ITT: Fun facts about musicians
Nick Cave was actually born in a cave.
Rivers Cuomo has a brother named Leaves Cuomo.
>>60913307
Flatlander was actually born on a hill
Young Thug is actually young
The person in the cover of David Bowie's Hunky Dory is not Kirsten Dunst as you might think, it's actually Bowie himself.
Beach House was actually formed during a vacation in a house on the beach
Kid Cudi's real name is actually Scott Mescudi
Frank Beard, drummer of the popular American rock band 'ZZ Top' is the only member that has never had proper musical training.
frank zappa used to build up electric charge and shock people while yelling "Zappa"
Nick Drake is a duck
John Balance died by losing his balance on his balcony
Dr. Dre actually received his PhD from the same medical school that the nurse on the cover of Blink 182's "Enema of the State" attended
Eric Clapton actually pushed his son out of that window
Billy Corgan is Nosferatu
its actually madlib under the mask
Kurt Cobain was murdered by female rapper Courtney Love
Paul McCartney is the legitimate heir to the Irish throne. It's true.
Thom Yorke had his nipples surgically removed as he thought his abdomen wasn't smooth enough
The Wu Tang Clan wasn't actually started in the slums of shaolin as you all might think but in new york USA
David Bowie has no recollection of recording Station to Station because he was constantly on cocaine.
what even is this thread
Despite repeated claims, Jon Anderson of Yes does not, in fact, "get up," nor does he "get down"
>>60913678
>cocaine messes with your cognitive functions
DEA pls fuck off
Fiona Apple's favourite fruit is [spoiler]grapes[/spoiler]
>>60913678
this is actually true
Ian Curtis faked his death and has been in Miami Florida ever since.
LCD Soundsystem actually use LED soundsystems
>>60913703
Last person Ian spoke to? Genesis P-Orridge. Coincidence? I think not.
Kendrick Lamar 6 days away from posting new music video where he fucks 350 white male cops in the ass one thrust each. ft. jerry lawler
johnny greenwood has never achieved orgasm and thats where his musical ability comes from
Sid Vicious didn't do it. It was that other guy.
>>60913700
no. he might have been high on cocain the whole time. but cocain has no effect on memory...
>>60913783
http://score.addicaid.com/david-bowie-and-cocaine-psychosis/
Miles Davis used to blow his trumpet at his groupies vaginas to get them off
Douglas Pearce is actually a fascist.
Beethoven's diembodied soul helps people cook up hot beats.
Bach will be back.
Mozart is still alive and making mo' art.
Mozart was a moor. So was Beethoven.
Lou Reed was reincarnated into 10000 kids that will grow up to be insufferable pricks.
Brothers Angus and Malcolm Young of AC/DC are now in fact quite old
>>60914556
Neil Young is actually not related to the AC/DC brothers
He's also old
Steve Albini once told a band he was recording that he wouldnt charge them for the session if they wrote all their lyrics about televangelists
>>60914383
Nice try Muhammad
>>60914711
and that band was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckMH7XM8HA
The artist posted below is randy bobandy
David Tibet actually hopes china regains control of the territory
>>60914789
fuck off
>>60914789
frig off you fat frigging frig
>>60914789
fuck off
>>60914789
Get the fuck outta my trailer randy
>>60914789
Go eat a cheeseburgeer you fat piece of shit
>>60913534
Dude weak
Kurt Cobain actually did have a gun
>>60914789
Randy Bobandy you've gone too far this time, fuck off
Jack "On The" Pasta has never released a single song
>>60915228
You mean Dave
Ian Dury was actually a gladiator with autism.
>>60913663
Why is this so believable?
>>60915228
Actual fun fact, Dylan Carlson from Earth bought it for him
>>60915485
you're right that is fun
Contrary to popular belief, the artist Meatloaf is in fact a man and not a sauce covered loaf of meat
John Lennon was named after a lemon
Steve Albini was born in this town. Lived here his whole life.
if you reverse Robert Pollard's name you get drallop trebor
>>60915795
And is also an absolute madman
jeff mangum died in 2004
the jeff you see today is not the same man
>>60915795
well duh why else would his name be lennon? that's a stupid "fact", it's common sense man
Lou Reed was a Holacaust survivor
MF DOOM is actually Bill Cosby under the mask
>>60914006
I'd believe i if he didnt have more respect for his trumpet than women
once charles manson shot a bunch of people
>>60916554
i call bullshit
>>60914789
lmao
nazis btfo
The Residents are, in fact, The Monkees.
Jonathan Richman used to murder prostitutes.
Today, he only kills the homeless.
DJ Khaled is Jesus Christ
>>60916247
Probably gonna die in this town
Bob Dylan (Robert Zimmerman) is actually a new born christian
>>60915663
I'd pour my sauce over his meat if you know what I mean.
MC Ride had a strained relationship with his father growing up and still resents him to this day
MC Ride's name comes from his teenage job as a Mcdonald's delivery boy
John Lennon was not, in any way, related to The Lennon Sisters.
>>60914508
nice
paul day, the iron maiden vocalist that never was, composed their best song
Axl Rose is late onstage all the time because he's busy making lots of poo
>>60917745
i doubt that because of all the heroin
Jack White is not related with Jack Black
>>60917745
Tell me about the poo.
Does he poo in loo?
Was getting caught short part of his plan?
>>60917782
but Frank Black is
>pleb
Popular rapper Kendrick Lamar isn't actually a rapper. He admits it on the track Rigamortis
Kim Gordon took singing lessons
Grimes didn't name herself after the genre grime, but rather after the funky, grimey slime she oozes from her unwashed, unshaven cooch and armpits.
>>60918300
Mmmmmmmmm
Sufjan Stevens is white.
Adele is white.
The Black Keys are white.
The White Stripes are white.
Hans Zimmer is black.
Jeff Buckley didn't "buckley" his belt well enough, and because his trousers were restricting his movement, he couldn't avoid the oncoming boat.
Barry White is actually black and Frank Black is actually white
>>60913465
Probably did at least once tbqh
michael jackson was black
>>60916894
If only it were a lie
