601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yug28wqRJP4
How often has Spike been able to travel to the Crystal Empire? He's not necessarily immediately mobbed whenever he visits, but his celebrity endures with a lot of genuinely interested crystal ponies. Maybe a little goes a long way for his ego, but it must still feel good to have such an attentive audience. He could make some friends there, like his curiously accrued network of Canterlot contacts. Perhaps pen pal with some pony; that autograph seeker from the Equestria Games might be interested, for one.
But he does have his assistant obligations to Twilight, so it might all hinge on how often she visits. Well, with a newborn niece, she might have more cause to drop in more frequently!
>>26900636
Previous thread.
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:While in Manehattan looking for the ideal location for her new store, Rarity has to help Pinkie Pie find the perfect gift for her sister, Maud - without Maud finding out.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
That sure was a thing that happened
That was a very entertaining shitstorm.
>>26905825
Sorry guys, this thread have a high level of pony related content that make a full circle that end in the not pony related content
>>26905825
You think any of the crystal ponies remember him singing the anthem?
Glimglam is a better character than shimsham.
>>26905902
I would say they are very different, really
Glimmer at least can smile
>rape
>>26905902
I agree
>>26905902
WHAT IS THE ORIGIN OF THIS NICKNAMES
>>26905836
Best pone
>>26905925
>>26905902
Not exactly a hard feat
Seems things are calming down.
Anybody tried to contact the mods?
>>26905942
Earliest origin I can think of is when a man called Zimmerman was on trial, people would post his picture online with the words "Can't flimflam the Zimzam", and people make parodies of it a lot.
>>26905942
Can't Flim Flam the Zim Zam
It's from the Trayvon Martin case
>>26905964
why would they care
You know it makes me laugh that after 3 seasons of anon's insisting that season 1&2 were so amazing and everything else was shit the second the staff go back to writing season 1 material everyone is out with their end is nigh signs.
Season 2 added darkness to the show and season 3 complexity to the problems. Now its gone back to being a positive show about simple social problems everyone hates it.
>>26905948
Can this be a Rarara thread?
>>26905974
i want to hug that butt
>>26905925
>rope
>>26905982
I think it already is!
HOLY SHIT HOMESTUCK IS BACK
>>26905979
that really makes you laugh?
>>26905974
I want to whisper reassuring words to her butt
>>26905572
>>26905593
MARRY THAT MARE
>>26905897
Probably.I bet the fillies and colts imitate him.
>>26905979
>everyone hates it.
Dude what are you talking about
>>26905974
to cute~
>>26905982
No, it is a baby thread.
>>26905974
why is Dash flying inside of Gloomy?
>>26905979
Can't say I agree with you about being like S1. Also, S3 really was pretty lame.
also > it makes me laugh
get a real hobby pls
>>26906006
Ponies in little pony suits are the best
>>26906020
ouch
IMPORTANT QUESTION
What was the funniest part of the premier for you?
>>26906020
>>26906020
Alright
>>26905982
Always.
Here's the dot smut, guys
http://www80.zippyshare.com/v/nVrm2Q8j/file.html
>>26906007
i bet all the crystal fillies are spike fans
i bet they allschlick themselves silly under the covers at night, thinking about him, biting the pillow to keep from crying out during their orgasms
>>26906037
He kind of asked for it.
>>26906046
Dammit I was going to post that.
>>26906040
Either Starlight's friendship PTSD or Sunburst only reacting to Starlight's time travel
>>26906040
Flurry Heart running rampage with her lasers and teleportations.
>>26905902
Fuck you
No one is better than Shim Sham
>>26906040
i havnt seen it yet but from the gifs and pics posted i love the baby grabbing into pinkies eyeballs or SA chasing the baby in the maze.
>>26906095
WHY haven't you seen it yet.
It's literally in the the OP.
>>26906040
Tired Shining Armor
Oh wow, there are also a couple guro images
dot you are way more fucked up than I thought
tip the pony
>>26906007
they are so pretty
i think the one who was talking was voiced by andrea
>>26905942
well anon when one meme loves another meme very very much, they create something special together
>>26906040
Definitely stressed out sa.I allso enjoyed all the scenes with flurrygeddon
pls no bully
>>26906040
there's a baby?
