Make up a band name, anons tell you the genre.
BONUS: Make up a fake band name AND their debut album, anons tell you genre AND p4k score
I'll start:
>The Dead Buckleys - Aleatoric Sodomy
>Slowdiiv - Devin Goes to College
Flagpole Syndicate - Flagpole Syndicate
T O R C H E S - The heat we share will keep us warm
>Racially Charged Lesbians - Burning Down America
>>52413932
>Flagpole Syndicate - Flagpole Syndicate
Synthpunk, P4k 7.4, Fantano strong 8
>T O R C H E S - The heat we share will keep us warm
Indie pop, P4k 5.8, Fantano strong 6
>>52413900
>The Dead Buckleys - Aleatoric Sodomy
Progressive Rock. 4.5
>Slowdiiv - Devin Goes to College
Meme Rap. 8.0
Genius - Genius
>Millipede - Snowbank
This World - Go Deeper
Sad - Back To The Past
>>52413936
Ironic Feminist Punk, 8.6 BNM
>>52413986
Math Rock, 4.9
Hick Rarrison - This is my Pawn Shop
Inoress - Up and Down
To Forgive And Forget - Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep
Atomizer - The End of Civilization
Blackula - Transilvania
Drink - Eyedrop
Cellphone charger - First Call
Oats - I Think I Miss You
Rosetta Kidney Stone - Antisocial Justice Warrior
>>52413900
>The Dead Buckleys - Aleatoric Sodomy
Tumblr/Feminist Punk Rock - 8.6
>Slowdiiv - Devin Goes to College
Devin's solo project; nothing but bass lines being layered with other bass lines - 9.5
>>52414018
>This World - Go Deeper
1st Wave revival Post-Rock, 7.8
>Sad - Back To The Past
Dream Pop, 6.8
>>52414011
>>Millipede - Snowbank
Lyrically-focused Indie Rock, 8.2
>>52414050
>Hick Rarrison - This is my Pawn Shop
Bandcamp-core, p4k doesn't review it
>>52414060
>Inoress - Up and Down
Goth Rock, 6.5
>>52414069
>To Forgive And Forget - Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep
Lo-Fi Acoustic Rock, 8.3 BNM
>>52414011
>Millipede - Snowbank
Traditional Folk, 6.7
>>52414018
>This World - Go Deeper
Indie Hip-hop, 9.0
>Sad - Back To The Past
Black Metal, 7.2
The Lost Boys of Attica - Rise of the Antarctic Republic
>>52413900
>Slowdiiv
>>52414096
You made me laugh far too much with that anon, fuck you
>>52414100
Faggot
Elemental Biome - Fucked up Clockwork
Irano - He
Mostly Fire - Burning Down The House
Rambo In - The Air
>>52414139
Progmetal 7.0
>>52414142
Atmospheric black metal 8.2
Black Buckeye - Cheesy Cream with Nuts
>Kindergarten Friendzone - Sombertown
>The Low Flying Buddy Holly - Airstripped
>>52414069
>To Forgive And Forget - Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep
Crescendo Post-Rock - 9.0
>>52414092
>Oats - I Think I Miss You
Lo-fi Folk - 6.8
>>52414088
>Blackula - Transilvania
Comedy Rap/Meme Rap - 3.6
>Drink - Eyedrop
Math Rock - 7.8
>Cellphone charger - First Call
'Indie' Rock w/ Synths - 7.0
Decided to go even further and make a track list for extra bonus points.
>Purple Moon - S/T
1. Smog (5:33)
2. Big City Lights and the China Shop (7:12)
3. Saharan Cheer (3:48)
4. Purple Moon (15:56)
5. Green Sun (7:37)
6. Lady with a Cigarette (3:24)
7. Jungle Baby (3:18)
8. Midnight Highway and Neon Lights (9:02)
9. Free Groove (8:29)
10. Psychedelic Hellion(12:10)
11. Gong (3:58)
12. Infinite High (8:15)
Sex Bomb-omb - You Are Never Here When I Need You
The Burning Souls - A Life Left to Live
The Randy Watsons - Sexual Chocolate
>>52414191
Nu Wave Psychedelic Metal, 7.8
>>52414155
>Mostly Fire - Burning Down The House
Emo - 6.8
>Rambo In - The Air
Post Rock - 5.2
Laced in Bone - Trapped Inside
Popcorn - Soundtracks for 3:38 AM
Glass Whip - Baking Soda
>7.4
U-Bahn - Trouble with the Timetable on the U5 line
Six High - The Teller's Hand
>>52414177
Neo-Psych Rock - 8.1
>>52414196
Drone Metal/Shoegaze - 8.3
>>52414226
Ambient/Glitch - 5.3
>>52414229
Comedy Rap - 7.2
>>52414205
Neo-Soul/Funk - 6.8
>The RIP Lyl Society- RIP
>The Human Automaton - If Corporations Were People Then The Corporation Bearing My Name Would Have No Girlfriend
>>52414191
Can-influenced Psych Rock, 8.6 BNM. Jungle Baby, the poppy fast tempoed song released as a single, gets BNT'd.
