Metal general
Yule edition
old: >>61241989
first for Russian bands
>>61257412
first for God
>>61257423
YOU GOT PRANKED BRO!
ITS A PRANK BROOO ITS A PRANK
One more time
Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the mistletoe and began licking at the girls cheeks, as if they were sugarplums.Their bodies jiggled and flailed with an almost jellolike intensity. At times their chest nuts seeming to roast slowly back and forth on an open fire. A crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls wrap and unwrap their presents like a pair of pit-elves. They were merry, or jolly, or happy, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one dared interfere with the festivities. Jennifer's long white beard hung down concealing the girls face like fog on christmas eve. No one had any idea that the candycanes were eroding under her ruby tongue. "This is disgusting, it's pornography" exclaimed a green, carrey-like grinch in a fur coat, vanilla ice-cream smeared across his double chin like snow. Countered a elderly heavyset-type with a white beard and red robes, his left hand stuffed crassly down the toysack at his side;
HO
HO
HO
THIS IS YULETIDE
THIS IS CHRISTMAS
Gotta get festive.
Find me a link to download this album and i'll give you 5 Vargies
>>61257483
let us see one vargy first
>>61257500
here
PÄÄSTÄKÄÄ MINUT
Someone mix atmoblack with slam already
>>61257579
TULEN
It's impossible to find a good place to download this album so here's my yule present for you
Ishimo - Legacy
>Russian literally 10/10 melodic metalcore
https://mega.nz/#!SEMz1DhZ!shGuMePCP1dPAc6g40i7V5sKFMzwRZ4Q5KY7b4e_ljc
sample (sample is from single, album version sounds 10 times better): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RNSI_q7lww
>>61257579
>FINNISH METALLICA
no
>>61257623
VALTAKUNNASTA
slam fan:
>adult
>cool and laid back
>doesn't take his metal genre seriously at all, only listens for the pure brutalness of it
>not autistic
>doesn't wear face paint or make up
>only listens to gutturals, does not listen to gay whiny emo shit vocals
>has well kept, clean short hair
>doesn't mind to express himself by wearing clothing that is associated with other music genres even if others call him a 'wigger'
>does not listen to any other genre of metal as it is all for autistic losers with no friends by autistic losers with no friends
non-slam metal fan:
>typically an angsty teen, average age of 15
>autistic and has no friends
>fat, has neckbeard
>takes his metal genre too seriously to the point where others would call him a metal elitist
>occasionally wears black and white make up in an attempt to look 'brutal'
>listens to gay whiny emo shit about how the vocalist's girlfriend broke up with said vocalist
>has greasy long hair that repels everyone away from him
>has clean long hair that makes everyone think he is of the female gender
>dresses like an autist
>listens to multiple genres of metal, bases his enjoyment of a genre on the opinions of other metal elitists
>>61257663 (You)
>>61257625
>10/10 melodic metalcore
But it's just a generic chugathon judging by the sample.
>dmshareguy shits on abominable when no better slam album exists
WEW
E
W
>>61257663
damn straight
>>61257718
>implying that joke of a person has ever been relevant
>>61257420
Did you make this
https://whitenoisemashups.bandcamp.com/album/disregard-females-acquire-currency
>>61257619
How about funeral djent
>>61257787
those were shit
Reminder that brutal/deathcore/grindcore is NOT music
Great stuff.
>>61257864
Where's the breakdown? Terrible
>>61257871
>Where's the breakdown?
its in my basement. come with me, ill show you...
>>61257864
Is this post-ironic ambient?
Napalm death is a shittier version of cryptopsy
>>61257794
>he doesn't like grindcore
fag lol
>>61257960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3qC_zQ4Po
festive metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upfTESqvuPs
>>61257619
what was that russian atmoslam band
Varg, Abbath, Fenriz and Mirai make a christmas album together
how would it sound?
>>61258357
atmospheric blackened crust sporkcore about how christmas is evil
>>61258001
and that's probably a good thing
Wow this general is shit
Getting better with every listen
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-JYFgoaEeaQ
4:04 is crack
>>61259047
You only really fully apreciate it once you start doing wiggerish hand movements while listening to it, the movements just flow out of you once you let yourself go and embrace the inner slav
>>61259077
Yeah at heart it's a rap album
Is there any atmoshit that's lower quality than paysage d'hiver? Not an atmoshit guy, but that's the only band that is interesting to me and probably solely because of the recording quality, it sounds kind of bizzare tb.h, like the band is playing somewhere far far away, I dig this sound enough to not get bored
>>61256859
Merry Christmas
>Splatterhouse - The House That Dead Built
https://mega.nz/#!3p00zRoI!QAcYC9ynSGo1jRdg1B2qH2vqqE9S5ykAeAp0Zh4n9Hk
>>61259187
That one is pretty clear iirc, the guitar to is just very muddy, paysage is just BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
>>61259218
The guitar tone*
>>61259177
>>61259204
Merry xmas you magnificent bastard, whoever you are, wherever you are!
