Tell me about times you've worn a band t-shirt in public and the interactions that have stemmed from it.
Here's my story:
>be me
>live in the city
>wearing my black flag nervous breakdown t-shirt
>walking down the sidewalk texting on my phone
>hear a cute girl voice from up ahead: "hey, black flag!"
>look up expecting a qt 9/10 punk gf with a pink mohawk dressed in leather and torn stockings
>it's actually a fucking hot topic landwhale looking at me excitedly
>i say "heh, yeah" and powerwalk away
punp
>walking
>wearing flying lotus shirt
>some guys walk by
>"hey nice shirt"
>"thanks man"
>continue walking
>paying for something at local food market
>clerk says "hey death grips" to t-shirt
>talks about how he's only heard a few songs and likes them
>ask him which is is favorite album
>doesn't know any albums
>me: "what is your favorite song"
>no titles remembered.jpg
>k cool
>walk out, buddy laughs at me
>Vacationing in Paris
>See a dude with a Sun Bat Her shirt
>Make brief eye contact and say "Nice shirt" in broken French
>He scowls at me and says something to his friend, and they start laughing
Fuck the French
>>60380685
>Wearing my Swans shirt as much as possible hoping i meet a qt post-rock gf
no one has ever commented on it ever
>>60381062
sure this is fake. How does someone like a few songs by death grips?
>>60381118
spotify radio or something i guess
>Always wear semi-obscure band shirts to shows in hopes of striking up conversations
>See Deafheaven, wear my Sannhet shirt
>Merch guy asks who that band is
>Explain that they're cool instrumental metal
>"That sounds kind of stupid man"
>at the mall
>got a ghost shirt on
>some guy notices
>talk to him for 20 minutes about music
>fucking shirtstop
>got my black flag shirt on
>see chick with an adicts shirt
>give her the death stare
>walk away
>got my skinny puppy shirt on
>someone asks about it
>oh they're an industrial band who protests animal cruelty
>talk about animal rights and how peta is actually evil for 30 minutes
>>60381173
Sannhet rules.
I wear this t-shirt a lot, and people comment on it a lot, always looking through all the moves and finding their favorites etc.
But nobody knows it's related to music until I tell them.
Not my personal story but i went to one of those evenings with Anthony Fontana and the guy next to me was complimented by Anthony on his Vapourware Sweater he was wearing
>>60381256
I agree, but I wasn't crazy about Revisionist. There wasn't anything really memorable about it and they got a little too close to Pelican territory IMO.
>>60380685
>me
>wearing Nirvana face t-shirt
>guy walks by me and says "Kurt Cobain is God"
>I say, "Huh? Who's Kurt Cobain?".
>attending festival
>headliners are the Replacements
>wearing Big Star t-shirt
>never travel far without a little Big Star
>walking around, stop to watch Sun Kil Moon
>see early-40-something lady wearing the exact same t-shirt
>say "hey, nice shirt!"
>she laughs and we chat for a bit
>random photographer out of nowhere
>he asks us to pose for a pic
>claims he knows Alex Chilton's wife and she'd get a kick out of seeing our matching shirts
>we both say sure
>pose, pic taken
>no idea if he was lying or not
>still pretty cool
I still wonder if Mrs. Chilton ever really saw.
I've been very seriously considering getting a shirt like this.
>>60381352
Every time I see a band popular on /mu/ there will be a group of skinny manlet teenagers wearing those Cal Chuchesta shirts, it makes my skin crawl. 50% of the time one will be wearing a Macintosh Plus shirt or a bootleg Death grips shirt too
>>60381063
this guy is the mastermind behind it all
>>60381386
Don't
>>60381386
-It will stop being funny after you have to explain it to everyone, you'll get an "oh, okay" at best
-Redbubble shirts are shit quality
-You look like an ass when you try to dress "ironically"
>>60381389
Chances are a lot of them are from /mu/. The underage percentage here is most probably quite large. It would be interesting to have a site wide survey where people were honest with their age and such.
But maybe that'd be against the anonymity spirit of 4chan.
>>60381386
so ironic xD
>>60381417
>>60381419
Well yeah, I wouldn't wear it regularly, it would probably only be when hanging out with friends who'd understand. Also considered getting it for a friend as a joke.
>>60381427
>But maybe that'd be against the anonymity spirit of 4chan.
and if you are right most of them would get b&
>>60381467
if the survey was done on a third party site with full anonymity, 4chan staff wouldn't really be able to do that tho.
>>60381450
God you sound like a prick
>>60381480
it would be impossible to get a representative group to participate, imo. interesting theory.
>>60381427
>Chances are a lot of them are from /mu/
I'm sure, I remember wanting to kill myself when I saw NMH and hearing kids scream "top kek" and "dank meme bro" in between songs.
