You have 10 seconds to be as burger records as possible.
>as burger
Heheh. Heh.
stop spamming this
sage
>viral marketing
Fuck off with your shit tier label.
i'm glad this diy label exists to help artists like me thrive in a male-dominated industry.
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>>53646909
k u caught us sory dudes :(
i love the garden
not joking btw they are great
LMAO I WALKED DOWN FOURTH STREET IN SANTA ANA I'M CULTURED AF
dude cassettes lmao
>>53646973
yeah, the garden fucking rules. puzzle and enjoy too. didn't know that they were on burger :(
>>53647088
oh you listen to their solo stuff too? i love it
i think going to see the garden live this week so i've been listening to their music a lot
have you seen the new twinheads doc about them? its great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsWcQDuRTDU
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>>53647088
>>53647172
all me btw
lol weed
>>53647228
>lol pizza and weed
fixed
I am the lead singer and guitarist of the surf-punk band The Aquadolls. The music I play is loud and aggressive. When we have concerts, the crowd is expecting an exciting show, and I make sure that they get what they came for. I dominate the stage when I perform. When I sing, I am strong and my voice becomes an empowering scream that feels so great to let out. I run back and forth across the stage, engaging with anyone who is lucky enough for me to make eye contact with. I put my foot up on the speakers and play my guitar as hard as I can, chipping my nail polish on the strings and staining the microphone with my lipstick.
>>53647284
>this whole post
oh my god she sucks, i don't even have to listen to their music to know that
/thread
>>53647172
i haven't seen the doc but they're great live. i'll watch that now.
fletcher pisses me off because of how prolific he is. i get jealous.
>>53647434
yeah i watched an enjoy live show and it was great, i would enjoy going to see enjoy much more but i still love the garden
i wish wyatt used real drums because the tracks come out much better with fletcher on drums
i know what you mean, i don't know how the dude can pump out so much music
HI WE ARE BURGER RECORDS AND WE SELL PSYCHEDELIC / POP / PUNK CASSETTES WITH LOTS OF REVERB. WE HAVE PUT OUT OVER 600 BANDS BECAUSE WE DONT CARE IF OUR COUSINS WOULD START AN LGBT-SURFPUNK BAND OR THAT MY GRANDMA WOULD MAKE A SPOKEN WORD RECORD. WE PRETEND TO BE VERY POOR BUT IN REALITY WE MAKE LOADS A' DOSH OFF OF EDGY CRUST-PUNK TEENS WITH LOCAL BAND PATCHES WHO VISIT OUR STORE I HOPE YOU HAVE GREAT TIME WITH YOUR WASHED OUT RECORDS
>>53647412
>does anybody want a bart simpson stick and poke?
god that one killed me
>>53647746
why.
is that not punk as heck?
someone pass the drugs lol
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>>53647810
what is this supposed to be? bart simpson
>>53647855
yea
>>53647888
nice
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please copy paste this into every thread
i smoke weed, love pizza, and only listen to stuff if its indie!! that makes me cool right?
bro that is so dope! Yeah I follow Joe Rogan on twitter and listen to 3rd eye binaurial beats!
BRO WEED PIZZA IS LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND
>>53647806
yeah i mean its recognisable ;)
I love twin peaks!
vinyl girl fo life! check out my tumblr!
i sure hope i pass my math test tomorrow!
burger records rankings
1. weed pizza
2. james and the autists
3. ILUVREVB
4. coach potato
5. the shitheads
>>53647412
this is the best one of these
rad vibes pizza dank weed, man
Oh, your band is signed to Burger? You must have a band.
fuck off kevin
>>53646923
literally fuck off
I have a fuck ton of cassettes with shitty j cards
>>53647412
>i know
>>53647688
most accurate
Weezer
GTA V satirizes the whole burger records stereotype if you ever listen to vinewood boulevard intermissions
typical conversation at a burger show
>OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A BABE!
>hey, can I bum a stog?
>dude, Mac DeMarco is such a babe
>I bought some simpsons VHS tapes yesterday!
>That Twin Peaks/Beyonce mash-up shirt is EVERYTHING!
>guys, no hotboxing my mom's minivan, okay?
