ITT: Impossible genres
>Ambient big-band
>Synth a capella
>Acoustic chiptunes
No fi rhythm and bluesgaze
light metal
space field recordings
Technical folk noise
Good music by Grimes
Good Hip-Hop
>ayy lmao
Progressive pop
>>60263357
Ha ha HA nice one faggot really
good music
>>60263314
what is post-metal
>>60263176
>Ambient big-band
closest I could think of
https://lifelikefamily.bandcamp.com/album/empty-orchestra
>>60263406
i don't know
>>60263176
>acoustic chiptune
Actually...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQYtU-bzRho
Ambient big band would be cool.
The band members could be scattered around an area all playing the same soft thing, so the texture would change depending on the proximity of different instruments.
You could do synth a Capella if you only use vocal samples played with a synth, and you could do acoustic chiptune if the chip has acoustic instruments. Alternatively, some chips support samples and you could try putting an acoustic guitar chord in there or something. It would probably sound degraded as fuck.
>>60263262
Throw some effects on an early r&b recording. Badaboom.
>>60263314
Ballads were really fashionable for metal bands in the 80's and early 90's. Power metal is pretty light in a way.
>>60263344
There are recordings of data gathered from planets converted to noise or something. They could always just record shuttle ambience. I'm not sure if a mic would get fucked up in actual space.
>>60263347
Just play some technical folk while another dude makes noise. Not that hard.
>>60263495
neither does he
Progressive reggae
>>60263613
No it's light folky noise but played with polyrhythms. Even though noise can't have rhythm. Which is why it's impossible, it's a paradox.
>>60263673
Okay, so play light, polyrhythmic folk on an acoustic guitar ran through a big noisy pedalboard with a dude fucking with the pedals to the point that it obscures the rhythm.
"Noise can't have rhythm" is a dumb rule though. Fuck school though.
>>60263176
Jazzgaze
>>60263176
Happy hardcore slowcore
>>60263663
Just make reggae but actually try. Not to difficult if you put down the bong for 10 minutes, mon.
>>60263901
This is basically what Natsumen does.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cFnPPcrxqeo
>>60263377
>kate bush
Fun Doomgaze
>>60263176
>synth a capella
I dunno man, I think van canto comes pretty close to that
https://youtu.be/IiESgYr35gA
>>60263577
the chiptunes are annoying, but the actual idea of playing a loop of a solo synth part could be good for other guitar bands...
>>60264204
a capello is voice only - synthetic electronic voice does;t count
>>60264605
but that's what makes it synth a capella
death funk
folk hip-hop
happy hardcore sadcore
good metal
>>60264000
that was really really good, but I wouldn't call it jazzgaze. It just sounds like a more rhythmic Broken Social Scene
>>60264637
I've thought really hard about making this. Screaming into a vocoder and having either really distorted slap bass or heavily filtered guitars to give them a wah sound
>>60263613
Contrarian tbqh
symphonic IDM
national socialist hip hop
heterosexual form of your favorite genre.
Folk dubstep
>>60264653
>folk hip-hop
how is that impossible you fucking faggot
>>60265104
Dubstep is folk music by its most basic definition
>>60264653
Ceschi, Uncluded, Raury, Red Pill, etc.
>>60264914
Moonman
>>60265171
Please explain
Waltz house.
>Ambient noise
>Post-pop
>Proto-post-punk
>>60265338
It was invented by people without much formal training in music, as far as I know.
It was noncommercial, by the people/for the people.
Correct me if I'm wrong
>>60265427
>ambient noise
Tons of crossover
>proto post punk
Literally punk
>>60265427
>Ambient noise
Is this a joke?
>>60263613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x5VRY0tfBU
Ambient big band scattered throughout a mall.
>>60265440
most early american hip-hop is also folk music
>>60265427
>post-pop
Classical.
>>60265470
Maybe by noise he means like noise rock or just general loudness.
>>60265457
>Tons of crossover
u wot
>>60265470
No. I don't see how you could mix both genres.
>>60263176
>Ambient jazz
>Trap folk
>Minimal disco
>>60265427
>Post-pop
What would that be, anyway? You're not defining anything
>>60265365
>Waltz house.
Literally electroswing
>>60265519
Let me guess, the only noise you've heard is Merzbow
>>60265521
>Literally electroswing
House is always 4/4, waltzes are always 3/3. No exceptions.
>>60265521
>waltz house
I think the implication was that waltzes are 3/4 and house is 4/4
I think that house in 3/4 could still be house though
bluegrass gangster rap
>>60265564
Not only is house always 4/4, it has to be four on the floor specifically. Otherwise it's not house.
>>60265556
>house is always 4/4
I think there's a song on deadmau5's album 4x4=12 in 6 that otherwise is a house song, what do you say about that?