>>61259177
only going by "lower quality" criteria
Sorcier Des Glaces - Snowland
>>61259463
i thought you'd me more into moe than fantasy horror shit
>>61259547
God bless finland
>>61257619
I'm late as fuck but check out agruss
BMAOTY
YULETIDE METAL COMING RIGHT UP
https://bloodtouch.bandcamp.com/album/a-christmas-gift-to-you-from-bloodtouch
>>61259958
I liked this better. I liked a lot of things better than Mgla.
>>61260206
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>61257663
*tips fitted cap*
Reminder
>>61257663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
i love this music video
you have 10 secs to prove that this isn't the best slav BM release ever
>pro tip: you cant
>>61260840
Nokturnal Mortum - Voice of Steel
>>61260856
Voice of steel is great, but the meme about it being L I T E R A L L Y 10/10 has to end.
>>61260840
>slavs being nazis
no matter how good the music, that's a flaw too big to be ignored
>>61260895
You mean slavs being nazis or that it's a nazi band to begin with?
my ps4 wont connect to wi fi fuuuuuuuck
>>61260921
nah just slavs being nazis.
makes no fucking sense
Anyone got the 2015 AOTY chart?
>>61260977
well yeah that I can agree with.
>>61260974
it just worked out of nowhere fuck you sony
>>61260977
Maybe they're aryans only living in slavland?
>>61261020
If they really were the aryans they pretend to be, they would've gotten out of slavland a long time ago
>>61260994
1. Ad Nauseam
2. Horrendous
3. Satan
4. Sarpanitum
5. Misþyrming
6. Black Fast
7. Midnight Odyssey
8. Abyssal
9. Tempel
10. Akhlys
11. Leviathan
12. Tyranny
13. Thy Catafalque
14. VI
15. Mgla
16. Panopticon
17. Mesarthim
18. Earthside
19. Batushka
20. Macabre Omen
>>61261090
>that much atmoshit
>no ouroboros
>>61261104
20% atmoshit is acceptable tbfh
>>61261104
barely any of that is atmo you sperm receptacle
Is old school/brutal melodeath the most cathartic genre? Shit makes you want to run into the woods and scream
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Goh--JfWSZA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy0n1fyL1Xk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ohO-i73bzc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABza6XOKhj0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4LdUjuIBtLA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SFU0Yf1Hlck
>>61261120
Barely is too much
Anybody got /metal/ stuff for Christmas?
>tfw friend bought me Sunbather
>>61261260
Misþyrming
thy catafalque
leviathan
Tempel
Akhlys
none of those are atmo
>>61261260
Misthyrming isn't atmoshit
>>61261289
>>61261296
wrong
>>61261289
I can understand tempel and catafalque not being atmoshit, but that other stuff is riffless
>>61261309
wrong
>>61261318
riffless=/=atmoshit anon
>>61261375
what is atmoshit then? airy guitars without riffs is every single atmoshit album ever
Are there any thrash albums better than this one?
>>61261723
Kreator - Pleasure To Kill
Sepultura - Schizophrenia
Megadeth - Rust In Peace
KoRn - Take A Look In The Mirror
Slayer - Reign In Blood
>>61261723
In the aspect of riffs only a few come to mind,
Exhorder - slaughter in the vatican
Megadeth - Rust in peace
Vektor - outer isolation
Black fast - terms of surrender
Expulsion - waste world
>>61261723
Rings of the north saturn - I am the black fear factories
>>61261723
It doesn't matter if one shit smells better than other shit. It's still shit.
>>61261904
Nice meme xD
>>61261904
>he can't into god-tier riffing
Laughinggirls.jpg
>>61261904
Back to /b/ kiddie
>>61262152
Dopesmoker is still GOAT
>>61262152
yeah it is a dumb meme. not the music, the word "stoner doom".
anyways, rec me some GOAT funeral doom or blackened doom pls
>>61262191
>memesmoker
Could've at least chosen a good Sleep album.
