#ShutUpForXMasNo1
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UK anons, Stormzy is currently embarking on a campaign to get his single Shut Up to the number one spot on the charts for Christmas.
He's currently at Number 3. We should help him because it'd be funny as fuck to see a ghetto grime song topping the Christmas charts.
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/wickedskengman-4-single/id1038370815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
Here's the song for those who haven't heard it. You can buy it at:
>viral marketing
fuck off
why would you viral on here man
we don't talk about grime
like, ever
>>61053632
>>61053640
It's not even viral marketing, it's not like the guy's struggling. He's at Number 3 on the charts right now.
It would just be funny.
I don't like Brown people.
Go back to Africa desu
>>61053665
I find it impressive that you typed that up in less than 4 minutes
Discovered Elf Kid recently, what do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtVUkyzvhU
>>61053617
There was a white boy but they told him he cant be in the video
>>61053708
>implying there are white people in South London
>>61053764
kek
>>61053695
lighty is pengaleng
>>61053617
This nigga got alien hands
>>61053784
thx
Bump let's do this /mu/
Everyone buy it.
>>61054497
And if you're not gonna buy it, get it on repeat on Spotify or another streaming service. Even if you have it on mute at least keep playing the riddim.
We're bringing endz to your Christmas dinner senpai.
>>61054497
kek
Left it playing on spotify all day when I was out, not gonna buy it though
>>61053764
Wimbledon's pretty white
>>61054523
Don't be a backup dancer.
i wont buy anything and ive already heard dis b4 but dis is the best flow dis beat could ever have tbf just transcendental
>>61054627
OI RUDEBOI STREAM DA TING DEN WE TRYIN TO GET CHRISTMAS NUMBER ONE SENPAI
what are the defining characteristics of grime music?
>>61054724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYWuhGG6QcQ
This is THE grime tune, so use this as a guideline
>>61053654
What is funny about some shit song being #1?
This song brings England together. I'm a north London punk kid and my mate's a country boy grass-eater, but we still know the words to this. Big up Stormzy. Hoping this gets to no.1
>>61053617
UK grime a shit
>>61055411
Because in the UK, the Christmas number one tends to go to either Christmas songs or the singles from the X Factor winners. They also play it on the radio and shit and make a fairly big deal out of it.
If it was some ghetto black guy rapping out "rudeboi shut up" and calling people "backup dancers", it would be funny. And probably cause a pretty entertaining reaction from the middle aged Daily Mail readers who will undoubtedly get disgusted by the riddim.
>>61055636
This desu.
Who would've thought the man to bring our country together would be a big black bearded man wearing a bright red Adidas tracksuit rapping in a park with his friends.
this is honestly so shit, its just wanna be fuckboys who listen to this who can't be arsed to get a real music taste and just listens to what is popular
>>61056480
Well it's gonna be your Christmas Number One for 2015 so get ready to love it.
Backup dancer.
>>61055411
>not knowing who stormzy is
>>61053617
>bait grime
not even once.
>>61053617
Hey rude boi, shut up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7q3emQv9aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugrew6f64WY
>>61056480
xxTRIOxx
WE
WUZ
KINGZ
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>>61053617
Nah mate Craig David for number 1
QUEENZ
>>61053617
you new age grime fans are literally the fucking worst
this song is so bad. shit beat and derivative awful hook. reminds me of every song jme has ever made in that he wants every bar to be some singalong quotable.
go fuck yourself
N SHIET
>>61057443
>talking about new age grime fans
>shit beat
Fucking hilarious m80 I bet you think that instrumental was made for Stromzy.
>>61057693
I bet you think that instrumental isn't uninteresting tripe.
Instrumentals are the only good thing about grime anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wSo_JZ9Xpo
ANYWUN ELSE WANNA MAKE DAT MEWV
ANYWUN ELSE WANNA PAY DER JEWS
>>61057815
>thinks Functions is bad, an objectively incorrect statement
>post Southampton Lelman
Bait harder family.
I went school with Micheal (stormzy) he actually used that graph name when he was 11(not going to tell you mine).Hes a nice guy actually ,im glad he's successful in one way but at the same time , this music is really bad and this is obviously a viral marketing idea.I didn't think that was what grime was all about
>>61054997
YOU WON'T WIN NOT A CHANCE YOU'RE ANYTHING MOVE YOUR SKIN KICK YOUR ARSE BREAK EVERYTHING
>>61058035
>shitting on WPR
wew senpai
>>61054724
think UK Garage but dirty.
The definitive grime tune is Pulse X.
>>61054997
No, this is.
This is grime, it doesn't get anymore grime than this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMQTU2iI1E
>>61053617
wow fucking trashing a classic beat
>>61058278
>anymore grime than this.
Pulse X may have been an originator but the definitive Grime tune will always be this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8PeDsO0vGo
Not to mention Eskimo is just as influential as Pulse X.
>>61053617
>implying this isn't the goat Stormzy track/freestyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2tfRZX65fo
This could have been a success but they needed a video clip like this to really show the cultural cohesion and ethnical diversity of the UK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg8hapQ53F8
>>61058495
It's probably a toss up.
>>61058610
>This could have been a success
>literally in the top 3 in the UK charts
It is a success m8.
>>61057443
>shit beat
It's a classic grime beat mate.
>derivative awful hook
There is no hook it's a fucking written freestyle. It's just a verse.
>he wants every bar to be some singalong quotable
That's literally what grime sets are all about. Imagine he's on radio and trying to get wheel up, that's all it is.
>>61057815
>tfw I'm from Southampton
Didn't realise we had grime desu.