>>52414177
>Black Buckeye - Cheesy Cream with Nuts
Sea Chanty-influenced Math Rock, 8.5
>>52414179
>The Granthams
britpop, 7.0
>>52414181
>>Kindergarten Friendzone - Sombertown
ironic-but-not-really-ironic Slowcore, 3.7
>>The Low Flying Buddy Holly - Airstripped
Garage Punk, 7.9
Encyclopaedia Britannica - Vol. 1. A
>captcha Brith
3 Bedroom House - All Your Parents Ever Wanted
Hippoweedamus - S/T
Meme - S/T
Outfable - Precombating Plankton
>>52414278
Ambient - 7.7
>>52414282
>3 Bedroom House - All Your Parents Ever Wanted
Emo/Math Rock - 8.3 BNM, reviewed by Ian Cohen
>Hippoweedamus - S/T
Neo-Psych Rock - 7.4
Ian's Niece and The Xenon Kisses - Greek Lesbians Like It Hairy
Robots Who Feel - My Life With The Frog
>>52413932
>Flagpole Syndicate
Punk
>T O R C H E S
Shitty indie pop
>>52413936
Shitty feminist punk
>>52413986
Could be anything really
>>52414011
Comfy folk rock
>>52414018
>This World
Djent or prog rock
>Sad
Emo revival
>>52414069
>To Forgive And Forget
Crescendocore
>>52414076
Big Black worship
>>52414088
>Blackula
Shitty comedy rap
>Drink
Jangly shoegaze
>Cellphone charger
Shitty FL-core
>>52414092
Derivative acoustic emo
>>52414096
Fun hardcore
>>52414191
Smooth but overworn post-rock
>>52414293
There is an artist called Meme
Lauryn's Valid Point - For Sure Brother
>>52413900
>The Dead Buckleys - Aleatoric Sodomy
While the narrative of 2020 has overwhelmingly been dominated by the hushed laffing of voyeur-phonics and other (illicitly-)found sound, one of the newest, oldest, side-side-side projects of this decade has once again taken up the mantle of "rock band." Racial appropriation and misogyny conversations having been reduced to image macros on national television, and nuclear disarmament clearly off the table, the world draws closer to the anniversary of the release of Black Messiah, the imprisonment of Bobby Shmurda, and the character assassination of Milo by 4chan. The Dead Buckleys were more than aware. Distilling the instability of intravenous drug-fueled 70s New York and the abject selfishness and sunshine of Coachella Valley in 2012, the three LES-natives of The Dead Buckleys break from their previous assurance to their fans that they're "not about that bass, about that bass." The album cover is a tight shot of a '59 Fender P-Bass, which will be unknown to most people, which is itself a perfect representation of the incomprehensible low-freq maelstrom therein.
MORE AFTER THE JUMP. NSFW.
>>52414088
>Blackula - Transilvania
Rap with heavy funk and black metal samples. 8.7
The Lunatic Weather - I Love You Too, Sister Of Mine
>>52414263
1) punk
2) nu-metal / industrial
>>52414226
80's electropop
>>52414278
math rock
Neutral Milk Grips - Beefheart Collective
>>52414345
Garage rock - 6.5
>>52413900
Howard B Spergus - Autistorium
Car Alarm Clock- I Would Say That's That, Mattress Man
Uashashuashusauh - xxFUCK_YOUxx (Remastered) *Actually it isn't remastered, but when we remaster this piece of crap in 15 years it will be written (Remastered) twice lmao*
Arnold Polymer - s/t
The Vaudevilliains - Rock'n'Roll High School Drop-outs
>>52414353
>Robots Who Feel - My Life With The Frog
Cloudrap - bread/10 by Anthony Fantano
who's earl gettin schooled 2 da gaem by in that pic?