>>61262152
i like Bongzilla desu
>>61262152
thank gorespammer
>>61262614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TERuUqS7bXg
thanx janitor senpai
this cover is better than the original imo
>>61262894
Pyrrhon
Does anybody else listen to Vildhjarta?
>>61259958
Thats not Advent Sorrow senpai
Any crust punk bands from Norway to check out?
>>61262923
Yeah, I liked the ep that came after that album more, waiting for the to make a new album already
>>61262943
they're Swedish but check out skitsystem
>>61262966
I second this. skitsystem is godtier.
Check out their album Stigmata.
Why do mainstream metal critics have godawful taste in music?
https://metalhammer.teamrock.com/features/2015-12-15/metal-hammer-staff-s-top-20-albums-of-2015-the-full-list
>>61262943
darkthrone, not a lot of people know about them
>wikipedia
I want to get into blackened atmosludge and death metal, what are your recommendations?
Test
>>61262880
My ex gf loved cannibal corpse. She was perfect /mu/. What the hell happened.
>>61263084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVmwdu3zNYA
>>61262999
five finger death punch is in more top 10s than Satan.
>>61263077
It's true though
>>61262999
The thing with critics is that they're the lazy counterpart of the actual artist, a music critic always wanted to play music but didn't because he bullshitted himself into believing it's too late to start or something, same with every other type of art critics, their opinions will always be less valid than that of actual musicians
I shouldn't have listened to Paranoid, now every third doom metal song sounds like Electric Funeral.
>>61263084
adversarial, temple of baal, malignant inception, death fortress, weapon, horned almighty and burial hordes.
Praise based janitors.
Tomb of the Mutilated is a great entry-level album.
test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXZxjDdjeLY
Is this what good prog sounds like?
>wikipedia
>>61263235
Not prog, but good
>>61261723
The Clearing Path also released an EP a few days ago. The full length he released this year is top 5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RsCbA9Cc3Y
>drunk
>listening to Crayon Pop
metal for this feel
Earlier we were talking about deafheaven and amesoeurs and whatnot got me wondering if there is deathgaze of any kind? I'm thinking it would have growl/crooning and the softest of rolling double bass drums
>tfw used christmas money to order Through Silver in Blood reissue
feels good
>>61263099
You fucked up
>>61263808
>tfw gf ordered this for me and after several pressing issues it came in time as a Christmas gift
>>61263863
>tfw gf got me a native american flute
>tfw it sounds very close to some of the Saor melodies
>tfw I still can't play it for shit
>>61263954
>sounds very close to some of the Saor melodies
time to learn My Heart Will Go On
>>61263783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DSUNCuTYFo This song maybe?
>>61257810
whoa shit you reminded me i need to get to this
thanks
>>61264007
>>61264055
What do you think about nails and their upcoming 2016 lp
>>61263235
>tfw bought Uroboros remastered and expanded
feelsgoodman
Third time I bought that album. I'm hoping I can get the 2CD/DVD box set off eBay. But fuck, that price is shit.
>>61264050
Have heard of Fallujah will give em a listen
>>61264103
>new Nails
Oh hell, another reason to get excited for 2016. Fuck yes.
>>61260463
would be a laugh if they went black metal
>>61263954
>>61263863
>tfw got no gf
>tfw being a silly nerd
>tfw family got me a weird Rubik's Cube
>tfw 404 no guide or solution found, even on the Holy Internet
>tfw just solved it on my own, finding a few techniques.
feels good
post your BMAOTYs
torn between this and new mgla
>>61260463
Why do bands like that try to look grimdark but always ruin it with something stupid?
In this case, a kid.
>>61264287
:^)
>>61262923
One of the few worthwhile Djent bands
>>61261263
I got Christmas for Christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRIfMxyP0O8
>>61264301
well if there's a toddler on the cover it's obviously a prog album, them's the rules
>>61261263
A darkglass bass overdrive (if that counts) and some merch.
>>61264367
Children or some kind of weird gemoetry or some etheric scenery
Surprisingly decent prog metal
https://earthside.bandcamp.com/album/a-dream-in-static
>>61264502
yeah if it weren't for the power metal band logo i'd assume this was a bandcamp djent album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od7GUy9XS7c
ayy
>>61264632
Is there prog metal band with less prog looking covers that Wolverine?
The covers look more like for indie rock band
>>61264287
pick any you want
batushka, nechochwen, obsequie, leviathan, MO, Misþyrming
>>61264734
the bottom two look more like IDM/ambient to me, i'd assume they were a Gridlock clone
the font on the top left is pretty prog metal-ish tho
as for your question, both Akphaezya albums have very non-prog covers
Ihsahn's solo albums also don't look very prog-ish
What the fuck happened?
