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>>61204083
this is totally accurate though, her first album is her only worthwhile effort.
>>61204083
Honestly still rated too high, Newsom is hot garbage for WoW nerds to jack off to
>>61204119
>>61204137
Why does JoNew trigger plebs so badly? Is it her voice? It seems to filter out plebs
>>61204195
if anyone's triggered, it's you.
>>61204083
Accurate.
>call it EP
>complain about length of album
>>61204083
any review ever written
>>61204083
It's Rolling Stone. Did you expect quality material?
>>61204083
thats accurate
>>61204303
They probably think it's an EP if it has less than 6 tracks.
>>61204195
Fuck off waifufag, she is a fucking talentless hack.
>>61204083
I don't like the album but did they really imply that songs over 9 minutes are bad?
>>61204119
>>61204137
>>61204257
>>61205987
You're agreeing with the writer who thinks a 55 minute album is an EP?
Even Scaruffi agrees that Joanna is the best musician of this century.
joanna newsom is like if a fart grew into a human being and learned how to play the harp
>>61206070
>>61206070
what is autechre?
>>61206173
The Wikipedia page even addresses the fact that it's too long to be an actual EP but the band just called it that for no reason. If you don't know why the phrase "EP" is tied to length then you're probably too young for /mu/. Regardless, a reviewer assuming that Joanna's hour long album is an "EP" simply because it has 6 tracks is laughably dumb.
>moo hates harp cunt now
feels very good tbqh
Isn't Van Dyke the real mastermind behind her compositions?
>>61206239
Autechre just uses the term EP to differentiate it from their major LPs. Obviously Ys isn't an EP. That'd be like calling single track albums singles.
>>61206239
Yeah I personally really like Talk Talk's last two EPs. And all of Brian Eno's Ambient EPs too. And I really dig Bowie's EP, Station to Station, and Can's EP, Future Days.
>>61206341
lol you're so mad.
>>61204195
Yes, how dare a pure blooded white woman have a unique and pleasing-to-the-ear vocal quirk. Meanwhile they worship all the non-pure-blooded-white females who sing like niggers with their vocal gymnastics and niggardly inflections and whorishness and shit, like Xtina, Mariah, Whitney Houston, Ariana Grande, et. al
>>61204083
that is a correct review. I would have given it a zero
>>61206341
What point do you believe you're making here?
>>61204083
>>61204137
deja vu
>>61204083
You're right, who would give such a trash album more than 1 star.
What the fuck is this thread
