Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan "trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone the holy quadrology of Kendrick Lamar/Sufjan Stevens/Jamie xx/Tame "the Instagram of rock bands" Impala's 9.3 for AOTY?
More importantly, will someone dethrone the dynamic duo of Titus Andronicus and Beach House for best 8.1 of the year?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2015 BNM Tally: 44
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, etc.)
----this is dead now. a hero's ransom to whoever has it and reups----
https://mega.co.nz/#!XMRE1DxS!TLIOznAZL9p54Cdd6BsaiQb-V7RMHMBfGzjmuO0jjJQ
----this is dead now. a hero's ransom to whoever has it and reups----
>Tonight's Top Stories
-We've made it to Friday boyz
-What surprise releases do you think we'll still see this year?
-This thread hypes and supports Freddie Gibbs, Ty Dolla $ign, Sunn 0))), Li'l Bub, David Bowie, and the Holy See himself, that's right, Pope Francis.
Meaghan Garvey's gone! Thank god. Shame that Sara "I hate white men" bitch seems to be taking her place.
Hey guys, I like the new Arca album
thanks for reading
>>60489171
>as my final gesture, i have more or less received the go-ahead to retroactively award the Bieber album 8.3 BNM. pls adjust accordingly thx!
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed.
Are these threads being ironic or what
It's not really funny
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>60489231
I also liked Mutant. Not as much as some of his earlier stuff, but it was at least a marked improvement on Xen.
>>60489293
>irony is always funny
>>60489171
Wait what? Where did they say she is leaving? Also what causes you too think sahim is taking her place?
>>60489336
She announced it on twitter
>i’m moving on from p4k to do some cool new shit that shall remain a secret for now
>>60489308
>>60489231
Thought Mutant was ok. Probably stems from me not like him reusing his previously released shit for this album. I hope he goes back to making "alt" bangers.
>>60489148
>-What surprise releases do you think we'll still see this year?
Beach House, Boredoms, Frank Ocean, Kanye, Maxwell, Beyonce, Radiohead, Burial
>>60489554
>Beach House
lol 3peat
also moment of silence for Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey, thank you for your contributions to the p4k cult. best of luck in whatever comes next.
Daily reminder that Kendrick was robbed
occasional end-of-year reminder that TPAB is going to be AOTY, and Kendrick will be the first artist to achieve two AOTY awards.
>>60490162
this
>>60490000
honorary quads for garvey
They will BNT the new Bowie song even though it's a wannabe Scott Walker song
>>60490199
plus dubs
>>60490162
oh no that would break the indeh/rap pattern
>>60490226
yes
>>60490226
i really hope so
daily reminder that Pitchfork's going down the drain, there's an obvious dissonance between the owners and the writers and there's no trust anymore.
What is everyone listening to?
>>60490518
>implying that p4k was ever up the drain
>>60490549
jane woody: big breaths little lungs
Reminder that The King of Limbs was FUCKING ROBBED
daily reminder that i still hope all the great folks down at pitchfork get cancer and die slowly
feeling like a surprise BNM tonight
>>60490162
Doubt it i think it might go to sufjan honestly
>>60490908
doubles for surprise bnm
>>60490908
it's adele's time to shine
>>60491020
Oh, Lord.
Please, no.
Adele 6.5
>>60491020
The true AOTY
>caring about what arbitrary number some bitter failed musician affixes to an album
literally why? I stopped reading music reviews at age 14, it's all bullshit. It's non-content, why would you waste one second of your life reading what some faggot wrote about music when you could be actually listening to music?
>>60491118
Because it roasts your rump
>>60491118
Because it roasts your rump
>>60491118
Because it roasts your rump
>>60491141
>>60491153
>>60491164
it doesn't, I just want you to spend your time better
>>60491118
WHY NOT BOTH?
Yeah, it's an arbitrary score, but if someone gives an album a 9+, I'm going to listen to it. If I don't like it, that's cool, I'll listen to something else
>>60491180
What if I read reviews after listening to an album I didn't get after a handful of listens?
>>60491118
Because no one has time to listen to every single thing released? Seems like you have a lot of time in your hands, but most people don't. If you dig into music by yourself you will miss some good music, these publications can serve as another source of current "good" music. It's not hard to figure it out fuck.
>>60491234
but that's not what it's about, it's about the e-drama, look what score this album got lelelelele! its reality TV. you could just browse /mu/ and not support a detestable rag like pitchfork
>>60491118
srsly guys this, why do anything at all, having fun is a set guideline not a personal experience, and im gonna have fun the right way
TMT is talking about us
http://m.tinymixtapes.com/delorean/lsd-and-search-god-ep
boring goodnight
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Jeezy 6.0
Freddie Gibbs 7.8
Jaala 7.8
Enya 7.1
En 7.4
Enya is still making music?
Nice
new enya album is quite nice (if you like enya)
BEACH HOUSE = NOT AOTY
>>60491633
god bless and good dubs, but here's my counterpoint:
BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
>>60489148
lol are you actually retarded? is this a serious thing or an ebin master trole?
>>60491988
An ebin master trole just 4u, bb!!
What's the cutoff date for AOTY? What if a record is released on the 31st of december? They've already released their list by then, right?
>Enya
>Justin Bieber
>there are people reading this who STILL use p4k as a credible music review site
the amount of memes on this board is simply epic, i salute to you my epic memespouters, keep on memeing :^)
>>60491955
But which one tho?
>>60491308
>Enya 7.1
Is this real life?
>>60492947
Is this just fantasy?
>>60492145
basically happened with black messiah last year.
time to start daily reminders that gibbs was robbed
>>60492959
not again