>>61264836
They play atmospheric heavy prog similar to PT, Votum and Riverside
>>61264287
Panopticon
>>61264902
I love Panopticon and his latest album but it wasn't even that good. Somehow it was still second AOTY for me behind Abyssal.
This year didn't seem like a great year to me.
>>61264836
Also Caligula's Horse
Their covers don't look like prog metal at all
What's some essential suicide-core? I mean the real far gone shit.
>>61264881
nah i know wolverine
>>61264949
im convinced there's a shitty goa trance album cover just like this
>>61264986
what do you mean by that?
>>61265022
I mean albums dealing with wanting to commit suicide/brutally harm yourself.
>>61264989
So what were your top prog albums for this year? I know you liked VOLA and didn't like Leprous
I really liked that Caligula Horse album, Arcane, Wilderun, Amorphis, Tempel, Thy Catafalque, Dreadnought and Intronaut
>>61258104
Ninjas are gay
>>61264986
>Suicide-core
an edge to compete with 2000's nu metal
>>61260856
This, desu.
>>61263808
>tfw used xmas money to buy Through Silver In Blood AND Times of Grace
Is techdeath the most autistic form of music in existence?
>>61265377
unironic Power Metal....
>>61265377
Black metal
>>61264880
they went to shit long before that album
>>61265052
didn't listen to too much straight-up prog from this year
recall this being fairly ok if generic
https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/universe_effects/in_the_haze_that_surrounds_us/
also liked the final track of that magic pie album but the rest was super duper kitschy
still have lots to get to, particularly curious about these
https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/brand_jord/ont_krut/
https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/ini_f2/if_nothing_is/
https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/anfinnsaas/anfinnsaas/
>>61264287
Either this or Exercises in Futility
Used to be a black metal band, but they put out a Christmas album.
>>61265377
This to be honest family >>61265447
>>61265594
Used to be a black metal band, but they put out a Valentine album
who /metal/ for christmas?
>tfw downloading a shit load of metal
>tfw comfy in bed with headphones blasting death metal classics
>relaxing to suffocation
>sleeping to disembowelment and early cannibal corpse
Truly, these are magical times to be alive.
>>61265661
>tfw you're gonna go to sleep to battles in the north tonight
merry christmas /metal/
>>61258197
Agruss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJlpBHxCzmQ
>>61265703
Marry xmas lil skinny dude
SS + GOMAD
What's some more metal that does a super processed/digital/sterile sound well? Something that has production like Wormed's, but with more groove would be nice
About to listen to Imaginary Sonicscape for the first time.
Wish me luck, anons. Hopefully it'll be good.
>>61265867
katalepsy
>>61266391
pretty good if you can stand some sporkiness
(dont tell anyone i told you this but bring back the dead is best track)
>>61266391
It's honestly still one of my favorite albums ever. Fuck all the memers. The Slaughtergarden Suite's keyboard solo is still the raddest shit ever, and dem riffs are extremely memorable.
>>61266391
catchy ass shit, i like it a lot
>>61266722
Thanks! Not exactly what I was looking for but they're pretty good
>>61266777
>>61266957
>>61266980
I must not be hearing what you guys hear. The lo-fi metal was cool but I felt that ambient/darker bits just came out of nowhere.
Nietzschean Conspiracy is cool, though.
>tfw i'm having to record an insanely obscure demo from myspace because it's unfindable otherwise
>>61268313
Obscure Myspace demo makes me think it's deathcore, but it could be some weird Russian or Wigger slam too
>>61265867
Progenie Terrestre Pura
Fresh meme coming through
>>61268313
Can't you literally just rip the music from myspace somehow?
>>61268342
neither
https://myspace.com/gothicvortex/music/songs
really psych-influenced prog death
>>61268386
recording stream with audacity is the only way. i can't use jdownloader or any other mp3 exporter since myspace uses encryption on the files they host
>>61268392
This is maybe the furthest thing I'd expect to find from a Myspace demo, but I guess it couldn't all be bad Carnifex ripoffs. Pretty interesting, how in the world did you find this?
