ITT: Poseur-core
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ITT: Poseur-core
>>60564721
How exactly?
>>60564869
Poseurs listen to it and rave about it, poseur
>>60564721
No.
Op, this one of my favorite albums, and I guarantee I listen to more jazz in a week than you've listened to in your entire life.
>>60564959
No actually I listen to MUCH better and patrician jazz than you
I'm a highly acclaimed composer and people love my work so delete this post before I shatter your "argument" in two
>>60564959
Cringed hard here bb
>>60564919
Doesn't answer my question though. What makes this album "poseur-core"?
>>60564721
Death Grips discography
>>60565060
it's barely jazz
it's like a dumb parody on the genre. Just a weak imitation. You'll understand when you leave your teens.
>>60564959
embarassing
>>60565102
:DDD
>>60565053
>>60565103
samefag.
>>60565045
>before I shatter your "argument" in two
go on then
>>60564959
He's being quite pretentious. But neglecting Moanin' just because it's "poseur" "too much popular lmao" or any shit like these it's just retarded. This album it's one of the finest hard bop works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTzRHq_cH5E
>>60565102
and what is your definition of jazz? What about it makes this an imitation?
>>60565176
I liked A Night in Tunsia more desu. What did you think about it?
If you could make a dream sextet, who would it consist of? And what sort of album would you want?
>>60565193
All of Blakey's stuff is good. I don't care if you like it more.
>>60565193
Drums Around the Corner is best Blakey to be honest family
>>60565186
>>60565169
Actually I'm kinda busy now
Comeback later
>>60565109
lol. wtf how is shorty rogers for posers? he made nice accessible mainstream jazz with some terrific sidemen.
>>60565193
Both are just great. I like Moanin' a bit more cuz it was one of my first jazz albums. Such remarkable tracks. Opening one is one of my favorite opening tracks. You just can't go wrong desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv9NSR-2DwM
>>60565129
keep telling yourself that
one of the worst thread so far in the history of moo
>>60565353
>took him 10 minutes to shoop
wew
>>60565370
jazz sucks PERIOD
It's classical for idiots
>>60565401
Yeah, okay buddy
How exactly is it classical for idiots?
>>60565441
im kinda busy right now sorry
>>60565280
'for jazz buffs' ??? come off it
>>60565468
kek
This fucking thread
lol at all the "jazz experts" in this thread not posting in the blindfold thread
I don't like 'you wouldn't download a bear' threads
>>60564721
As much as I like pretty much all of them these are usually adored by poseurs
>Trout Mask Replica
>Song's About Fucking
>Have One on Me
>Faust IV
>Illmatic
>Tago Mago
>The Money Store
>Stawberry Jam
>>60565563
all me btw
>>60565563
Here's proof I'm not a samefag just in case you guys think i'm buffing
>>60565599
then you're reading yourself in an empty room and you're also me
>>60565594
might as well replace those albums with the bands that made them tbph&f
>>60565625
all the replies are actually from OP
>>60565441
not the same guy but classical usually has more complex theory and rules behind it
still jazz is good shit, and anon is definitely a kissless virgin
>>60565689
so the more complex music gets it, it better sounds? wtf anon
>>60565689
Also Jazz's harmonic language of jazz is 90% European, 10% African
checkmate jazztards
>>60565689
I was thinking this today. Jazz is often an improvised form of classical music.
>>60565767
Why though?
Because it often uses chamber instruments?
>god tier
dixieland
gypsy jazz
modal jazz
big band
cool jazz
spiritual jazz
>good tier
bebop
hard bop
post-bop
swing
third stream
>sometimes OK tier
bossa nova
jazz pop
latin jazz
>hipster faggot tier
free jazz
free improvisation
jazzcore
dark jazz
anything john zorn's been involved with, really
>SHIT TIER
smooth jazz
jazz fusion
jazz rock
acid jazz
nu jazz
ECM style jazz
jazz rap
swing revival
>who cares tier
the rest
>>60565814
here's your reply, you probably spent a lot of time on that anon
>>60565814
big band suggestions?
>>60565729
hey motherfucker I'm on your side you cunty eyed bitch
Never implied complex = better you fuckwit son a of niggerlicking whore
>>60565814
i like bossa nova the best btw
Marty Robbins and Johnny Cash
>>60565482
>'for jazz buffs' ??? come off it
what are you talking about?
what the penis is going on in this thread
>>60566011
would explain but I've been so busy lately
come later thanks
>>60566041
burgers... fries....
>>60565918
Basie and Ellington. They're all you'll ever need.
>>60565563
>>60565625
hey every1 its OP here
it was all a hoax
im sorry
>>60565806
some of the musical approaches in jazz are going to be a bit far out in other styles of music but are found in classical music.
jazz also often starts with a melodic idea and takes it on a journey similar to a classical piece
Calling people posers is a very un-jazz thing to do
Ya'll ain't cool in my eyes
>>60565814
except jazz fusion is go(o)d
>>60566194
>>60566194
sextant by herbie hancock is a great album, so is 3-4 miles davis albums give or take, but that's it really. not enough to excuse all the other pure shite in jazz fusion
GET BACK TO WORK
hmmmm
>>60566317
No. There's not as much great fusion as there is great jazz, but there's a lot of great fusion. Stanley Clarke, George Duke, Weather Report, are as good as any prog band out there.
And Moanin's actually pretty good.
flaunt my ignorance here, what is British jazz?
>>60567249
jazz served with tea
>>60567249
british, like, jazz
>>60567249
cultural appropriation by evil imperialists
>>60567249
Fake jazz. Brits are too white to actually know how to play jazz.
>>60567406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmV1USn_xFc
>>60567249
shit
blimp
>>60567499
so awkward and angular and european
>>60570503
>buzzwords
lol this is why the older generation is superior, while they fucked up in many regards, in terms of music their era could not even fathom the theoretical stupidity within this thread
>>60570982
shut the fuck up ben
>>60566114
HOLY KEK
