>>26124883
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Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26066966
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

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First for Mane 6 + Spike

First for Happy Anniversary /pa/!

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This is bob. He is my favorite pony.

>>26124978
>>26124980
>3 seconds apart
fuck

>>26124980
nth for Sexy Hooves because Screwy,12 and Fancy haven't been seen in a min.
>>26125000
That's nice goat poster.

Don't need to be first to give out a HAPPY ANNIVERSARY YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!

WOO!

>>26125017
Fancy was seen last thread dealing with LD.

>>26125007
Maybe next year!

>>26125079
>This going on for another year.

...oh god...

>>26125142
We can end it at anytime. We already penned most of the end games in passing, we would just leave whatever story threads we have open unfinished or insanely rushed.

>>26125142
Just thinking about how much crazy shit we got up to last year actually makes me hype, and you can't deny we didn't end it right.

Even if we did almost abort that arc...

>>26125258
>we almost aborted the best fucking thing to happen for AJ since Cordy
god damn I love you all, but you're so fucking stupid sometimes.

>>26125258
>>26125277
Now now, be fair. The ONLY time we talked about that, it was waayyyy early in it, when AJ hadn't done anything but moped about Everfree Castle and cried a bit. It didn't really seem to be going anywhere and it was taking a bit of time, so we just wondered if maybe we should wrap it up instead of just having her mope about and cry.

Sure, we know NOW that this was completely foolish, and we almost stopped what would turn out to be the hypest shit since Chitania's Arc, and we now know it was totally justified and needed to develop her, but at this was before she ever kicked the tree. It's understandable we were feeling a little down and just wanted it fixed.

Zero complaints happened when it got going.

>>26125277
Hey, we got it right with the Spike's plot to kill changeling queens story.

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>Applejack and Rainbow Dash ride some sea turtles.
>Rarity and I make bets on the crabs.
>Fluttershy might be a stealth pervert.
>Twilight is a gropey drunk.
>Spike makes "dragon glass" from sand.
>Berry Punch would have liked that hug.
>The Crusaders figure out how somepony can get a smoking pipe as a cutie mark.
>inflatable fanservice!

>>26125335
Very much this.

Though for me, personally, I stopped being worried the minute the guy was like 'No worries, I'll slap an NC and keep going if you guys want to just eject now, because AJ is worth it'.

Honestly, because that told me it was about AJ, and if nothing else I wanted to see where it was going.

>>26125335
Chitty's arc. Twilight released her Two threads of random stomping and one miscued solar flare later, she is smashing Canterlot and then Shiny beat her less than a full thread later. Back then we could as a group hone in on one story and beat it in until it was done. We also had shorter parts per story. Just being nostalgic not criticizing what we do now for clarification.

>>26125372
>>inflatable fanservice!

PINKIE NO

TOO FAR

Fetish general is that way!

>>26125425
>Which way?
"Just pick a direction, you'll hit one about two steps outside this thread"

>>26125425
CE crew has a water bed
I can pull something for this that isn't bullshit balloon fetish.

>>26125463
They are on a beach anon, just strap some floaties to 42.

>>26125487
>fanservice
>42
pick one and only one

>>26125406
Ehhh, that one was different, it was more like the 77 flashback thing, where it took several threads to do simply because there was only one guy doing it.

It's one of the reasons we survived while other writethreads failed, we normally don't have to wait on anyone to get shit going. This particular case, we made an exception because... holy fucking shit.

>>26125502
Just because she isn't good in social situations doesn't mean she can't.....Okay I'll shut up.
>>26125510
Speaking of one writer. Any conformation on if we got Sombra-anon back from Liam, or is his arc staying aborted?

>>26125502
agreed, 42 is not for sexual.
>>26125537
>Sombra-anon
if he's not coming back SOMEONE has to make Sombra notaghost, the hook is there, but it's never been explored.

>>26125557
>agreed, 42 is not for sexual.
It was legit adorable seeing if Shining wanted her room.

At this point, Caddy's gonna let her after Shiny just out of pity.

>>26125425
I was actually thinking a giant inflatable waterslide, or various products that requires blowing up at the time, like a balloon dog or inflatable raft.

>>26125601
Oh you know those anons, fanservice just has to be sexual. Even though we have done innocent fanservice a ton.

>>26125585
>At this point, Caddy's gonna let her after Shiny just out of pity.

And then she's just gonna be like "Awww, but I wanted to go after you..."
>What?
"NOTHING!"

>>26125601
It was a joke. I was actually going to make a follow up joke when you brought it up, but >>26125443 beat me to it.

That is literally the EXACT joke I was going to make. And it was taken from me... I need revenge.

Two fucking years...

Damn.

>88
"Lavan"
'Mini 32'
-Mini 77-
~???~

>Ok, so we are clear, no more stabby stabby, got it?

-You will regret the loss of my skills when the beasts come for us.-

>...clarification for that other clarification, no more stabby stabby any of US!

-Ah, very good.-

"I am relieved."

'Glad to see we're all one big happy family here, but I should note we're down one for what 50 offered. He said three of us, not two.'

>Oh, right, be right back.

Trot trot trot.

'Are you sure you can-?'

>RETRACING MY STEPS!

'...why would she need to-?'

>C'MERE YOU!

~WHAT!?~

-Is she?-

'She isn't!'

>YOU SAID THREE CHANGELINGS! GUESS WHAT!

~NOOOOOO!!~

-She is.-

Draaaaag...

~Release me! I am not going! You can't make me!~

'Aw come on, seriously!?'

>Any three changelings, these are my three.

'Why!?'

>Nostalgia.

'That isn't an answer!'

~Damn your loopholes!~

"Your siblings are loud for creatures so small."

-Oh yes, it's one of the reasons I live in a shack away from the castle.-

"A sound move."

'This is bull of the highest order!'

>Sorry but that's how the cookie crumbles, now we need to get going.

-Fine, step onto my boat.-

>Boat?

-Yes, did you expect for us to go in Morlock territory by hoof? That is a death sentence, they know their land better than we do, I've lost many hunters who foolishly thought they could stalk the beast in their lair. We go by my scouting ship down the river or we don't go at all.-

>Fine then, if we're gonna go full down memory lane, might as well go nautical too.

~...fiery being, can you answer a question?~

"Certainly, I am very helpful."

~Did she eat any mushrooms?~

"Many, why?"

>Ok, just gotta-Oh of COURSE the boat is tiny...ok, just gotta...balance this juuuuust ri-

SPLASH!

>Damn it I...am standing in like plot-high water. Ok, you guys sail, I'll just like walk-swim next to you.

~We're gonna die.~

NC
>AJ
~~~~

>...Ah suddenly feel very old for some reason...

>>26125777
Its okay trips AJ, you're still in your 20s and will forever have at least 1000 years over Celestia and Luna and given comic lore is disbarred at least a Century on Chrysalis based on Chitty's future shock and backstory of the queens.

>>26125777
Lucky sevens tell the truth. You need to get some life back in your life. Go out clubbing or something get nuts!

>>26125972
>AJ at a rave

For some reason all I see is Hank Hill at a party...

>>26125629
And thus began the most epic revenge fantasy adventure there ever was. And it was all because... A joke was stolen away. Coming this summer, A Joke Forgotten, they took his laughs, he took their lives. Rated R

>>26125557
Sleuth-Anon here, I... could do it, maybe... I mean he wrote down pretty much all the steps he was going to do in that file I saw. I copied it for reasons, potential death of S-Anon in some shape or form being one of them.

I rather not in the hopes that he'd come back, but... well, Its beginning to look like he's not coming back.

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we celebrate the anniversary here at /pa/!

"I've been meaning to ask, what's /pa/ anyway?"

>It's the thread that we've been in for 2 whole years now!

"...I have more questions."

>No more questions!
DT puts her hoof on Cadence's shoulder and shakes her head.

'Let's just introduce the guest already.'

>Right, now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!
applause.

[Howdy]

>Whew time sure flies. doesn't it?

[Seriously. Ah, feel like it was only yesterday that-]

>That's all the time we have folks!

[Pinkie, do you really have to cut it, so short? This is the anniversary of-]

>PrincessOfWhat?

[What?]

>Exactly!
AJ wakes up.

[...some things never change.]

>>26127329
Princess of what indeed... Princess of what indeed...

Happy anniversary ya'll!

>>26124883
>that feel when been here since the beginning
Who knew it'd turn into this?

Who knew we'd still be here?

We're apples to the cooore...~

>>26128214
We're /pa/ls and so much mooooore~

>>26127160
Somebody has to... oh yeah and happy anniversary and all that

>>26127679
Princess of Apples

>>26127679
>remembering all those "princess of what" comments
Priceless.

>>26128440
Ohhhh~ myyyyy~

OOOCO
>AJ
"Celestia"
~~~~~~

>Tia? Got a question.

"Oh? Well, I suppose I have time for a quick one, lots of work to do after all, what did you need?"