>>61268462
searching around m-a, they showed up as related artists to the equally obscure experimental DM band Hardware (they're fellow Mexicans so i guess thats why)
>>61268454
that's gay af senpai
>>61268537
it's old-school af though and adds to the aura of the release that the only thing available is a ghetto myspace rip
>>61268382
saved
also why did i never listen to appalling spawn back when i was getting into lykathea aflame holy shit this is good
I need some metal with instrumentals that sound "anguished" for lack of a better description. Music for the feel?
https://youtu.be/UCr4Czd9K9s?t=191
Stuff like the 3 minute mark of this meme.
>>61265867
Meshuggah's latest album has more groove than they've had in the past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUuXiAsV7BQ
>>61265656
I need a shirt like that, where get?
>>61268594
Have you tried contacting the band and asking if you could have a copy? :^)
>>61269024
there's no contact information anywhere
>>61260884
Ukraine along is a 10/10 song
>>61261723
Death Magnetic
>Moonblood - ...Of Lunar Passion and Sombre Blood
https://mega.nz/#!uxNUFRiR!DFhS9CIJyLHIPLGvZTi2DJtCJNEICxCtnIUnCybrwcI
What's some good Christmas metal
What's /meal playing on Christmas night?
Any bands on Razorback and Bizarre Leprous to check out?
>>61268926
>where get
Ahab's website.
>>61265656
nice ceiling fan w2c
>>61270094
List includes past and present bands.
>Razorback
Acid Witch
Blizaro
Blood Freak
Catasexual Urge Motivation
Claws
Coffins
Decrepitaph
Frightmare
Ghoul
Grave Ritual
Hooded Menace
Revolting
Vacant Coffin
>Bizarre Leprous
Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland
Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation
Jig-Ai
Go-Zen
Lymphatic Phlegm
Tu Carne
>>61270094
so fucking good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZVqeKzGw8s
>>61270094
i don't like Christmas very much
this is still the fucking shit though
need more wiggerish hardcore like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuglUXOLDPY
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksE8F76SiuY
to celebrate the last hour of chrimbo here
>>61266777
Bring Back the Dead has the GOAT chorus
>>61270957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqa2WNLMxyA
YOURE A BULLSHIT, FAKE, PAPER GANGSTER. A PUNK, ASS MOTHERFUCKER !!
What's the N.W.A. of /metal/?
>>61270957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVDJ2-2MFWg
>>61271067
Body Count desu
>>61271081
that will never be not funny
>>61271047
this is perfect
>>61271094
b4b perfected rapcore too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYG7wOlOAYg
>>61257438
[GONE SEXUAL]
Can't find a good DL link for this, guess I'm gonna buy it for myself for Yule. God knows I've listened to it enough to support the artists
>>61264986
this shit is so good i've been missing out on metal this year
Ordinance needs more exposure
Finnish black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBEgp39f2E
>>61270957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXvRXUQXfVo
>>61271443
for a sec i thought you meant the Faceless worship band Ordinance
>>61271483
yeah I know there are multiple bands by that name, haven't heard any of the others though
>>61265867
ingested - surpassing the boundaries of human suffering
>>61271193
metal tracker senpai
>>61271684
mreowr?
>censored songs
Why is this shit and voyager considered prog?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AawFVtd4heo
Its pretty far away from being progressive
any santa in
>>61272046
when has "prog" ever been progressive
>>61272046
what were you going to link aside from voyager?
and yeah voyager are, like, 95% pop metal. they're more bearable than similar bands like circus maximus though because they don't try to have emoshunal atmospheric bits. they're still, like, a version of keldian that doesn't go quite as hard or as shamelessly, but they're decent
Post good djent/chug core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUNAX1UYeAE
>>61272373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTNu2KDqkXw
>>61262923
Recently picked this up on vinyl four days ago, came with a CD with just the instrumentals. Gave me a newfound appreciation for this album.
I just wish what they released after wasn't complete shit.
Anyone fuck with this?
>>61272575
gave it a listen, didn't think it was memorable. I might give it another
>>61272675
Yeah, it definitely wasn't the most cohesive metal album, but it incorporated a lot of different things from other genres that I like (technical death, dark folk, melodic death) that I could enjoy. Certainly interesting, but it could've been a lot more than it was.
>>61272728
I loosely remember their ep being pretty good
>>61272778
The production on their EP was definitely better.
Is there a more offensive band?
dead
What are you listening to, anon?
>pic related
what I'm listening to
Which Burzum album is the best? I liked the s/t one the most
>>61274241
well you kinda answered your own question but here are my ratings
>>61274241
I like most of them but my favourites would probably be tied somewhere between s/t, Aske, Hvis, Det Som, and Filosofem.