Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan "retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone the holy quadrology of Kendrick Lamar/Sufjan Stevens/Jamie xx/Tame "the Instagram of rock bands" Impala's 9.3 for AOTY?
More importantly, will someone dethrone the dynamic duo of Titus Andronicus and Beach House for best 8.1 of the year?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2015 BNM Tally: 44
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, etc.)
----this is dead now. a hero's ransom to whoever has it and reups----
https://mega.co.nz/#!XMRE1DxS!TLIOznAZL9p54Cdd6BsaiQb-V7RMHMBfGzjmuO0jjJQ
----this is dead now. a hero's ransom to whoever has it and reups----
>Tonight's Top Stories
- Can p4k give AOTY to four albums?
- It's that time of year: prepare your AOTY lists
-This thread hypes and supports Sunn 0))), Li'l Bub, David Bowie, and the Holy See himself, that's right, Pope Francis.
That's old kentucky shark and he's been there
we /early/, eh?
discussion notes:
-what's the probability of hitting 50 bnms?
-has there ever been a year where 50 bnms have been reached?
-bnm hype for pusha t?
-why is fargo the best damn show in tv rn?
-is pc music still hype enough for sophie to receive bnm?
I've got a friend coming over in about 5 minutes. I think we're going to go smash lightbulbs out by the dumpster.
>tfw compromising your future to the city council of Bethesda, Maryland
I have to say I'm a great fan of triangles
>>60574339
>-what's the probability of hitting 50 bnms?
not very high
>-why is fargo the best damn show in tv rn?
true
>-is pc music still hype enough for sophie to receive bnm?
idk, i think pc is on the outs but product is pretty strong and sophie is one of the few legit producers in the "genre." maybe it'll get a respectable 8.0 or something.
what do you guys think will be pitchforks #1 track of the 70s?
Heroes? Wuthering Heights? Surf's Up? Kraftwerk? London Calling? Stairway to Heaven? Go Your Own Way? Stayin Alive?
>>60574441
Knifin' Around
i would like my chocolate ice cream now
>>60574339
There won't be any more BNM's this year unless David Bowie decides suddenly to drop early
Didn't we reach over 50 in 2013 during the reign of Larry "BNM Godfather" Fitzmaurice?
If Pusha T can be consistent for a whole album it'd be AOTY contender desu.
Fargo is a top 5 all time show desu
Sophie will get 8.0 cap this
>>60574441
What's Going On
>>60574441
probably joy division lol
keep plugging away and keep on trucking
What do you think Pitchfork will say about the new Parquet Courts? Personally I haven't heard it yet, I'm very excited for it, but I've heard very mixed things about it in discussion
lads what new albums for 2016 are you hoping will be announced soon?
>>60574513
Living the High Life
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>60574513
Radiohead
The Avalanches
Animal Collective
Justice
Kanye West
Crystal Castles
Drake
;_;
>>60574542
I like the shape of your head
Looks like your bark is worse than your bite, Fidor!
>>60574549
>Radiohead
March
>The Avalanches
October
>Animal Collective
April
>Justice
June
>Kanye West
May
>Crystal Castles
April
>Drake
February
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
>>60574513
I don't care that his hype is all about gone, I really want another Burial EP. It's not right to go out on something as underwhelming as Rival Dealer (which P4k gave a 9? lol)/Temple Sleeper
Joining me tonight is Academy Award winner Charlton Heston
>>60574339
>-5%
>a couple, check Wikipedia
>eh, maybe. Not getting too hyped, though
>truuuuuuu
>damn, forgot about that possibility...maybe.
>>60574359
Please tell me how this goes.
i a m serene and centered
lets all synchronize our hearts
>>60574569
Thanks anon.
Never say "No, I don't think so!"
Try saying "Yes, I think so!"
There are no knobs there.
What's that we're out of punch? I'll be right back.
I'm back. Turns out I have an unlimited supply of punch.
remember to support RYM's indiegogo
Vengeance is the refuge of the weak.