>Why ain't we doin' anything with yer' old castle?

"Come again? Whatever do you mean?"

>Ah' mean we got this huge, fully functional, ready ta' use castle just sittin' there out in the middle of the woods, and nobody is usin' it.

"Well, there is the obvious reasons we don't want ponies out there."

>Why, cause then someone might actually be lookin' after the most powerful source o' magic in the world, instead of just waitin'? Ya' know how much easier everythin' would've been when the vines hit iffin' we had heard from someone that, hey, the dang tree is lookin' a little weak here lately, might wanna go check it out?

"Well, uh..."

>Ah' mean, what if there hadn't been killer vines? We never would'a known the tree was sick until, well, shoot, it might'a died! Would it really be too much ta' station a dang pegasus out there or something? Help ponies who get lost in Everfree, maybe?

"Secrecy is just so important..."

>Uh huh. This is cause you stashed somethin' embaressin' in there and can't find it, ain't it?

"Embarrassing, terribly dangerous and can possibly warp a pony to madness while granting them amazing power, you know, stuff like that..."

>...Dang it, Celestia.

"It was a different time!"

OOCO
>AJ
"Twilight"
~~~

>Twi? Ah'm noticin' some weird expenses here.

"Yeeeeesss?"

>It's just kinda worryin' me.

"Ohhhhh?"

>So... Ah' just figured Ah'd tell you about it so you could handle it.

"REALLY!?"

>...yes?

"Why do I never get yelled at!? I deliberately added those in just so you'd say it to me too!"

>Oh... so they're real?

"No, they're fake."

>So then there ain't a problem.

"Well, no, but-"

>Ya' know who else makes stuff up for attention?

"...Spike?"

>Ah' was gonna say Applebloom, actually.

"Spike does it too."

>Stop bein' an Applebloom, Twilight.

"Yell at meeee!"

We doin' this? I'm down for this.
OOCO
>AJ
"Luna"
~~~

>Luna, Ah' got some questions here about yer' current budget.

"We assure thee that every one of our expenditures is necessary."

>Most of 'em really, really ain't, but Ah'm just pointin' out a particular one here. Where, exactly, were you durin' the wedding invasion, and why did it result in us bein' down about six hundred thousand bits?

"..."

>...

"..We.. uh... we may have learned what a casino was at that time."

>...

"The bright lights were so enticing, and it was all about the night life, which thou could understand why we would take a shine to..."

>Yer' payin' that back.

"THOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ME ALLIIIIIIVVE!"

POW!

ZOOM!

>...It's a treasure havin' her back from the moon.

"*In the distance* WE HEARD THAAAAaaaaattttt..."

>>26129237
>"The bright lights were so enticing"

What're you, a moth?

>>26129248
No, but Changelings are part moth. So you can distract some of the dumber ones with bright lights.

I'm down!
OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia"
~~~~~

>Tia? Got a question.

"Can it wait? I have quite a bit of work I need to get done."

>Is the work devourin' cake?

"...So! What did you need?"

>That's what Ah' thought. Ah' was just wonderin', do we not have magic schools outside of Canterlot?

"Uh..."

>Cause everywhere Ah' go, apparently iffin' ya' show even some decent magic, ya' get shipped up here. No matter where yer' from, Manehatten, the boonies, fricken everywhere, if ya' got magic ya' come here.

"Well, this is the best school for it..."

>So, no.

"Not to my caliber, no?"

>Ya' do realize the inherent downside of makin' everyone with strong magic live and grow up in one town that also has the most powerful pony bein' on the planet livin' there, right?

"...You want some cake? I will share my cake."

>Ya' congregated all the strongest, stuffiest magic ponies and literally put them on a pedestal above their peers.

"...Two cakes?"

>Canterlot is filled with snobby rich jerks who only care about who they know, and it's all yer' fault.

"I just don't like filing transfer paperwork..."

>>26129153
I missed the fuck outta that, good one man

>>26129366
I missed the fuck outta all this.

Now, if only I could think about something to add in...

OOCO
>AJ
"Dash"
~~

>Dash? Ah' need ta' talk ta' ya' about somethin'.

"Is it the scale of how awesome I am? Because it's all of it. All of the scales, for all of the awesome."

>More about how ya' ain't paid any property or land taxes in... ever.

"Why would I?"

>...because those things are needed for a stable economy and prevent land ownership from spiralin' out of control until everyone is at war over small patches of dirt and nobody has anywhere ta' live?

"But I live on a cloud."

>Same principal.

"Not really."

>Ya' can block out the sky, you know.

"...Point. But we don't have to pay taxes."

>Yes, you do.

"Show me the law."

>...

*flipflipflipflip*

>...Did Celestia really not ever put one of those in?

"Right? Sweet gig, huh! And hey, you've got wings now! Welcome to the tax free club!"

>Ah' gotta fix this.

"Don't you ruin this for us!"

Happy anniversary you crazy apple loving fucks.

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia"
~~~

>...

"Oh, oh my... the look. Just... just let me sit down first, grant me that much."

>...

"Proceed."

>Ya'll seriously made Cherry Jubilee royalty.

"..."

>Ya' made. CHERRY. JUBILEE. Royalty. Why. For what possible reason, for what POSSIBLE REASON, could you have for makin' a gaddang CHERRY FARMER royalty!?

"...I um..."

>...

"...I needed someone to fill out the reserved seats at the Equestrian games, otherwise it would've been symmetrically unappealing."

POP!

"Well I'm sorry for caring about symmetry!"

>>26129664
We're certainly celebrating in a hell of a way.

>>26129949
Yeppp, celebrating with some Apple Classics.

Das how you do an anniversary.

OOCO
>Applejack
"Luna'
~~~

>LUNA!

"GAH! Why does thou torment us with thine presence!?"

>Because ya' friggen signed off on makin' the Order of the Fillyhood an official religion!

"...Is that bad? We thought we were doing paperwork for once! They are a legitimate religion."

>THEY AIN'T A RELIGION!

"...Then what are they?"

>ENTHUSIASTS!

"For what?"

>...

"..."

>...

"...Ohhhhhh..."

>...

"......................oh..........................."

>>26129536
And that's why Dash was Wonderbolt captain.

Had to make up for that shit somehow.

OOCO
>Applejack
"Celestia"
~~~~~

>You're just screwing with me now, aren't you?

"Mwa? Never. But I cannot say the same for you, as you are clearly about to make my life hell."

>Just... why.

"Why did I make you a princess? I ask myself that more with every passing day."

>Why, oh dear Apples in the orchard, why.

"Did you capitalize that? Because in that case, you've either made me very sad or feeling like I need to call the guard."

>Why would you ever, EVER, need real gold for your freakin' chariot? A chariot to pull you that you don't even need! You can fly!

"Oh. Regalia?"

>Gold is a crappy metal! It needs to be replaced all the dang time!

"I kind of have a motif going."

>CELESTIA!

"Fine, I'll move down to faux gold, like a pauper."

>...

"Shut up."

>Our budget has been droppin' for years, and it's all yer' fault-

"BACKFLIP!"

>You can't backflip out the window from the truth!

"WATCH ME!"

>>26130083
Pffffff holy shit.

>>26130083
I laughed but I felt terrible afterwards.56 makes so much more sense now.

>>26130391
I can see her so vividly. Just backflipping and backflipping.

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!

OOCO
>AJ
"Pinkie'
~~~

"NO!"

>Pinkie-

"NOOOOOO!"

>Pinkie Ah' gotta-

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!"

>...

"..."

>...Pinkie, we gotta start regulating cannon ownership, somebody can get hurt!

"I use my party cannon completely safely, thank you!'

>It ain't about you, it's about the fellas who don't use it safely.

"Why should I be regulated just cause some dummys use the party cannon wrong!? That's not fair to me!"

>Ah' know, but it's about safety-

"You can take my party cannon from my cold! Dead! Hooves!"

>...Really.

"My right to fire off confetti shall not be infringed!"

>>26130626
Pffft, of course the amish earth pony who's sister is attracted to her cousin is against gun control. Way to play to the stereotype, Pinkie!

I just came off /co/ and I'm legit worried someone will take that seriously.

>>26130749
I understand that fear.

Shit, this anniversary has got me trying to mentally take note of all the shit we did... Sunset happened this year, her whole thing I mean, the Arm Break and migration happened this year, 41's reveal, Shining and 18's date arc, Spitfire became the CE airforce captain, Fleetfoot was fired/redeemed... a whole lot of shit went down.

>>26130898
And then that's really only 1/3 the stuff that went down. Probably 1/5 when you account every character.

>>26130898
Oh god, just trying to get a handle on everything that happened is insane.

Fucking 7 has gone through so many hospital stays and near death experiences and fights alone. That's ONE side character.

OOCO
>AJ
“Cheerilee”
~~~~

>…

“Yes? Is something the matter, dear?”