>>60265604
I'll listen to it after the track I'm listening to ends.
>>60265604
What's the track called?
>>60265535
No, I have listened to other artists but I haven't gotten that deep into it.
>>60265521
I didn't think it through well. Maybe something more avant-garde, like David Bowie on LSD meets Ornette Coleman
>>60265692
Right This Second
Minimalist New Complexity.
>>60265519
Ok
Most basic example I can think of: Tim Hecker made an entire career out of mixing them.
>>60265604
>>60265807
The intro does feel like a waltz. The rest of the track is house for sure, but that's because the bass line on this part of the track would be identified as 4/4 if you stripped everything else out. If anything it's 12 time (4/4 bass line with each kickdrum hit subdivided in three parts by other instruments.)
>>60265427
of course you can mix ambient and noise
>>60266269
Sure, you could call it 12/8 with four on the floor bass.
I just think it's silly to say that you couldn't have three on the floor house. I can't point to any examples but there's no reason it shouldn't work.
>>60266376
I think you could have three on the floor dance music that would sound good and be danceable, but it wouldn't be house.
>>60265519
Yellow Swans, Axolotl are both great examples of ambient noise
>>60265427
>ambient noise
plenty of stuff within this genre exists
>post-pop
classical or experimental
>proto-post-punk
punk lol
>>60266441
>>post-pop
>classical or experimental
U wot
>>60265427
>>Post-pop
I think what you're saying is that pop music will never stop being made, so it's impossible to be "after" pop music. But post-rock coexists with rock and post-punk coexists with punk. So I don't think that's quite right.
(By the way, this is why post-rock is such a stupid genre name. Almost as stupid as IDM.)
>>60265427
Post-pop is PC Music.
>>60263377
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_pop
>>60263176
>synth a capella
literally, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk
>>60265592
There's literally a band called gangstagrass.
>>60265592
Shoulda linked to begin with.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ezRhtnWWUUc
>>60263176
Synth acapella? Technically imogen heap?
that perfect genre I have in my head that I can never find
>>60265427
>Proto-post-punk
Television - Marquee Moon
>>60263176
Trancendental Hip-Hop
>inb4 the ark work
Blackened Country
Power-Electronic Folk
Acoustic Vaporwave
acoustic acid ?
>>60264653
The Uncluded are folk hip hop (Aesop rock side project)
>>60266857
and Post-Noise
>>60266975
Freak folk. Check out Comus' album First Utterance.
>>60266812
tfw this
>>60267123
post noise is just listening to the world around you. It's just field recordings except your brain is recording the sounds, never to be heard again.
Intelligent Dancegaze
>>60266857
>transcendental hip hop
NOTM if it were happy
>Drone-hop
>>60268143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a70fu7M9tmc
>>60263262
lololol
binary acid house
Chillwave freak folk
How are all these impossible, even if they don't exist?
>>60265556
>3/3
jesus fuckin christ
>>60265807
holy fuck I didnt even notice this and its my favourite on the album
Acoustic EDM
Christian Trash Metal
Vaporwave Revival
good music by system of a down
Progressive Dream Funk
>>60263314
>light metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbzfINsCcVY
>>60268712
>Syndrome of a Down
>>60265519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz5vbXExUgk
There is literally a shit ton of ambient noise, you can stop now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNcu836gydI
Kekcore
>>60263176
>>Ambient big-band
It'd be this with a bunch of big band 78s instead
>>60263314
TesseracT Cloudkicker and some other Djent
>>60263314
blue oyster cult
>>60263377
Mew
Progressive Salsa
Acid R&B
>>60265521
I would definitely say that Bohren & der Club of Gore is definitely Ambient Jazz, and they're pretty well known.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-dfbceq4x4
>>60263613
It's not about the microphone. Sound needs an actual atmosphere in order to travel, and space lacks atmosphere.
>>60263673
Rhythm is the one thing that noise does best, unless you'r solely talking about Harsh Noise Wall but that's just a very small portion of the noise spectrum.
I swear I had some compilation album laying around that was a giant compendium of noise folk stuff, you'd be bound to find something on there that would fit your criteria.
>>60263176
The caretaker makes ambient music with big band samples... an empty bliss beyond the world is a great album
>>60265600
You say that but there's always some fool who says Dreams Of Santa Anna or Stakker Humanoid are 'classic house records'
>>60265427
>Proto-post-punk
modern lovers
Power Industrial Zydeco
>>60263314
Actually, everyone was wrong. I'm replying to myself because I realized HIM exists.
a genre is only impossible because no ones found elements from each parent genre that merge well. there are no impossible genres.
a true impossible genre would require complete lack of sound.
ergo *tips fedroa*, the only impossible genre is music written exclusively for performance in a vacuum. I call it Vacuum Music.
