Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan "retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone the holy quadrology of Kendrick Lamar/Sufjan Stevens/Jamie xx/Tame "the Instagram of rock bands" Impala's 9.3 for AOTY?
More importantly, will someone dethrone the dynamic duo of Titus Andronicus and Beach House for best 8.1 of the year?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2015 BNM Tally: 46
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, etc.)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
- "How Much a Dollar Cost" is now President-core
-Last night of reviews for 2015
-This thread hypes and supports Pusha T, Baroness, and David Bowie.
Why is indie music so un-BEAR-ably white?
this must be the last night for reviews
>>60952514
BEAT witness to these dubs
>>60952563
ooooo you bearly missed them anon, better try again
Zoe Camp is cute! CUTE!
overworked pitchfork intern: "I can't BEAR it any more! I hate posting these hypetrain threads on this nigerian poolwashing forum. These anonymous posters are so rude and crude"
>>60952617
ha, bearly
>>60952617
Zoe thread last night
This is the last night of reviews in 2015, so it better be a good one. Remember when Burial got a stunner 9.0 BNM as the last review of 2013? Really pulling for an meme-worthy Kid Cudi demolition, we all know it's coming anyways.
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>60952975
thats not a dog
dubs for a 0.0 for the cudder album
dubs and cudi gets -2.0
>>60952609
I know! But thank you BEARy much
I'm gonna take all these posts to mean that a new Grizzly Bear album is gonna be announced.
Daily reminder that Kendrick was robbed
>>60953305
would prefer a new bonny bear album
>>60952849
I think they'll decline to review it
I can't BEAR waiting another year for BNM
This is unbearable
The album in the last spot will get a 6.8.
Seriously, come back after the reviews are posted and the fifth one will have a 6.8.
>>60953584
he's lost a shit ton of weight, hes very skinny now and has run a couple marathons this year
>>60953459
nah, this album is getting a hall of fame pan, like jet tier
Been listening to a lot of Dixie Chicks lately, the second verse especially in this one is incredible. plus natalie maines is a major qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFpaHMqz0nM
>>60953829
Never forget
>>60953806
why did you add a tripcode?
I wouldn't be surprised if they've saved Kid Cudi for tonight because it's gonna get a 0.2 or something
Dubs say Cudi isn't getting reviewed at all
>>60954302
rollin
>>60954222
dont worry about it m'frienda. just worry that its the LAST NIGHT of pitchfork reviews for the year of our lord 2015 and the album in the last spot will have a 6.8 until the calendar year has changed.
over half a month of the album in the last spot having a 6.8. its my dream and i feel it is about to become a reality
thoughts on michelle obama's new song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1yAOK0nSb0
>>60952849
Goddamn I miss Burial
Where are ya, Bevan? (I'm pretending Temple Sleeper didn't happen)
>>60954646
it slaps
I'm gonna miss all you guys ;_;
>>60954835
where are you going friend
>>60954655
playing Dark Souls II still I guess :-(
HOLY SHIT
aww, no kid cudi
but we still got a BNM for king krule
GREENE IS BACK BABY
also what the fuck are any of these past 3 BNM anyways?
ARCHIE PULLS THAT 8 pOINT 6 m80s
>another producer literally no one cares about
Cut the shit and review some god damn indie rock. Or for fuck sakes, pan Speedin Bullet already
Pitchfork not reviewing SBTH is perhaps the biggest pan they could give it
God bless you, Jayson Greene.
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Archy Marshall 8.6 LAST BNM OF THE YEAR
Wiki 7.6
Harmonia 8.5 BNR
The Spook School 7.2
Christians Catch Hell: Gospel Roots 1976-79 7.3
I'll see you all on Monday.
For the happening.
>>60954947
lol
oh shit Harmonia!
I listened to Musik von Harmonia one time
was hella overrated
but good for those probably old or dead guys
goddammit. i can't update that fucking gif tonight, i'll get around to it for sunday night.
cheers to the staff on a successful year of reviews. see you all on monday for the best ofs!
honestly don't understand why deluxe is more highly regarded than musik von. deluxe is boring af, and musik von is cosmic lifeforce flowing thru yr veins
>>60954947
Are you talking about Archy Marshall? Cuz he is King Krule. And he's great
link for archy?
>>60955600
nvm found in archive
https://mega.nz/#!PJ9mkSLK!qQKShG4clnTyrYhWbDDrE3XN08IZnY3U3M7kjiSz0dU
love and light
First BNM and bnr in one night ever?
So, why do they refuse to review Floridada?
I've been a huge Archy fan since before the EP, but no way is this his best work ever, wtf? his King Krule stuff is so good and even his album, which was bloated, had lots of great songs. This new LP is really samey and boring, though...
>>60956727
its bad