Someone did a pretty large survey and the second largest demo here was "under 18". Based on the interactions and "board culture" I'd say /mu/ is easily the lowest mean user age, except maybe /b/
>>60381389
Ughh when I saw Death Grips, someone was wearing a Cal Chuchesta shirt and before the show everyone started to chant "Berine Sanders"
>>60381558
>I'd say /mu/ is easily the lowest mean user age
>not /v/ or /tv/
>>60381558
I want to kill myself just reading that
>>60381118
a party, is to what i understand, people do sometimes when wanting to listen to music with others? can anyone confirm?
>>60381597
good fuck
At least at the Orlando show they were chanting USA semi-ironically, I would have had to put my earplugs in early and double down on the drink if that shit happened
>>60381614
I picture /tv/ as autistic manchildren instead of just children
>>60381558
/b/ is definitely lower
>>60381614
/tv/ is just manchildren, much like /a/
/v/ isn't really that much more immature than the rest of the site (although it is shittier than most of the boars)
I'd say /mu/ is around 2nd place on the underage demographic
It's easily /b/ or /pol/ they are the boards most people admit to starting at
>walking around wearing my Negativland shirt
>nobody ever says anything because nobody knows who fucking Negativland is
>but Negativland is just some edgelord sound collage band from the late 80's anyway so who gives a shit
>>60381104
i know that feel
>>60381766
ok fine fine i'll tell my fuckin story damnit.
see death grips with my mom.
go an hour early to get good spot.
wearing depression cherry shirt because i saw them two days earlier and it was the only black shirt i had.
see guy i kinda know at front of line, he's /mu/ and cool. dude introduced me to death grips and /mu/ back when i was a piece of shit that only went on /b/, we just never hang out.
i walk up and make conversation, end up scoring sick ass spot at front of line.
he's wearing twin fantasy shirt.
at that point in my life i thought it was shit band.
his friend is talking about swans and meeting the lead singer.
end up getting literally the best spot in the place.
touch MC ride's boot and sweaty hand.
ears still ringing two months after.
too broke to purchase merchandise but some guy lost his hat in the mosh pit on the ground and i picked it up after.
overall 8/10 still wear the hat it's super comfy and i gave twin fantasy a re listen and it's now in my top five.
>walkin with friends being big primus fan wearin primus shirt
>friend sees other guy in primus shirt and tells me to talk to him
>we chatted about the primus shows we'd gotten the shirt from
>k bye
>>60380685
>walking around Toronto with a Derelict shirt on
>Rastaman decked out like he's waging war on the Babylon hordes points on his approach and says "Nice shirt man! Saw 'em last week. Killer band."
>Proceed to have a conversation with a do-ragged rasta about the Montreal metal scene.
>>60382035
post pic of hat
>>60381967
/pol/ isn't exactly a hub of intelligent of discussion but it isn't an endless spam of "PORN THREAD, GO" and "YOU RAFF YOU RUSE" garbage. There's at least some self-awareness, and some people have a legitimate knowledge of history and politics (though they've mostly moved to /his/ now, not sure if /pol/'s userbase has gotten worse but it probably has)
>>60381558
Is that Neutral Milk Hotel story true? That's fucking awful, I can't believe that. I'm glad I didn't get any of that when I saw them last year. It was all just hipsters and a pretty large amount of old people. Only guy who MIGHT'VE been from /mu/ was this fat guy who was so excited and called Jeff "jeffy" but he didn't drop any memes so he was ok
>>60380685
gib landwale
>>60381409
k
e
k
>>60381173
You didn't happen to see them in San Francisco did you?
>>60381967
/b/ yes, /pol/ not so much. They're retarded but they're not just spamming NIGGERS LOL for the sake of being edgy, they actually believe it or are just taking a joke too far
All I know is don't wear a "J DILLA CHANGED MY LIFE" shirt unless you want everyone to ask you who J Dilla is, sometimes aggressively.
>be a white boy
>wear a max b t-shirt because I love biggavel and his music
>go to dunkin donuts wearing it
>two hood female cashiers notice the shirt
>"Ay you dont look like a Max fan"
>I tell them I am
>"Can you sing us a track to prove"
>sing the hook for Dom Perignon
>"OH SHIT THATS THE JAM"
>both get very agitated and excited
>give me my shitty coffee
>walk out of DD feeling very happy and pumped
fuck yea
>>60382052
This.
Even they hate it there.
That's why they post there shit here and everywhere else.
There, they're just preaching to the choir.
>>60381386
hella epic bro :DD
>>60382129
Fuck.You
>>60382129
I genuinely find this funny.
