Greetings /mu/!
I present to you a didactic image regarding the AnCo situation that has plagued /mu/ for many years.
I hope you all listen to me and realise how terrible it is to be an Animal Collective fan.
Consider the thing that ryhmes with pooicide
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> I'm so butthurt
> waaahhh wahh insecure
> you just dont understand patrician taste
>you such a pleb
jk
But seriously who cares dude
>>60729979
Why would you want me to do that? Jealous of the good taste?
>>60729991
Does this mean you understand what I'm saying?
>>60730000
The intelligent people on this board that would rather discuss good music in an intelligent fashion without memes, shitposting and waifu idiocy.
>>60730000
This desu
I've listened to a lot of anco albums and the only one I liked was the spirit one, no need to be butthurt friend
>>60730033
I'm not butthurt. I just like the idea of an intelligent /mu/.
mmmm avey and panda's vocals on floridada
>>60730067
I haven't listened to that but it's probably shit like every other Animal Collective release.
>stop liking what i don't like
>>60730119
It's more of stop liking what is objectively bad. I'm only doing this for the benefit of /mu/.
Well said, Telephone Engineer. The mods need to sticky this for all the /mu/ posters to see.
>he replies to everyone in the thread
Came here to collect my (You).
You win this round, TE
>>60730130
Agreed. All of my threads should be stickied actually. Every thread I make is informative.
>>60730134
Fuck off
>>60730136
I win pretty much every round so it's no surprise.
>>60730121
define it brah. What is objective in music?
>>60730049
Close your browser and /mu/'s collective IQ will jump 20 points.
>>60730136
*songle
>>60730147
>What is objective in music?
Everything. Music is like math and science.
>>60730152
>/mu/'s collective IQ will jump 20 points.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJe1iUuAW4M
>>60729941
listen cockface...you are the most vile cumstain I've ever encountered on this forum. You monopoloise every thread you come across with some half arsed one liner that would'nt qualify for the Joe Longthorne show and then present yourself like you are the King of comedy on American prime time. You epitimise most of what I detest about the internet...opinions formed at the drop of a hat....petty jokes at the expense of others with no thought for their feelings and most of all the self absorbing egotistical self correction of spelling that really points out to every other poster that the highlight of your day is a wank to "big tit weekly". You dont have the friends here you perceive yourself to have and have the intellect of a gnat and the culmanation of this sceario will be your demise in a slow and agonising manner.
Be warned.
>>60729941
*holds up spork*
>>60730164
ok, allow me to rephrase, what makes objectively good music.
>>60730022
You would have a great taste if you actually knew Classical music isn't music to be listened to. It's music that is supposed to make you a better musician.
>>60730164
Why do you keep reviving this shitty sockpuppet trip all the time? Do you want me to start posting greenman?
i love you TE
>>60730166
>>60730172
Is this really necessary?
>>60730181
Objectively good music is either intelligent, artistic, experimental or complex.
>>60730185
>Classical music isn't music to be listened to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJe1iUuAW4M
>>60730190
>Why do you keep reviving this shitty sockpuppet trip all the time?
Sockpuppet? And this is the first time I've been "revived".
>Do you want me to start posting greenman?
Is that really necessary?
>>60730200
I love you too.
>>60730208
>Objectively good music is either intelligent, artistic, experimental or complex.
ok, there's a list of subjective terms.
Also, I forgot to verify that I am in fact the true intellectual so here's my old trip.
>stop liking what I don't like :^(((
>>60730217
How are the terms subjective?
>>60730224
See >>60730121
>>60730208
cba to click your link. Why do you think that if you follow education in music they instantly make you learn how to play classical. It's because most classical composers made the music to be played by others and to be experimented with by others.
>>60730221
your "old trip" is about four months old
>>60730229
>stop liking what I don't like :^(((
>>60730232
Where's your proof?
>>60730244
Sorry I probably should've said former.
>>60730255
Fuck off
>>60730257
Is this really necessary?
