PARANOIA PARANOIA
EVERYBODY'S COMING TO GET ME
>>60869758
I actually kinda like this one
>>60869758
I LIKE COCK
I LIKE COCK
I LIKE COCK
I LIKE COCK
This was definitely a good idea. There's no chance this wasn't a good idea.
Jeremy, there are many things I would do to help you, but digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you've killed is not one of them.
Is that... normal pooing, Mark?
Le epic British show meme
Le upnoel
Madferit I tell thee
>>60870459
nice one fammo
Everyone can talk shit, but Where Have All The Merrymakers Gone was a great record.
People like Coldplay and voted for nazis, you can't trust people
JUST SAY YOU NEVER MET ME
JEREMY, I am NOT a MEGA PEDO
>>60871919
I am a pedophobe
>Hey Dobby - what do you think of Venetian Snares?
>Well it's like he's a decent low-end Samsung, but Aphex Twin's still the iPhone, know what I mean?
>It’s a great boiler. It’s just got a very idiosyncratic control panel. It’s like the Jesus and Mary Chain of central heating control systems. Hard to get into initially, but then, so much to explore.
Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown’s savoury, white’s the treat. Of course I’m the one who’s laughing because I actually love brown toast.
>>60869758
outta fucking nowhere a skeleton shows up and rex my whole day.
spooky as fuck
Uh-oh, bollocks. Giggling, sharing. Shall I intervene? No. It's fine, it's totally fine. Que sera, sera. Whatever will be will be. The future's not ours to see. If she fucks him, I'll kill myself.
>Er, widely regarded to have nicked our sound?
>The Chemical Brothers.
>Correct. Eh, bullshitters turning wank into cash?
>Flaming Lips?
>Correct. Oh, arsehole?
>LCD Soundsystem.
>Fakers?
>Pavement.
>Yep. Uh, oh, we thought we had her number and you got a bit overexcited, but uh, it turned out to be a not very funny joke?
>Lily Allen.
>Correct. Phoneys?
>Foo Fighters.
>Yeah. Uh, oh, demanded the Ramsgate blowjob?
> Mumford & Sons?
>Mmm.
>>60871941
>you'll never put your dick in the dob
http://youtu.be/atxZKT4HBdM
>>60872005
it's like, she's not actually that attractive, but would fuck because of her massive dobbies
ben the shit
>>60872005
>Oh yeah, they can laugh. But I win because they think I pissed myself. They've no clue I came all in my pants!
Literal topkek
>tfw everyone pissed about Jez having a gay relationship
Come on, he even sucked super Hans off one time. It's completely in character.
>>60872210
I've actually just rewatched pretty much the entire series and he does something quite gay pretty much every episode, as well as explicitly gay on several occasions.
THIS IS BULLSHIT
This guy is _literally_ a moron.
>peep show
are you all 14 year olds that just got bored of inbetweeners
i seriously dont think that you can be over 18 and still enjoy this horrible show
>>60873048
Go watch HIMYM and Friends you dumb Amerifat
Fuck you, Bush
It's time to get out of Iraq, Bush
What were you even doing there in the first place, Bush?
You didn't even get properly elected, Bush
Are you happy now, Bush?
Fuck you, Bush
>>60873106
Americans like Peep Show more than british themselves
I'm british btw you moron
Don't be alarmed, Mark, it's just Tai Chi. Take a seat and I'll just power through.
>>60873121
Alright, Achmed
>>60873048
why is le mature posting in every single fucking thread?
>>60873132
It should take 45 minutes, I'm done in 10. Stick that up your dojo.
I'm always goin on about me twins