>…

“…Not that I don’t immensely enjoy your company whenever you visit, princess, but, uh… I just figured you’d want to actually, you know… talk, instead of sit there quivering and looking like you’ve seen a-“

>Yer’ chalkboard… it keeps winkin’ at me…

“Oh… oh! Yes, it does do that sometimes I’ve found out! Yup… loves to wink that chalkboard does. Devil knows why.”

>An’… an’ ya’ got spiders ziggzaggin’ over yer’ face…

“Oh, do I? They do it so often I just learned to ignore them, the little critters.”

>…

“Princess…? Prin-”

*THUD*

“And down she goes. Again. I wonder why…?”

~Hasshka sereckt taaasgh?~

“Don’t be silly, it’s not you. She must be stressed, the poor thing.”

>>26131187
Speaking of, can an archiver find me the story that introduced Cheerilee as our demonically possessed teacher?

>>26131215
http://pastebin.com/TLaYy8uH
Search for Cheeirlee.

OOCO
>AJ
"Chrysalis"
~

>...

"I wasn't crying."

>Of course not.

"For I am the Queen of all changelings, the most powerful of my kind. My magic is greater than any, my mind so skilled as to outwit your most brilliant, my ruthlessness unrivaled in all the foes you have faced."

>Oh yeah.

"There is no chance, not even the faintest glimmer of a hope of a chance, that I, QUEEN CHRYSALIS, would ever cry under any circumstances, no matter how emotionally gripping the sixth installment of the Heart Of The Mind franchise proved to be."

>Uh huh.

"No acting, no matter how devastatingly gripping, no matter how well nuanced and well paced and just so very genuine, could ever resister to me as more than a tiny, ineffectual, blip."

>Riiiight.

"Now, if you don't mind, I would like to continue watching."

>Go right ahead.

"...without you in the room."

>Why? What am Ah' gonna see, except great cinema?

"..."

>...

"...HE LOVES HER FOR WHO SHE REALLY IS INSIDE, DAMN IT! SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO CHANGEEEE!"

>Done and done.

>>26131338
I missed Romance-Movie loving Chryssy so much...

>>26131400
These anniversary snippets are reminding of a lot I miss...

>>26131400
DEFINITELY making a note to do more Movie Nights after the anniversary, I've missed it a bit.

>>26131485
I'm totally feeling _____DdD____ short when the camps collide.

OOCO
>AJ
"Twilight"
~~~~

>Alright, what'cha got for me this time?

"It's a gun."

>No kiddin'. Wow. A gun. Ain't never seen one of that before!

"It's a gun that shoots apples."

>...Ah'll take fifty.

>>26131463
I am glad we kept evolving and didn't just stick to the exact same gags for a solid year, that would... well, not gonna lie, that would put us at Johnny Test levels of shit if we couldn't ever move on from the basics of the jokes and ran them into the ground "Season" after season.

That said, they've rested long enough that bringing them back for another round of fun wouldn't be retreading old ground, we could do something new with them with all we built up.

OOCO
>AJ
“Chrysalis”
~~~~

>Ya’ see this?

“Yeah?”

>Good. What is it?

“It’s a cup of coffee, duh.”

>Excellent. Now, when y’all see this? Y’all avoid it. Ya’ hear me? Go in the total opposite direction.

“Tch, why? You saying I’m scared of a cup of a coffee? Because I will drink the shit out of-”

>NO! That is what y’all will NOT do!

“Okay, I see what you’re saying, but consider this: what if I do?”

>…

“Hey, what’re you reaching f-OH FUCK NOT THE BISCUIT TIN POPPER THING!”

>Go near coffee an’ Ah’ pop it.

“GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME IT’S EEEEEVIL!”

>Ah’ve got several. Cabinets full. Ya’ gonna stay away from coffee?

“I SWEAR ON 42’S ABILITY TO PUNCH!”

>Alright, good….

“…”

>…

“…”

*pop!*

“GAH YOU BITCH!”

>Heh.

>>26125258
>>26125277
>>26125335
To be clear, zero ill feelings about that, I knew from the start that the beginning was going to be very slow, and I knew my own lack of speed and short burst writing was going to come back to haunt me, but I also had to concede that if we didn't see every step of her thought process it was going to seem wildly OOC and out of nowhere.

I get 100 percent why they were hoping to get off that ride while we were doing the slow climb up, and hell, maybe I would have too if I had been with them, who knows? And it certainly sucked waiting on me.

Chitty/Dnd/Whatever anon did it better with the Chitty arc, lots of freedom to do what they wanted, just asked for very basic things at the start of the arc, and then he handled the finale only. If I hadn't had a very specific goal I wanted, I would have done it like that.

>>26131797
OOCO
~~~

*pop!*

"STOP IT!"

>This is too funny.

"FINE! Since you want to pop it anywa-"

*pop!*

"GAH!... Fuck! I was saying, since you wanted to pop it anywa-"

*pop!*

"HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE-"

*pop!*

"THAT'S IT!"

*poof!*

>...Now, what did Ah' just say about stayin' away from-NONONONO!

*glubPOP!*

"...Well now."

>Uh...

*pop!*

"How cute."

>Shit.

"I see, digging into my basic fears of rupturing in my chitin in order to scare me? Quite the dark little thing, aren't you. Seems to have backfired, though. I have a tendency to, shall we say, react a certain way when pushed."

>Dang it.

"Oh, dang it indeed. Applejack?"

>What?

"Fair warning, I am afraid of those things because they remind me of certain terrible sounds. Now, it is physically impossible for you to make those sounds, but let me ask you this... do you want to spend the rest of your life afraid of the sound a dress makes as it rips?"

>...

"Because quite simply, here is how I would do it, and never have it traced back to me."
~~~~

"...And then Spike would likely shoot himself out of frustration, and I would think it funny the whole time, while I danced on the embers that was once your life. That sound clear?"

>...

"Good. Because the coffee is wearing off and... and... where the fuck am I?"

>NO MORE COFFEE! EVER!

"I fucking heard you the first time! Little bitch..."

>...hate her so much...

>>26131937
>Coffee Chrysalis

Oh god, now THAT one I missed.

>>26132035
Knew I wasn't the only one.

>>26131524
Oh hell yeah.

MASSIVE DnD paper campaign, that's fucking amazing.

OOCO
>AJ
"SA"
'Cadence'
~~~~~

>...Really?

"Deny the effectiveness, I dare you!"

>Look, Ah'm not denyin' that giant superpowered armor is effective.

"Ah ha!"

>It's just... have ya' seen the bill?

"It's not so bad."

>Move yer' hoof a little to the left.

"...Oh! I see! I have apparently blocked out at least three numbers more than my current estimate."

>Yep.

"How about that."

>How about that.

"....FUUUUUUUUU-'

'No worries, Shiny! I know a guy who will trade all of them for conditioner! My hair is going to GLOW!'

"UUUUUUUUU-"

>Ya'd think the snowstorms would be the thing that wreck the city...

>>26131937
Haaaad to push it, didn't you AJ? Just had to pop the can. Could have just been like "Well, she's agreed to it, guess I don't need to pop the can!"

Then you popped the can.

You monster.

>>26132344
The temptation is strong for all of us buddy, don't pretend you would be able to hold out. We are all but men in the end... And women too, but let's not pretend there's a lot of them on this site

Jesus, 2 years, and you never took a day off...

How did you crazy assholes do it?

>>26132518
A healthy population of anons, a supportive but non-hugboxy atmosphere, and an interesting world.

And loooooooooooooads of Autism.

>>26132518
A decent amount of writers who can slip in and out without knowing thanks to lack of namefaggotry, a crazy world with some place to build on, and anons who will love your work if it's great, call it shit if it's shit, and help you get better if you want to.

And free time, I guess.

OOCO
>AJ
"Spike'
~~

>Spike? Ah' got some concerns here about yer' recent actions.

"Oh? Well, I don't want to do anything out of line, so, shoot!"

>Shootin' is the problem, actually.

"Oh?"

>Says here ya' opened fire on an office building.

"Illegal drug smuggling ring!"

>And a post office.

"Illegal black market sugar sales... the regular kind, that's not a drug. Yeah, I was weirded out too."

>And a zoo.

"Illegal animal smuggling, Fluttershy will thank me."

>And a coffee shop.

"...they spelled my name wrong."

>Did you actually get warrants for any of that?

"Pfft, Aj, there's only one warrant I need, and it's this nice piece of metal right here. I call her the universal key."

>...maybe ya' need some time away from that thing-

"NO! PONIES LISTEN TO ME NOW! HISSSS!"

SLAM!

>... Ah' feel like we made poor life choices with him...

>>26132640
Hey

Coulda been worse

Coulda given him a katana

>>26132664
NC
~~~~

>No, Spike, I am not teleporting you behind someone.

"But then how will they know it wasn't personal!?"

>>26132664
That would probably have ended way better.

He wouldn't even have tried against Chitania.

>>26132816
PJ disagrees.

And it worked out pretty well in NC version.