>>60272402
How would you fit all the instruments in a vacuum? The bag is really small
>>60263377
justin timberlake
>>60272402
good points, but we're having fun.
>>60272402
4'33"
Harsh Noise Singer Songwriter fusion
I've been thinking about this for a while now and I can't possibly ever see this happening.
post-music
acoustic dubstep
instrumental a capella
chillwave metal
>>60274417
>instrumental a capella
you do realize that a voice is an instrument as well?
>>60274417
>instrumental a capella
smooth mcgroove
ambient hard rock
>>60274417
>chillwave metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIPMJIl0kWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywlWkkNl19U
>>60263176
Symphonic Jazz-Fusion Punk
post rock with no climaxes and electronic drums
mathgaze
raggae math
progressive drone
big band minimalism
acoustic shoegaze
>>60275111
>acoustic shoegaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRKwuJ1hmYU
>>60275255
>>60275111
Shit, wrong song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDsRsCJZBr8
>>60264616
That's why it's an impossible genre.
>>60263377
The The
>>60265427
>Proto-post-punk
Literally The Velvet Underground
>>60263377
The Beach Boys
Kate Bush
Bjork
Lucio Battisti
Serge Gainsbourg
Fishmans
Blackened bop
>>60265427
>Proto-post-punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMs1pcuNu1A
melodic noise
>>60275356
I've definitely heard noise that fits this description
Unfortunately I'm no expert so I can't point you in the right direction
>>60263176
pop punk
>>60275413
death grips kek
>>60275435
Radiohead
>>60274759
Van Der Graaf Generator
>>60274759
Painkiller - Guts of a Virgin
>>60274759
Midori
>>60275111
Have you even first wave post rock?
Also, pretty much all of these genres are possible, although I don't know how progressive drone would work.
>>60266857
>blackened country
https://crepusculonegro.bandcamp.com/album/cn-30-desert-dances-and-serpent-sermons
>>60274417
>acoustic dubstep
Look up Moon Hooch. It's jazz fusion crossed with the sounds of dubstep.
![R-684502-1423784384-3050.jpeg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YIuXy2p.jpg "R-684502-1423784384-3050.jpeg[1].jpg")
>>60263344
u wot
![acoustica_300dpi_cmyk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zIAQEDi.jpg "acoustica_300dpi_cmyk[1].jpg")
>>60264876
it's also really good
>>60267658
Seefeel
Sweet Trip
>synth a capella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNFSB4PnVPI
>>60274237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFLlqwIh9M
>>60265556
>3/3
Were you born retarded or did your mum cause that trying to fix her mistake?
>>60264637
Nu/Funk metal
Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puTVEFa9kRE
>>60264653
>good metal
here's your well memed
>>60265427
Every one of these exists
>>60266857
>Blackened Country
Panoptiocon?
>>60268680
Either you meant thrash or trash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQSa3VW5yKI
>>60270143
Your favorite artist
>>60270463
>Progressive Salsa
Bossa nova
>>60274493
Atmospheric doom
Funeral doom
Last Earth album
>>60275111
>acoustic shoegaze
Slowdive - Dagger
>>60275335
the closer i can get :
Shining ( not the dsbm band )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWjdi9dAjYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Gvhjz-RQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEOp0aVZqgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOVImFG6ZzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K_r_5LNGEU
>>60270463
>progressive salsa
mars volta. specifically parts of Lvia and The end of Viscera eyes
>>60274759
also mars volta. on the album Frances the Mute
>>60275289
Acapella through a vocoder?
>>60265338
Folk music by definition is music that untrained people make by themselves, for themselves, and genre doesn't really matter.
As electric and electronic instruments have come into the hands of common people, so the sound of folk music has changed.
>>60275435
>i've never heard of Green Day
>Instrumental EBM
I was actually thinking about this this morning. Eden Synthetic Corps did one track on Eight Thousand Square Feet which was instrumental, and you can tell that the album is EBM because of the vocals on the other tracks, but I think if someone made a fully Instrumental EBM it would get mislabelled as something else. What would you guys call it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmVrginoYC8
>>60263176
>>Ambient big-band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dph-bkJL_wM
>>60277072
>fully Instrumental EBM album*
>>60263314
Literally metal with gain rolled down
>>60277055
how cool is that?
Proto-electronica
Straightedge Funk
Neo-protopunk
Glam grunge
Quality rap
>Medieval Dubstep
>>60277151
>Straightedge Funk
what?
>glam grunge
what?
>>60277136
Might be really cool, but it makes him look like a retard when he posts the musical niche that they fit into on a music board as "an impossible genre".