>wear sleep shirt
>"haha yeah that's what i'd like to be doing right now!"
every time every fucking time
>>60382112
you shouldnt feel good about yourself
>wearing pic related
>at a library coffee shop, order a mocha
>cashier kinda mutters "be strong" but can't really understand him at first, assume he's just talking to himself
>again, the dude growls "be hard"
>I realise these are the lyrics to Stay Here
>we both say "flex to muscles" and proceed to flex together
>grab my coffee and walk out
Neat little interaction. Dude seemed chill af.
>>60381558
I saw NMH this May and luckily I didnt hear any memes. There were some assholes who wouldnt sit down though, which I did not like. (it was in a theater with seats)
>wearing a bring me the horizon sempiternal t-shirt
>qt 3.1416 comes with me to say: hey! bring me the horizon!
>me was like: yeah, the flower of life
>she pull up her shirt to show me a tattoo and smile
>me: oh, the flower of life, cool
>then i just say goodbye and walk away because i have gf
>next day, gf leave me
>Be 16 year old me
>At a summer camp
>Wearing one of my many Streetlight Manifesto t-shirts
>Kid wearing SM sweatshirt runs over to me from across the field yelling
>We talk and end up walking back to my campsite
>We end up jamming out in my tent, blasting ska music and dancing
>It starts getting dark and he goes back to his campsite
>Never ran into the kid again
i had a merzbow shirt but lost it years ago (dont know how or where).
i once go to see this family friend i didnt know to the hospital.
he asks me about the shirt "ah its some dude that makes experimental music"
more questions i explain its just electronic experimentalmusic that sounds like tv static.
guy seems interested and writtes down merzbow.
thats the only time anyone ever talked to me cause of the shirt.
oh, i have a kylie minoise shirt with a ugly bird on it..ive been asked a few times what its about...
at this point of my life i dont give a hell about shirts.. i just use whatever i have near.. and 15 year old underground metal shirts of bands that no one knows about.. like goatvulva.. cause thats what i was into 15 years ago.. in any case.. whats the point of band shirts? making the band free publicity? do we want them to be more famous? do we want people talking to us because we like the same stuff? (thing that does not happen if you have weird taste).. are you teacing the world whats cool? who know who knows.. i just dont care too much of how i look anymore.. id better shower i stink.
>wearing Revolver shirt
>old dudes and girls in twenty-something girls smile at you
Fuck the beatles tho
There's this dude I keep seeing around campus with a Twin Fantasy shirt, and I really want to talk to him cause I love the band and he seems chill but I'm a shy fucking faggot and probably never will.
>>60382266
me again- btw i have like 6 metal shirts of ug bands.. for the past 15 years or whatever...i have discovered that most normal people (thats everyone) thinks they are the same shirt..like they just see some black shirt with white demons/whatever and a logo.. just sayin
>>60382311
>be 18
>tfw no one smiles at you anymore
>tfw not even that ugly
I might get a beatles shirt just so i get some smiles. fuck the beatles tho
>>60382035
if your ears are still ringing 2 months after that means they're probably going to be ringing forever mate
>>60382346
>tfw this might be me
h-hi
>>60381363
mrs. chilton here, don't know any photographers so
>>60380685
>be siting in library having a coffee waiting for appointment wearing my Down T-shirt
>9/10 young looking milf with her kid walk past
>blonde, pretty tall but fucking gorgeous
>"nice shirt man" gives me this look like yeah I listen to them too kind of thing
>keeps walking
>I spill my goddamn spaghetti all over the place and walk out
I wore a Hatful of Hollow t shirt at work and this guy came up to me and send "cool shirt mate"
>wearing shpongle shirt that looks kinda like this one
>guy walks up to me and tries to sell me weed
>tell him I know a cop when I see one
>he leaves
I have no idea if he was a cop or not
>>60382442
There there anon.
Sleep easier knowing that even if you had intercepted that pass your tiny white benis would never have compared to her husband's bbc.
>>60381386
I love joy division and i got a unknown pleasures/love will tear us apart cuff right out the gate when i was 18, loved it, now i'm a meme.
pic related. cant find a picture of the back but it's the unknown pleasures cover.
tumblr can rot in hell.
Some old guy in a fedora commented on my Melvins shirt once. I don't wear my Melvins shirt any more.
>>60382420
aw shit dude!
you go to North Texas by any chance?
>>60382129
K
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K
>>60382540
that sucks dude
>>60382539
me want fuck
>>60381756
no one is playing death grips at parties. if anything they only get played at cringey nerd "parties"
"
>>60382548
ayy i live right by unt
>>60382548
ah damn, nope.
>>60381597
>>60381766
I went to the Atlanta show in July I think and it was great. The audience was far more diverse than I expected, from obvious mu browsers to chunky white kids in yeezus tour merch to dudes in big clothes and timbs. People were black, white, Asian, and ages looked to range from teens to upper twenties. Also a great show all around.
