145
Graceland?
>>61302232
Remain in Light
Christian music about some girl who died
>>61302341
Dopesmoker
Guy with the voice of a 16 year old is still singing about the death of his son, but is pretty much done after this album
>>61300765
Idealistic beta sings about relationships and religion with over the top harmonies and fedora worthy instrumentation.
batshit broad brays like a donkey into a fairlight CMI
>>61302803
eric clapton tears in heaven?
>>61301093
Daniel Johnston
>>61302866
Nah it's fairly recent, and probably more of a midwest US band so good luck fags. Also, checked
>>61302877
>>61302722
repeating digits
>britbong house producers decide to go a desert and take a shitton of psychadelics
>>61302831
literally any indie folk
>pseudo-homosexual weirdo bad mouths his wife to funky basslines
guy shouts about removing his own limbs and being sad and isolated and shit
>>61302934
you're not even close
it was pet sounds
>>61302943
Something by Prince?
>>61302971
Snowing - Fuck your etc
>>61303014
>Snowing - Fuck your etc
yas
man sings about how great it is to die and be eaten by birds
>>61303064
The Microphones - Mount Eerie
>>61302200
Coil
>>61301086
Frank Ocean
>>61300787
MBDTF
faggy looking glasses-wearing white boy says big words, makes up characters, and plays instruments into his computer.
Some dorks in robes play the same note for like an hour
>>61303533
Sunn O))) again
>>61303494
gorillaz
Bunch of dudes with stupid hats sing about weird shit
>>61303014
inspired by prince but nah
>>61303616
Any Devo album
>a white guy wants to kill people and do drugs, and wants you to do the same
>>61301531
Weezer - The Green Album
I have a few favorites but here's one
>the "original RATM", with a new formula, makes an album influenced by comics
>>61303577
nope
>>61303679
Swans - Filth?
>>61301291
Doopee Time
>>61303875
nope
2 Japs wank for 6 and a half hours
>>61303679
GG Allin
>Girl with guitar writes love songs
>>61304035
nope pt.2
>>61303798
Evil empire?
>These goth dudes make some hit songs about Jesus and love in the 90s but they were actually all about taking heroin.
>Weaboo music features same four notes played over and over again for 35 minutes
dude lmao what if we just bang on some scrap metal and yell about stuff *holds up spork* xDDD
>>61304115
les rallizes denudes
>>61304115
long season
>>61302838
Kate Bush - The Dreaming
>>61301357
Quadrophenia?
>>61302803
Cloud Cult?
If so, fuck you.
>>61304138
Yep
Some dude bitches about his life
>heroin-addicted black man demonstrates sorting algorithms with saxophone
>autistic duo lets downloaded software write their oontzes
>DUDE WEED LMAO + 1/2 a sabbath riff for one hour
>>61301571
mount eerie was what i was going for but yeah
>everyone's favorite racist tapes microphones to walls and quickly records a heroin addict and his joke band
>>61300765
Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables
sad, alienated woman writes a bunch of songs at 3am with a bunch of reverb and delay pedals in open d tuning
>bunch of try hard edgy French teenagers listen to Darkthrone for the first time
>self-educated British man makes silly jumpy britpop wank music
>>61304826
Grouper
>>61304424
On The Corner, don't know, Dopesmoker
>long-haired guy reminisces about roads and transvestites in the form of three words while erratically strumming a guitar for 47 minutes
>>61304877
no, no, YES
>coming up with various animal names to describe your past relationship dramas
>>61304870
dragging a dead deer up a hill
you got it man
Four ugly, drug-addled teenagers impersonating the Doors
>>61304925
TTNG- Animals
>>61300787
There's a lot of those
>wining and whining
>>61304982
true
>>61301166
Yung Lean? Dont know about fucking Kitty Pryde tho.
Overly prophetic bassist talks circus nonsense while a stiff drummer and keyboardist with parkinsons attempt to play a song about a computer and can't seem to stop at a reasonable time.
>>61304781
Something by Ted Nugent
>>61301411
Stravinskij, Rite of spring
>>61303533
Rush - 2112
>incoherently screaming about anime over really technical music
>>61301462
Santana?
>>61305146
The Inalienable Dreamless?
Seeing how far I can reach my arm up some guys ass and some shit about hoping the world ends.
>>61305174
yes
it also applies to anything by Gridlink
>man compiles audio clips of children speaking about their experience of being raped for his own sexual pleasure
Some crazy niggas think they're genies or some shit.
>>61301893
Dont know this but sounds interesting, what is it?
>I'M REALLY PARANOID AND I DON'T THE MODERN DAYS AND SHIT
>>61302518
Neurosis- Sun that never sets?
>I underestimated how hard it is to be famous
>>61302518
Wouldn't depressive sludge be sludge to cry to?
>>61304070
Spacemen 3? Wild guess
>>61305204
Buyers market
>>61305204
obviously Buyer's Market, the greatest sound collage of all time
>>61301586
I want to know what this is.
>>61301893
Purity Ring - Shrines?
four faggots make wimpy punk music
>a batshit brit sings about DUDE WEED LMAO and how it's up to the youth to change the world
>>61304898
astral weeks
>>61305545
unwound leaves turn inside you
>>61305692
slint
>14 year old kid dicks around with synths in his basement for a few years then releases the cassettes as a compilation.
A patchwork pinch loaf from a band who at their top dollar best are blandly entertaining college rock
>nerd complains about life before going to college
>>61300787
What's Goin' On?
>>61305862
something by pavement
>>61305845
idk but i want to know
>frontman who wants to end the band stitches together an album out of unused songs and tape recordings with little to no cohesion at all which is apparently OK because "it's supposed to be really varying"
>>61305898
>something by pavement
maybe pic related will help you figure it out
>>61304781
nico & the velvet underground
>>61305845
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works 85-92
