tfw when you're really into black metal but there are no legit forests in your area
if u were rly in2 it, u'd kill yerself rite now
>tfw want to start a band and go on craiglists looking for a bassist and possible lead guitarist
>tfw everyone in my town wants to start a metalcore band
>tfw i want to die
how should i go about this lads?
Do you have a hardware store that sells plants in your area?
>tfw one of your work friends goes on 4chan and spews EPIC MEEMS all the fucking time
I hate you Teddy
tfw your'e a Jew who loves Burzum and finds Varg sexually attractive and knows you'll never get to please him in bed cuz he's racist
>>49942946
what makes being in a forest important? Lol
>>49943150
He would probably hatefuck you if he got drunk enough
>>49943056
Turn it into a opera
>tfw i had the best song writing session in a long time while playing guitar tonight
I've been playing in different tunings and I'm now just realizing how much more shit you can do with it.
>>49943056
channel your dark energy into a dungeon synth album.
>>49943163
Except he doesn't drink the alcoholic jew.
tfw when you realized Agalloch is from America and John looks like Steven Wilson
>>49943279
forgot to attach this pic
>>49943310
GOAT tier, there's literally a goat in the photo.
>>49943056
make a shitty lo fi black metal tape, get a distro to run with it then kill yourself
you'll be a kvlt icon
>told yourself you'll never listen to musicians with racist/nazi etc opinions
>started listening to Burzum
>told yourself it's ok as long as those opnions aren't expressed in the music
>Started listening to NSBM
fuck it
>>49943208
actually been thinking about this
>>49943350
>kill yourself
>you'll be a kvlt icon
also been thinking about this. having one show, like a noise show in a garage with like 7 people (with whom i all know) then just pulling a 12 gauge and blast my face off ya know?
>>49943056
Be a really hardcore shit eating cunt, promise to kill yourself on stage and then actually do it, not just disappoint everybody by ODing on heroin instead.
>>49942983
be a one man black metal band. that seems to be a trending thing nowadays
>live in the desert instead of the frozen north
>listen to RABM and crust
I'm like the inverse black metal fan.
>>49943975
Or go full Mütiilation
Start again from scratch, but don't kill yourself.
Let people believe you did.
>tfw really into black metal, but have no forest
>only the shitties part of the town
>nearest tree is miles away
>think about making some home-made black metal about the absurdity of urban life and the lack of wildlife
>not sure if it's a bad idea or a terrible idea
>>49944334
GG?
>>49944624
that would be Sunbather m8
>>49945346
Sunbather is more of an introvertive experience though.
>>49942946
>tfw varg vill never invite me to one of his D&D sessions.
>tfw people on /mu/ always say metal is for children but through all of my schooling who lked any metal.
>tfwJon Nodtveidt is never coming back.
>>49943156
You serious? We're all just embracing the trv feels here and you have to come and ruin it.
>>49942946
There is a small woods just out of my back garden. The wife swears she saw an ABC out there one night.
> tfw have woods to go to, but don't want to die.
>>49945365
>>49945377
I'm not OP by the way, just forgot to reset name.
>tfw I was separated fro the music I love by the circumstances of my birth.
>>49942946
Is there a church kicking about at least?
Ok, so I've never really been a metal guy. Could anyone post their definition of good black metal?
>>49947645
Dissection - Where Dead Angels Lie:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q78Teqr2T6E
It's an amazing song, and pretty accessible for black metal. It shows that metal has plenty to offer, and is a great place to start.
But if it's not your thing then it's not your thing. Hope you enjoy, but if you don't then no big deal.
>>49942946
>really into black metal
>says "legit"
>>49947718
I think this is likely /mu/ hipster moron irony, but I should inform you that you can like black metal without having to say 'ov' all the time.
>>49945365
The great plains are pretty black metal
You can use that photo of the Buffalo Skull Mountain as your album art/band name too
>tfw really into black metal and there's an arboretum nearby
close enough
>>49942946
That is the saddest thing I have ever heard.
>>49944334
RIP GG
>>49943150
he threw his principles over and over again, it would suprise me if he gets fucked by a nigger
>>49948825
would not
>>49942983
>>49943441
I know that feel.
>>49944624
Go on.
>>49947645
I don't really know, there are so many good things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACxklBLUqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ubctz2ywA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk_gIOSHviA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0l4B_QiZD0
Botanical gardens are pretty black metal.