>>60277151
>Glam Grunge
Thought provoking
>Straightedge Funk
There are probably christian funk bands....
>>60263176
>Ambient big-ban
This could exist and with good compositions it could be awesome. Something like "Harold Budd - Avalon Sutra" but with a bigger band, maybe with extra strings for backing and some horns and sparser compositions so that all the extra instrumentation doesn't lead to the music sounding too big or present.
>>60277274
They're...not funky. At all.
Black Synth Metal
Drone Ragtime
Goth Raga
Atmospheric Sludge Jazz
Noise Funk
>>60277412
>black synth metal
The Ark Work
>drone ragtime
paulstretch a ragtime or The Caretaker
>goth raga
good idea but not impossible
>atmospheric sludge jazz
Merkabah
>noise funk
not impossible and pretty sure it has been done
meghan trainor
Cholo Goth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQjtFc8sNtI
>>60277412
>Black Synth Metal
I think you could make a good case that Aggrotech with guitars fits that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw5qLSQJkVw
Skinhead R&B
Twee Blues
>>60263176
https://thecaretaker.bandcamp.com/album/a-stairway-to-the-stars
This is the closest to ambient big band I know of
>>60263176
Post-carnival jazzcore
>>60278048
>Post-carnival jazzcore
Is that like a bootlegged jazz session when everyone is hungover from partying all night?
>>60277412
>black synth metal
Lots of atmoshit uses synths
3rd wave vaporska
Progressive roots rock.
progressive punk
>>60280176
Drive Like Jehu
>>60275944
this is this:
1-record plama wave (not pressure wave, what we cal sound)
2-put on a program that will get those recorded waves and will just assume this input (frequencies..) is pressure wave and not plasma wave
3-use some program to edit it to make it more musical (plasmawave usually result in glitch, harsh noise and on some ultra rare cases, ambient with drones)
>>60280176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnFVMkTWaBw
Math/Doom Metal
>>60263314
i kekd
>>60263314
>light metal
You mean, metal that is:
HI-FI
Slow
Clean (not distorted)
Droned
maximalistic
Christian Lyrics
Light Themes
Wispered Vocals
Usual Song Structures
Excluding the maximalistic, wispered vocals, clean, usual song structures, light themes and hifi, this is drone doom metal
Ayio guys, what do you think a genre like Math Hop (Mah Rock dynamics in hip hop) would turn out?
pls archive this thread guys
>>60281378
Been looking for something that fits this description (though not trying hard)
>>60264876
Rossz Csillag Allat Született by Venetian Snares exists
>>60275829
I wouldn't consider Moon Hooch to be crossed with jazz fusion but they definitely have some songs that would be considered acoustic dubstep
Also poor memed to every "good _______" reply
Acoustic trance
>>60263347
The books.........
>>60263361
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>>60268712
FUCK U!!!!!!!
>>60275111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U6yyCJNdpY
I always kind of thought of this as acoustic shoegaze somehow
>>60263176
good country
good indie folk
good whatever your favorite genre is
> Dream folk
> Vaporpunk
>>60266975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYC-ms7EndM
>>60285105
dream folk has been done many a time.
>>60265427
>Proto-post-punk
>>60277151
>Neo-protopunk
Dead Moon
The Fuzztones
The Gories
Scientists
Downtempo ambient
good hip hop
>>60281378
>>60282335
Are you me
>>60270095
I really like this, more of this?
>>60263176
good lord that is a handsome man
Gregorian Synth Metal
Ambient Surf Pop
>>60281378
Busdriver - Scoliosis Jones
Clipping - Story 2
Jarren Benton - Rage (ft. Dillinger Escape Plan)
TSSP - Badd Timing
>>60277412
>Atmospheric Sludge Jazz
Naked City's Leng Tch'e
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDP19Vieg7k
>>60286196
yes. go find it.
>>60287949
Lol, someone doesn't like to spoonfeed.
Still searching for a decent progressive dreamfunk album.
music which is good
>>60284731
did someone say good country/indie folk
>>60263663
i actually tried to start a proggresive reggae band (emphasis on odd time signatures and actually using huge chord proggresions that make the song fly through several keys and shit and develop motifs etc) with a friend, but she turned out to be a musically illiterate plebian and her guitarist friend who could 'shred' could literally not play guitar if his life depended on it. I have never been more dissapointed in my life bc i though i was gonna have the most fun EVER.
Thanks for reading my blog
>>60288622
his bandcamp with all his albums is literally on the fuckin page. Its not about spoonfeeding, its just common sense to look 1st rather than be a lazy shit.
>>60290145
I don't think you understand, i was making fun of myself... being spoonfed means you're being lazy.