>>26906106i am still working my way through s5, i have like 10 episodes and the finale left.
>>26906181
hey next time you make a webm of an entire scene how bout you include some sound faggot
>>26906043
Fuck yeah, Thanks!
>>26906216
Are you retarded or something?
>>26906226
No, I know that webms can include sound, scene plenty that have. and if yours had some then I wouldn't have made that post
I see we reached page 8 in the old thread, did that dude go to sleep?
>>26906240
What am I going to do with a pony webm with sound, post it on /gif/?
>>26906144
I wannaboop their snootles
>>26906216
you don't ever say these things when you've tried uploading a webm+sound on boards other than gif or wsg
>>26906264
where are these from
>>26906289
>>26906059
it's 1000 images, it's not just smut
>>26906251
include a link to it posted somewhere else like imgur in the post.
>>26906260
well I don't give a shit about boards like those
>>26906240
Make one yourself, anon. Use a program called "webm for retards" and post it on /wsg/.
>>26906222
what the fuck is that and why does the link look super suspicious
>>26906302
what
>>26905839
season 6 is a mistake.
>>26906342
Just like you
>>26906254
keep those thoughts to yourselfyou don't want the ponice to find out about our, i mean your, sick filly-related urges
>>26906316
dot things
>>26906144
The one on the right looks like Diamond Tiara.
>>26906040
Starlight's faces.Also did anyone else go in thinking they'd hate the baby and end up not really hating it?
>>26906370
She was less bad than I was expecting her to be, honestly
>>26906370
i am still trying to hate the baby but she is just too CUTE
>>26906040
Some of the Spike - Starlight interaction.
>Trust the list... *cue spiritual music*
>Told you he'd be impressed!
>>26906370
I told you all the baby wouldn't be bad
>magically gifted female unicorns who study under the princesses always turn into alicorns
you just know glimglam is already shopping for wingsuits.
>>26906112
It was neat that they added sound effects for her teeth gnashing.
>>26906348
and you too.
>>26906406
She was not AS bad as we thought.
Still a bad thing overall.
Just like Equestria Girls.
>>26906406
i would have liked if the baby problem was solved by good parenting, instead of an asspull experimental spell used to magically castrate the baby.
>>26906348
!!!
>>26906370
desu my hate was shifted to Sunburst. Something about that pon makes me want to see him getting abused and ass-mastered.
>>26906422
Sunset didn't turn into an alicorn
She just got a pretty pink dress and some face paint
>>26906370
I was pretty neutral regarding it. It's cute and all and it's not really that bad of a thing so I like it.
Also goddamn Celestia could you be any more smug?
>>26906370
>Also did anyone else go in thinking they'd hate the baby and end up not really hating it?
I never really expected it to be super horrible to begin with. They even managed to make a wedding episode fun so I doubt there's any prompt they can't somehow save
>>26906555
Rarity barely containing herself made that scene
>>26905979
How can you even say that? Season 4 and 5 have broadened the focus of the show and made it a lot more about other beings in the world than the main 6. The first season, we saw the main 6 doing things together but the focus was never the task, them becoming close enough to become somewhat friends was. Season 2 was about strengthening those ties as they began to understand one another better and become closer, and season 3 was about tying up small loose ends. The show felt like it should have ended after season 3 for better or worse. While I don't hate everything post season 3, there is a focus shift. Twilight was always the main character but it didn't feel centered around her while any time she was on the screen season 4 and 5, she felt front stage. That and the focus of the show got much larger and more reaching to side characters and widening boarders.
>>26906555
>and at that moment Anon realized he was wearing his boxerhorts with AJ's cutie mark
>and had forgotten his pants
>again
>>26906555
HEY
this is average size for a human male
>>26906587
BAD PONIES
DOWN
Remember, ponies are made from 90% edible material.
>>26906610
at least Fluttershy thinks it's cute
>>26906578
oh hey the faggot made a thread
>>26906555
RD seems into it and Fluttershy thinks it's cute.