>>26132518
Autism, cancer, cuckholding, shitposting and waifufagging.

And a devotion to best pone, WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT

>>26132869
You know, I think we were too hard on that scene.

Not in the 'it should be canon' sense, but it was alright for an action scene. Obviously a little wanky for PJ and not really good in the sense of providing tension, but it was a decently written action scene. It could have been fixed, though I understand why he didn't feel like it.

>>26132934
What scene are you talking about, anon? Dunno why but this sounds foreign as hell to me...

>>26132518
The moments of kindness when I didn't think I deserved it.
The people who enjoyed my stuff enough to laugh or make a positive comment to it.
The desire to please folks.
...and sometimes just pure whimsy.

>>26132977
Thread 16, I think. I can't link from where I am I'm afraid, as the archive seems broken, but it was when Chitty was heading to Canterlot, and PJ came down and wrecked her six ways from sunday, just tore her ass up without getting a scratch.

It got shot down almost instantly because holy shit.

>>26133009
That sounds ten ways to Sunday hilarious and fits PJ's root at least. Obviously NC, yeah, but still. Maybe once PJ ascends to Queen-tier she'll challenge Chitty to a duel and be eternal rivals.

>>26124883
>this general has been around for two years
>I still remember the first one
I don't frequent this general but you guys just reminded me how long I've wasted on this shithole.

>>26133097
Sadly, didn't come out very funny.
https://archive.is/pTcOu

Search for "The giant advanced on Canterlot"

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia'
~~~

>Tia? Got a question.

"And I have a secret chineighs technique, passed down from ancient master to ancient master! In it, I hold the power to destroy not just this world, but all worlds. Do you dare to face my power, my wrath? Speak, Applejack, while you have a jaw to do so, or walk away, and keep it another day!"

>Hm? Oh, Ah'm just askin' how terrible your security detail is that a kid with a camera took a picture of you and you got abducted by vines without anyone noticin'. Ah'm worried ya' might get caught unawares and hurt, and Ah' don't want that.

"...Now I feel like a dick."

>Well, ya' should.

"Uh... sorry?"

>You should be, iffin' you get killed cause ya' were a ninny who wandered off and nobody was around ta' save yer' giant ass, who's gonna help me with the paperwork-

*WHAM!*

>Ah' regret nothin'.

>>26133199
Wow, Celly's racist.

>>26132035
I miss it, too, although it's probably for the better that it was eventually left behind considering how crazy cold she got concerning the treatment of her hive and others. Although brainstorming new ways to introduce again will be fun.

>>26132518
This world never gets boring. Like, literally. Even when I find I can't participate in something, there's always an area to write for, whether canon, OOCO, NC, there's plenty of venues to write and plenty of ideas to pen.

>>26133329
There is that, we set up... what, four different things for AJ to fight yet?

>>26133444
...Your trips are scary appropriate.

OOCO
>AJ
"Cadence'
~~

>...Well, if nothin' else, ya' looked great.

"GLG!"

>Notice mah past tense? Looked, as in, before. Ya' looked great. Sad ta' say, lookin' like it's all done come off now.

"GLGLGL!"

>Ya' know, some might call me drownin' you fer' accidentally tradin' food for a giant supply of eyelash curlers, like ya' needed more than one. But me?

"GKGKGGLGLG!"

>...This here feels just right.

>>26133543
Now, that, I'm actually glad she developed from. I like that Cadence is bettering herself.

>>26133254
Nahhh.

She just hates everybody.

>>26133732
So she's an equal-opportunity racist.

OOCO
>AJ
"FS"
~~

>Fluttershy? About this, uh... new bill ya' passed.

"Oh! Has it been approved already? Thank you so much!"

>...Uh, no, ain't done that yet.

"Oh! Sorry for jumping. When does it get approved?"

>Don't mean ta' burst yer' bubble or nothin', but... we can't give life imprisonment for someone who accidentally steps on bunnies.

"...I'm sorry, I didn't know we were secretly monsters. Thank you for telling me, you heartless evil pony."

>Fluttershy stop.

"MONSTER!"

>>26133838
Gotta spread it out far and wide.

You know, it just doesn't get much weirder than realizing you've been reading the same story for two years and it's been updating every day...

Most webcomics can't pull off once a week.

>>26134223
APPLE TRAIN DON'T STOP, BABY

>>26134223
And it doesn't get much weirder realizing again that this is basically one long story, the longest on /mlp/, and it's still going strong...

>>26134391
AIE still has us beat in story count, not that that's surprising, but what sets it apart is that there's no AIE that even comes close to having this level of continuity between writers.

>>26134298
DAMN STRAIGHT!

>>26134408
We joke about ____ is anon and all that, but lets face it, we can't match literal anon after anon.

And that's okay, cause we got something better.

>AJ
"Celestia"
~???~
~~~

>There she is...

She felt strange, as she walked up to that balcony. The one so familiar, so very much the same as it has always been yet had changed so often over the years. Renovations caused by accidents accidental, and not so accidental. This room had been destroyed a dozen times over every which way from mistakes with explosives to hooves the size of trains punching clean through them.

This balcony, on the side of Canterlot Castle, held much history for her. For her... and the pony standing proudly atop it. The regal white mare of power through which all of that had been shared, and experienced with. She held power, in every since of the word. Politically, culturally, and oh so much so in magic. She was, without question, one of the mightiest beings alive on the planet.

>Hey, Tia? Got a question.

Which is why it never ceased to be funny to watch her jump.

"Really? Can I get no peace anywhere, not even here?"

>Bah, ya' know you can't escape me.

"I have long since given up any hope of escape, thank you."

>Finally, somethin' smart comin' out of you!

"Oh, just get it over with. What was your question, I'm already limbering up for a jump."

>...Why am Ah' a princess again?

There it was, that special twinkling smile that only the mare who had lived a millennia could give. That one have smirk, one half expression that quite simply said "Really?"

"Do we have to go over this again?"

>Things... changed here recently. Things got... worse, for all of us, and maybe this whole thing was a mistake.

"Well, the countless disasters and fights probably had something to do with that mentality."

>Ah' dunno, doesn't feel like anything's fixed yet. Feels like we should be done by now, don't it?

"Oh, Applejack... it's never done. Even if you solved every problem in Equestria, there would be one tomorrow all the same."

>...Ah' just want it to be fixed already.

1/4

>>26134848

"Oh, Applejack, did you think I did not? Personally, I would kill to be able to retire already, wouldn't you?"

From the look on her face, she was one hundred percent serious, no matter what the smile said.

>Yeah... guess Ah' do. But...

"But?"

>...But there's still so much to fix.

"Oh... there is."

Her horn glowed, softly, warmly, as bright as a matronly star. Invisible fingers of magic reached out over the world, that great big world, and it conjured things. Images, and ones Applejack knew quite well.

Images of the destruction in the robots wake, images of the broken city laid waste by a monster, of a party rolled out of control, a city fallen from the sky, of beasts that wore familiar faces with strange growths all over them consuming the world, of a war nearly brought in the town square, of a chase that left wreckage across the city, of a battle in a hidden bunker, and a brutal fight between titans that reached the sky. Of a collapsing building, and of riots in the streets. Images filled with shocking things, feelings she had thought buried brought back to the surface, of things that made her remember that her life had never been the same since she had dawned her wings.

Then, they were all gone.

>...Ain't this the point where you show me all the good stuff?

"No, it isn't."

Gently, she laid her hoof upon the younger horn.

"This is where you remember that."

Her eyes grew heavy, and closed. Within the back of her lids, she focused, she thought, she fought past every single one of the images of destruction and rage and hate and chaos that threatened to take over. She fought, and she fought, and she fought.

She saw it.

Of times spent in machines most wondrous, of dances so silly and full of joy, of games atop a miracle of magic that kept her in the sky, of feeling wind beneath her wings, of feeling magic in her head, and... them.

2/4

>>26134863

Her friends through it all. Through thick and thin. Through every disaster, through every struggle, through every fight and war and battle, her friends to pick her up, to keep her going. Her friends that charged with her as she ran to fix Equestria, and would not let her be alone. The friends who had broken down walls, literally, to come to her aide in the work.

She had seen them all advance, become more. Smarter, a better leader, a wonderful entertainer, a more caring soul, and a generosity returned to full bloom. She had her friends... and so many more along the ways.

Old enemies turned allies in darkest times that nonetheless proved that anything can be done when they stand as one. Be it chaos upon the world, or the world consumed by another, they could fight it.

She had fought long, and hard, and it had taken much from her.

But she had not done it alone.

She saw them, every one, not just her six friends so dear, but dozens upon dozens upon dozens, all with their own stories, their own goals, none of them the basic that they were on the surface. So many stories, all of them...

"Because of you."

Her eyes opened to the original, the first she had spoken to in her new life, the one she had given every single ill of Equestria and beyond... and the one who had been with her since the start, trying to fix it.

She had never left her, not once. No matter how much she seemed to run away or be chased free, she always came back. She was always there.

