You have to go down on the last female musician you listened to.
How fucked are you?
Jacqui McShee
Hmmmm, if this were 1969 then FUCK YES.
>>53055681
>Bjork - Vulnicura
/thread
Latex is nice too.
>Björk
I hope I'm fucked too
>honey owens
not ideal but okay
listenin to grimes atm
i am excite
I think it was iggy, good thing I'm not black
thank you based god
I wouldn't object.
Seriously tho she is one hot mama
cocteau twins, so elizabeth fraser
i wonder if i could make her yowl
Life would finally have cut me a break, OP
Bjork
Not fucked at all bro, not fucked at all.
>Kimbra
I'm so happy with this.
Joni Mitchell...'71 to be precise. I'm on board.
>>53055754
>>53055755
Bjork too.
I imagine her pussy couldn't be that bad, Icelandic women live in the cold, holding all warmth deep within their pussy juice.
>>53055803
same. better than ok with this
can i go back to the 80s?
![st-vincent-pitchfork-650-430[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/exbddOg.jpg "st-vincent-pitchfork-650-430[1].jpg")
Looking forward to it.
yvette young, i can dig it
>Kitty Pryde
WILD HORSES COOOOUUUULDN'T DRAG ME AWAY
>>53055681
>Alice Glass
Only thing I'd be worried about are STDs
Weyes Blood
I can live with that.
>>53055859
under-appreciated and undervalued post.
>Dirty Projectors
Haley, Amber, or Angel...choices
>Bjork
it would be weird but cool
you're not gonna get a lot of people complaining op. most female musicians are hot
finally
>>53056026
who the hell takes pictures of strangers. and whoever took this wasn't even discreet about it lmao
>born in 1948, still alive
yeah i'm fucked.
>>53056026
who
is
this
seman
deman
What an awful punishment OP
Mahhhh I got Kim Gordon.
She looked old as fuck in 1990 let alone 2015
There is a god.
>>53055888
nice trips
Bjorkkkkkk.
Question, can i go back to 1998?
>Ella Fitzgerald
FUCK.
Lia Marie Johnson
Yesssss
A-Anyone wanna join for some dp?
Nicki Minaj
oh yes
>Meredith Monk
Fuck
Yissss
but they're both lesbians so they wouldn't enjoy it very much at all, it is good that this is only a fictitious game being played on a mongolian puppet show themed imageboard :o)
>>53055681
I don't listen to shallow, image-based crap, sorry!
>>53055754
She's 50.
>Björk
Its like you want me to have a good time. Thanks OP!
too bad she's sad right now...
>jessie ware
kool
>>53056165
Same, would've preferred Marilyn Monroe.
>>53056293
>all female musicians make "shallow, image-based crap"
Could be any of the singers from Disclosure or Taylor Swift.
I'm very happy with this.
>>53056293
*49
And why wouldn't you want some prime, mature, Icelandic pussy?
>>53056272
ayye! nownow is my shit!
>>53056344
They do, kiddo.
>>53056359
You must be '18'
Go two bed, kid.
>>Jenn Ghetto
I'm more than ok with this but I'm pretty sure she's gay
>>53056361
ayy lmao
>Portishead
Dear lord yes please
The lead singer in this video. I don't even know her name but I love this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO-2DErkmus
Wouldn't mind going down on her, either.
>The black bitch from Light Asylum
you gotta be fuckin kiddin me here
Sara Weiner, the bassist of Weakling. No idea if she's hot but she's a pretty good bassist, Weakling is GOAT of course, and she also played with the guitarist of Weakling in an ok doom metal band.
well alright alright alright
Grouper
Why not? Liz Harris is kinda qt :3
90s cat power was top qt
>tfw no vulnerable alcoholic insecure musician gf
>>53056165
young ell fitzgerald wasn't as fat. she was kinda attractive in that sort of jungle woman way.
>>53056386
so i see you've turned twenty, learned everything about human sexuality and realized people past thirty stop being sexually appealing in any way possible.
ok kid.
>>53056654
I'm 27.
Women look like shit past 16, they only appeal to beta kiddies like you.
>Geneviève Castrée
Sorry Phil
>>53056752
>Women look like shit past 16, they only appeal to beta kiddies like you.
a-and you according to the first part of your sentence.
>>53056752
>past 16
>I'm 27
>>>/b/
>Perfume
All 3? Yes please
>>53056752
>Women look like shift past 16
>I'm 27
kiddy diddler detected
>>53056791
What?
Speak English, beta kiddie.
