>post favorite album and last time you accidentally peed or pooped in your pants
>government plates
>when i was 8 because i'm not a sperglord
I don't remember, but I had to clean my house today because my dog shit himself
>>60319836
>Death Grips
So, last time you shit yourself was two months ago?
>>60319789
I was 4 or 5, and I was trying to imitate my dad who convinced me he could fart on command. I ended up shitting all over my tighty whities.
>>60319894
>>60319865
same faggot
>>60319789
>currently "EVENIFUDONTBELIEVE" - Rustie
>when i was 10 and couldn't hold it in on the way back from the chippy. no-one ever knew
In a modernist literature lecture and I had a coffee before. I really wanted to wee and I wondered why not? So I weed my pants. Immediately when I weed it smelled bad and dribbled down the leg of my jeans so the people next to me looked at me. It was too late then, because there was lots of wee, and it had gone on my seat too. I tried retracting some wee but it just made my penis tingle and the wee was only temporarily suspended. During my stasis, the reaction had multiplied and I was the centre of attention, and my pissy pants, and my dick head strangulated from the urine half expelled, were being judged by my colleagues.
Gazing up into the darkness I saw myself as a creature driven and derided by vanity; and my eyes burned with anguish and anger.
Les Rallizes Denudes - heavier than a death in the family
Shit myself last week after eating some undercooked chicken nuggets
>>60319908
Learn how to tell this before you make a retard out of yourself.
I sharted 3 years ago and pissed a bed while passed out drunk a couple years ago.
>>60319789
>yesterday morning
>been having bad gas/diarrhea for days
>chillen on couch after shower
>time to fart
two skids later and i had to re-clean and wash my favorite PJ pants
I've never pissed/shat myself and I will never understand how people manage to do it
>>60320230
IT's very simple. You have diarreah in your ass tube and you fart, not knowing that liquid will come out with it.
>>60320230
i used to do it almost daily until i was 12
Don't remember. Probably before the age of 10 I'm guessing.
no too long ago, maybe like a year
I was really sick and din't realize my fart was a shit till it was too late
bout a month or two ago. thought it was a fart.
>pissed myself last night
I've wet the bed for as long as I can remember, and I'm now 18. doctors have no idea what to do, I've tried everything. Scared as fuck about sleeping with girls because of it.
>>60320278
Why?
>>60320311
i recommend an opioid habit
Came close to shitting myself at a moped rally. Ate some pizza before the 60 mile ride and my stomach didn't agree with it. We came to a stop around 25 miles and I was in hell. I did my best to hold it and was told we had another 35 miles to go and was turtle heading but wasn't trying to shit my only pair of pants, on someone elses moped. I got there and practically sprinted to the bathroom and just made it in time without shitting on the floor or on the toliet.
circa survive- on letting go
Barrow - Though I'm Alone
Last week I danger farted when Ill and sharted a lil' bit, still Ill now, but the shame has made me more cautious now
5 or so years ago. I was really fucking sick at the time and had diarrhea, and while I was sleeping i just shat all over my pants.
Thankfully I don't think any of it got on the bed tho
>>60320230
Have you ever been in a car on the highway and suddenly felt how something suddenly loosed up inside you but you just went past an intersection with a gas station and it's ten miles to the next one?
>tfw this happened on a family trip
>tfw had to clean as well as i could afterwards
>tfw come out after way too long, loads of people standing in line for the toilet all staring at me
>tfw family wonder what the fuck took me so long
>>60320311
did someone diddle you as a kid?
>>60320367
i'm telling every girl on your facebook friend list about this post
>>60320419
nope, my childhood was great
>>60320311
If you pee before bed, how could it even accumulate to the level where you can't hold it in anymore?
been a while
>>60320457
six pack on the end table
I know i've pissed myself within the last two years I just don't know when exactly
I've become notorious for pissing myself when I have too many beers
>Laughing Stock
>During a vacation 2 years ago I peed my pants like 3 times because my asshole of a brother lacks all empathy and would occupy the bathroom for about 30 minutes after we returned to the room
>>60320521
That happened to me a lot all of a sudden and then I found out lyme disease was destroying my organs
