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Metal General
Old thread: >>60985225
I just listened to Filosofem and I love it. I don't know any other black metal bands. Suggestions?
>>60992191
first for dsbm
atmosludge really is the worst metal subgenre
similar to this?
obscura blew my mind few years ago but the more tech dm i listen2 the less i like it im pretty sure
i mean yeah its still good but not as amazing as when u start getting in2 dis stuff hope some1 can relate
>>60992229
>DSBM member uses a fedora
appropriate
>>60992236
>power
>slam
>djent
>>60992236
i can get behind this
>>60992152
>ambulance finds the guy's corpse while that breakdown is playing at full blast throughout the house
>>60992223
Raventale - Ha хpycтaльных кaчeлях
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juV1IMfUK2o
or
Imperium Dekadenz - Dämmerung der Szenarien
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_av1YRS2f8
>>60992236
djent is still worse
>>60992260
i still love obscura but then again i'm a math rock fag
I can't stop listening to the first two Nuclear Death albums please send help
>>60992191
>>60992263
All a thousand times better than atmosludge
>>60992263
>Power
I hope you don't mean Power Metal, because that's literally top 3
>>60992322
>the sword
get that shit the fuck outta here
>>60992191
That cover would have been perfect if they would have left the band name and album name off of it
>>60992309
There are like 3 or 4 good djent bands, there are 0 good atmosludge bands
>>60992259
Do you know my name? Search me up on facebook. If not add me on skype and I'll link you.
skype name is: applesaucesucks
Going through nbbmn made me kind of hate death metal. I don't really like it anymore. Just sounds dumb.
>>60992263
power and slam are great
djent is shit though
>>60992365
>doesn't like applesauce
>doesn't like death metal.
>>60992363
i haven't heard a single good djent band and atmosludge is simply not my thing
keep going at it like an autist though, it's not like you have anything better to do
>>60992365
Congrats, you've become a faggot
>>60992236
http://rateyourmusic.com/genre/Deathstep
>>60992365
>this faggot doesn't like apple sauce
>>60992389
So djent is shit while atmosludge is simply not your thing? Top kek you reatarded meme trip
>>60992365
>Do you know my name?
Can't remember it atm, but I'll try to remember it tomorrow (or stalk phil's friendlist if you're friends? I'll recognize probably both name and profile) or add your skype, gonna hit the sack in a minute.
>>60992290
>THE RIISEEE OF THE NORTHSTAA*shotgun goes off*AAR
>BAHBAM-BAHBAMBAM-BARAMBAM-BAHBAM
>>60992477
aight. Yeah I'm on fil's friend's list. You friends with filip? If so you can just ask him to invite you into the group. He'd probably do it.
>>60992365
>>60992477
fuck nvm, phil has his friends list on private. Or he doesn't have any friends.
>>60992516
> phil has his friends list on private. Or he doesn't have any friends.
probably both.
yeah just hit me up on skype when ever.
Who /saveusfromarchon/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1vgHREEtXs
>>60992544
will do!
>>60992263
>djent
>bad
back to reddit with you
>>60992363
swap the numbers and ur gonna b more correct desu
>>60992332
The great thing about power metal is that the song writing the defines the genre is so inherently good that even the ultra generic stuff is enjoyable
>>60992595
Nah sorry, a couple of djent bands are capable of composing something of interest
>>60992587
pretty sure djent has its own big subreddit lol
srsly tho djent is super awful i wont ever fathom why ppl enjoy dis garbage
>>60992595
>Peiphery
>Animals As Leaders
>Messugah
>bad
There's A LOT of shit in the genre, but that's mostly because a lot of bands with half the talent of Periphery are trying to be Periphery. They forget that djent is only viable when you actually do it in interesting rhythms, otherwise the song just feels like one really long breakdown
>>60992709
it doesn't matter if they're talented musicians when their songs are shite
>>60992707
I'd say djent is kinda like the metalcore of prog. the mainstream is mostly uninspired crap with a couple of bands that are potentially worthwhile, however once you start digging deeper you actually find a lot of gold
>>60992729
But their songs aren't crap
>>60992771
>>60992729
>>60992709
>>60992707
Guy's just stop now, it's gonna turn this thread into one giant "no it isn't" "yes it is".