>...Guess Ah've been takin' you for granted, haven't I?

"We all make mistakes."

She felt power in her wings, power she didn't know if had ever really been there or if she had missed it.

She felt magic in her horn, the thing she had neglected all this time. She had hated it, if she was honest, but perhaps a lot of things she hated hadn't been quite what she thought they were.

"Applejack... though I'm not sure how much it means from me... I'm happy I made you a princess, every day."

3/4

>>26134877
She almost cursed, she was so ashamed. She actually felt like crying.

"Things can get better, if we try."

There was a tingle in her hoof. Like sparks running up the orange fur, something downright magical if she was being honest. It was powerful, it was wonderful, it was strange and she didn't understand it at all, but she understood it.

She felt it, in that tingle, the feeling of chitin that had been there before. Not long ago, not long at all, it had been there... and the feeling it had left behind remained.

There was doubt still, she felt it. She had not chased away all demons, had not become resolved and unblinking in the face of any danger, but she had changed.

She had changed in this long, strange journey, and it was enough to make her sure of one thing.

>Yeah... they can. We can fix it...

The world opened up to her, as if they had finally opened wide. She saw more than just the land she knew, she saw more than where she had been. There was so much left out there that she need to go to, to understand at last.

She was sure.

>We can fix it all.

"So, tell me... why are you a princess, again?"

She smiled. She honestly, truly, tears in her eyes, smiled.

>Who cares, Ah' got fixin' to do.

"That, is the right answer."

They looked out, together. The pair that had been there from the start, seen it all as it had passed them by, been tried and tried again as they sought to fix their world.

It was not yet fixed. It would be, in time. For they would not stop until it was.

~Just as soon as you wake up.~

They shared one last, understanding look to the other, and smiled as the world faded away. They left behind only an illusion, and nothing more.

>Ah'm not goin' easy on you with the questions just cause of this, you know.

"I wouldn't have it any other way."

Princess Applejack was an anomaly, one some may wonder if should exist at all.

But to them, and so many others, there was never any question. It was worth it, every day.

And it was magical.

>>26134896
>Thought you forgot the OOCO
>Instead it's a wonderful way to get them together and still make sense.

Now that is an anniversary story.

>>26134896
Awww, fuck, I'm feeling it.

This is great.

>>26134896
FINALLY, they acknowledge that these two have been through SO MUCH SHIT together.

>>26134896
Perfect.

Ready to start Princess AJ year 3.

>>26134943
Oh hey, this is the first time Luna got to do an anniversary appearance, neat!

>>26135003
It's one of those things you just know, man.

>>26135118
He's got a point that it hasn't really been explored before now. But hey, what better time than in the Anniversary Story?

>>26134896
You know what I love most about these stories? It's always those two. Always the very first two it started with...

Happy anniversary.

>>26135239
It's my hope that when the last /pa/ story comes, whatever it may be, I hope it's just those two talking. That's all I want.

>>26135323
Would be the perfect bookend if she went

>Wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
"Because I needed someone to do the paperwork."

The troll numbers would be off the charts

>>26135408
I wouldn't mind something simple like that. Chill, easygoing, nice and calm, yeah... would be great.

One more? I know we did the anniversary thing, but I gotta get one more in.
OOCO
>AJ
"Rarity"
'???'
~~

>Rar? Ah' gotta question.

"Oh, of course darling! Ask away!"

>...Wow, that's weird to hear. But anyway, how do ya' manage ta' make money in Ponyville? Nobody wears cloths.

"..."

>...

"...I um... I also uh... designed... collars and leashes."

>Say no more.

"NO! Wait! Dog collars! I was just embarrassed because-"

>Ain't gotta tell me nothin'.

"No! Really! It's not what you're thinking!"

>Funny, don't remember implying anything.

"...that doesn't prove anything!"

>Hope they like their collars. Get a lotta use outta them.

"APPLEJAAAACK!"

'How much do they run?'

>...

"..."

'...W-what?'

>...

"..."

'Why are you staring at me, I was just wondering...'

>...

"..."

'EEP!'

POOF!

"FLUTTERSHY COME BACK! I MEANT ACTUAL DOG COLLARS!"

>...Think ya' know a gal.

"YOU SHUT UP!"

>>26134896
>Who cares, Ah' got fixin' to do.
Best. Answer. Ever. Go, AJ.

>>26135694
>one more?
I'm going all thread, personally. Whatever anyone else wants to do, go ahead. I can't help but feel nostalgic when I look at the OP.

>>26135744
I'm probably going back to the main story tomorrow, just so we don't stagnate on that and drag it out too long.

>>26135719
Damn straight.

>>26135694
No, you don't get one more. Sorry, last call happened, you have to delete that story, leave 4chan, erase your facebook account and go on a journey of discovery, it's they rule.

Chop chop monkey, tell the wise old man on the side of the road I said hi and I'm not giving his shoes back.

>>26135832
Yeaahh, probably gonna join you. Was fun for a one day thing, but thread 100 was only 19 threads ago, no need to do a whole other one.

I MADE IT IN TIME!
OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia'
~~

>Hey, Tia? Got a question.

"And I have had landmines planted all around me! Do your worst!"

>You did not-

BOOM!

>HOLY APPLERIDING CRICKETS!

"HA!"

>You actually did put landmines in there!? LANDMINES!?

"Landmines baby! WOO!"

>You know the worst part? This is still dumb, Ah' guess Ah' can just fly-

TWANG
BOOM!

>CELESTIA!

"That's right! Hanging plastic explosives! TRY ME NOW!"

>Is that stuff just all around you!?

"WHAT NOW!?"

>...

"...Applejack no."

>...

"Noooo."

>...

"Applejack, be reasonable, think about what you're doing."

>Mmmmm... yep... thinkin' about it right now.

"Applejack... APPLEJACK! STOP! NOT FUNNY!"

>I disagree.

"Applejack you put the bowling ball down right this second!"

>Well, iffin' you insist.

"NONONONONO-"

BOOBOOBOOMMMMMM

"LOOKS LIKE TEAM SUNSPOT IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIinnnnn..."

DING!

>Hah!... Wait... SHIT! Ah' was gonna ask her somethin'!

"hahaa...aha..."

>You win this round Celestia.

>>26136488
Lucky, I didn't get a chance to and am too tired to story. All I can give is a happy anniversary with you crazy fucks. Maybe tomorrow...

>>26128636
Yep, Happy Anniversary to you and everyone else.

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>>26129153
>Stop bein' an Applebloom, Twilight.

HA!

>>26136633
Doubly funny as Applebloom is currently having her problem and state ignored.

Night, /pa/'s, here's to a great year 3.

>>26136772
It's gonna be crazy as fuck, I can already tell.

So nice to see we can still produce a fuckload of stories when the time comes.

>>26136866
And what an anniversary it was... can't wait for the next milestone

>88
"Lavan"
'Mini 32'
-Mini 77-
~Mini 50~

-https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nlM60Nwc6CE-

~Do you REALLY have whistle that every damn time you pilot this boat!? EVERY! DAMN! TIME!?~

-Yes.-

'Really? You've been on this boat with him before?'

~Several times when we were bothering to try and get our operatives in the Pony Kingdoms to stop fighting each other.~

'Sounds maddening.'

~Not as maddening as that damned whistle!~

"I find it catchy, may I join in?"

'~NO!~'

-Yes.-

"Mixed messages."

Splash!

>Gaaaaasp! Wow, I think I held my breath even longer that time, I'm getting pretty good at this if I do say so myself.

"You missed the loveliest whistling."

'Yes, how about you stay up here and suffer with us?'

-Or join in.-

~Nonsense, our titanic cousin is clearly attempting to pioneer a new form of aquatic ambush in case we're attacked by those damned giant pale monsters!

>Hm? Oh nah, I was just amusing myself, you were doing a whistle?

-Yes, it goes like this...-

'~Oh love damn it!~'

>>26137162
That's fucking adorable. Perfect choice of song you could not have done better.

Good night, thread. And happy late anniversary

>>26137162
Huh...that's weird, I meant for the url to be spoilered. I blame my phone.

>>26134896
'....Psst'

>Who?

'Stillmoredevelopedthanyou-GLACGK'

>CHOKE ON 'EM

"...Spontaneous Apple creation... of course"

'AGLGHCK'

>CHOKE ON 'EM AAAAAAALLL!

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I don't remember when I started so I'll just tack it on to the /pa/ anniversary
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I can cheat because being consistent is for suckers! Now for out main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!
Applause

"How does thou do?"

>We've sure had a lot of adventures together haven't we?

"More than we'd like."

>There was the cardboard killings, Hunting cardboard Pinkie, Nightmare Rarity, Shadow Derpy, The Dream Eaters, Applejack's shadow. Plus you do more in the dream world than the waking canon world.