>>26906640
>well that's just dumb
>>26906640
Why did the other threads get pruned too then?
![1uGShmm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p8dK9GY.jpg "1uGShmm[1].jpg")
Ponies with natural socks.
>>26906640
Holy shit Scruffy did something right for once
>>26906640
>hey guys RP is against the rules :^)
>no mention of the other 50 threads that got pruned
I think that's enough hotpockets for one day desu
>>26906640
>HEY ANON
Is he trying to be "cool"?
Also is his basically saying that the stupid threads that just have a prompt like ">Sup anon you nerd" are banned? That sounds fine.
>>26906640
Good
>>26906666
>>26906660
To make a point among a bunch of screaming retards, you first need to wash them down with a hose so they'll start listening.Probably told to go nuts so people would take the rule seriously and released pent out frustration on bad threads.
>>26906640
What the fuck, he didn't even mention about the threads that got deleted for being "not show related".
>Error: You cannot report a sticky.
>>26906640
>Hi Anon, did you know roleplaying is against the rules?
That's roleplaying, Scruffums, you need a time out!
>>26906640
Jesus fucking christ they did something right.
Well, broken clock is right twice a day.
>>26906694
i wonder what it smells like in there
>>26906640
He's kind of got a point.
Those response thread baits are fucking stupid
Post pone
>>26906040
Literally putting a ponified Rincewind into the show
Fucking love Discworld. RIP Terry Pratchett.
>>26906679
HI ANON is a meme from the piss where someone posts Candyass and makes some halfassed greentext prompt to accompany it
It's died down lately but people often spam other shitty prompts using character that know will net them a lot of replies due to the general hatred for them like Sunset or Starlight or Nyx.
Pony reminded you that she wasn't beholden to any special interest groups or PACs
>>26906748
It's such a shame that you failed to post pone there.
>>26906555
>>26906666
witnesed
>>26906640
He's right, you know.
>>26906763
pony action committees?
Pony wants to roleplay with you.
>>26906640
>we don't like greentext bait
>delete half the fucking board randomly
FOR FREE
O
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>>26906640
Still doesn't explain the other rampant deletions.Also I'm glad there's at least one mod that's hip with our memes. Makes me feel like that one mod cares.
>>26906640
>"hands-off approach"
What a cuck
https://picarto.tv/ajrinxooacjdoodles
AJ DRAW STRAM
>>26906794
it's probably the same fat nerd who makes the episode stickies, and he's never here when we actually need him so it's not like it matters
either he or another mod was probably having a bad day and decided to go ham on the board and now he's going full damage control
>>26906794
>I'm glad there's at least one mod that's hip with our memes.
You can leave now, anon.
You disgusting dirtbag.
>>26905997
Yes?
>>26906750
Is the guy between the wizard and the guy with a scythe supposed to be Safari Man?
>>26906753
I haven't seen many of those threads lately, but now thanks to the mod a ton of people are probably gonna start spamming them again and try to force-resurrect the nearly dead meme.
Sunburst's itty bitty teeny wienie
>>26906813
IS IT TIME
IS IT TIME FOR STRAM
>>26906836
Naw that's Twoflower. An oriental tourist. Safari Man was probably at least in part inspired by him.
The wizzard is Rincewind, who is very similar to Sunburst from the premiere.
![tumblr_o4pvbpVVws1rqejd7o1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IIugDSH.png "tumblr_o4pvbpVVws1rqejd7o1_1280[1].png")
Slut slut slut slut-
>>26906852
Oh hey Nonymous, back to tell everyone about your microscopic dick again?
When did Lauren stop being involved with the show?
>>26906888
You're a slut
>>26906890
Just report him, don't respond
That's one more down.
Still no exploring in sight besides Spike.
>>26906885
The only difference between them is that Sunburst doesn't have an ancient superspell in his head and that the pony version of Death if he exist doesn't have an active interest in Sunburst.
Jesus how did I not realize this.
>>26906915
False reporting is against the rurus.
>>26906912
Sometime during the development of season two.