>>60730258
My proof is literally every music education that has a semi-idea of what they are doing.
>>60730273
>is liking what I don't like really necessary? :^(((
>>60730275
So? If I make music and people use it to teach, does it mean that I made it so that people could be educated? Of course, my music definitely would be educational but that's beside the point.
>>60730282
Is this really necessary?
Here's an even better way to make /mu/ a better place: don't bump shit threads
>>60730255
Damn...
>>60730287
>is liking what I don't like really necessary? :^(((
>>60730287
No it's the whole point, its not just a little convenience.
>>60730229
they just are. Do you know what subjective and objective mean?
>>60730291
Agreed. That is why Animal Collective worship threads shouldn't be bumped.
>>60730304
Is this really necessary?
>>60730310
Then name at least 10 composers that made their music solely for education.
>>60730316
>they just are
Nice argument.
>Do you know what subjective and objective mean?
Yes
>>60730344
There's no argument.
Ok, how would define, objectively, if something is artistic?
>>60730357
>>60730367
great see how this regresses?
Now define "creative skill"
>>60730386
The skill to be creative obviously.
>>60730398
and how would define if something is creative?
>>60729941
you are the same guy to write every shitpost against anco fans. nobody cares
>>60730404
It is creative if it is original.
>>60730414
>nobody cares
Except for intelligent people.
>>60730344
>is liking what I don't like really necessary? :^(((
PLEASE REPLY TO ME TELEPHONE ENGINEER YOU ARE MY IDOL
>>60730424
>>60730427
Is this really necessary?
>>60730433
You have good taste.
>>60730421
and how would you define original?
>>60730000
>>60730022
>>60730033
>>60730166
>>60730200
>>60730244
>>60730255
>>60730300
>>60730344
>>60730433
People all over the world
Join hands
Start a dubs train
DUBS TRAIN
>>60730421
>except for intelligent people
bye nigger
>>60730437
Something that is unique and new.
>>60730454
Is this really necessary?
>>60730455
Intelligent people do care.
>>60730000
dude, quads
>>60730473
Is this really necessary?
>>60730470
but how unique and how new?
Would it need to reject all current music theory?
>>60730483
Unique enough to stand out. Why are you doing this? You realise you're going nowhere with this right?
>>60730479
r u really necessary
spoiler: no
>>60730479
on a scale of one to triggered, how would you rate your experience
pic is you
>>60729941
>wants to make /mu/ better place
>/mu/ is for music
>allow kpop fags, waifu fags but i'm gonna bitch on anco fans cuz i think i can hurt them.by this image
Anco is pretty overrated and yes their fanbase is awful but that doesn't mean they're not /mu/
Fuck off tripfag nobody likes you, if you don't like /mu/ you need to move on with your life. I had one so i did.
>is this really necessary
>>60730497
yes i know i'm going nowhere, that's the point.
UNique enough to stand out in comparison to what exactly? All music that currently exists? Surely this would be an impossible task for someone to even recognise.
>>60730000
dude, quads
>>60730519
You do realize that Mark And has freely admitted that he uses Telephone Engineer as a shitposting account right? You're arguing with a /b/tard who is posting for no other reason than to roll in shit.
>>60730499
I am though.
>>60730503
What makes you think I'm doing that?
>>60730512
I'm not just going to be fighting against AnCo fans. I'm fighting against all things I believe to be wrong with /mu/.
Shitposters, memers, waifu idiots and people with bad taste are my enemies on this board.
>>60730516
Yeah it is.
>>60730519
>in comparison to what exactly? All music that currently exists?
Well probably.
I'm done for the day but I will be back tomorrow with another didactic image.
In the meantime, reflect on the image in the OP and think about what I've said, everyone.
>>60730530
this may well be, but it's my day off and i can't masturbate all day.
>>60730536
objectively wrong
>>60730536
dude, no quads
>>60730536
>reflect on the image in the OP and think about what I've said, everyone.