>>53056814
Fuck off kid, you came here from /b/ like everybody else
>>53056871
>m-muh feels
>>53055681
>Alex Gehring
OP I love you, I have the biggest crush on her
whoever's song is playing on /b/.
meh, not bad.
Foxes, I'm okay with this.
>>53056871
>tfw this 10/10 super banging hispanic chick works at subway fuck
>see her come into my work one day with her dad
>she lives with her dad and works at a fastfood place
>dawns on me she is only 16 maybe 17
>i'm 25
fuck man. should I kill myself? its all downhill from here
Fuck me what was I thinking.
>>53057064
>10/10
>16/17
Nope. none exist
I think it would be harder to start naming unattractive female musicians. Popular ones anyway.
>>53057455
what then, twelve or twenty-five? :^)
>>53058048
Closer to 12.
this is 100% fine by me
I heard a snippet of a female singing opera from the t.v. downstairs. I'm pretty sure I'm fucked in more ways than one.
>jarboe
yeah im fucked
gets hot when you're rubbing twigs.
imokaywiththis
>>53058229
forgot pic
Kate Bush
I think I'm good. Really good.
>>53056048
IDK but it's not just dudes. Some fucking viral image blew up just because it was some attractive teenage boy working at target. Just google "alex from target" and that shit is everywhere.
>>53058240
The fuck? is that a troll from world of warcraft?
The lead singer from melt banana. Dunno what she looks like but if she sounds like she sings then I'm happy.
>>53055865
>>53055803
who dat? On mobile, can't image search.
HAHAHAHA!
I would sell me house to be able to go down on Miley Cyrus.
Fuck the last female artist is listened to, I just listened to Nicolas Jaar
>tfw listening to sleater-kinney
>>53058321
no, any troll is more attractive
Sounds good to me.
>>53056882
>Fuck off kid, you came here from /b/ like everybody else
people sincerely think this
>>53055681
Hnnngggg Kacy Hill
>>53058353
shes like 5/10 at best
>>53055681
>>53058369
>Even the males are.
Britty Drake from Pity Sex.
Question: Can we sit around and play guitar before and after? I'm pretty sure I'd like it so much more that way.
>>53055681
i'm completely fine with this
>>53057064
What? Just never go to that subway again, fag.
I mean for real you did nothing wrong. Obviously the law is it's own thing, just avoid that shit, bro.
She's a fully developed female, you're in the clear as far as morality goes.
>>53055681
Janis Martin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez5g5V2awuM
If this meant travelling in time, it would be awesome.
If not, I'd be fucked (she's dead).
Yess
Viet Cong.
I'm okay with this.
>>53058490
her pic
>>53056386
>They do, kiddo.
>mfw
Eh. Could be worse.
>alice glass
hello herpes my old friend
Fuck the STD free life, im going inn
fuck yeah
I LOVE U KATIE
>>53056865
We have a winner
i'm into it
who's first
Would probably choose Carrie tbh. Who would you pick?
Considering the video currently autoplaying on /b/, I'm going to guess a lot of people are going down on Joan Baez.
Tricot, I'm okay with this
>>53058353
bilinda butcher from mbv
>>53055681
Mahalia Jackson.
>>53058353
she's the ultimate qt in everything except physical appearance
if you were listening to bambi's dilemma or earlier you could also pick rika the bass player who is totally hot
>Moe Tucker
dear god no. I worship her but not like that.
Gangsta Boo.... Oh god...
sky
>>53055681
Victoria Legrand
come thru.
Ellie Rowsell
>>53059033
>ex-girl
My negro
>her face when
tfw not man enough to please bork
>>53058525
the only anon ITT i'm actually jealous of
except maybe the fag who listens to taylor swift
>>53058520
Thanks for proving my point.
well...
>>53055877
the length of her neck has bothered me lately. it's not even that it's that long, but she just giraffe lunges it out into space in every other picture.
>>53055681
>The Sugarcubes
Oh dear, young Björk.
Well...
She seems like a nice lady
Joanna Newsom. I would reverently worship Her goddesslike ladyflower.
>>53059209
She's gonna make you her bitch
And share you w all her friends
>>53055833
I'd fuck her as she is now as well, no regrets
>>53062264
step up, goy!
Kim Gordon..
Fucking hell she looks like Bowie in a wig
>>53058421
Do I have to go after you finish?
With pleasure
Tracy Chapman.
:(
>>53062310
>Janis Joplin
If by back then, that's not bad. If right now, then I'm fucked.
Could've been worse
>>53058357
Nice!
I dunno how she looks now, but she's looked good in pictures.