>>52414453
BRcore
The Deadophiles - Married to Your Mother
>>52413900
A Rabbit Called Myxie - Baby Steps
>>52414391
tippety top kek
accurate/10
Self Titled - Artist
>>52414453
Ironic MPB
Puzzled Squirrel - Geyser
Frank Cash - At Wee Prison
>>52414495
>A Rabbit Called Myxie - Baby Steps
folk punk, 6.8
>>52414487
>The Deadophiles - Married to Your Mother
Indie Rock, 8.0
>>52414459
>The Vaudevilliains - Rock'n'Roll High School Drop-outs
Hip-Hop, 5.5
>>52414455
>Arnold Polymer - s/t
Breakcore, 7.7
>>52414447
math rock
>>52414453
post crunk
>>52414444
comedy prog rock
>>52414455
glitchcore
>>52414242
german synth pop
>>52414122
psychedelic pop
EB Games - Copythat
Angry White People - F.E.M.I.N.I.S.M SUX
Drill lord Trap guy - Suburbia
Broken Clock - Broken Clock
Death Grips - We Are Not A Meme
Hot in Miami - Roam the roads like they were molly'd streets
Salsa Shit - Salsa Shit
Bill Clint and the Dick Nix's - Where's my dip?
>>52414218
Noisy lo-fi like Chelsea Wolfe
>>52414226
Quiet ambient techno
>>52414244
Shitty garage rock
>>52414278
Shitty BC math rock
>>52414282
Derivative emo
Stoner metal
>>52414353
Standard indie rock
>>52414395
More emo
>>52414455
Surprisingly good vaporwave-influenced music
A Buttplug Named Desire - Uninhabited Islands in the Streets
Purple Pillbox - s/t
Señor Pieces - Lining Up
Mahogany - This TV Is So Fucking Huge, Dude
>>52414395
>The Lunatic Weather - I Love You Too, Sister Of Mine
Shoegaze, but not excessively noisey. Just fuzzy. Solid 7
>>52414418
memetunes, strong 3.8
Something I got from the band generator threads:
Ricky Toner - New System of Repression
>>52414395
mid-70's proto-goth, 8.0
>>52414447
second wave post rock, 4.5
>>52414455
electrofolk, 6.25
>>52414529
noiserock, 7.5
>>52414529
field recordings of animals btfo by geysers
Union Black - Eighty Foot Skeleton
Anonymous - Chanties of Rebellion
>Bastard Sword - The Sword With No Mother EP
>Cunts - Kunst
>The Posts-to-Poster Ratio - It's Pretty Fucking Huge
Volcanic Ash - Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
>>52414629
Nerdcore
Lionheart - Centuries Lost
>>52414609
spookygaze
>>52414624
autiswing
>>52414471
FlyLo
Directional Baby - North West
>>52414646
power metal
Tycho - The Uncanny Story Of A Life Once Lived
>>52414683
already a dance band thing
The Oxford English Dictionary - s/t
>>52413900
Halal Bacon - Last Day of School
The GG Alins - I Did You Kitty So Hard Shes Gonna Breed Sphynx
ayyy give me bonus points for a tracklist
Sand - Internal Clockwork
1. Decaying Pillars: Part 1: The Descent of Mankind: (17:42)
2. Decaying Pillars: Part 2: Wash Away his Sins for he Cannot See (13:58)
3. Decaying Pillars: Part 3: Earth Without Man, Fresh Fruits Blossom (16:14)
4. The Bells and the Eyes (22:39)
5. Earth Without Man: Part 1: Time Recollects what He Stole (8:27)
6. Earth Without Man: Part 2: And Green Grows on Tainted Soil (10:02)
7. Hands (27:18)
I am gay - Because I am Happy, this, because when you are happy you are automtically gay, like when you are sad, you are automatically unhappy
>>52414711
Really? Damn, but I should have known. Cool names like that are usually taken already.
What about Mighty Mary?