Just agree to disagree and move on
>>60992849
no because opinions = fact shitlord
>>60992709
pretty sure those r the 1s ive listened2 and yeah their all shit
i think theres something contradicting @ the very base off our aesthetic taste like i wudnt b surprised if most djent fans liked consuming vomit or something
>>60992753
fuck u mightve a point wit the metalcore thing cuz ur right wit dat1 but im still rlly skeptical and not sure if i rlly want2 find out by myself cuz dat wud still mean getting thru lots of shit
Nth for Tech death is god tier.
>>60992261
If you translate their lyrics it's literally the most fedora thing you'll ever read
xth for God-tier deathcore reporting in
>>60993058
I dunno, in terms of mainstream I've found that August Burns Red and The Devil Wears Prada have been consistently solid, however our sensibilities are probably extremely different
What's /meal/ blasting?
>>60993118
I swear every guilty pleasure I enjoy will get meme'd by this general at some point
>>60993058
why did you need to post with a name, now everyone knows how retarded you are
>>60993146
>>60993146
pic related
>>60993150
This album is legit good m8, not guilty-pleasure tier.
Why is The Devil Wears Prada so much better at writing EPs than actual albums?
Is it because since their less of an investment Rise Records doesn't send 10000 producers to breath down the bands neck and make sure there are enough breakdowns to keep the kiddos happy?
>>60993180
are you even enjoying it ?
>>60993218
yes, quite a lot
What is some genuine transcendental metal ? not that hipster BM bullshit
>>60993146
>>60993214
Their full lengths always made me associate them with the likes of late BMTH and AA, but this and the Zombie EP are pretty alright.
>>60993310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gRJ-fHDjI
>>60993319
not him but
They're first to studio albums were admittedly awful but the rest of them are GOAT are far as metalcore is concerned. They definately aren't BMTH/AA-tier in the slightest
>>60993310
>absolutely blows you away the first time you listen to it
>Each time after it slowly falls apart, you find more and more flaws to the point where you can't stand it now
whats her name /metal/?
>>60993429
used to think it was 10/10
>>60993429
>>60993310
>>60993429
>>60993457
>>60993466
I mean, at least you got to have that experience with the album once. You still got to lie there after listening to it and think "wow, that was fucking perfect"
Was it worth listening to at least once on those merits?
>>60993150
Take this guilty pleasure o' mine
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_3JVIBgMUw
>>60993507
yes
yes it fucking was
>>60993429
>>60993548
hope you read his post backwards
Despite what >>60993429 said I've listened to Colors many times and still fucking love it.
Can someone give me more like it?
>>60993548
exactly the opposite actually
>>60993593
deathspell omemega
memeguts
memnic
maudlin of the meme
blut aus meme
memerate
>tfw listening to rings of saturn and liking it
is it bad to like stupidly technical stuff?
>>60993548
the complete opposite to me though, i hated and thought it was boring, weak sounding (BDM was my gateway into tech death) and now i think it has some of the finest most iconic riffs ever
>>60993654
their fun fuck the haters
>>60993577
>>60993633
>>60993675
i dunno man, i completely loved it on the first listen but then it kept gradually sounding worse and worse each time i listened to it
lately i've been really enjoying some shitty pop punk and melodeath too, i guess my music evolution only goes backwards
>>60993360
>Transcendence
>>60993654
theyre ok, theyre doing a local gig with my friends band, shit should be cool
>>60993166
>This window will close in 3 seconds...
>>60992191
Oh fucking hell why is this so funny
>>60993429
STAAAAND BY FOR EXCITER
Why do normies seriously believe metal is an underground genre that "only the elite can appreciate" ?