>>60380685
dude you coulda plowed her chunks
Does anyone ever notice that whenever you comment on someones shirt or even strike up a conversation about music at all the other person is almost always not enthusiastic about it?
I could start a conversation with someone about their absolute favourite band ever that none of their friends know and they'd be like "Oh you know them haha cool bro"
>Three years ago
>Senior in high school
>Parents are extremely religious
>Dad asks me to come with him to conference
>Dad is a total bro
>Agree
>Wear my Boards of Canada shirt
>The only person to ever comment on it was there
>Thirty year old guy who said he saw them in Detroit in the late nineties
>Said it was awesome
>>60382726
Maybe because most people don't appreciate autists circle jerking over their shirt.
this one time years ago i was wearing a devil wears prada shirt (yes i know they suck) in a local video game store and the clerk was wearing a black sabbath shirt. he made fun of me for my shirt and commented on how black sabbath is better blah blah blah. i defended my shirt in that i was supporting a band that was actually relevant in the music scene. i liked devil wears prada a lot at the time. that guy was a prick. bad attitude.
>wear black flag family shirt to school
>get dresscoded and a referral
posers
>>60382726
Man it may just be you. Whenever someone approaches me because they listen to a band that hardly anyone else does I get excited as fuck and love to talk about it. The couple of times I've commented on someone else's shirt it's also led to pretty good discussions and even a friendship or two.
>>60382762
What do your parents being religious have anything to do with it?
>>60382777
the only reason I would wear a band shirt is so I could circle jerk or bask in my superiority to plebs
>in 9th grade
>getting into music
>my uncle hears about this and gets me a Boston shirt even though I've never listened to them
>wear it and get complimented by a qt who asks what it is
>say "it's a band"
>she says "oh ok"
>later get complimented by a dadrocker and my Spanish teacher
>>60382627
Yoooo
You go here though? Or just live around Denton?
>>60382777
>circle jerking
Is having a conversation where the other person isn't uninterested called circle jerking?
>wear unknown pleasures shirt
>guy gives me the evil eye
>>60382633
I saw them in Atlanta and when I ducked out to buy a tour shirt I saw two Mac Plus shirt guys taking a selfie with two Fantano shirts
>>60382812
lmao at these denton people on mu
>>60382880
meet me at cool beans if want an ass kicking
>>60382726
I hate that shit.
I'm hyped as fuck when someone even cracks a joke at a shirt I'm wearing.
Shirt pictured gets laughs from people, none of which get it's a band shirt and laugh at the pic.
>working the late shift at the bucks
>skinny white human walks in
>swm is wearing a beanie that says "rap fan"
>ask, "so you're a hip hop head?"
>"i guess yeah."
>attempt shit conversation
>"so is illmatic the best thing out there or what?"
>"I mean, it is pretty good. not my favorite."
>"so, what is the best?"
>"i dunno. i saw sunn o))) in tucson so that's what i've been thinking about"
>"oh sick, I'm gonna see swans in april"
>"good. hope it's fucking loud as fuck"
>"it will be"
>"will be"
>"be"
>he leaves and then i yell at someone to clean the fucking espresso machine cause they're fucking lazy.
>>60382129
got an audible chuckle out of me, more the most of the internet can do
>>60382850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIR5vBiC3ig
>>60381063
You probably asked if you could suck on his nipples while eyeing his chest.
>>60382762
>Thirty year old guy who said he saw them in Detroit in the late nineties
Sounds like bullshit.
>>60382812
Meant for
>>60382602
sorry
>>60382993
ninjas are fucking gay
I wore my Swans shirt to a Young Thug concert and ended up getting some very pleasant conversations as a result of it, socializing is kind of nice guys
>>60382112
did you actually say nigga?
>go to cousin's house party, wearing Joy Division "Unknown Pleasures" shirt, I know I know
>medium size, ottermode, it fits well
>meet a teacher who works at the same school as our host
>host teacher introduces us to each other
>she turns out to be a redhead with freckles, great rack, tall, nice eyes, actually younger than me
>game on
>end up walking her home after much flirting and touching of my shirt, wondering "what's that?"
>explain to her that it's Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
>not interested, I think she wanted a different answer but I had no idea what she wanted it to be
>"Oh, that's my heartbeat when I saw you, baby"
>I never said that and never would, but thought it and laughed my ass off
I'm still guessing to this day as to what she wanted to hear. Still fucked her but what the fuck did she want to know about my shirt, Jesus Christ almighty
It was probably made by slave children, what do you want from me
It's not what it used to be
>>60382902
wear a joy division tshirt so i know your the nerd i need to beat up
My Melechesh shirt got two "Hey nice shirt dude!" from random metalheads.