>>26906890
I can't even follow this anymore. I thought Nonymous was the one complaining about the tiny dick stuff
>>26906852
didn't look so small in this one
>>26906640
>pins and locks it
>just so he can say "haha im better than you" and have the last laugh
>the threads that he's now deciding are against the rules have been going on forever
>now we have a fucking ocean of faggots to deal with coming into mlpg
>"waaaah roleplaying is against the rules"
>roleplaying is the first thing he does
I don't think I've ever seen scruffy be this much of a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3LJc8R2npo
>>26906930
Anon, do you even check what you post?
It's not real
http://tvschedule.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-no-second-prances/EP013304160134?aid=tvschedule
>>26906962
Because Starlight used a little magic on him
>>26906980
Oh, sorry.
>>26906845
if they prune all generals exempting /maybe/ us and the gay general they can basically reduce the board to pure shitposting/dedness and nuke us
>>26906977
I just don't understand why the trap thread of all things stayed up
So, anyone spot how similar Sunburst's name is toStarswirl?
Or thathe also has a beard?
>>26906990
>>26906947
>>26906939
I know I had to have it pointed it out to me too but it's so fucking obvious.
And now you made me want a pony version of Discworld Death, Shit. Also Archchancellor Ridcully.
>>26907046
>implying there isn't something going on upper-level
Yeah, scruffy will say it was intentional but if it really was, those roleplaying generals would have been gone a long time ago
>>26906405
Honestly, the interaction between Spike and Starlight was pretty great. Spike's really showed his mature side in this opener. Kid's starting to grow up.
>>26907075
But he was like this in Lesson Zero too.
>>26907051
>still trying to force this shitty meme
>>26907046
the one or two people that maintain the trap thread shitposted ruthlessly in the gay thread once so hard it got scruffed, calling everyone fags if they posted anything but traps/crossdressing stuff
>>26907051
You must really like him too if you're still appealing to the fetish you think he has.
>>26907122
Why are you speaking in third person?
>>26907075
>Kid's starting to grow up.
Not really, he just reverted to his old S1 self.
>>26907138
A shame it's not going to stick.
>>26907131
Looks like someone's got a crush.
>>26906929
all me
>>26907098
See I've only been to the threads a few times back when it was first starting and all it was was just role-playing and greentext.
I love traps, but this is just stupid
>>26907194
pics or it didn't happen
>thread about a series of show related tweets from the cast gets deleted
just
>>26907098
what a fucken weird reality we live in
>>26907240
who cares pisslord?
>>26907240
>no roleplay anon!
Filly will stop the world and melt with you.
>tfw people use your fetish to shitpost
>Already don't bring it up because I know it's disliked
I wish I had better fetishes
>>26907371
What is it, anon?
It better not be diapers.
>>26907371
I hate it when this happens. Even if it's not shitposting, it gets posted so much that I disallow myself from taking part in its posting because I know it would be annoying.I stop myself only sometimes. I find it hard to resist, sometimes.
>>26907401
>It better not be diapers.not that anon but thanks for making me feel bad anon.
>>26907371
>tfw I'm so vanilla almost none of my fetishes can even be used to shitpost
>>26907401It's size shaming. It's great when it involves Rarity too. But this happens with so many of my fetishes it starts making me feel bad that I even have them
>>26906977
Just do what you want
You morons validate the do it for frees
/mlp/ literally exists because there was nothing they can do
Just like dubs
Just like baneposting
>>26907447
>size shaming
how awful
>>26907419
diaperfag here as well, we're all gonna make it bro
>>26907447
>diaper size shaming
mega unf
>>26907456
Dude I know.
>>26907482Diapers are gross
>>26907474I will admit, i'm not very fond of pony related diaper stuff, not only is the art awful 9/10 times, but even the well drawn stuff is just strange to me.
>>26907058
Death a cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG7buZJFLCE
>>26906181
Twilight will lose her wings in the finale.
what is the being a betafag fetish
>>26907524
Chastity play?unf
>>26907524
Femdom with a dash of forced fem
>>26907524
too much of it existing
>>26907522
You say this every season, Anon.
would you babysit a flurry heart
>>26907534
I like chastity as more of a playful teasy thing where both parties enjoy it.