Is this a form of autism that I may not know about ?
>>60993862
some ppl actually think like dis? lmfao
>>60993854
STAAAAAAAAAAND BY FOR EXCITER
>>60993739
>i've been really enjoying some shitty pop punk
If it's blink 182, early sum41/green day type stuff than that's perfectly acceptable
>>60993429
>>60993429
>mfw Dream Theaters return to form might be around the corner.
I don't care what you guy say, that new track they dropped was really good. I got a lot of Images and Words vibes from it. The cheese was admittedly off that charts, but for some reason I loved it
This is alright, i still prefer Yacopsæ when it comes to pissed off as fuck grind/pv though
>>60992051
It justs seems weird to me that they wouldn't use the bass drum. And they could've been suffoblasting.
I think I need some band that triggers their bass durm highly into the mix to really notice it.
>>60993963
i'm afraid it's stuff like avril lavinge, a day to remember and paramore
>>60993963
Easycore or go home, nerd.
>>60994055
Paramore's perfectly acceptable.
I have mad nostalgia for A Day To Remember, still have a few of their CDs from when I was 15, I'll throw em on every once and a while when I'm feeling like taking a trip back to 10th grade.
Just do you anon, remember as long as your enjoying it that's really all that matters
>>60993429
this piece of shit
>>60994105
Is easycore actually good? I never really gave it a chance because I assumed it was just pussified metalcore
>>60994156
>Is easycore actually good?
No.
>>60993654
Their newest album is actually pretty alright. Natural Selection and Godless Times are pretty great jams. The No Pity for a Coward cover is alright too.
>>60993893
FALL
TO
YOUR
KNEES
AND
RE
PENT
IF
YOU
PLEASE
>>60994130
Homesick was the only album I ever liked from them 2bh. I'm Made of Wax Larry, is probably my favorite song off of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWiub952H7c
>>60994235
(SQUEALY SOLO)
>Fucked up my networking practical exam hard.
>Doing really well on the theory exam is the only way to finish the class with an 80
>Can't stop posting in the metal general
H E L P
Is this the best "sell-out" album by a thrash band?
>>60994336
welcome to meme hell
>>60994372
I mean, I'm pretty sure I need a 25% on the exam in order to pass the class so I'll probably be ok regardless.
Just I want to finish the semester with more than just an "ok" GPA. That's how you end up with dead end jobs.
Just been studying all day and having a really hard time keeping myself focused at this point
>>60994156
Depending on the era, easycore is generally the detuned version of pizza party/good times pop punk with added breakdowns. EZcrab adds synths.
>>60994338
The Black Album tbqh.
>>60994421
so basically it's just metalcore but instead of hardcore mixed with metal it's pop-punked mixed with metal.
That actually sounds kinda fun.
anybody have a 2015 grid or some solid recs?
>>60994476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88hfEqJaCtE
EZ at its finest.
Most disappoint release this year?
They can do so much better than this. One more bad album and it pretty much marks the end times for the band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsbV7r78uo
>>60994487
im gonna rec ur mum solid
>>60994508
>That pop-punk aesthetic with the metalcore chugging
I actually love this.
Never been overly picky with my music though, so that's probably part of the reason why
>>60994513
shit was mad disappointing, Monoliths got me into grind and is just a fucking fantastic album in general but this was boring and worse of all it had no staying power
>>60992223
>implying burzum is black metal
>>60992322
>>60994578
I've really heard nothing but great things about this. How odd.
>>60992263
i like all of these you cunt
>>60994508
>>60994553
Even though this band and song are EZmemes it's still fun. Obligatory "HEY DUDES R U REDY 2?"
>>60992263
Just add thrash and this would be "i don't like fun: the post"
>>60994578
>STILL disliking AE
>>60994621
The really weird thing is, EZcore is an absolute horrendous concept, it should have no conceivable way of working and the fact that someone actually made it work, even in just an "it's actually shit, but kinda fun to listen to sometimes" is an accomplishment in itself.
