>I really liked our date anon! And you have a really nice place as well! Now just put on some music, so we can have some fun ;)
what do you do?
Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version
Ask her to move before she stains my couch.
give her a cosby cocktail and jam whitehouse
Jai Paul
r u gonna poop on my sheets? plz leave
>>51567070
who is this semen demon
W-what do you want me to put on?
>>51567107
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Put on Gunther and unzip my dick.
>>51567112
>being this new
>>51567095
Seriously lady put some drawers on, that's an expensive couch.
>>51567099
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIjmPQtP4yc
Put on slowed down elevator music
>>51567131
>unzip my dick
>unzip dick
Don't
>>51567107
this, google fails me
>>51567070
"Take a look at my collection of obscure black metal tapes and choose whatever you like, honey"
>>51567185
>"Where do you you get off"?
Play Trout Mask Replica and explain the history behind the album until she falls asleep, then jack off using her hand and go to bed with a bowl of cereal, maybe Fruit Loops.
>>51567132
looks like ur the one who got trikd mate
>>51567070
what a busted face
why would this 40 yo woman go out with a kid like me
why would I even go out
>>51567226
"On your own floor, which is after mine."
>>51567070
>tfw no gf
>tfw only cougar hussies will fuck you
Wiz khalifa - roll up
Bitches love that tune
Captcha: Cush
>>51567070
Put on some Eminem ans smack her face off.
I hate Eminem but I her face more.
Also put some fucking pants on I don't want your petri-dish pussy on my sheets.
>>51567250
What's it feel like when nobody cares? Because nobody cares.
>>51567255
God I really fucked that post up.
Dubs redeems tho
>>51567262
Ooh you bitch
>>51567250
how in the fuck is that a bad thing?
>>51567278
You learn too much
>>51567070
FUCK FUCK ME OUT
>>51567070
I [spoiler]have a sad cum.[/spoiler]
>>51567271
No amount of dubs could have redeemed that post.
>>51567070
Harsh noise
>>51567233
>>51567070
>Dress up as a knight.
>Play Hector's Hymn by Hammerfall.
>During the intro exclaim "I'll be the judge of whether the date was any good or not."
>Give her a shield and mace.
>Shout 'come at me'.
>She stands there confused - I hit her in the right arm with an axe. Or she comes at me, I knock her to the ground with my shield, and hit her in the right arm with an axe.
>Stand there, right arm held high and concur - "it was a fantastic date."
>>51567211
>Not unzipping your dick in 2000 and onefour.
>>51567402
>it was a fantastic date
you should have said
>it was my privelidge
>>51567402
real ax or fake bb?
>>51567327
How about some TRIPS faggot?
>>51567440
real anon.
Huey Lewis and the news.
>>51567434
lel u have dick on your drive
htrk - work, work, work
>>51567446
>unzips claymore
>>51567070
I just realised I don't know any socially acceptable sexytime music.
>>51567107
bumping for sauce, this is quite a pretty lady
>>51567442
Fuck so close
>>51567473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlLbORceARM
Here you go anon, this has been pleasing all the ladies l8ly
>>51567070
Sure, bby. Just a moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1QUv4ERvEw
>>51567070
damn i wanna "fuck" her if you know what i mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qBaBb1Y-U
>>51567070
Scott Walker
>>51567584
you mean having sex?
>>51567070
She's wearing no pants, I'm pretty sure the music at this point is redundant. I've had sex whilst Scott Walker's 'Next' (a song about getting an STD from a prozzie) was playing in the background. Shit, as long as it's got audible lyrics and a rhythmic pattern to it I doubt they'd care at this point
>>51567070
you smell like dog get the fuck outta here
>>51567591
Man, this is sooooooooooooo fucking cheesy. Like I know most 80's pop-rock tunes are but this is something else. I never even noticed it so much in American Psycho.
>Dem synths and electronic drums.
>>51567652
People think back in the 80s these people thought it as serious.
But not really, it was just as cheesy back then
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zTL4T_NVGhY
