pleb music stories?
>be at uni
>bum smoke off dude
>get to talking about music
>he keeps saying "i've never heard of that" or "i don't like them"
>ok.jpeg
>"i like 90s stuff mostly. like pearl jam"
>word man, so i take it you also like nirvana
>yeah love em, got a couple nirvana tattoos actually
>cool man. yeah i've actuallybeen listenign to... not sure how to pronounce it, "in utereo"
>"i actually don't know any of nirvana's album names, just songs"
>mfw
top that
>be in high school
>in History of Popular Music
>class was easy as hell but offered some interesting material
>lot of dumb kids take the course for a bird course
>learning basic song structure (verse, chorus, bridge, etc.)
>teacher asks for a song suggestion to analyze as an example
>me: "My Iron Lung" by Radiohead
>class listens
>guy: it sounds like they're hitting wrong notes on guitar hero
>girl: shh, don't be mean!
>>51693427
top fucking jej
>>51693427
>at my sister's halloween party, like 80 people here, mainly her friends
>i got booze so i dont give a fuck
>see a total 10/10 in an Elivra costume so you know she's DTF
>suddenly that one hipster friend she has swoops in and starts chatting her up
>he's a douchebag who thinks he's a musician because he aligns base samples from sound packs in fruityloops and posts them on soundcloud
>starts talking about how he's 'going to dj' in some shitty local bar to her and bragging about his music
>'I'm like a modern day Apex Twins'
>Apex Twins
>my fucking face when
>her fucking face when
[spoiler]neither me or him boned her that night[/spoiler]
> in high school
> analyse the lyrics of Beware by death grips
> class + teacher are so enraptured j the lyrics they ask if they want to listen
> ok
> we listen to the charles manson intro
> someone says "haha! 'I roll in nickels'!"
>I close my eyes and sieze it
> I clench my fist and beat it
> I light my torch and burn it
> I am the beast I worship
> teacher closes YouTube like after the second repeat
>"oh anon I thought you were a such a nice boy!'
FOOLS
>>51693730
hmmm
>>51693234
Girl is art history class said Japanese music, philosophy, and art from the past 40 years has been more influential in the western world than the entirety of Greek art, or philosophy
She went on about the music for almost 30 minutes, but I had to hide my power level
>>51693774
shoulda spoken up and proved her wrong. all the girls would be on yo dick right now
>>51693234
>getting multiple Nirvana tattoos and can't name one of their albums
Bet you showed him with that face when, fellow defender
>>51693803
More like look like an autistic faggot
I was more amazed at her stupidity, and wanted to see the whole thing unfold than interrupt.
>>51693730
This never happened.
I was offered to get smoked out by local fuckboys and the first 4 songs they played were Electric Feel, About You, Stay High or whatever the fuck that shit's called, and some Drake
>play my bearded hippe art teacher Frownland
>"He reminds me of Jimi Hendrix!"
>mfw
>>51693774
but all Japanese music, philosophy, and art from the past 40 years is basically Western music, philosophy, and art.
what kind of art history class are you in where people are unaware about Japan's cultural identity getting completely fucked due to post-modernism?
>Dude says he likes hip hop
>Start listing off artists
>Doesn't know any of them
>Ask if he knows the Wu
>"You know, like Method Man or GZA?"
>"GZA? Sounds like my dick"
>Goes on to talk about how much he likes Drake
Fucking faggots, I swear.
>>51693706
actually he fucked her
>be at a halloween party
>see a hot ass bitch in an elvira costume
>start hitting on her
>some aspy I know that thinks hes a hipster in in the corner watching me jelously
>talk about my soundcloud that I post samples I stole to get bitches
>say Im a modern day aphex twins to invoke aspy rage
>get laid the next day
>>51693885
>Japan's cultural identity getting completely fucked due to post-modernism?
Do you even know what you are talking about, kid?
somewhat relevant
>>51693706
my sides
>>51693910
>Try to be funny
>Omit the original moment of contention from the first story because you're an idiot
>>51693885
Everyone was just baffled, this is like 4 months into this course, and Japan wasn't even involved in it because it's about Western Art.