"We take offense to that. We do a lot of things...like teaching...sort of. Mahjong. Lots of mahjong...and other important things...okay, we're tired in the day time okay? Both of us know how busy we are during the night. Cut us some slack. Between guarding the night and dealing with paperwork that involved thou, it can be quite draining."

>Thank you.

"What?"

>Thank you for allowing me to continue my dream show despite the headaches I give.

"Hmph...thou ist just lucky we like thy show."

>Do you really?

"We said we must go. Farewell, annoying pink."
Luna flies away.

>And to all you viewers, thank you for watching. This wouldn't be possible if it weren't for viewers like you. G'NIGHT EVERYPONY!!!

>>26138834
It's been a hell of a ride,and I can't wait to see what comes next

>>26138521
And thus, world hunger gets zoled.. Good job everyone

>>26139690
... is that supposed to be sarcastic? That sounds awesome!

>>26139846
>world hunger is solved
>but apples are the only food available
seems like nutrition is fucked, captain.

>>26138834
Aw, that's a nice companion piece to the anniversary story.

>>26139857
>Are y'all claiming apples ain't all you could ever need in a diet? Why, I ought to buck you to the sky for even insinuating that!

>>26140401
Actually? Funny story, but Apples are weirdly high in natural sugars.

Ponies would be getting diabetes left and right.

>AJ
"Dash"
'Twi'
[Rarity]
{FS}
(Pinkie)
~Spike~
~~~

If the giant rock monsters could stop dancing on her skull, Applejack would have been very appreciative. She would also be appreciative if the sunlight would stop burning into her.

The rum had caught up to her, it seemed.

>Uggghhh... m-mah head... well, that ain't good.

The turtle she was currently flopped over seemed to disagree, if a turtle could have such an expression.

"Nahhhh, Tank 2 and Tank 3 are pretty chill."

The rainbow maned mare on the other turtle said this, but again, the expression seemed a touch at odds with the words.

>Ya' named them?

"Why not? You saying they don't deserve names? Racist."

>...W...what?

"I might still be a little drunk."

>Ugh, same... had the weirdest dang dream last night.

"You feel like moving?"

>Nope.

"Me either... Tank 2? Tank 3? You guys mind shuffling us back to the hatch? We can flop from there."

Applejack couldn't decide if they were agreeing, or if turtles just had trouble turning around and were already pointed towards said hatch, but she wasn't complaining.

>How do ya' think the others are doing?

"Meh."

~~~

'ZZZzzzzz... HNK! Ohhhh, what happened?'

[Oh thank goodness, will you PLEASE get off of me?]

'Hn? Rarity?...Wait, this is you?'

[STOP SQUEEZING ME!]

'Wow, you are soft.... hee hee, your cutie mark gets all squishy.'

[TWILIGHT!]

'I'm getting off! I'm getting off... huh.'

[I know, but she hasn't woken up yet-]

{OH DEAR!}

'There it is.'

[Fluttershy, just be calm-]

{WHY AM I COVERED IN SIXTY TWO CRABS!?}

'...No way did you count all of those so fast.'

{OH DEAR! Go away!}

POOF went her magic. Though, sadly, it didn't go as she wished it to.

The roar that sounded was proof of that.

{OH DEAR OH DEAR! GO AWAY!}

POOF it went again, and again, not what she had wanted.

[Oh, good job. What better way to solve the situation of 'giant crab' then summoning another one when we already have no room?]

{OH DEAR!}

1/2

>>26140964

The two monsterous crabs, with so little room, did not take long to notice the other. One raised up it's weapons, the other answered.

The meaning was clear.

'Are they gonna-'

Claws mashed in the air, and the battle was on.

'Well, at least they're fighting each other and not us.'

(SIX BOTTLES OF RUM ON THE LEFT ONE!)

{PINKIE!}

[I'll take that bet, the right one looks rather scrappy.]

{RARITY!|

~Can I get in on this?~

'No, you have a gambling problem.'

~Pffft.~

{HELP!}

>Hey guys, thanks for comin' ta' find us, not like we could'a drowned or- woah.

"Twenty bits on the left one."

(Dashie knows what's up.)

[Hmph!]

{OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR!}

>...well, at least this vacation isn't boring.

{M-maybe I can make them all go away!}

>"'[FLUTTERSHY NO!]"'

Poof.

And sixty other, louder roars, joined the chorus of the room.

>...Looks like we're havin' crab fer' breakfast!

{OH DEAR!}

>>26140977
Rarity, you got this one. Come on.

>>26140977
THE WEED APPLEJACK

USE THE WEEDS

>SA
"Celestia"
'Chrysalis'
[18]
{42}
(Spitfire)
^2^
~Sombra~
=Mane-Iac=
~~~

>Wow, you know what? I feel downright pleasant.

"Indeed! What a wonderful, peaceful nights rest."

>Who's up for breakfast-

SLAM!
SCREEEEEE

>...goody.

'THIS ALL WENT SO WRONG!'

[HOW!? HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?]

'Me!? I didn't cook anything! I like this place, I didn't want to burn it down! You did this and are trying to blame it on me, clearly!'

[My cooking is awesome, Thank you! I didn't do this!]

'Prove it!'

[I get stuffed up if I eat rosemary!]

'There isn't any... huh. Well, then Forty Two?'

{Does this have more than three ingredients, total?}

[I'd say.]

{Then no, clearly not me.}

'...We need to buy you a cookbook or something.'

{I go with what works! Clearly, this one was Spitfire!}

(HA HA HA! Does this look like you just have to peel back the plastic and pop it into the oven?)

'Birthdays have become so much easier in the last two minutes.'

(Look, I'm on the road a lot... or at least I used to be... I can't make fancy stuff, just pop it in, get your meal and go! Soooo, clearly... well, I don't want to be the one to say it, but...)

^...Why ya' lookin' at me?^

'No, seriously, why are you looking at her. There is exactly one ingredient not inside that mass, and it is the only one it would otherwise be composed of. Unless you see more marchmalleys than you could possibly eat...'

[Obviously.]

{That's just stupid.}

(Making a note of that, buuut...)

~...You can't be serious. How? With what!?~

(I mean her, alright!?)

=AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!=

'You idiot, she doesn't eat! She doesn't even use the bathroom!'

(...how does... how does she...)

'She's just-'

=AHAHH!... I did it!=

>"'[{~^...^~}]'"

>Several questions.

=Can I answer after we BATTLE my CREAAATION!... I think he's out of control.=

>...Vacation, yayyyyy

SCREEEEE!

>You shut up.

>>26141375
>Mane-iac trying to cook

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

SHE'S LEARNING

Awww, I missed all the fun yesterday. Why'd it have to land on a saturday?

>>26141573
Hey, at least it's still there to read!

Writers like that.

>>26141515
Soon, man... soon.

She's gonna hit that edge.

>>26141676
The moment she realizes she's wearing a leotard, they're all fucked.

>AJ
"Rarity"
~~

>...Ya' remember when we used ta' fight the giant things, not be so unworried about them because four outta five of us could handle it really easy?

"...I... I honestly don't remember."

>Me either. Should we be worried?

"...nahhhh..."

>Cadence
~~~

Six.

It had taken her a whole day, the moon had risin and fallen, but she had made it to six.

Six whole, fully done, forms. Not easy ones, not basic ones, but complicated, very difficult, forms. She had done exactly six, in several hours.

Her eyes felt like they were going to pop right out of her sockets, her head throbbed with pain, her skin felt heavy and cold. But she had done it. Somehow, some way, she had done it. She had pulled it off.

Six slips of paper, all done.

Surely, that deserved a break, didn't it? Surely that meant she could go out and get a shower, get refreshed, get back to looking like the beauty she was? Surely she could take this time to go enjoy a bit of sun, get some luster back into her unsightly coat, maybe even a little swimming.

Hadn't she earned that? Didn't these six long, difficult pieces mean that if nothing else, she deserved a break? It was so tempting, she so deserved it. Just a quick jolt out, and then she could get right back to work...

Maybe just a little fun...

>...in regards to land disputes, the following methods are advised, though not set in stone as every case is different...

This time, the barricade hadn't even moved.

>>26141994
Mad respect.

>>26141220
>WEED ATTACK!

SPLAT!

>...Ah' don't know why Ah' thought that would work...

>>26142243
>...OH WAIT NOW I DO

[Magic]

{Wiggle wiggle, ensnare}

>AHA

>>26142253
>AH'VE GOT... it just occured ta' me that they are still fightin', and have not stopped at all or even slowed down... because it's seaweed... and seaweed is really weak and can't hold giant crab monsters...

...

>Please tell me nobody saw that.

"We all saw that, and we're proud that you tried!"

>...T-that made it worse...

>>26142297
>...NAW YOU KNOW WHAT, IMMA MAKE A GIANT MONSTER AND THIS TIME IT'S GONNA FIGHT FER ME!!!

"Wait didn't you have Chitani-"

THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM

>HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/S4E83RKavUU?t=39

CRACK

WIDEN

WIGGLE

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

'APPLEJACK, NO!'

