>brother walks in
>"Anon what are you listening to?
"Toxic Holocaust, they're a thrash metal band"
>"THRASH metal? god I swear they keep coming up with a million stupid sub-genres these days. you should listen to Metallica. they're actually GOOD metal"
>mfw
>>60785717
I'm 21
>>60785687
I have a similar story but a bit different
>be me
>listening to Bach's Mass in B minor
>feeling patrician as fuck
>suddenly younger pleb brother enters my domain
>"What you listening to, bro"
>I take off my antique reading glasses and answer
>"Something your kind would never understand, philistine"
>My pleb brother snatches my wood panel headphones from my head
>"Let's see about that"
>Pleb brother puts on the headphones and exposes him to god's music
>His eyes flares up
>"Is this even in English"
>I take my calabash pipe out of my mouth and smugly say "No"
>Now sweating profusely and with tears in his eyes, the pleb ask one final question
>"Where are the guitar solos"
>I couldn't hold back my laughter and nearly dropped my cup of Earl Grey
>"What solos?"
>Brothers explodes into plebeian dust and fades from my realm
>mfw
>>60785838
Haha
>>60785838
bach wasn't around during the days of the empire you IDIOT
>>60785959
this is my story
ok kiddo
>>60785838
dead
>>60785687
Yeah, except Metallica IS a thrash band. Tell your brother to do his research next time
>>60785687
Metallica is actually better than Toxic Holocaust tbqh.
>>60785687
why would you even tell him what you're listening to
like literally
why would you even tell anyone what you're listening to ever
literally why
like
>>60786616
I think that was the joke
>>60787277
Because he asked me and I'm not insecure?
>over 14 years old
>still listening to metal "music"
>mfw
>>60787488
you mean you're not not autistic
lol seriously
you tell your tibetan cave-bangcore bands with normies and then act surprised when they say something retarded
holy fuck
like literally holy fuck you're autistic
>>60787520
>over 14 years old
>still listening to hiphop
>mfw
>>60787277
Because we humans are social mammals whose whole communication is based on spoken languaje?
>>60787599
>doesn't listen to meal
>automatically listens to hip hop
>>60787561
this is /mu/, everyone here is autistic
>>60787720
yeah
so you tell him a lie, you dense fucking autist
>>60787889
i reject this meme
i am not autistic
>>60785838
why is marble phil collins making that face
>>60787599
whats that bitch from so i can exhentai her?
>>60785687
He is right tho
>>60787520
You know that not everyone is born the same or goes through the same experience right?
>>60788077
rinko iori senpai
>>60785687
You hate shit taste and you're 17