My Dimmu Borgir shirt (the Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia one) made my hipster English teacher throw a fit because it was "disrespectful to women" cause it has a naked chick bound with barbwire on it. Like, fuck, it's got "misanthropia" written on it, it's not aimed at women specifically.
>wearing boards of canada shirt
>walking into my dorm, some chick says nice shirt
>i get excited, thinking she knows them
>ask her if she likes BoC
>she doesn't know them, just thought it was a cool shirt
to be fair, it is a cool shirt... but still.
I got a job promotion because I was wearing a Clash shirt at work.
>>60382880
Nigga how does it not make sense for several /mu/ users to go to one of the nation's better music schools.
Where can I get cheap band t-shirts?
>be wearing Crack The Skye shirt at Tim Hortons
>chick brings my coffee to the counter
>"thats a cool shirt!"
>be wearing cattle decapitation shirt going into restaurant
>qt metalhead chick greeter says its a badass shirt and directs us to our table
>be wearing Rush hoodie at Cro Mags concert
>after the show go up to John Joseph and fist bump
>he looks at hoodie
>"Man, I saw those guys back in the 70s in New York!"
goodfeelsman
>>60382539
50% sad, 50% funny
that's life
>Wear this in music store
>Qt3.14 compliments me on it
>Starts telling me about how she knows the band and blah blah blah
>Tells me she's a musician and moved out to the West Coast because she thought there would be more opportunity here, and is looking to meet new people
>Conversation ends and nothing comes of it because I'm a beta fuck.
>>60383209
embarassing
>>60383209
JUST
>>60383167
im an ee major so i sometimes forget its a music school
some of the jazz people here are really pretentious
most of them i've talked to dont even like sun ra
>at festival
>sporting a Queens of the Stone Age shirt ft. gay reindeer sex
>"that shirt is fucking epic"
>"i fucking love that shirt"
>various other compliments
>feels good
>really into shitty emo music recently
>pretty sure I'm the only person at my small liberal arts college who is
>see a kid with a Promise Ring shirt
>too austistic to go start up a conversation with him
>tfw he's probably really cool
I hate being an antisocial fuck sometimes. Maybe one day.
>Walk into class one day
>girl notices my led zeppelin shirt
>actually is a 9/10 metal/psychedelic gf
>talk about favorite albums for a while
>mfw she actually has good taste
We're good friends still.
>>60383265
That's disappointing.
>>60383209
>protest the hero
>>60383266
>tfw they legitimately though you were autismo for wearing a QOTSA shirt and felt bad so they pretended to compliment your shirt thinking its the only human interaction you've had in a year
>party couple of years ago
>kid I knew from high school was there
>he was wearing a smiths t-shirt (perhaps debatable if smiths are normie/memey/whatever - not buvvered m8)
>anyway, never thought he were into music, so I was quite surprised
>after short shitchat it turns out he didn't even know the band
>was just some shirt he bought at some high street store
>called him an idiot
>haven't seen him since
>>60383094
>Owning a Dimmu Borgir shirt
>Wearing that shirt in public
>>60383315
>greentext
i saw a guy wearing a death grips t-shirt walking down the street in my neighborhood the other day which is weird since it's mostly just puerto-rican hippidy hop types around here, i want to say nice shirt or something but like we didnt end up passing each other
what are the best band tees, senpaitachi?
>Buy a limited edition TWIABP shirt that says "WR"
>People always like it because it has a cat on it
>Have to explain multiple times every day that WR is a joke name of another band
>They ask what the other band is
>Feel autistic saying "The World Is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die"
>>60382592
I play get got and billy not really in the club I dj at 3 nights a week, fuck you
>>60381001
Pretty much my standard compliment to anyone who wears a shirt of a band or artist that I like.
>>60383360
Anything subdued, usually black and white.
I think that a black shirt with grey print looks good with dark denim, I have a lot of non-autistic BM shirts that look cool as hell.
Avoid:
Bright colors
The band name overly prominent
A picture of the album cover
Meme shirts
>>60383326
I was 14
and it's a decent album
>>60381999
good taste.
>>60383319
i find it odd that you hate qotsa enough to make this comment. do you really think theyre that bad?
>>60383426
>le millenial minimalism
fuck that shit
What is your wildest dream?
While on this topic... me and my band are going to start printing tees soon.... whhat color schemes do you guys suggest? just gonna be logo and some sort of color shirt. Alt/pop band btw
>>60381386
everyone saying not to probably unironically owns an unknown pleasures shirt
go 4 it bro
>>60383496
Make it all black and white, yeah? Cos people hide in the grey and they're not real, yeah?
Or decide for yourselves you mincing poofs
>>60383496
no shirts, fuck you
>find out about unknown pleasures
>I like this, I should get a shirt that shows it
>realize it's a massive fucking meme
god dammit
>>60383496
does your band have a logo of any sort?