>-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~APPLEJACK YES!~

-<[BEAR WITNESS, TO OUR ASCENSION, AT THE HOOVES, OF THE LIFE BRINGEERRRRRRRRR]>-

"...I should've brought a gun"

>>26142409
_____Several hours later____

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Oh sweet fuck will you just do something already!"

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

'She's just been standing there, screaming! MAKE IT STOP!'

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[I can hear it! No matter what I do I can HEAR IT!]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAChoo!

"'[{...}]'"

>What?

"...I've got nothing."

>>26142452
"...So, wait, what about the monster thing you made?"

>Oh, uh... Ah' just made a buncha rocks come together and made it talk with ventriloquism.

"Magic ventriloquism?"

>Regular kind, actually. Ah' been practicing!

(Neato! That's a cool trick!)

>That's what Ah' thought!

(We need to do a show.)

>That would be fun!

"...so what about the giant crab things?"

(Oh! Oh! And Spike can be a puppet!)

>Oh, yer' so silly!

"They're going to kill us all."

>(Ahahahah!)

>>26142485
/pa/, everyone. Random anon shouted something and then we have a crazy ass tangent involving giant monsters, ventriloquism and killer crabs.

It's like who's line is it anyway, but the answer is 'everyone'.

>>26142551
It's kinda funny, yesterday had a thread 1 feel, that has a thread 2-3 feel...

>2
"SA"
'18'
~~~

>...Marchmalley?

"Nooo, I said which one is 'healthier', not better."

>Marchmalley.

"It's not marchmalley! It's the carrot!"

>...Ya' sure?

"Ugggghhhh."

'What on earth...'

"I'm trying to teach her good eating habits. She keeps picking marchmalley."

'Stop the presses.'

"I'm serious!"

>But they are better!

'She's right.'

"Don't you sabotage me now!"

'What? Ponies feel happier and more elated when they give kids treats, and feel more forcing and less excited when they're making them eat the healthier stuff. Which means that them giving her a marchmalley makes them feel loving feelings better than a carrot.'

"I'm talking biologically!"

'Biologically, we survive off love, not stuff. If the former nets her more love, it doesn't matter what it is.'

"..."

>MARCHMALLEYS WIN AGAIN!

"I can feel the knife in my back."

'Facts have no biases, Shiny.'

>YAY!

>>26142745
...She has a point...

So if the side characters are going to Puerto Bulldozer or whatever it's called, they should be going pronto. We've kind of been dragging our feet on that so choo choo, people.

>>26143015
They're all ready and set, we confirmed this as the end of last thread, that guy who's sending them off just has to.... you know, write them leaving.

S'been like a week, just go and if anybody else wants to join in they can fudge a reason to send _____ off or something.

>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
~~

>Hey, Flutters? Can you ask your friends to be careful of the bottles? Don't want them breaking the rum!

"..."

>Thanks!

"...Pinkie, are you alright?"

>Having fun with my friends!

"Um... you seem... distant? I'm going with distant."

>Nope! I am right here, right in this spot with all my buddies, and nobody else!

"I'm not sure what you mean."

>Good!

"..."

>So is that a yes on the asking?

"..."

>I'm feeling a yes, we got a connection you and me! Special bestest buddy connection!

"...uh huh..."

>That's an affirmative! Thanks!... Hey, Dashie! Wanna go see if we can put one of these crabs in Rarity's hair? Classic prank!

"...I'm worried about her...

>>26143044
Be fair, he missed that 29 and co got there already, he was still waiting on them, and then we had the anniversary thing.

He'll get to it.

>Chitania
"Crystal Pony"
~~

>...Why.

"Could you punch a ponies head clear off, if you wanted?"

>Why, oh dear mercy I do not provide, why. Why do all of you keep coming up and asking me this stuff?

"You punched a giant mushroom and killed it after outfighting a super dragon, then you tore up a scarier monster than you are."

>...

"I'm mature, so I appreciate that you're not like those namby pamby princesses who use friendship and locking ponies up to solve everything."

>...Uh...

"Because when you get right down to it, effectiveness is blowing someone up and shattering them into a million pieces, not locking them up until they feel nice again. You need to show them, and everybody, that there's only one response to trying to take over the world... their head bleeding out on the ground in a super mature fashion."

>...

"..."

>...I have... places to be.

"Oh! Is it bad guys to smush because you don't feel like they deserve another chance? Take me with you!"

>I... have to go.

"I WANNA SEE THE BLOOD I'M SUPER MATURE!"

>Get away!

>>26143923
Oh fuck we found the one libertarian in Canada, RUN!

>>26143923
Thus begin the adventures of Chitty and Edgepony.

Edgepony wants her to slaughter every threat, Chitty is trying to keep her nose clean but secretly agrees with him, it's the perfect conflict!

>>26143960
I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of them that are probably quite bitter, but put on a smiling face.

You can only put up with so much getting fucking enslaved.

>AJ
"Fluttershy"
~~

>Hey, Fluttershy? Is it just me, or is there more room to walk around now.

"....do do dooo.... oh."

>Oh?

"Oh."

>...Oh.

"..."

>...Where do ya' s'pose he went?

"I... I don't know..."

>...Hey, Fluttershy?

"..."

>Mah' powers go nutty too sometimes.

"...thanks."

>Heh, ain't so bad when you ain't gotta feel like crud alone.

>>26144427
Good looking out, AJ

bump during toilet themed fail raid.

>>26144973
Really? We were only on page 5, they must be a pretty weak raid.

God, being a lackluster raid on /mlp/. I don't think I would ever be able to get up from bed again.

>>26144973
>8 posts containing the MLP logo in some autists toilet.

Holy fuck these faggots have dog shit nothing on /sp/ or /int/

>>26145078
I feel old. Remember the real raid from /pol/ during thread 42? Back in my day, trolls put in the effort.

>>26145101
>tfw this surge in not-even-noticeable shitposting will probably be the most fresh activity the board gets for another year.

Why couldn't we stay with /co/? It's so lonely on our own

>Chrysalis
"18"
~~~

>Look at it.

"That big, blue, terrifying ocean."

>That terrible thing.

"That thing that just wants to eat you up, swallow you down, and never let you come back."

>So blue, like evil. Evil is probably blue.

"That seems legit, but it's blue green, so it's extra evil."

>It's blue green because it rotted everything it ate.

"That's too legit for you, you had to have stolen that from somewhere."

>I probably did, it seems like everyone would know that the ocean is super evil.

"The worst, it even has sharks and stuff."

>Tartarus needs it's demons.

"Now that you stole."

>Maybe, maybe not.

"...eeeviiillll."

>...If you were drowning, I'm only flying above with a rope to get you.

"...if you were drowning, I'd levitate a lifesaver out and then pull you back, that's all."

>Seems reasonable, but I'm never going to, because I'm not dumb enough to drown.

"You made it this far."

>...

"..."

>...Wanna go make smoothies?

"I'm down."

>Cool.

>>26145315
Meanwhile in weird ass gonzo mushroom land:

'Splish splash I was taking a bath~
'Long about a saturday night~!'

>>26145370
You'd especially think her, out of all of them, would "NOPE" the moment she saw the water...

>>26145391
'BITCH ASS WATER! YA ONLY KILLED ME CUZ I LET YA! ROUND TWO YA HYDROGEN MOTHERFUCKER!'

>>26145315
....Awwww.

Backhanded "I'd save you even If I was scared" talk is best talk.

>>26145428
'YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT!'

[Why is she just randomly splashing in the water?]

-Giants are fucking confusing, maybe she can't get enough blood to her skull.-

'AIN'T NO RUBBER DUCKY SAVING YOU NOW!'

>>26146027
"Random aquatic violence, this pleases me. I also do not like the water."

>SA
"Celestia"
~~

>Wow, I could totally take a nap right now.

"Right?"

>You did a number with that sun up there, good job.

"I didn't make the thing, but I'll take the praise anyway."

>Yep. This sun, this sand, this place... I could totally take a nap right now.

"Perfect time for a sleep."

>Yep... so... relaxing...

thoom.

>...
"...Just the wind."

>Totally the wind!

...thoom.

>The thoomy wind.

"Those happen all the time around here."

>Yep!

...thoom thoom...

>The very thoomy wind.

"Maybe it's a little rougher than normal, but still within the normal thoomy wind boundaries."

>Nothing to be worried about!

....thoomthoomthoomthooom-

>That is not a thoomy wind.

"I may have been mistaken, but assert it is probably benign."

thooomthoomthoomTHOOMTHOOMSCREEEEEEE!

"A totally benign... giant crab."

>...

"..."

>...I'm not feeling like a nap anymore.

"Nope."

SCREEEEE!

>>26146486
Wuh ohhh! Sounds like the CE just got a little bigger!

...You just fucking know Two is going to make friends with it and take it home, don't play that game. If she had gotten to it first, Centitrain would be hanging out in the back of the castle as the Twomobile.