>>60992322
What's the one beside Big Black?
>>60994683
Empire of the Obscene by Revocation.
>>60994602
>The Ultra-Violence
>Power and Pain
my nig
is there metal that goes from being atmospheric to just outright ambient?
like using field recordings and samples and the like to create a specific world to further enhance not the atmosphere, but the immersion?
>>60994602
Great taste
>>60994773
the last wolves in the throne room album
>>60994773
99% sure you already know but murmuure
>>60994773
I really can't help you find things to those extremes. It was posted about earlier ITT but TDWPs space EP actually nailed the space atmosphere. In my opinion they did a better job with it than the likes of BTBAM, The Contortionist and The Faceless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECzvF3oAW68
The keyboard tracks and breakdown in this song are absolutely perfect
who's got the best screams, /metal/?
>>60994487
Converge worship from this year that's decent
>>60994910
in Gridlink too
>>60994942
epin shitpost but dmshareguy doesn't spend that much time here
>>60994942
>>60994942
show your tits or leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Il2QZbVSk
>>60994942
qeq
>>60994942
please be in London
>>60994578
I actually kinda felt the same way about it at first, I'll have to listen to it when I'm not in the mood for grind but it's definitely slower and less heavy than their previous stuff. Sounds like they were trying to write a funeral dirge for the planet
>>60992564
They're Chon on steroids.
>>60995149
you stalkin him or something
>>60995154
They're fantastic. They're song names kinda confused me though. Are they supposed to tell some kind of story or is it the band just being kinda pretentious
>>60992191
I'm new to /mu/ and I've spent most of my life kinda trapped in a musical bubble.
I definitely am primarily a "metalhead" and I am trying to explore lots of new music. So far my "exploration" has felt kinda shallow. I'll listen to one album from one band, then an album from another and while I'm finding lots of new stuff I like, it doesn't really feel like I'm getting anywhere.
It all feels so overwhelming too, there's so much music to listen to, and I live a pretty busy life. Almost feels like I don't have enough time for it all.
Anyways, how can I explore music more effectively?
>>60993645
>maudlin of the meme
Come on man, you can do better than that
>>60994982
Isn't that just one dude from Canada that worships TPH?
Anyway, are there any other bands like that guy, TPH and Monolith Deathcult?
Mechina has horrible production quality compared to the others and most bands in the genre just don't do it as well.
Pic maybe related, although I see it more as a FF on speed.
>>60994910
I really like chris barne's screams only in the bleeding because otherwise he sounds like a drill
Good: https://youtu.be/VTLIdoxm9vQ?t=32
bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovXth9Bh48w
>>60995327
Rateyourmusic.com. Befriend people who interest you. Check out their lists and ratings. Become familiar with the general genres while you're at it.
What did /metal/ think of this album?
Better than The Aura?
>>60995386
Yeah, imo. IIRC, The Aura was pretty much 100% technical Death, where as Beyond Creation had a bit more rhythmic elements to it... but w/e. I loved Beyond Creation,
>>60995327
It's going to me a lengthy process, but here's what I did
Step 1:
Listen to the discography of everything your into now. I know this sounds like a lengthy process, and it probably will be. But it's the best way to help yourself determine where your current tastes are at and give you a good starting point. As you listen, keep a notpad file or something giving each album a ranking out of 10.
step 2:
Take all your favorite albums (things you ranked 10, 9 and 8, maybe even the 7s and 6s later along the line) Look up those albums on wikipedia and see if you can find what artists well major influences for that album (if you can't find anything on the specific albums look up influences on the artists in general). I'm pretty sure on Allmusic you can look on the "followed by" section of the artists pages on there and get a good idea on newer bands that were influenced by the stuff you liked. It's definitely a really good way to find stuff you like combined with new ideas. Keep doing that for all the stuff you discover, that's how you'll find the majority of your music
Step 3:
Put together a chart of all your absolute favorites on topsters, post it in the chart threads for recs. You'll probably find lots of artists you'd never of discover otherwise. If your having a hard time finding more like a certain album, post it in rec threads as well.