>>60382880
DENTON HERE
people wear shit like that over the age of 15?
>wearing Aphex Twin shirt
>"Cool half-life shirt bro"
>Y-you too
>>60382129
how deep can it go?
>i thought that was that Danish cartoon of Muhammad for a second
>I casually chuckle and keep walking
>a few seconds later she shouts out "not that there's anything wrong with that"
>I get confused about whether she actually said that
>wearing beatles shirt my sister gave me for my birthday
>acutally don't like the beatles but who cares, its a nice looking t-shirt
>standing in line girl in front of me turns around
>"oh my god, I loove the beatles, they are like the best band ever!"
>[scaruffy internally]
>"um.. hhhh.." I stutter awkwardly
>"I swear, there is no band that will ever come close to the quality and originally of the beatles"
>"I - I agree"
>>60383770
lol sperg
>>60383695
yes we do, pic related
Late to the party but here's a good one
>brother gets first car
>brother wrecks first car
>is in hospital, I get the call that he had an accident but is okay
>he needs me to bring him some clothes because his were bloody/cut
>I grab my Brand New short to give him because he likes them as much as I do
>get to hospital, he puts shirt on
>brother has laceration between eyebrows
>sexy young nurse looks at his shirt on her way past him, she stops and turns to him and says
>"I just wanted I tell you, Jesus Christ that's a pretty face"
was pretty cool on a shitty day for him
>>60383712
yooo what up senpai Denton represent
>>60383123
What shirt
>>60383844
white/black with the logo as a pocket print
>>60383844
pale yellow shirt orange logo
black + white maybe, I dunno
>>60382940
that sunn show was really fucking good except for that guy that tried to stage dive in the middle of the set.
>>60383209
The ride never ends
>>60383928
>>60383950
thanks for the suggestions, guys
>>60383844
grey t-shirt, black logo
>>60383868
the big d
>>60381209
>Be me
>Me in mall
>me meet guy with spooky shirt
>he ambushes me for 20 min's
>he was probably gay
>Be grill
>ugly guy stares
>felt raped
>#NotAllMuslims
>Be me
>meet guy
>ghettoasshirt.jpg
>ask
>start's talking nonstop about animal cruelty
>really don't care
>this goes on for 30 minutes
>wow he must be lonely
>frogposter.jpg
>>60384001
Make sure to print them on a nice shirt if you can, try not to do Gildan or Hanes, American Apparel is a good choice. Can I get a link to your bandcamp or soundcloud?
trying to hook up the old man but I can't find any of this dude's shit aside from one greatest hits album.
it's a long shot, but can anyone point me in the direction of some downloads?
>>60384010
i like that idea...
>>60384066
heres our soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/securethesun
>>60384116
you know you have to be 18 to post on 4chan, right?
>>60384153
far left. am 18
>>60383770
>"The fact that..er....um..I - I agree."
literally me
>be me
>wearing violent soho tshirt
>drunk af
>sitting in a chair with eyes rolled back
>7/10 kneels down between my knees
>says "hey i love Violent Soho"
>i say yeah whats ur fave song
>says "Dope Calypso"
>say my fave and ask if she likes any other songs
>knows none even tho they are her fave band
>ask her if she knows any other bands that i like
>she doesnt know any
>pass her off as some dumb scene bitch
>realise my autism and she was hitting on me
>
>big black atomizer t-shirt
>literally a women repellent
end
>>60384213
a songs about fucking shirt would probably work even better.
>wearing MSI hoodie I bought like 12 years ago when I was in a phase
>guy in his late 20s wearing 3 Inches of Blood tee says 'haha msi is gay' or something to that effect
>scream internally
>>60384213
yeah, but a dude magnet
i'd fug anyone in an atomizer shirt
>>60381450
If you were my friend I'd punch you right in the dick.
>>60380685
I have an Aphex Twin sweater
The only person who commented on it is some dude in my class.
He was pretty chill and gave me lot of punk reccs
i have two Owls shirts i frequently wear
everyone understandably asks if I just really like the birds
>>60384625
damn, I'd shit a brick if I saw someone wearing an Owls shirt around where I live
>>60380685
>Decided to try blimpie subs
>wearing a larks tongues in aspic shirt
>it's empty in there, one middle aged couple eating together
>as I'm paying for my food the women heads to the bathroom but first tells me "I love your shirt, John wetton rocks!"
>tfw no qt middle aged gf to go to king crimson concerts with
I know you're out there, I'll never forget you
>>60380685
>wears a Sufjan shirt
>girl says "I like your shirt."
>I say "Thanks."
Man, this is a good thread.