>>52414725
Arcade fire for the latest wave of kids
8.3 BNM on pitchfork
>>52414730
mahmoud awad tribute band
>>52414740
Progressive Christian Rock
> - S/T
>>52414740
Prog Metal - 6.9
>>52414740
>>52414740
i think this is a nu metal album
Transexual Baby Goat
>>52414758
new age
>>52414740
third wave gybe ripoff
>Dr Pepper - The seventh crystal
>KeVVlar- cometh the bomb
>malachai melon - 14
>>52414571
dark ambient/breakcore/bdsm field recordings, 2.8
Kindling - The Rape of Nanjing
Ford Willis - Dreamless
Chester Baker and the Road Crew - Laotian Nights
Rick - What's my Name Again
Esoteric Librarian - Wickedpedia
I Am Not A Crook - Sock It To Me
Margarita Villain - Hocus Pocus
Blue Dream - Stubs
Summer of '89 - s/t
Lizzie Mcguire Descloux - Reservoir Dogs
That's What I'm Talking 'Bout - You're giving me the business
Miles Fucking Davis - Sacred Geometry
Death Grips - You Might Think He Loves U For Yr Money But I Know What He Really Loves U For, Its your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat
>Maud's Night- Not Drying Paint
>Lingus - Analingus
>The Hospital Bombers - Denton in Flames
>>52414740
Neoclassical Prog Rock, 4.8
The Bells and the Eyes is the standout track. later, a screencap of this review gets posted every time one of those "ITT: the times p4k got it wrong" threads gets made
>>52414735
Outsider Music, 9.1
>>52413900
The Elliot Rodgers - Never Stops
>The Fetuses- The collapse of society was brought upon by you, yourself, the sheeple
Jimmy Russel - Theodore Roosevelt
>Esoteric Librarian - Wickedpedia
Progressive Hip Hop
>I Am Not A Crook - Sock It To Me
Punk
>Margarita Villain - Hocus Pocus
Patrician Pop
>Blue Dream - Stubs
New Wave
>Summer of '89 - s/t
Dadrock
>Lizzie Mcguire Descloux - Reservoir Dogs
Singer Songwriter
>That's What I'm Talking 'Bout - You're giving me the business
Doom Metal
>Miles Fucking Davis - Sacred Geometry
Chillwave
The Consonant - I hate your guts, but your mom is pretty cool and gentle
>>52413962
>implying p4k wouldn't give T O R C H E S BNM
>>52414859
Steve Albini worship, 6.8
>>52414901
screamo, 7/10
Tears in Orbit - A Tribute to Crazy Frog
Die Die Die - I love you
Stupid/Turtle - S/T
Hedgehog Harry - Niggers (Yes, I used the N word)
The Four Rightly Guided Caliphs - Floosie
>>52414958
Shoegaze, 8.6
Baby Powder Cigar - Everything's Democratic and Cool
Wrought Iron Wranglers - Fenced In On All Sides
>>52413900
Killer Fat Catz
Men in Shorts - The Rape of Hilary
>>52414991
Ironic NSBM
9.6
Krayola - Up Youe Nose
Condom Crusade- Just The Tip
Beyond Grey - When the fun was infinite
>>52414991
poo punk, 6.5
>>52415002
prog-rock, 8
>>52414576
Anyone?
Smartphones - Text Messages From Heaven
Anthropologist - I Met A Demon On The Internet
Sudden Death Syndrome - Cuban Winter
>>52414816
Compilation album of obscure outsider musician from the 70s. Tops Wire best of year lists, 8.4
Border Skirmish - Painted Over
1. Dresden (4:45)
2. Pressure Cooker (3:12)
3. Verify (5:09)
4. Sun Scar (4:38)
5. Blue Cliffs (2:11)
6. Voltage (3:19)
The Ticking Blue - It Needs to Explode
The Adam Sandler Experience - summer
Noun Noun - Adverb Verb Preposition (missing object for the preposition)
Pedro Pussy Pounder - Lonely Despair
>>52414740
This seems really Nurse With Wound to me.
Noise/industrial/dark ambient. 8.5
The Sculpted Thighs - No
1) No? [0:42]
2) No [55:20]
3) No! [0:13]
Snip the Tip - Babymakers
Darüber Hinaus - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Super-id - Tickets to the Execution
Stephan Souffian - Minnesota
The Footfags- Toes In My Mouth
>>52415125
Jewrock, 9.7 BNM (I wonder who could be behind this)
>>52415157
Captain Pierro - Sergeant Pepper was executed for desertion
The Failures - Showers
Holocaust of Mind - Planting Green Green Grass on Tall Hills
The Mutants - Memes over Music
dead signals - collision tapes vol. 1&2
>>52415113
>55 minutes
>middle track
ayy lmao
Shoe Gays - Messy Nine
Brown James - Whitey On The Moon
Deez Nutz - Deez Nutz
Space Race - Space Race II
Santa Cruz - Loserville
>>52415096
lo-fi beach pop, 7.8
>>52415189
mid 2000s garage punk, 5.6
Neutral Crimson Memes on the Moon - Lift Your Aeroplanes Like A Kid to the Hospice