Step 4 (This ones probably the most important)
Don't let /mu/ get you down. We love to give you a hard time about the stuff you listen to (myself included). We don't ACTUALLY care what you like or don't like, we're just blowing off steam and shit posting. It really doesn't matter if you like the shittiest of butt-rock or the cringyest of nu-metal. If you like it, listen to it. As long as you keep an open mind and are a good, non-autismo person, that's all that matters.
>>60995375
Also one thing >>60995327 may have to keep in mind, a lot of people here play instruments or are at least familiar with musical theory. If he's not he probably will never be interested in music at the same level a lot of people here are
>>60995154
>>60995196
If you want some Chon steroids look no further than this family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw1LzdwEqTg
>>60995703
This is fantastic, thanks for the rec
>>60994710
thanks babe
>>60995703
this is great
pic related, how my head felt listening to this
>>60994454
And Diabolus in Musica, but that's just me.
>>60994338
Electric Crown is such a badass song
>>60994910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOihnHrpo1s
The one at 2:26 is one of my favorites
>>60995829
It is very catchy. Let Go of My World, Deadline, and Troubled Dreams are all also very good.
>STARING OFF INTO THE SKY!
[spoiler]Return to Serenity is my favorite ballad by them[/spoiler]
anyone got any links to good aoty lists? i was too lazy to keep up with metal this year.
>>60994760
Not him, but it blows my mind how Andy Galeon was 14 when they recorded The Ultra-Violence.
>>60995928
also looking for one of those metal essentials charts
>>60995929
Watch some live footage of them from 1987, their guitarists look so skinny and young it's almost funny
Aside from Cannibal Corpse I honestly can't stand tranditional death metal?
Am I just too much of a pussy for it?
>>60992223
Drudkh
Agalloch
Darkspace
Paysage D'Hiver
Hate Forest
>>60994590
Filosofem was a black metal album. Nice b8.
>>60996015
Most likely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbVdurzst6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ssrpexU1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_cn9TVSi2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkNbTS7uhLE
>>60996052
I know lyrics aren't all that important in music, but one of my biggest objections with it is death metal growls are just so hard to understand. Sometimes it just feels like the vocalist is burping into the microphone
>>60996098
Don't focus on trying to understand it
Try and act as if the harsh vocals are just another instrument
>>60996098
Some vocalist legit burp into microphone.
You understand more you listen to it. Learning vocals yourself helps too.
>>60996121
Is it safe to assume you don't know the words to most of your favorite death metal tracks?
>>60996143
You learn em over time if you listen a lot and occasionally look up the lyrics. I know a lot of the lines on Human, but then again, I don't listen to much death metal yet I can still tell that Chuck Schuldiner is probably among the more coherent growlers.
>>60996143
No and that's fine with me cause I don't listen to much Death Metal anyways.
>>60996143
I do.
THEY THINK THEY KNOW, WHO I AM
>>60996165
Was about to say that
>>60996098
If you really wanna know the lyrics, just look them up and follow along. Eventually you'll just get used to it and won't have a problem understanding
>>60993429
That one, probably. Though it'll probably always have a special place in my heart. Can still remember probably 90% of it.
And, tangentially related, desu the parallax pt 2 wasn't bad; songwriting was much more coherent and tolerable, at least within the prog paradigm they've been fucking with since Colors.
>>60994487
Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats - The Night Creeper
>>60996098
You'll need that then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81i78S1eBFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwuDhK_EV5k
>>60994683
Revocation - Empire of the Obscene
6.5/10 death metal album
>>60994910
Dude from Cattle Decapitation. Crazy range and power.