>but all Japanese music, philosophy, and art from the past 40 years is basically Western music, philosophy, and art.
This was mentioned but she is such a weeb she got kind of upset about it
The class is full of Art History majors, and she is a freshman in a class full of juniors, and seniors who were just shocked at this retarded she-yeti's speech
>>51693910
I have a similar story
>>51693910
jej'd 5/5 pretty gud
>>51693918
ime when someone disputes this they're either weeaboos or depressingly ignorant.
>Be me
>best friend likes music produced by non-white people
I stopped talking to him.
>>51693953
>a bloo bloo someone misappropriated my gay story and left out my gay details
>>51693971
Ad hominem.
Look up the definition and history of post-modernism and how it completely does not relate to Cool Japan phenomena. You're probably thinking about modernism or contemporary art.
>>51694007
>implying I'm even the guy who posted the story in the first place
Just pointing out your retardation, m8.
wHat's so wrong to rocking out to Breaking Benjiman, on a job site?
>>51694026
Everything is true [spoiler]on the internet[/spoiler]
lol kek frogman.jpg
>>51694023
your a ad homonim
>>51694067
What are you even babbling about?
>>51694096
>be me, sat on the bus home from school
>this chav (google it, i live in the uk) always used to sit next to me on the way home
>he was alright i guess, always used to talk about video games and stuff
>one day start talking about music
>he's unironically into shitty rap like "Black Out Crew" and "MC Smalley"
>claims he makes "dope beats" on this professional program on his laptop
>ask him what the program is called
>"oh anon it's called fruityloops, all the proper good artists use it"
>christ
>next day
>chav comes on the bus
>hey anon i was making some tunes last night do you wanna hear
>whynot.jpg
>he tells me it's a remix he made of Linkin Park's "Numb"
>CHRIST
>plays it for me
>this sounds really fucking familiar
>turns out it was this fucking remix and he claimed he made it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObQKv6BTQ3c
>mfw
> be at uni
> talking to guy from chem class
> says he's minoring in music theory
> ask him what his favorite genre is
> he tells me he listens to top 40 unironically
> I ask why
> "cos I used to hate pop, and I'd only listen to hip hop and classical, but now i identify its flaws and admire its form. It's the job of an artist to identify and create music based off of what already exists in the constant, and pop music does this exceptionally well"
>Actually hear a classmate say, "I only listen to hardcore shit like BVB."
>>51694121
perfect post 10/10
>>51694096
no u
>>51693234
>girl at work starts talking to me about music.
>I ask her her favorite band.
>Evanesence
>I tell her I'm not a big fan, but Amy Lee has a nice voice.
>"I don't know who that is."
I beat that.
>>51694598
wait until he finds out thats what emo is.
>>51694023
Any recommended reading? I don't want to be ignorant forever
>>51694525
He sounds like me what I was 15.
>>51694669
when*
ere the HEck is dino o_ O
>that one autistic kid in grade 12 who put on obscure progressive metal in music class when people shared their favourite songs
>He skipped to the fucking breakdown, with violins and pianos and shit
>plays 2 minutes of this 20 minute song
>he looks at everybody with a shit-eating grin as if he just outclassed everybody
>one guy yells out "Gaaaaay"
>autist kid runs out crying
>tfw this was me 4 years ago
at work at mcdicks a few years ago.
teen coworker comes in
>anon you have to hear this cd I got, it's from this new band called "the offspring"
>i die a little inside
>"so what kind of music do you think?"
>"hip hop, mostly underground stuff like childish gambino and chiddy bang
>>51694660
I mostly studied postmodernism through my high school course but I don't think you're capable of reading Latvian.
Best thing I can advice you is checking sources from the Wikipedia article.