The girl from.alvvays so ok i guess
>>53062319
>wanting disgusting maggot pussy
>>53055681
elliphant
Awww Yeahhh
![Ziggy-Stardust-ziggy-stardust-8526913-350-500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x2dLmfl.jpg "Ziggy-Stardust-ziggy-stardust-8526913-350-500[1].jpg")
Does ziggy-era bowie count as female? this is a pretty damn feminine costume he's wearing
a-also, i wouldn't mind, erm, going down on him, n-no homo or anything like that
Voice of an angel but fucking hell
>>53055681
the girl from Chromatics
>>53059048
same
if I'm going down on the Stevie Nicks that recorded Rumors, thats fucking insanely awesome, but if its current Stevie, well, umm, ah fuck it, thats not bad at all either.
And older chicks are way better in bed than younger chicks - I've been with women as young as 16 and as old as 63
Her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1IK1OTTaOU
So, eager.
Taylor Swift. Noice.
The last band I listened to that actually had girls in it was bmsr, so I guess my choices are the seven fields of aphelion and pony. Pony is a larger woman and seven is married to tobacco, and given the amount of respect I have for him I wouldn't want to do that.
I guess I personally don't fair very well either way.
>>53055681
>Joanna Newsom
Good lord.
Jessy Lanza
She seems nice
>>53062504
You lucky dog, you.
Annie clark.
Not bad.
I'd gladly do so
>tfw no patrician post-punk gf
also, why the fuck can't I find more pictures of the goddess that is Linder Sterling.
Sweet
>>53062490
noice for you maybe.
Tay-tay thinks not
I think it was that sasha grey band youtube in some post a couple days ago
does this mean ill be eating black jiss?
>>53062572
pls post links to musics shes done, I only see interviews on YT, but would like to hear her stuff since she's from my favoriite musical scene
>>53062608
kiss her and taste Chelsea snatch you lucky dog
>>53062719
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know much of her work aside from Ludus. But since I fell in love with it I'm gonna search for some other projects that include her. But from what I know, she's primarily a visual artist, so I don't know if there's much material.
She's also very good friends with Morrisey.
>kate bush
I would have liked to have eaten hur out 30 years ago. but now? yeesh
>60's rita lee
Oh god please
>Eleanor Friedberger
I won't complain.
The girl from Olivia Tremor Control
>The Magnetic Fields
Susan Anway or Claudia Gonson then, I guess. Eh. I wonder what Anway looked like when she was still with the band.
> Lady Gaga
I think I'd be cool with that.
>>53062582
who cares what that stupid dyke thinks
>>53062310
Do it, bitch.
>>53062754
Checking out Ludus now and liking them!
I think I actually did listen to them before when was originally getting nto punk as a teenager but dismissed them for being too arty because I was pretty much looking for sheer anger and aggression in those days
Got a DL link handy for their LP (or single, EP whatever) for a lazy fuck?
And what's your favorite song by them?
>>53062976
>dyke
I'm going to urgently require a pic (as graphic as possible) to believe she a lesbo.
Preferably with Miranda Lambert, how fucking hot would that be
Amy Winehouse.
Not into necrophilia. Sorry, Amy.
>>53063030
Ludus - The Visit/The Seduction
>jazzy post punk
https://mega.co.nz/#!kgMWhZ6C!IYErRQYT0pWoKsfzAFjPQmduOE1H3NnI9itBQnsTqCM
use the archive dude!
also currently downloading Pickpocket/Danger Came Smiling on soulseek.
Favorite Song: I Can't Swim, I Have Nightmares
It perfectly blends the post-punkiness of The Visit EP + the canterbury jazzy vibe that The Seduction LP has.
>cherry vanilla
sure. why not?
I'm absolutely okay with this if It's her in the late 70's / 80's
>>53056386
>two
Are you "18"
>>53063621
He's a "g" with auto correct, dawg,you'd know that if didn't have a ghetto ass phone like a buster you scrub
>>53055681
>Bjork
I'd fucking pay to do that.
I don't know if I would be okay with this, but her Peel Sessions sure are great.
>Sleater-Kinney
Score!
>>53063143
Bless your heart!
I know I could have checked the archive, but I just wanted to further the discussion in addition to being a lazy POS
Have you heard Fad Gadget? I think you'd like his stuff if you haven't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--uIohvi1lo
And maybe you know who the woman he is pictured with here?