>>60574284
>>60574359
>>60574397
>>60574411
>>60574473
>>60574585
>>60574666
>>60574690
>>60574714
>>60574739
>>60574764
How not sober are you right now?
I can stop an unflossed mouth from 2 miles away.
>>60574782
Someone is shitposting hard tonight
>>60574782
Thou shalt not hestitate
>>60574782
>>60574827
This is now a "post the most random lyrics ever" or "make up shit" thread. GO!
You must destroy the Hoover Dam. It is your destiny.
That's not my hand, it's my butt.
>>60574863
>le funny reddit drunk
>all these people who don't recognize Space Ghost
Actually, that may not be the greatest accomplishment in my life.
Bang a left past the fourth dimensional biometric transfer portal
Come on baby, show me your favorite
I'm as addicted as your lips to your cigarette
I'm a lover of a second degree,
My Mona Lisa wasn't looking at me
To adore you
Alright!
All in favor, take the stand and defend me
I'm so cold and lonely,
I could be dead
But I'm doing alright!
I know what you want,
but it's not gonna be what you like!
I know what you want,
but it's not gonna be what you like!
Cleaning my hands out my bloody fingers,
My brain is scattered like the thoughts in my pattern
I'm a lover of a second degree,
My Mona Lisa wasn't looking at me
C'mon!
I know what you want,
but it's not gonna be what you like!
I know what you want,
but it's not gonna be what you like!
THROW SOME SALT OVER YOUR SHOULDER BABY!
I've got a new love
Fall out from the band
I've got a new low,
It's alright from the back
Uh uh uh uh
Well I was thinking of it
Why don't I start mention it?
I know what you want,
but it's not gonna be what you like!
I know what you want,
but it's not gonna be what you like!
I know what you want,
but it's not gonna be what you like!
I know what you want,
BUT ITS NOT GONNA BE WHAT YOU LIKE!
>>60574927
It's time for Space Ghost to blow YOUR ducts. En garde!
occasional end-of-year reminder that TPAB is going to be AOTY, and Kendrick will be the first artist to achieve two AOTY awards.
space ghost is good, too.
>>60574339
>is pc music still hype enough for sophie to receive bnm?
half the tracks are nearly 2 years old, so it's difficult to see it getting BNM
>bnm hype for pusha t?
when do they stop doing reviews? Untouchable didn't even get a track review though so it seems unlikely the album will get BNM
>>60575405
>half the tracks are nearly 2 years old, so it's difficult to see it getting BNM
eh, i don't necessarily see this as a bnm deterrent. iirc, 5 out of 7 of person pitch's tracks were released as singles 1-2 years before it's full release and it still got a 9.4/AOTY
Daily reminder that Kendrick was robbed
AOTY is coming this friday, baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuKJkghC2u0
>>60575808
isn't that the archer guy?
>>60575831
Yep
>>60575808
isn't that the home movies guy?
>>60575876
Yep
>>60575808
isn't that the bob's burgers guy?
>>60575922
Yep
>>60575808
isn't that the jon benjamin has a van guy?
>>60575997
Yep
>>60576144
Yep
Best meme album of 2015?
>>60576861
death grips
>>60576861
https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/install_a_friend/absolute_madness__a_meme_symphony/
>>60576885
Death grips it is
>>60576861
the new kanye
wayne coyne suck my cock
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
The Flaming Lips 9.1 BNR
DJ Paypal 7.9
André Bratten 7.4
The Body / Krieg 7.5
Horrendous 8.2
They actually reviewed DJ Paypal wtf
>DJ Paypal got higher than DJ Spinn
da fuq
BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
>>60577215
>>60577760
of course they did, meme footwork is going to be the sound of 2016 anons
danny brown's next album will lead it's fusion with rap
>>60577931
could be good i guess. rather see more footwork and jungle crossover desu
Horrendous is pretty gud.