>>51693818
he gave me a cigarette, did you really expect me to be rude to him? and even if he hadn't given me a smoke, i still wouldn't have criticized a complete stranger for being pleb
>>51693774
how fat was she
>WAHH EVERYONE IS A PLEB EXCEPT ME BECAUSE I LISTEN TO MUH UNDERGROUND MUSIC I GET FROM /mu/
fuck off
>>51694669
>>51694690
he's 21, and also knows /mu/
>tfw total John Cageish fucko on a job site
>Korn
>Korn dubstep
>we all act a fool
This job is killing my spirit.
>>51694773
not gay at all, faggit
>>51695085
what are you doin here?
>>51693234
You-tero
>>51694181
holy shit lol
I need to go to the UK some time just so I can experience the idiocy of chavs. I am a connoisseur of white trash.
>>51694181
>blackout crew
>shitty rap
m8 do u even put a bangin donk on it
>>51694773
What band?
>Be me
>Talking to somebody
>He has bad taste in music
>mfw
>>51694773
I don't think I've ever been in this situation but if I had had a choice of doing it or not I probably wouldn't have. I hate all those things the teachers/professors do in school like the "get to know you" stuff. Especially when they go around the class and have everyone say stuff out loud.
>>51696161
there's always one kid who says something really embarrasing
>at my college's library
>this qt latina girl I have my History class with is studying at a table
>she's short with the nicest ass and the prettiest smile ever
>feel my spaghetti start to overflow from my book bag
>walk over to her and sit down
>she doesn't notice me
>ask her how she's doing on the current topic we're about to test on
>she didn't hear me
>see she's wearing earbuds
>start doing the wave until she notices me
>"Oh hi anon, I didn't see you! What's up?"
>"What are you listening to?"
>"Oh some stuff not many people listen to, I don't think you'd like it anon.."
>"No no, let me listen."
>it's fucking Slowdive
>get the hugest fucking boner
>this fucking guy walks by wearing head to toe Monster clothes talking to his equally douchey friend wearing a hawaiian shirt in fucking November and Tom's Shoes
>"Man, this new Kamelot album is so fuckin sick brah, almost better than Imagine Dragons!"
>"Yea bro, I was gettin way twisted to some Limp Bizkit earlier, Durst always has the sickest beats"
>qt already went back to her music
>my face when
>>51695917
lol, know that feel
It's not so much that this guy's a pleb, as he is just one of those dinguses that can't ever seem like he doesn't know what artist you're talking about
>hey man, have you heard of Tokimonsta?
>oh yea dude, that guy makes some hard beats
>hey man, have you heard the new aphex twin release?
>oh yea dude, aphex twins are awesome !
>>51695917
thread over
>>51694807
LMAO
>>51695085
simbly ebic mate...simpy epi
>>51693234
>14 year old me
>go to the park to meet up with some friends
>qt 3.14 I've never seen before is there
>decide I need to chat her up so I can get on that before anyone else
>notice she's wearing a checkered wristband
>I go "cool wristband, are you into ska?"
>she replies "Not sure, I haven't heard that many songs by that band really."
>mfw
Bonus Round:
>16 year old me
>hanging out in front of school, smoking cigarettes with my grungy friends
>some black thug kid walks up
>"alright, one of y'all Nirvana niggas, hand me a bogey"
>less than a minute later some other kid who looked almost the same walks by
>goes "Yo, let me get a cigarette from one of y'all! I like rock too! My fave bands are Sliknop and Metallico!"
>SLICKNOP AND METALLICO
> friend drives his car and lets me put on some music
> i pull up my bag and pull out a CD i bought recently
> case broke in bag and it was a nice CD case so I start crying
> it cost me something like £15 which is a lot of money
> my friend asks what up
> I tell him his driving broke my cd case
> we put on the cd anyway
> we keep riding it's cool but a song come on i dont like
> i pull out his car radio and throw it out the window saying it's a bad song and tell him haha as if he wanted to listen to it
> he tells me i owe him a new car radio
> i tell him he owns me a new cd and fuck off
> he tells me to get out and walk
> i put on the seatbelt and tell him no fuck off
> take me home asshole
> he takes me home and i dont leave the seat
> i phone my mom inside and tell her to come out because he owned me a new cd
> mom comes out asking what happened and i tell him i need money to buy a new cd
> he says for me to fuck off saying sorry to my mom even tho it was me he upset
what an asshole never talkin to him ever
>>51693730
no anon, you are the pleb.
