ITT: Post false but believable facts about musicians
Jeff Mangum started the dril twitter account to get rid of all the homicidal tendencies from his mind
( ._.)
>>60631701
What are youy fucjkign tryig to say? my hands are fucking shaking right now to figure out what the fuck
>>60631730
('-')
>>60631612
>>60633415
What are youy fucjkign tryig to say? my hands are fucking shaking right now to figure out what the fuck
Steve Albini fucked my girlfriend once, maybe twice.
>>60631612
Karen Carpenter had a secret side career as a BBW fetish model
>>60631612
What dril account?
>>60634146
https://twitter.com/dril?lang=en
Henry Rollins kept some punk poser kid in his basement sex dungeon for 10 years.
He let him go when he decided the kid suffered enough to be punk
Sufjan Stevens is gay. If you add up all the 'love-quotes' from his lyrics: most of them are ambiguous; some of them are straight; more of them are homosexual.
Kendrick Lamar is actually deeply racist & ashamed of his beliefs. He made TPAB to find balance in his beliefs within himself.
Kurt Cobain committed suicide
>mangum
>man gum
this has to be a joke
>>60636098
B7+1
Panda Bear and Avey Tare fuck each other and hid a secret gay sex tape on the new album if you put in a DVD player.
It's in 4K too.
Daniel johnston invented xanax
Wiz khalifa is straight edge
Obama is eminem's dad
Varg is a country singer in the philippines
g-eazy has a very successful acting career
dean and gene ween aren't gay but they can only get off when they are having a threeway with a girl
les claypool directs porn on the side
david byrne makes stop motion movies and constantly burn them onto dvds and mails them to eno
isaac brock used to work at a mcdonalds and after he got rich off modest mouse he bought said mcdonalds and had it destroyed
j mascis has severe erectile dysfunction and literally cant get it up no matter what
>>60633415
mon e
Morrissey defended Michael Richards' "nigger" scandal. "Just because he called them a nigger doesn't mean he's a bad guy" Morrissey said.
Björk is secretly an anime girl with a big futa cock
>>60634235
No one likes you
Panda Bear shot a kid in the US and fled to Portugal to escape from investigations
>>60637111
Trips confirn truth
>>60637111
i want to believe
>>60637261
kek
Anthony Kiedis is into voyeurism, but only when a black man is fucking his girlfriend-of-the-month.
Kristian "Varg" Vikernes is half-Jewish and he doesn't know it
>>60634226
Nice bait m8
John Balance actually died after he feel off a balcony
>>60637111
>>60636022
>false
Jeff Mangum bullies Julian Koster. He makes fun of him and often gets violent with him despite Julian's persistent attempts at getting him to stop
>>60638664
damn, jeff's a big guy
>>60638137
He did, actually.
>>60633415
ahwehewh
>>60636625
i wouldn't be surprised if every single one of these is true
Jandek is the Original Night Stalker.
>>60636098
what?
Jonathan Mathis is responsible for 100% of posts about him or his music. His music is so bad in fact, that he is his only fan.
>>60631612
Jeff did strike me as a dude with homosexual tendencies
>>60636151
I can confirm this, really abstract scenes filmed by Danny Perez, there's also a scene with Deakin dressed as a TransVamp
Taylor Swift has no sex organs
>>60638981
Especially the one about Les Claypool.
>>60639390
In early 1998, Tupac Shakur and his secret lover Kurt Cobain, still in hiding from the public to escape from the illuminati, kidnapped a child to raise him together. They wanted to teach him the art of hip hop, mixed with the art of grunge and edginess. They took him to Jamaica, and at the early age of 12, they subjected him to various experiments, paying other kids to beat him up, while subjecting him to horrible psychological tortures. Starting on boy's 14th birthday, they began to include doses if pure LSD-25 in his daily diet. They would sometimes switch up the LSD-25 with research chemicals to keep his tolerance down. They had Trent Reznor and Brian Wilson work together to teach the young man how to make his own music, and he insisted on being responsible for every detail, down to the mixing and mastering. They would often tell him stories of the illuminati and their satanic rituals, resulting in massive, nonstop paranoia, especially when coupled with the excessive LSD-25 use. At the age of 18, they allowed the boy, whose name i forgot to mention, was Jonathan Mathis, to stop taking LSD, and finally release his music to the world. They told him to keep it free, and they would free him out of his hiding, if he promised never to tell the world what he had learned, but rather gift the world with his own imprint of music. He released a project titled, "Angry Kid" on May 28th, 2015, and proceeded to spam the shit out of 4chan's /mu/ board. Being that most of /mu/ is utterly retarted, only about 10% actually listened and understood the album. Those 10% fell in love, and vowed to meme his album in any applicable thread to spread awareness of the acid genius. His movement gains momentum every day, and he checks /mu/ from time to time to see his progress, waiting to unveil the next part of his plan to take over the world. What will he do next? Only time will tell anon... only time will tell.
>>60639637
this is pretty believable desu. smells like a copypasta did you write this?
>>60634048
Common misconception. Her fetish videos were mostly agalmatophilia stuff and spanking.
>>60634226
Lucky kid. Too bad Rollins isn't into PNP.
Ron Mael was an aspiring artist and started the Holocaust.
Gerard Way is addicted to shitposting on /co/.
Brian Eno is actually a computer program stored on a floppy disk in Robert Fripp's old Apple II. Fripp has no idea when the disk came from.
>>60637261
I am that kid. But don't worry Noah I will you and I will goofball you
>>60631730
(-.-')
>>60636098
>man gum
>semen stains
this has to be a joke
Mac Demarco is actually legally retarded.
>>60640842
kek
>>60636079
My goodness that skin looks terrible there.
Phil Collins wrote In The Air Tonight after witnessing someone he hates drowning and not lifting a finger to help the poor bastard.
>>60640721
Pen n' paper?
>>60631612
He's a poo poo head
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Michael Gira killed a man.
