What's the musical equivalent of Kid Cuisine?
mgmt
anamanaguchi
young thug
nu meal
>>60520894
It's crap, but it looks enticing to a young'n...
The brownies are pure fat and sugar and the only part of the meal the kids WANT to eat...
Tame Impala
OBJECTIVELY THIS
Nightcore
>>60520894
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olcfn6CEw1I
>>60520959
Ur name should be "not boy snacks"
Pleb Lunchables desu
>>60521018
Not even comparable. One's dinner and one's... lunch
Bubblegum dance
Death Grips
>>60521076
>Kid Cuisine
>Dinner
sorry your parent's didn't love you, dude
>>60521105
I've had kid's cuisine a maximum of 3 times in my life. They always looked good in the commercials especially the brownies with the sprinkles you put on them. But yeah they're meant for dinner.
Mac Demarco
>>60521161
>They always looked good in the commercials especially the brownies with the sprinkles you put on them
fuck yes. i wonder why i literally never had kid cuisine growing up, shit looked awesome on the commercials.
>>60521161
Dinner in any household where the mother consents to sex consists of a meal cooked by the parents
Frozen Meals are for lunch
>>60521219
Not when you're 3 and asked for a kid cuisine and you're mom doesn't feel like cooking. They're literally called frozen dinners.
It blows my fucking mind that shit like Kid Cuisine is even legal. There's no way that shit is healthy, why the fuck would you buy that for your kid?
I didn't even like these as a kid
>>60521182
>>60521161
Food in commercials is literally painted.
Shit tasted like plastic, probably because the microwave melted the shit into the food.
>>60521274
Why is candy legal for children? It has no nutritional value, it's just unhealthy.
It isn't toxic, so it's okay to sell. Kid Cuisine, being directed to children, knows it doesn't have to be tasty or healthy as long as it is bright and colorful.
I know as a kid the only real reason I wanted Kid Cuisine was because my parents wouldn't get it for me.
What's the musical equivalent of Lunchables?
>>60521321
sometimes i'd get lunchables growing up but lunchables sucked unless it was the pizza. then once i hit middle school i just went out for lunch to delis and shit.
>>60521347
New Logo is Devo
Old Logo was Talking Heads
>>60521321
usable calories are nutrition
acai berry salesman pls go
>>60521274
What's so unhealthy about it? It has something from all of the major food groups.
>>60521368
I miss early 2000s over the top graphics
>>60521368
for a second there i thought it said pepperoni flavored pepperoni lol
>>60521369
>usable calories are nutrition
Nothing wrong with Kid Cuisine then.
>>60521390
The world is scary now, graphics can't scare anybody anymore by being too energetic
>>60521413
yeah but the amount of adderall that's shoveled into kid's mouths these days should counteract that
>>60521442
I thought ADHD diagnoses had peaked?
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holy shit my sides
http://www.kidcuisine.com/our-food/easy-kids-meals/chicken-nuggets-meal
>>60521462
>>60520894
Kidz Bop
>>60521480
>yankeebrado
explains it
>>60521182
Probably because your parents actually cared for you.
>>60521442
are u a fan of boats bredrin?
>>60521480
What sort of person takes time out of their day to go to kidcuisine.com and write reviews of their chicken nuggets?
#savethechildren #thinkofthechildren #naughtcalories
>>60521575
A mother or father. Don't you have kids?
>>60521575
i sometimes go on google and review all of the schools in my area and put stuff like "too much racism avoid"
>>60521381
Holy fucking shit, how american can you get?
the only junk my parents allowed me to have was based koolaid bursts
>>60521555
idk what that is
>>60521529
lmao
>>60521541
tru
>>60521602
reminds me of this one kid in high school that went on rateyourteacher and wrote a long-ass threatening review aimed at the superintendent and he got expelled. wish i saved it, it was quite the read.
pop punk honesty
>>60521613
Did this instill any healthy eating habits or did you make up for it now?
>>60521613
Look like gay Squeezits.
bmth.
>>60521321
>Why is candy legal for children? It has no nutritional value, it's just unhealthy.
Candy is not advertised as a meal for kids though. Everyone knows candy is bad for you, but some people>>60521480 seem to think Kids Cuisine is
>>60521655
>tfw my diet consists of oatmeal cookies, the occasional swig from the whole milk jug, nicotine, and water
nice
>>60521613
>only
>implying koolaid bursts aren't the height of all junk food
>>60521688
While I know it's inevitable people are that dumb, I don't think the majority of parents think Kids Cuisine is healthy. They'll still purchase it regardless to feed their children to please them or out of convenience/necessity, for the same reason parents across the globe feed their kids fast food for dinner.
>>60521728
doesn't sound that unhealthy m8
>>60521808
what's yours like
Boy bands.
>>60521820
mostly it's scrambled eggs, oat porridge and bananas
what kind of retarded parent feeds their kid this slime? if I have kids I want them to eat healthy food, so they don't grow up addicted to junk and out of shape like other american slime balls.
>>60521480
>I will not buy anything else.
that mother is a sadist. the kids don't know any better.
>>60522015
I think the worst is parents who feed their kids juice like its water. Juice generally has as much sugar as soda but nobody thinks twice about juice for breakfast lunch and dinner just because it has some vitamins
>>60522015
kids like it
its not as if they are getting it everyday or even every month
>>60520894
limp bizkit
>>60520894
>that's what Kid Cuisine looks like to an adult
No wonder my parents never let me have them. That shit looks like garbage.
Thanks Mom and Dad.
>>60522093
parents generally give their kids too much fruit because they think it compensates for them not eating vegetables. while the sugars are natural they don't have the amount of nutritional value a vegetable has.
>>60521688
>Candy is not advertised to children.
What universe do you live in?
>>60522439
fruit is essentially candy and you should only be eating it once or twice a month as a treat or if you're a massive fat fuck who has to work his way up to eating vegetables by replacing the mounds of processed sugar he eats with mounds of natural sugar
it's disgusting to watch skinnyfat faggots and dumpy bitches stuffing themselves full of fructose and thinking they're being healthy because ITS NATURAL BRO
>>60522708
>Candy is not advertised as a meal for kids
>as a meal
>candy
>meal
>>60522761
>meal
>not a meal
What difference does it make?
>>60522815
candy is not illegal because it is something extra, not something to replace normal food
candy in moderate amounts given to a child who has all of his/her nutritional needs is harmless
>>60521382
10/10