>>51696640
Is this pasta or something? I find it infuriating somehow. Maybe it's because I've had ex-girlfriends in the past who have pulled similar shit.
>>51694525
I mean that's an okay opinion but wow what a faggot
>>51696584
Metallic is a good band with a lot of highlights in their discography and u r tripleb.
>>51694773
The feel is real
>>51694525
fucking chem majors
>>51695917
jej
>>51696640
>>51696216
>>51696584
if only he had called them "slicknob"
>>51696684
oh hey dev's back
how you doin babe
>>51693234
>Judging a guy who was nice enough to give you one of his smokes
Fuck you, dude. He might be a pleb but you're just a sad human being.
>>51696950
I never left. I still come here when I'm at work. Just not taking questions anymore or participating in threads about me.
>>51696994
men in black are in my nightmares now. thanks for nothing you frog
>>51696994
Oh hi devfrog. Just came here to say I forgive you.
>>51696994
>"BAAAAAAW YOU GUYS MADE FUN OF MY CHINK FRIEND IM NEVER COMING BACK"
>comes back every day
Dev, do you have any self respect?
>>51693932
fucking /v/
>>51696216
Why didn't you give her the dick? I mean, Jesus Christ. How does this scenario end in you not getting laid?
>>51695124
Korn dubstep? I'm not sure if I should look this up or not.
>>51695085
/v/ pls go
>>51693774
one of the most incorrect things I've ever read. in that situation u just gotta nod your head a lot and prepare for full on coitus
>>51693774
>Japanese art from the past 40 years is more influential on western society than anything else
>Japanese art mostly influenced the West in the 1800s
>>51696584
>one of y'all Nirvana niggas
Sounds like a funny and cool dude.
>>51693234
>"in utereo"
pleb
>be me in highschool
>history class
>assignment: essay on any outstanding figure in the 20th century
>girl asks if she can do it on her favorite band
>teacher asks who
>linkin park
>>51693234
You realize the album is mostly dead in the modern era right?
>>51696216
How does this situation even exist lol
>be at (public place)
>overhear douchebag say he loves (x genre of music)
>ask him what his favorite album is
> "i like (very well known and generic album that everyone knows)
>mfw when
>spaghetti
right guise??
>>51696216
If you didn't fucked her you can kill yourself already
>>51698113
wow! fuck that guy for not being as into our hobby as we are!!!!
>>51694773
>tfw i used to own and wear a dream theatre shirt, a muse shirt and an iron maiden shirt when i was a 16 year old faggot
embarassing
>>51697920
How?
At least say the fucking Beatles or Nirvana or something.
Was she hot?
>at uni
>be in class
>two kids who openly go on reddit talking
>openly exchanging epic mu memes between each other
wow, do you guys really do this jay peg
>be in class at uni
>downloading some black metal from a blogspot
>dude next to me is fucking autistic as hell
>always talks to himself, at audible level, always comes up to me asking questions that i never understand, is just generally creepy
>notices what im downloading
>"is that hard rock? or i-is it heavy metal? or deeath metal.."
>um it's black metal
>"ah ok ok-k. because i never liked death metal HAHA those screaming vocals HEheheEHe"
>ok
>"i like soft rock more.... like Linkin Park you know"
>ok
le metal elitist plagued by yet another pleb xd
>>51698498
>in foreign language classes in college so most people are in the same classes as each other for quite a few years
>there's this guy that seems to have an entire wardrobe of Dragonforce shirts
He was pretty cool though. Was one of the better people in the class at speaking the language.
>>51693896
This hurt to read.
>>51698538
A lot of people are uneducated on extreme forms of metal so that means
Heavy metal=Screamo
Death metal=Screamo
Black metal=Screamo
etc
>be at a bar wearing a jacket with Dystopia on the back
>go to toilet
>guy walks in while im peeing
>"EY YO NICE SABATON BACKPATCH DUDE!"
almost cri
