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itt: worst pitchfork reviews
>implying pitchfork is good
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>>60614599
that album deserves -10/10000000
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>>60614599
it deserves lower desu
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fuck daft punk and kanye yo
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>>60615899
this, two of the worst artists to ever walk the earth
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>>60614599
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>>60615950
not at all. they're obviously two highly influential and successful artists. while that doesn't make them good, it does show that many people value their music. you faggots will say anyone is the worst artist of all time, even though you pull it out of your ass. you pull shit out of your ass, that's fucking gay. you fucking gay faggot.
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Is being a contratian faggot the hypest meme on mu right now
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>>60614599
that album was pretty good, maybe deserved a 7.5 or an 8. and by pitchfork's rules, which are basically just "give influential albums a 10, even though they aren't 10/10 quality ex. MBDTF", discovery should have been a 10.fuck p4k
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>>60616028
>you fucking gay faggot.
go to bed kid they are trash
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>>60616041
>implying kiss isn't one of the greatest rock bands of the 20th century
contrarians, everyone
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>>60616077
i would love to see your analysis on why daft punk are some of the worst artists of all time.
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>>60616087
mostly because of their image not their music
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>>60616087
post pics of ur denim collection
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>>60616028
Fuck off back to reddit or YouTube or whatever shithole you spawned from
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One more time, we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing, one more time, we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing, one more time, we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing, one more time, we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing, one more time, we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing, one more time, we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing, one more time, you know I'm just feelin' celebration, tonight, celebrate, don't wait, too late, we don't stop, you can't stop, we're gonna celebrate, one more time, one more time, one more time, a celebration, you know we're gonna do it right, tonight, just feeling, music's got me feeling the need, we're gonna celebrate, one more time, celebrate and dance so free, music's got me feeling so free, celebrate and dance so free, one more time, music's got me feeling so free, we're gonna celebrate, celebrate and dance so free, one more time.
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>>60616072
Later on they ranked it as one of the top 10 albums of the decade
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all of them
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>>60616163
I love that song, feels so good
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>>60615899
>>60615950
Well, Daft Punk are shit you at least got that right I guess
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>>60616116
here you go, loser. 400 pairs of true religion jeans straight from the fucking fedex blimp. mad? i would be. i just shit on you and your contrarian opinion. i wore a pair of true realigions to a kiss concert and guess what.. some hot babe saw them and started feeling me up right there in the middle of the v.i.p. section. i was rock fucking hard. yeah, she sucked me good in the sex lounge, and i still had enough time to get an autograph from all the band members. they asked for my autograph too, because they saw me nailing that thick ass shorty. that's what happens when you aren't contrarian, and you inherit millions from your dad who works in the oil industry. fuck your life, kid.
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>>60614599
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>>60616244
best new pasta right here guys, get it while it's hot
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>pitchfork
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>>60616522
Top ree
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>>60616252

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Matt LeMay is the only human alive on this planet who thought Source Tags and Codes was a 10/10 album.
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Every time they try to review Autechre
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http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21242-nv/

The review contains only praises for the music but he basically removed 3/4 points because he doesn't agree with the vocal samples they used, which I guess don't fit P4K's agenda.
He also focuses on that point for most of the review.
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retards
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>>60616654
I'm not really fully capable of giving albums objective ratings but if any album is a 10/10 it's STaC, i.m.o.t.b.h
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not really the score, but the review itself is pure cringe
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>>60617070
and what review are you talking about
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>>60614599
I don't understand how it got that score and ended up on #3 of their top album picks for the 2000s.
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>>60614599
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/
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>>60617128
fuck forgot the image

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/190-here-comes-the-indian/?utm_campaign=search&utm_medium=site&utm_source=search-ac
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>>60616899
which album?
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here you go, loser. 400 pairs of true religion jeans straight from the fucking fedex blimp. mad? i would be. i just shit on you and your contrarian opinion. i wore a pair of true realigions to a kiss concert and guess what.. some hot babe saw them and started feeling me up right there in the middle of the v.i.p. section. i was rock fucking hard. yeah, she sucked me good in the sex lounge, and i still had enough time to get an autograph from all the band members. they asked for my autograph too, because they saw me nailing that thick ass shorty. that's what happens when you aren't contrarian, and you inherit millions from your dad who works in the oil industry. fuck your life, kid.
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>>60617197
The final cut by Pink Floyd
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>>60614599
What's wrong with that score?
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Every review they've done of the Weakerthans. Seriously wtf
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>>60614599
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/4441-the-power-to-believe/

Pitchfork panned the 6th best King Crimson album.
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>>60617379
Too bad that’s the one they got right.
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