DUDE I hate myself but at least I'm witty and charming about it LMAO
>>60756500
I remember in sophomore year of high school, I dressed nice and styled my hair like Morrissey, and girls finally noticed me because of that. But unfortunately, I also nailed down the self-loathing shtick so I still never got that sweet teen puss. sad man.
Pretty much this baka desu senpai
NAILED IT
>>60756579
I'm self loathing and still get puss
You forgot
DUDE I'm so Irish and a tortured poetic soul like Oscar Wilde, except I'm not gay and from Salford LMAO
>>60756734
but being in love with yourself while getting puss is a much better feel
I would really like to tie nowadays-Morrisey to a bed with his ass upwards and slowly work his ass up. First, a fully lubed finger would get inside and I'd try to massage his prostate while I'd calmly say "relax, it's ok" to mute his painful moans. By the time three fingers are inside, I'd lube my dick up and quietly give him the fuck of his life.
>>60756500
morrissey is a whiny bitch who would be nothing without Johnny Marr
>>60756579
guy at my high school did the EXACT same thing
>>60756885
but did he get the puss
god you pathetic bastards... i feel for you, but jesus christ your absolute beta-ness makes me feel so much better about myself. thanks i guess.
>>60756916
*tips fedora*
>>60756855
How many Johnny Mare songs can you hum? How many can he?
>>60756855
>NME award
figures
also Marr is shit tier without Morrisey and his solo stuff shows it
he can play guitar but he cant write songs for shit