>>26907564
yes, only so i can dig through cadances dildo drawer when they are away.
>>26907564
I'D DO MORE THAN THAT.
>>26907568
>>26907568
Me to, though I don't have a partner currently. I find the sensation of wearing (and trying) to get hard oddly pleasurable.Also makes for some mind blowing prostate orgasms if you edge for long enough
>>26907568
yeah but it's no fun if your both submissive
>>26907419
fucking lol
man that is one bullied poopy rainbow dash hahaha
>>26907557
He say that in the S1?
>>26907557
Expect S4, and I didn't join 4chan until last July.
>>26907628
>poopy rainbow dash
UNF
>>26907628
don't bully the ponies anon.
>>26907645
No, in S5 & S6.
>>26907564
Yes, she would be the perfect waifu in the future
>>26907661
well you look at that poopy rainbow dash and tell her daipers aren't allowed
>>26906640
>no more nyx threads
god wills it
>>26907743
anon do you have autism?
is there a better fun than sour patch kids gum
theres a trident one rectangular soft and with some syrup inside that is pretty sex too
>>26907781
OH SHIT
SHOTS FIRED
>>26907781
does autism give me the leaks when I do a farty?
>>26907371
I know this feel
>tfw everyone thinks you're shitposting when you mention your fetish, but you're being completely sincere
Feels good being vanilla.
Feels real good.
>>26907856
Well stop talking about shit fetishes then.
What would be some hoofball rivalries? Canterlot-Manehattan?
Fluffy Heart
>>26907856
>When someone confuses you for a particular shitposter and hurts your feelings insulting you
Last thread has gone over 1000 posts.
It's been a while.
Goddammit, people.
She has so much potential.
>>26907887
I want to commit a crime with Flurry Heart
>>26907897
Potential to destroy the world.
>>26907897
>Starlight isn't a morning pony
>Taking your morning bath
>She walks in
>Collapses into the tub
>Just starts to snore in your lap
>>26907920
>Starlight drowns
>>26907874
>my particular kind of smut is superior to yours
Just hang yourself anon,unless you are into that kinda stuff
>>26907897
If there isn't an episode where Starlight and Twilight get into magic shenanigans this season I'm going to be really upset
>>26907933
Please do not let the ponies drown for an excuse to give them mouth to mouth.
You are not certified.
>>26907940
Don't be mean
you have a pretty big ass for a filly
>>26907903
everyone want that
https://derpiboo.ru/1118732
https://derpiboo.ru/1094902
https://derpiboo.ru/1094388
https://derpiboo.ru/1077363
>>26907947
I don't want her anywhere near my junk.
>>26907957
Fine,if you are into that kinda stuff you can hang yourself
>>26907874
But it's just so much fun
I just love the idea ofmy mind getting broken and being forced to worship my waifu as a goddess and obey her every command.I want to work to please her and satisfy her needs like a tool and to be abused regularly.
I want her to collar me and walk me around town on a leash like her pet, I want her to lock my cock with a chastity cage so that obeying her will be my only chance of release, I want her to beat me whenever she wants to blow off steam, and I want her to keep me chained in her dark basement and to feed me only what I need to appropriately follow her orders.
>>26908044
well I fucked that up
I guess I'm a failure at Ctrl + S as well as a sexual deviant
>>26908044
this
>No roleplaying anons!
>catalog full of cadance and vairants threads
Spike does not lock the door when he's in the bathroom.
He wants it to happen.Or do pony doors not have locks?
>>26908128
kek
>>26907897
as a bunny
>>26908128
Good.
If that's what the board enjoys, the janitors were idiots to try and stop them.
Top qt pony
What is love!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq8oM2Py-K8
>>26908320
y-you okay?
I wonder what episode will have the first song. Could you imagine if Maud sings next week?
The best part about the pony is how she doesn't exist so I can't possibly disappoint her.
>>26908432
Pony suddenly appears next to you and is ready to live the rest of her life as your lovely spouse
What do?
>>26908468
Wake up.
>>26908468
Be forced to make an actual effort in life.