>get back from depoyment
>Ex from high school is now a model for Suicide girls
>Adds me on facebook
>"I love your Darkthrone shirt!"
>we hit it off great
>getting a tattoo together (I was planning on getting one and so was she)
Metal for this BASED feel
>>60996015
Then how can you stand cannibal corpse? They're not even interesting by death metal standards.
>>60996143
MY TEETH AND MY SEMEN HAVE BETRAYED ME
NEVERMORE !
WHEN I SAY RISE UP
>>60996290
The things about Colors is, songwriting is all very enjoyable, all the instrumentals are very well written, the atmosphere is great and it's all strung together really well. The problem is the album doesn't seem to go anywhere despite being strung together well every idea seems unrelated to the previous one, and for some reason it ruins the whole experience
>>60996361
That's great, anon.
>>60993429
>>60993457
>>60993548
>>60993986
>>60993996
>>60994145
These
Except that unquestionable presence brings up something new every time i listen to it
>>60996366
Leave the hall.
>>60996402
Not him but cannibal corpse are pretty much boring compared to Morbid Angel, Cryptopsy, or Bolt Thrower
>>60996380
YOU SAY WAR
( True american hate > rise up though )
>>60994513
This album fucking sucked. I was not happy.
>>60996382
More or less, yeah. And when they DO attempt some cohesion/relatedness, it's on White Walls and it's just a hint or quotation of another riff/melody/whatever from the other songs. Bitchin idea, less than stellar execution.
But to a 14 year old, that shit is earth shattering
>you will never do coke off a metal sluts tits while listening to Steel Panther
>>60996514
Worse yet
>You will never get to party with Steel Panther
>>60996573
>You will never have a Project X tier party in the mid 80s with more drugs than one can imagine
>tfw just got released from jail and find out moot stepped down and some japanese dude took over
What's some metal for this feeling?
also is Sigh and Burzum still a meme here?
>>60996609
>Burzum
>meme
choose one
>>60996602
Do "parties" even exist anymore.
I've been to get togethers with like 15-20 people drinking and smoking weed and shit, but as soon as it gets to be anything past that it gets shut down so fast
>>60996609
Firstly, what were you in jail for? Something metal I hope.
>>60996609
This is what /metal/'s mostly into now, lad.
Sigh/Burzum memeing evolved into Our Boy memeing. Mirai, Varg, Fenriz, and Abbath are our boys.
>you will never pilot a Mecha into a massive wave of alien mechas as humanities last hope, vastly our numbered, odds stacked
>Ace of Spades playing over your unit's comms
>>60996609
Galneryus and Versailles.
>>60996609
What were you in jail for? What state and what county do you live in? Give mugshot.
>>60996656
>meme row
>no Sarpantium
dun fucked up
>>60996656
>Dir en Grey is /metal/ essential
That makes me so happy.
>>60996366
I like their early stuff, it's honestly still kinda generic but sometimes I just listen to something straight-ahead
>>60996366
Hey. Wretched Spawn and Skeletal Domain are great.
>>60996573
>Implying Steel Panther actually parties
it's all for show, they don't actually do drugs and throw huge orgies
>>60996656
>Twilightforce
Honestly the cheesiest power metal I've ever heard.
It's why you guys love it so much isn't it
>>60996747
Confirmed for never seeing Steel Panter live.
TOPLESS SLUTS EVERYWHERE BRAH
No fucking way they dont party.
>>60996769
That's the entire appeal, senpai.
>>60996773
Do you actually think they make enough money to support that lifestyle
>>60996656
Wait, since when was Through Silver in Blood a joke?
I guess I'm not around here often enough.
>>60996815
I genuinely like it.
>>60996775
>>60996769
Power metal is honestly the only genre of music I can think of where copious amount of cheese is not only acceptable, it's encouraged.
I've never actually listened to Twilightforce though. Are they being genuine with their "cheese" or are they self-aware
>>60996815
it's boring
>>60996815
because of the "BORING" meme, which is the only reason it's on that chart. even then it's not meme'd enough to even be there too, I might replace it with townsend or babymetal for meme row.