>>53062504
Don't pass up the chance to eat out that ass too
>bjork
i don't even find her too attractive now that shes like 50 but i'd still do it just cuz i love her
>>53062466
>been with women as old as 63
holy shit lol
>Chelsea Wolfe
Pretty good
>>53058294
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/11/alex-from-target-is-scared-to-go-outside.html
>trapped inside my own meme
wat
Jackpot.
>>53063891
kiss her and you'll taste Sasha Grey's vag you lucky dog
>>53062736
>>53063870
She was a well preserved, skinny hippie chick with dreads to her ass that were that silvery shade of white and just sexy as hell in how free and fun she was in everything she did (well at least when she was on the up part of her bipolar bullshit)
And she was down to consider doing anything, which is way more common in women over 30 than younger chicks. Older women know what they like, are way more likely to be assertive about it, and generally have moved past being ashamed or weird about things
Oh, and I was 38 when I was with her so it's not that crazy
Y E S
E
S
>>53064154
haha, dat ass and all that fried chicken? she is so looking to get raped by a pack of niggers it's ridiculous
if you went down on a grill then wouldn't you be fucked by definition regardless of who's involved
>>53064206
epic post my friend
She seems cool and friendly. Awright.
for the greater good
>>53064249
>oral sex is not sex
mfw
Maria Callas.
Fuck yeah. I'm very OK with this.
>>53064125
>I was 38
Holy shit man how old are you? This place is full of virgin losers in their 20s, myself included. What are you doing on /mu/
She's a former porn star so...
>>53055681
>hildegard von bingen
not gonna suck off a corpse m8
>>53064483
>you will never see the 100+ scenes she made when she was 15 with a fake ID
>>53064490
>a corpse
She'll be a Skeleton at best.
>>53055681
Grouper
>>53064386
eatin ain't cheatin'
>>53064515
I have. I used to work at a porn store, and the purchasing agent had a huge collection of shit - he put in a VHS tape and said "guess who this is??"
Honestly she looked a lot older than some porn stars now who are in their 20s
>>53056189
only if it's part of an occult ritual.
>>53064519
Skeletons are still corpses
>t-swift
thank you, based god
saw them live on tuesday.
she is kinda old but i still would
She won't enjoy it but I will
imogen heap
not bad i guess
>>53064582
Yeah, obviously she didn't look her age, or they wouldn't have filmed her.
That takes all the fun out of it though pretty much.
Imagine being one of those guys who banged her when she was 15 though. They probably beat off to their own scenes with her all the time.
Natalie Prass. Bless the lord(e).
The girl from Promise and the Monster. I would be her monster any time.
>>53055681
>Daoko
>17 year-old Japanese girl
I am blessed
>>53058198
was probably callas
>pic related
>Dirty Projectors
I don't want a fight with Avey so I'll take Amber. Should be nice.
pls no I didn't ask for this shovel faced Australian bitch
>>53056882
why do you keep calling everyone kid
>>53056386
>two
>being this bad at interacting with people
![tokimonsta[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P4rehdB.jpg "tokimonsta[1].jpg")
>>53055681
tokimonsta. not too bad really.
>>53058390
enjoy hepatitis
Hanin Elias, from Atari Teenage riot.
I don't think she's terribly attractive, but I don't really mind either.
I think I'd do it. Not sure he'd be down.
>>53055681
Thank you God.
>Tegan & Sara
it would be fun but I'd probably disappoint them. I'm sure they're no strangers to getting eaten out
>FKA Twigs
i guess i could live with it
>>53056487
>tfw no tired gf
i feel kinda creepy typing this but, if by going down on her i was making her happy, it would make me happy
>tfw no sad musician qt gf
What's the name of the girl from The Knife? Her.
Dammit, I got Beth Gibbons
>>53066766
>girl
u fuckin mysogynist pig shitlord cucklover
>>53056528
don't think that's relevant now because now he's going to be eating out a corpse
>>53055681
not sure if actually a female tbh
>>53056752
Are you that 27-year-old dude who dates his 12-year-old cousin?
I hope no one ever knows about my guilty pleasure
>>53056078
look at the throat area ;)
>the singer from Midori
DESTURAAA
>>53055681
I'll fucking take it, bet she's kinky af
>>53058240
Robert Pattinson is that u, son?
>>53055681
>Elizabeth Fraser
well, I'd be honored, but she's kind of gross
![buscabullacabezalao[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9g4tGOc.jpg "buscabullacabezalao[1].jpg")
fuck yea
i am not worthy of Caitlin Dacey
>>53069030
>That sexy ass manly face
I bet she has a stronger, more defined jawline than u betafag
Sounds good to me
hi sza