Okay, I will
>>60729941
fuck youre obnoxious
>>60729941
Trump supporter here, please don't associate us with animal collective fans.
>>60729941
Ok so 'objectively'; what's bad about animal collective
>>60730470
Animal collective has some original and unique music
>>60730118
This is a summary of this thread and your opinions.
>>60730681
lol
>>60730676
The Animal Collective is only Type 1 in the Pyramid of Taste ranking.
>>60729941
I get this is bait but stil
>missing the point
And
>missing the point when I say "missing the point"
are animal collective haters the worst people on earth, or just the most obnoxious?
I'm not sure desu.
>>60729941
there is nothing wrong with loving penises
rather, to love a penis is to love life itself
if you do not love life you might as well be dead already
therefore it is imperative to love penises in order to maintain a dignified, harmonious, and natural existence amongst the living
>>60732051
I hate both radiohead and AnCo but I never said it before
and by hate I mean I just don't like them
This should end up in one of those /mu/ simulator videos because of how retarded OP is
>>60732051
>desu
>desu
>memeing
Not sure if you're just new and use "desu" normally (in which case that's fine) but if you're a regular /mu/ user and you're saying that only because it's popular to say on here then you are doing the kinds of things that people who hate AnCo fans hate about AnCo fans.
That said, people that look down on AnCo don't know what the fuck they're even talking about and only hate AnCo because of the normalfags who started to like their newer stuff.
FloridaDa is shit also.
>>60730499
Kek
if you could just quit trashing my music and my fanbase i'd appreciate that a lot thanks man
>>60732937
>not pandada
u fucked up friendo
>>60730164
>music is like math and science
Must be sad. If I took that outlook I'd kill myself, honestly.
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>>60730470
>>>>/r/iamverysmart
Do you realize how retarded you sound with all your talk about how intelligent you are and having nothing to back up your claims. YOU are the cancer of /mu/ you fucking attention whore tripfag.
>>60733183
lol ur takin the b8 frendo
U r best trip <heartemoji>
>>60733273
Yeah youre probably right damn. You always keep me level headed anon, thanks.
>voting Bernie
>KenKek Lamar fans
>>60729941
I don't like AnCo or AnCo fans but you're more cancerous than them
I'm so fucking excited for the new album, I loved the single.
>only like stgstv
>other people that like it on this board rant about muh feels
>i dont under shit what they're saying but i like the aesthetics of the entire album
"muh feels"
I havent been coming here for very long but I notice this Telephone Engineer makes mostly inflammatory comments; I dont want to jump the gun and say hes baiting but why do yall pay attention to this? For Gods sake he replies to every post, its clearly an attention whore
>>60729941
is the arbiter finally making a return?
>>60734629
Always remember that Telephone Engineer is the memeing, shitposting alter-ego of Mark And that exists solely to fuck with people.
>>60734892
>>60736431
(btw since you haven't been coming here for long Mark And is another name the same guy uses to post seriously, Telephone Engineer is used solely for baiting.)
This has been your /mu/ PSA of the day.
>>60729941
Delete this.
>>60729941
Hahahaha
Uhgreed desu
>>60730424
under rated post
>>60734925
yeah
not for too long though
If dubs telephone engineer dies in his sleep tonight
>>60739588
that's not nice
>>60739588
Goodnight sweet prince
>>60739588
rude
>>60729941
Great! Another trip to filter!
Some AnCo fan feeling the feels made a music video movie of the entirety of Spirit
https://youtu.be/xY3ymkjmJsc
>>60730000
quads have spoken
Telephone Engineer is a self admitted troll, idk why anybody is bothering with him
>>60729941
i think you're confusing "muh feels" shitposters with people who like the album "feels"
>>60730000
QQQQQQUUUUUAAAAADDDDDSSS
>>60730255
now thats what i call dubs
>>60729941
Why'd I even bother reading this
Why'd I even bother coming to /mu/
Why'd I even bother getting out of bed
