ITT: lyrics that make you laugh
>dark as the midnight hour or bright as the morning sun
>dark skin but your blue eyes tell me your mama can't run
>>61277764
accidentally wrote the first line btw
>IF SHIT WERE MUSIC
>LA DA DA, LA DA DA
>YOU'D BE A BRASS BAND
> I'm sick of the government feeding us lies, what happened to the "Dude you're getting a Dell" -guy?
Lime green cannabis color of praying mantises
>>61278131
LUM lyrics are often hilarious.
SHE SAID WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER
I SAID 1-800 HELL NO
Borderline schizo, sorta fine tits though
Pour the wine, whore to grind, quarter to nine LETS GO
You still fuckin with them freak hoes
Stank pussy smellin like cool ranch doritos
>>61278215
>sent your bitch a dick pic and now she needs glasses
What did he mean by this?
You ever have sex with a Pharoahhhhh? I put that pussy in a sarcophagus
>she dribble on my balls in the whip call that shit a sports car
>I make it rain like strawberries. My weed is loud and you smokin libraries
>I sell dope to yo momma and I ain't even vote for Obama......I make money off the dope that I push, to make it funny I ain't vote for Bush.