>go to manchester
>these lads threaten to mug you
>what do
>>60862032
is Sean with aids?
I can smell the rotten beer and dried wine on right's jacket from here
oh yeah its alright mate yeah sounds a bit like goldie
Kiss Rob
Banter with Sean
play some oasis for them
I saw Sean at a grocery store in Rochdale yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of Monster Munch in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by beatboxing really loudly.
>>60862032
Be a typical American tourist and shoot them with the gun I smuggled into the country
They're just two regular blokes, they seem cool
>>60862455
Rochdalian here, can confirm this is 100% true
I saw Sean at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>go to a mancunian playground
>these lads ask you for some weed and your fav mantronix tune
>wat do
Would call Aphex to save me.
Aphex appears, starts mutating and shapeshifting and shit, tentacles come out, and a sick ass techno IDM sound comes from him
They are shooed away
I look around and realize someone was holding a recorder close to him
The sounds of his shapeshifting transformation are all registered
Aphex new album coming out soon
>>60862455
>>60862666 SATANIC TRIPS
What bewilders me about this pasta is that the original version is about Flying Lotus, which is one of the coolest nicest guys in electronic music and shit
Older Rob is so hot
>go to eat dinner
>this guy is sitting at the head of the table
>wat do
>>60863645
seriously, what happened there? he used to be so doofy looking
>>60862086
u wot
get me mates noel and liam to fuck them up
>>60862708
Aphex can't even touch Ae bruh
Tell them to stop fuckin around and release LP12
>>60862032
Play Happy Mondays - Step On
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExnKj30jYp4
new ae rmx desu?
>>60862032
>these lads threaten to mug you
just threaten to mug? why would they tell me their going to mug me? its way better to catch someone off guard and steel their shit while their shooken up and not sure what to do.
>>60867296
what About Squarepusher?
>>60867467
what a proper lad
when sean
>>60867512
its bcus deep in their hearts theyre really just 2 bboys with a penchant for outdoor recreational coats trying to find their way in this crazy world and they really dont want 2 rob u
Let them spitroast me in an alleyway desu senpai
>>60867578
Now you're just not even trying
>>60867467
damn that's l u s h
>>60862689
1.) Give 'em a spliff
2.) Needle to the Groove (Dub Version) obviously
>>60862032
My dad was at The Hacienda 89 bruvs
>tfw you'll never go to there during its prime
why won't they produce a hip hop album mu?
>>60872348
Who would be the rapper?
I hook them right in the gob m8
>>60862032
Give them what they want.
the right one looks like his special move is to spray aids on you
>>60871256
>Needle to the Groove (Dub Version)
g00d taste
>>60862032
>threaten to mug
The fuck? Are you Whites really that pussies? In my country, the robber will hit or probably kill you then take your stuffs.
>>60872456
what shithole is that and how come you have internet there?
>>60872467
Nigeria
>>60872478
how do you have internet?
>>60872515
The same way you do
>>60872357
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOFV0dD9ksg#t=40s
>>60872548
damn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb83pEpAF8w
dark
>>60862032
let them fuck my boipucci
what's with all the gay Autechre fans
>>60875135
welcome to /mu/
also furries spill into other boards these days idk
>>60862032
"I like oasis"
>>60862639
I've never seen another Rochdale poster here, what a day
>>60862032
>*Teleports behind them*
>*Unzips katana*
>*Cuts them both in half with a single blow*
>'Psssh, nothing personel kid'
>>60875929
Went to Rochdale once, guy threatened to stab my dad for parking outside his house near spotland
>>60876510
was it sean
>>60876571
Nah, second cousin at least though
>>60862032
>call them a festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank
>walk away
what would turny say to them d'ya reckon? probably something not very nice.
>>60862032
>white thug boogeyman
better than getting mass raped by arabs and africans
>>60878207
m8...
desu if these blokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huny02GCj6I
managed to successfully mug me, then i probably deserved it
>>60878207
wew
>>60872478
Don't say that word. The word is for the nigerians.
>Alright lads, no need to get into a proper fucking mess
>You want my spliff? Quid? All yours, m8s.
>I know some birds down the street, want in?
Then we'd go fuck chicks and rave and they would call me up frequently. wew
>>60862032
"Wait aren't you guys The Aphex Twin?"
idk
>>60878407
are they autistic jesus christ
>>60880702
absolute madman
>>60878160
I have no problem with Autechre. Why would you think I do?
>>60872357
They can just get Topshopmandan to spit a couple bars.
>>60872357
Lord Quas or Flowdan
>>60881865
>
flowdan pls, the skeng remix was so goooddd
which one?
>>60882696
Heard only the first 4 so far, Krakow for me.
>>60882545
Flowdan is a killer MC t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJmjBeJw08U
>>60882696
Holy shit when did the new ones go up???
Sprint to an occupied part of town because they're both smokers and couldn't catch a fucking cold.
Alternatively, show them that I have no cash because I live in Baltimore and carrying cash is retard level, and my phone is a shit burner, meaning I have nothing to mug off of me. Sometimes this can catch you a beating from what I've heard but of the two times I was jumped, they want quick cash or an Ipod or something, not your shitty burner or empty wallet.
>>60882696
holy shit I didn't know they released more
copping now desu
>>60862730
i think it was originally about ryan gosling
NINE HOURS of new Ae this year!!! Jesus Christ how are Rob and Sean so based why aren't they my bleep bloop uncles :(
>>60883265
I'm 3 only minutes into Nagano 5/03/15 and it's already better than the 2014 soundboards, fuck me.
>>60883257
no, it started on /mu/ with flylo
thats why its milky ways
>>60882901
must have been recently, I was on there last week