>>60996799
>you will never party with motley crue in the late 80s
>>60996839
>implying Babymetal isn't genuinely good
damn
>>60996827
So do I, it's always been my favorite atmosludge album.
>>60996836
>>60996839
I see, thanks.
>>60996864
>implying being called a meme means it's bad
it just means it's joked around more than actually discussed
>>60996747
>>60996773
>>60996799
I saw Steel Panther about a month ago, Satchel threw a guitar pick and it landed in my buddy's girlfriend's shirt, it had a phone number on it and we called the number as we were driving home, at first it was some drunk chick but then Satchel picked up and told us to bring coke and sluts, wish we didn't have to drive home
>>60996840
>We were born too late to ever be able to experience a real party
Reallllllllyyyyy starting to hate life now
>>60996877
I was gonna go see Steel Panther a few weeks ago, but it was 21+ and my girlfriend isn't 21 yet, she didn't want me going without her either (before you get all on my case about trust issues, she has bad anxiety so she can't help it). Kinda disappointed, they've been on the top of my "need to go see live" list for a long time
>>60996924
I've seen them in Toronto, London and Gothenburg, always a good show although the first time I was drunk as fuck and barely remember it
>>60996889
Actual parties are pretty rad tho
>Be me
>Graduated high school in 2012
>Friend is in college
>Decides to throw a big frat party at an abandoned barn
>Yo anon you got the drugs
>I had a lot of fucking drugs (sold coke, Vicodin, addy, weed)
>Send out a mass text message to literally all of my clients (200+ people)
>it's a BYOB, bring as many people as you want party
>College friend brings his WHOLE frat and a fuck load of sorority sluts
>Party time rolls around
>Atleast 500 people are their
>Friend got a bunch of inflateable pools
>bitches mud wrestling
>drug dealing buddies show up
>MY BOY BROUGHT THE X
>put it in a t shirt cannon
>party goes on until like 6 am
>Cops FINALLY show up
>drugs are all in the barn, same with the booze
>Burn the bitch to the ground as everyone runs
fixed meme row for more relevant memes.
New Nile is meh, give me a better DM record to listen to pls.
>>60997004
This literally never happened
>>60997004
>tfw went into college with a gf
>tfw haven't gone to a single party because I don't trust myself drunk
>tfw will probably never have any of these crazy college party stories
I mean, I love her to death, however I just kinda feel like I'm missing out on life right now
>>60996944
London Ontario I'm assuming.
Whereabouts do you live? I'm from Aylmer, it's about a 45 minute drive from london
>>60997085
>Gf is a slut
>Don't give a fuck because I cheat all the damn time
>Pretty much addicted to coke
>Aerospace engineer
>Maintaining a 3.5 gpa while partying literally everyday
>>60997007
>still no Sarpanitum
>>60997144
I'm not adding new shit until I get enough shit to fill another row, senpai.
>>60997136
Nah, I'm not like that at all
She's going away for college next year, so maybe I can talk her into a hallpass or something.
>>60997127
I live in Otterville, small ass town between Woodstock/Tillsonburg/Simcoe
>>60997007
Babymetal is legit bad by the thay
And deconstruction was a dissapointing album
>>60997253
The chart has nothing to do with quality or if something's good or bad, though, the entire chart is just albums that get posted here often and meme row are the albums that just get posted for the memes.
>>60992236
prefixed black metal tho
>>60992236
I hate this meme
>accidently fucked a 15 year old girl at a party once
>>60997328
"accidentally,"
>>60992236
>implying this album isn't 10/10
Fuck off to /b/ please
What does /metal/ think of Ihsahn?
>>60997420
He helped making the best prog metal band of the decade famous so he's based
Also Emperor is the best 2nd wave BM band
>>60997144
updated and included sarpanitum - meme just for you ;^)
