>electronic dance music
>you cannot dance
>big band jazz
>you are small
>intelligent dance music
>you're a deaf retard with no legs
>progressive rock
>you are conservative
>hardcore punk
>you are not
>surf rock
>you cannot surf
>vaporwave
>you cannot surf, also solid at room temperature.
>trap
>your body is too masculine :(
>rock
>you're a human
>alternative
>you have none
>industrial music
>it's the internet era
>metal
>you prefer plastic
>hair metal
>you lost your hair in a fire
https://youtu.be/OOzfq9Egxeo
>bottomless pit
>its being released soon
>Chillout
>you're very stressed
>like new wave
>still haven't listened to the old one
HAHA so funni :^)
>>61082783
>stoner rock
>you're a conservative
>Death Metal
>You're alive
>house music
>played in clubs
>"music"
>"you" "are"
>witch house
>you're homeless
>math rock
>you cant add
>hip-hop
>you are not hip
>>61084553
>hip-hop
>your hips can't hop
>pop music
>you're an outcast
>dream pop
>you are not sleeping
>indie
>you have an outie
>you driv a audi
>>61085891
plese be my gf
>baroque pop
>you actually have quite a bit in savings
>>61084261
underrated
