Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan "retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone the holy quadrology of Kendrick Lamar/Sufjan Stevens/Jamie xx/Tame "the Instagram of rock bands" Impala's 9.3 for AOTY?
More importantly, will someone dethrone the dynamic duo of Titus Andronicus and Beach House for best 8.1 of the year?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2015 BNM Tally: 44
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, etc.)
----this is dead now. a hero's ransom to whoever has it and reups----
https://mega.co.nz/#!XMRE1DxS!TLIOznAZL9p54Cdd6BsaiQb-V7RMHMBfGzjmuO0jjJQ
----this is dead now. a hero's ransom to whoever has it and reups----
>Tonight's Top Stories
-It's that time of year: prepare your AOTY lists
-This thread hypes and supports Sunn 0))), Li'l Bub, David Bowie, and the Holy See himself, that's right, Pope Francis.
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed.
>>60553017
Daily reminder that GY!BE was robbed
Year end lists when?
Adele pan when?
el oh el
>>60553032
Daily reminder that Kendrick was robbed
adele 5.6
Dead Sara - Pleasure to Meet You 8.3 Best New Meme
>>60553055
They'll give it the full 6
[ ] PITCHFORK
[ ] PATRICIANS
pick 2 baby! pitchfork owns!
>David Bowie BNT
Is it happening????
>>60553110
and given the rare ryan dombal review to boot. it's happening.
>>60553103
I like your spirit! :)
>>60553048
have to be 9.7 at less
adele 7.3
Why doesn't Pitchfork like Blur anymore?
Noctourniquet - 7.4
>>60553184
Because they're inferior to Gorillaz
Why is this so good?
>>60553719
King Gizzard are fucking terrible go back to aussieland you cunt
>>60553792
rekt
>>60553792
topkek
ded thread desu
How will p4k do their top ten?
1) Kendrick
2) Sufjan
3) OPN
4) Jamie xx
5) Deafheaven
6) Vince Staples
7) Miguel
8) Panda Bear
9) Sleater-Kinney
10) Bjork
p4k is my bb
fuck that slut whore lindsay zoladz
kyke bitch ian faggot cohen
>>60554401
Panda is not getting in the top 10 imo - I'd guess somewhere around 13-15. Also, FJM had a lot of hype at the beginning of the year, but that's worn off.
I think Jamie XX or Kendrick might get Track of the Year (unless they do something unexpected and do Hotline Bling)
>>60554401
>3) OPN
ha no
>>60554581
>something unexpected and do Hotline Bling
>pitchfork
it's basically guaranteed
>>60554581
loud places is almost certainly going to be their track of the year
>>60554401
Tame Impala?
>>60554640
that's what i think
also deafheaven will be super high for albums, brandon stosuy has been sucking their cocks all over twitter
>>60554401
swap OPN for tame impala
>>60554710
>>60554647
Fuck
But I still refuse to believe they'll have all the 9.3s in the top spots
Slide them into the four spot
>>60554672
>brandon stosuy has been sucking their cocks all over twitter
isn't he good friends with them, hence the highly inflated scores and rise to super-indie-stardom?
that's basically what chris ott said, but i'm inclined to agree with him
digits are adele's score
>>60554866
rollin
7.3 hmm same as Lorde's last album
7 . 3
.
3
i love these post-ironic p4kdrone threads
Daily reminder that Kendrick was robbed
>>60554936
Hey Chet, i videotaped me assfucking your father in the shower last night.
>>60553168
W E W
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Adele 7.3
Natalie Prass 7.2
Kneebody and Daedelus 8.0
Joey Anderson 7.4
Gnaw Their Tongues / Dragged Into Sunlight 5.5
>>60554946
do we get 2 reminders per day now?
7.3? are they joking? it's garbage. and not just normal top 40 garbage but the kind of top 40 garbage that i hoped p4k would be able to spot in that it's just a shit imitation of great singer songwriters of yore.
>>60554976
Welcome to Conde Nast fork
Reminder that p4k panned Jason Molinas albums but had a big article about how he was a underrated songwriter when he died
>>60554640
>>60554672
loud places is one of the worst tracks on in colour
IKTGBGT or Gosh surely would get higher than loud places
>>60554762
ah, wouldn't be surprised
>>60554640
i would guess I Know There's Gonna Be (Good Times), or is that too obvious? the thug feature kind of just nicely wraps together what i think pitchfork valued in 2015
>>60554976
Even Ryan Adam's putrid 1989 was better than 25
From Natalie Prass's review:
>Let me be the first to formally apologize for accidentally contributing to the execrable proliferation of analyses that Natalie Prass sounds like "a Disney princess."
>This writer was in attendance for a show where she took a moment to defend herself from the claim, which was followed by a not-sober fellow yelling out an unprintable word and the name of this website, a moment that made at least one person in the vicinity feel very uncomfortable.
Which one of you did this?
>>60554965
My mistake I didn't see the first reminder
>>60555114
>not posting a link
>implying anyone has any idea what you're talking about
ADELE ON SUICIDE WATCH
HER CAREER IS FINISHED
>>60555183
>actually posting links to p4k reviews
yeah no
>>60555342
She gone full Be Here Now mode
>>60555342
>>60555363
Kek'd way too hard.
>>60555028
For real tho.
>>60555363
i dont get it
>>60555462
Be Here Now was Oasis' hugely anticipated third album to What's the Story Morning Glory (the Wonderwall and Champagne Supernova one which launched them to international fame in 1995 and 1996). The members of Oasis were in the tabloids all the time leading up to the release and it sold an absolutely insane amount its first week and was hailed by critics as an instant classic because the band was so huge. Six months later, critics, fans, and the general public realized how completely underwhelming the album actually was and decided they hated it, essentially burying it for the rest of time.
>>60555601
Seriously, this never stops being fucking hilarious. Several albums go unheard of and age like wine after a few decades or so, but this is seriously the only album I've ever heard of having the exact opposite happen.
>>60555631
wait, now i'm interested in examples of this happening. anyone have examples? i'm scouring RYM and racking my brain for some examples
>>60555631
Yeah, it was the kind of complete madness that you don't get anymore. Music reviewers literally had to sign a shit ton of paperwork forbidding them to even mention the album to anyone in order to hear it in advance.
BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