>walking around wearing Swans shirt
>see dude walking wearing a Zappa Freak Out! shirt
>we simultaneously point at each other's shirts and go "ayy" as we walk past each other
Unforgettable encounter
>>60382112
>>be a white boy
we get you like black cultural and stuff anon and thats cool but dont shit on your own race while your at it
>>60382253
>>qt 3.1416 comes with me to say: hey! bring me the horizon!
dont worry anon she had daddy issues and shit taste anyway
>>60381303
This shirt is awesome
>>60384759
this is pretty much every interaction I've ever had when someone has complimented my band shirt desu senpai
>wearing a Burzum sweater
>coincidently have shaven my head few weeks ago
>guy in my course is the only one who knows whats up
>calls me out on being a nazi in front of the whole class
eh fuck that guy nobody like him anyway
>>60381256
>>60381353
Sannhet puts out pretty dope/minimal shirts though, as does deafheaven and planning for burial
i can't wear most band shirts just because they are fucking horrendous looking/2edgy or just loud and obnoxious, but this is pretty dope
>at le "warped tour" xD
>wearing a neck deep shirt that I bought
>3 people total either asking me about the band or "I like your shirt!"
pls no judge
>>60385241
Lol what happened? Did everyone kick your ass?
>>60385241
i met my girlfriend because i wore a burzum shirt once on my way back from the gym. 100% true story. she looks like liz vicious
I had a Sadus t-shirt back in high school and had a nice exchange with a waiter cause of it.
I recently was wearing a The Body tee with the angel collecting blood from Christ (I'm a sucker for Byzantine stuff) and some dude in my office building's bathroom kept asking me about it in broken english.
>where this
>constant double takes
>a few people coming up to me asking where I got it
>>60385241
What happened? Did you kick his ass?
>>60385554
...Where did you get that?
>be me
>wearing the Death Grips college hoodie
>Sit on park bench eating lunch
>Guy walks buy and says Meme Grips
>Get shit on by bird
>>60385554
Holy shit I want that
>>60381362
Underrated post
>wearing my NIN now I'm nothing shirt I got back in middle school
>drunk guy at bar see's NIN logo from a distance
>"hey anon, I love Nine inch nails"
>guy gets closer
>reads out loud "Now I'm Nothing?"
>looks confused
>"sorry anon, I thought that was a Nine Inch Nails shirt"
>Walking
>Wearing Mogwai shirt
>"hey wow mogwai"
>"uh yeah you like them?"
> "yeah I love gremlins
>mfw
>wearing a S U N B A T H E R shirt
>go home to gf
>pic related
>>60385770
GIZMO
>>60380685
>be me
>hanging in the city
>see a guy wearing an Everything Went Black shirt
>he's walking down the sidewalk talking on his phone
>he hears me yell out "HEY NICE SHIRT"
>he looks up expecting I don't know what
>it's actually some skinny asian dude looking at him excitedly
>he says "heh, thanks" and powerwalks away
true story
>>60385770
what
>>60381819
/v/ is even worse at forming opinions than we are.
>be me
>wear this shirt at college the day after Whirr vs G.L.O.S.S.
>no one notices
>be me
>wear this shirt to school on multiple occasions
>nothing happens
>be me
>wear a NoMeansNo Wrong shirt to school on multiple occasions
>no one notices
>be me
>wear a CHON shirt on multiple occasions
>a couple of people notice and I make new friends
meh
>Angry middle-schooler
>wearing System of A Down shirt
>Hanging out with qt grudge girls
>faggot with long black hair and painted nails walks up to us
>says "you don't deserve to wear that shirt"
>"Take it off me then"
>totally punk him
>grudge girl I was trying to impress totally wet
>have a gf for a week before I was 2scared to kiss her so she left me
That's all I have.
>>60382233
that's awesome
>>60382487
whenever I wear my Shpongle shirt I just get people asking me what the hell Shpongle is, I legit have never met anyone who's actually recognized them, thats what I get for listening to goa in general though.
as I was typing this I remembered I wasn't the one wearing the shirt but here you go I'll tell a story from the other perspective
>walking to class listening to death grips
>pass by a guy in a DG shirt
>say "cool shirt" as I walk by
>30 seconds later guy catches up to me and taps me on the shoulder
>"sorry if this is weird, but you like death grips?"
>tell him that I've been a fan for a couple years
>"can I have your number?"
anyway we're kind of pals now, turns out he manages the school radio station that I just started volunteering at
sometimes you just gotta go for it, guys
>stoned as fuck
>wearing Joy Division shirt
>going to Mellow Mushroom
>walking in, the host says "cool shirt"
>thanks man
>"by the way, is that a band or something?"
>yeah, it's Joy Division.
>"oh cool, thats cool."
motherfucker tried to call me out, didnt realize how goth it really am
>>60385994
>soad
lol fucking plebs
>>60386142
i have a giant poster of that picture
>>60386134
Did you fuck him?
This is important
>>60386187
nah he never asked me out
>>60384104
no gtfo
>>60381063
all frechies are like this... i fucking hate them
source: i live in quebec
>>60384051
Fucking be nice asshole
>Wear The Knife shirt one or two days out of every week for the past 2 years
>Go to hip places in Portland
>Fishing for a compliment at this point
>No one says anything ever
>One day a lady says nice shirt at book store
>Look up from reading
>It's fucking Kathleen Hanna
>t-thanks
>she leaves
>I thank the gods and get back to reading
>>60384051
google/translate/
>>60381488
Shut the fuck up underage niggerposter, stop talking shit about us cool whites, we're smart and you're stupid
>>60386274
I live there too and the only guy who noticed my Aphex twin shirt was pretty cool, but I agree, most of the people here are fuckers and meme people
>>60385554
fuck that is a cool shirt
where the fuck do you even get band tees? i never go to shows or hot topic
also too lazy to order off the internet, sometimes i get lucky at value village
>>60386415
where else would you get band tees other than shows and the internet?
probably won't find a meme grips shirt and goodwill m8
>>60383265
Most people I know from my high school that went to UNT are pretentious as hell. From Ft. Worth btw.
>>60385496
Living the dream senpai
>>60386415
>never go to shows
that's your fucking problem
if you're lucky, you might find some decent ones at a record store, but it's rare to find underground shit there
>too lazy to order off the internet
wat
GO TO A FUCKING SHOW YOU FUCK
>>60382198
I have a Sleep shirt, and have yet to hear this oh man
>wear metal shirts when working out
>have made multiple gym-friends because of this
It's pretty cool
>>60386518
im too antisocial... maybe reddite is the place for me
my science teacher once commented on my mbv shirt which was cool (he didnt even know they put out a new album, didn't believe me when I told him lol)
other than that, just my run the jewels shirt, which was at a festival they were playing at lol
I ordered the death grips Greek hoodie the other day, so we'll see where that takes me I guess
>>60386582
also i dont really feel the need to parade around my music tastes anyway
>wear cloakroom shirt while walking home after a day of work
>"hey man nice shirt"
>"t-thanks.."
>"did you like further out?"
and that's how spent half an hour with someone i still don't know cuz i didn't have the courage for ask for his number
>wear shirt
>strike conversation with someone
>"nice half life shirt man"
didn't even correct him i'm such a pathetic dweeb
>>60382785
Fuck the devil wear prada. He was right btw, but I couldn't even talk about a band like sabbath in the same paragraph as dwp
Comment on somebody's NHM shirt.
>"WOW U KNO WHO NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL IS THEY'RE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER NOBODY EVER KNOWS WHO THEY ARE."
I was 18 and wearing my david bowie serious moonlight tour shirt and some 40+ dude tapped my shoulder and said "I still have my shirt too"
that tour was in 1983.
>>60386415
eBay or from labels/distros websites. Or, you know, go out and go to shows.
>>60380685
>wearing Exmilitary tee at uni
>someone compliments me on it
>proceeds to ask "do they make one with the dick on it?"
>>60386309
Damn son
>>60383301
>good friends
>friends
gj
>>60382259
Wow it sounds like you two should have boned.
>>60386204
dude, you just killed his boner
>>60381001
i saw a guy walking past wearing a cosmogramma shirt and said hey nice shirt, and he said thanks man
do you go to virginia tech?
>filming with a 90yo camera bc my production class was making me use this old Bell & Howell camera with 16mm b/w film
>wearing Sonic Youth Goo shirt
>accidentally break out the handle to wind the damn thing
>freak out
>friendly stoner guy from my class walks by and sees me struggling
>"same thing happened to me bro, i can fix it no problem"
>sits down and actually fucking fixes it for me
>lights a cig and starts walking away
>"oh, and sweet sonic youth shirt man"
I remember in highschool my smashing pumpkins shirt literally got me a qt gf for a tiny while
>Wearing one of my Bowie shirts
>Dude checking me out gets really excited while trying to fit my three cartons of eggs in a bag
>"I love that game!"
>"What?"
>"Your shirt! I've been playing it all week."
>"What the fuck are you talking about?"
He got really flustered and just stared at the floor. I later found out he was talking about the new MGS, but I stopped playing vidya like three years ago. Feel kinda bad.
>>60387812
what did the shirt look like
>>60381063
yeah people in europe don't usually talk to strangers. i bet most posts here are from americans. for some reason they keep seeking human contact all the time
>>60381118
I only like 3 or 4 tracks by them
>>60388216
Were you wearing Diamond Dogs? Bowie's referenced in MGSV, after all.
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/David_Bowie
Are you a girl? You say a dude was checking you out.
>>60388576
why do you ask stupid questions like that? i'm not him/her btw