>>26146696
Can you blame her?
Crabs are awesome. Have you seen one eat? Shits surreal.
They also eat almost everything they can, and turn this into delicious crab meat.

Crabs are alien bugs that came here so we can eat them.

>>26146696
I kinda wish Centitrain had become AJ's ride.

How fucking badass would that be?

>Lyra
"Bonbon"
[Roseluck]
{Daisy}
~Berry Punch~
~~~

>Soooo... you think she actually was mind controlled?

"I really, really doubt it. That guy seemed like his ego would be too big to even try it. Like, he would just assume everyone would bend to his whims just because he did it."

[Well, she's probably bending to SOME whim... if you know what I'm saaaaaying.]

{I don't.}

~I wouldn't mind bending to a couple of his whims.~

"Holy shit Berry! Have some standards!"

~I do! I have standards normally, I'm just making an exception because... you knooowwww.~

{I don't.}

>That's totally a rumor.

~How do you know?~

>Because that's exactly what I would spread I could do if I could shapeshift, even if I couldn't.

~Pfft, for all you with their powers, you could grow it.~

"Can they do that?"

[Why couldn't they? I mean... I'd get creative, if you know what I'm saying.]

{I don't.}

~Besides, I haven't gotten a good hug in a while...~

>I'm telling you, he can't grow shit.

~Wouldn't hurt to try!... Or maybe it would, depending, if you know what I'm saying.~

{...I don't-}

[WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SEX FOR FUCKS SAKE!]

{Ohhhhh... neat!}

>...
"..."
'...'
[...]
~...~
{...Totally wouldn't fuck a changeling, they look gross.}

>Is... is that racist?

"Better question, does anyone care?"

~....So does anyone feel like giving me that hug-~

>Subject change!

~Aw...~

>>26147266
>Nobody loves you berry
>You're worst background pony

>>26146873
I'd only want that if AJ could power her up.

Last time Centitrain took on Chitty, didn't go so hot, and Chitty wasn't even in Titan mode. Powered up Centitrain coming for revenge would be fuckawesome.

>>26147765
Wood armor would interfered with her electric stuff though.

Quick! Someone google a plant that makes for a good conductor!

>>26147916
gotcha covered, the answer is Sphagnum:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphagnum
>Laughingbotanist.png

>>26147943
DONE

Now she can ride a super lightning bug with living plant armor into battle.

>>26147964
ehh
problem
Peat moss explodes it's spores at up to 120 MPH when electricity runs through it
...actually not a problem, her defense is a good offense.

>>26147979
So make wooden encasing in order to trap the peat moss and use the fact the thing can literally spit lightning in order to set it off. Or make cannons that can point it in the right direction and then use the spores as rapid growth attachments for conducting.

Creativity!

>>26124883
Hey /pa/ just letting you know to keep on the good ride, I might have fallen off the wagon a time or two, but it's still nice to see you guys still riding this down the road.

Keep writing and keep being creative!

Love Anon

>>26148159
Going full... uh... what's the term, woodpunk?

>>26148494
Elvenpunk.

>>26148694
That'd just make Chitania angry

Angry about elves

>>26149020
I finally met a meme that I actually had to google in order to understand Bravo.

>88
"Lavan"
'Mini 32'
-Mini 77-
~Mini 50~

>Ohhhh just around the river beeend beyond the shoooorrrre~!

"I see no bends in this river, false advertising."

'Nice song though, where'd you hear it?'

>Eh, some vaguely racist movie about buffalo.

~What is a movie?~

>Jeez, dude, you guys need to get out more.

'Being trapped in a flawed justice system will do that.'

~You would be free a lot sooner if you kept your mouth shut.~

'I wasn't just talking about me being trapped.'

-I'm unbound by any moral code, I hunt beasts and am most surely going to become one in time.-

>...boop.

-Gah, don't boop me! I'm being serious!-

>That's why you need this. Boop.

-Gah!-

>Ya gotta quit being so uptight about everything. I know your wife died and all but-

-Died? She didn't die.-

>...huh? But bucko here said she threw herself off a cliff.

-It wasn't a cliff...-

'It is from our perspective.'

-She tripped over a hill and skinned her foreleg. I couldn't bear to know that I'd caused my beloved such harm, so I fled.-

>...boop.

-Gahhh! Does my tail of woe not move you!?-

>No, you're silly, silly bugs get booped. Boop.

'This is quite amusing.'

~Yes, lucky for us we're not silly in the least.~

>Oh I'm getting to you two, don't you worry.

'~NOOOOOO!~'

"Will they be getting booped too?"

>Who?

"The glowing eyes glaring at us from the mushroom forest."

>...

'Oh-'

--son of--

~-a bitch!~

[TEEGAR NAKOTH!]

THUNK!

>QUICK, BOAT FASTER!

"Thrilling ambushes, this pleases me."

>>26124883
geez, 2 years
grats

>>26150688
TWO YEARS

Princess Bubba you mean

Inspiration strikes at the weirdest of times, like maybe ten seconds before you pass out for the night.

Morning, /pa/ls.

>>26149864
Boops, the ultimate weapon in seriousness.

>>26151948
And then later, when you wake up, you don't remember what it was... Such is life.

>>26152742
My screams of aggravation could stir up the horrors beneath Canterlot...

>Chrysalis
"SA"
'???'
~~~~~

>....Really?

"Really."

>Giant crab?

"Giant fucking crab."

>Just... out of nowhere, giant fucking crab.

"Boom, giant seafood."

>...how.

"I don't know."

>How, really?

"Not a clue."

>...Should we be worried?

"Nahhhh."

'I HAVE SOMETHING TO PUNCH! YES!'

"She looks happy. Hey, she deserves a vacation too."

>...Forty Two is weird.

"Little bit."

'WE SHALL DINE ON CRAB TONIGHT!'

>Two
"Mane-Iac"
~???~
=???=
~~~

>Now I know what'cha thinkin', does she have Marchmalleys? Well, the answer's gonna surprise you.

~SCREEEEEEE!~

"AHHHAHAHAH! THIS BAAATTTLEEE IS... isn't this bad? Won't you have to clean up the house later?"

>Nah, it'll be fine. We got this.

~SCREEEE!~

"Oh, okay... so, are we going to-"

=SCREEEE!=

>...Issat a giant crab? Did you do that one too?

"I... don't think so?"

=SCREEEEEEE!=

~...SCREEEEEEEE!~

=SCREEEEEEEE!=

=~SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE~=

>Awwww, look! Yer' food monster and the crab are gonna hug- oh wow they are not huggin'.

"I think my food monster is trying to eat that crab."

>Fair enough, crabs is tryin' to as well.

"... this is the most sense this world has made to me since I got here."

~=SCREEEEEEE~=

>>26153038
It strikes me that this is what Fluttershy can just do now, and some part of that is scary...

>>26153239
Isn't it? She's literally a ticking time bomb.

>Pinkie
"???"
~~~

>Detective Pinkie is on the case!

Why she was following the giant multiple holes in the ground? That was obvious.

Why was she wearing her detective hat? Less necessary, but still fairly obvious.

Why was she looking at said massive, very obvious holes with a giant magnifying glass? For little other reason than she felt like it, as she was so common to do.

>Bum... bum nuh buh nuuuuh buh...

She had claimed that she, personally, should go find this particular crab because all the others had combat abilities higher than her own. This made enough sense for them not to question it, just as it was with most things she did. Of course, it wasn't totally the truth. Sure, she was less capable of taking on sixty or so very angry crabs than the other, but more importantly...

She needed to make sure they didn't accidentally stumble upon anything.

Not that she was worried, this object of her worry was quite a ways out, and even in the event someone stumbled across it, it wouldn't be a problem.

For even if they found that nice, robust place just a ways away from their residence, it's not like they could do anything with it. They obviously couldn't break into the place, and the only ones who ever rented it were jerks, apparently. Her auntie never had a single good story to say about anyone who ever stayed there.

Still, it was for the best if they didn't see it. That way they didn't have that thought in the back of their head, and they could all just focus on being together again, like they should be. She wasn't worried.

Because, obviously, what are the odds they were going to see someone they actually knew-

"HAH! Go for the eyes, Forty Two! They're huge, you can't fucking miss them!

So, that's what it sounds like when the world explodes.

Now she knew.

>>26153505
SHIIIIIIIIIII

>>26153505
WHELP

I mean I'm glad we're not dragging it out anymore, but still. Daaaamn.

>>26153578
Admittedly I'm kinda glad we're getting on with it, drug it out a biiiiit too much.

>>26153639
What're we dragging out again?

>AJ
"Fluttershy"
~~

>...Are those crabs playin' chess?

"They are. That one's pretty good at it, the other one not so much."

>Huh. He does kinda suck, yeah. What with eating the pieces and all.

"..."

>...Did Spike say the nice giant monster had any problem with eatin' crabs? I think it was just fish.

"GASP!"

>Really? Yer' gonna be like that?

"I MADE THEM!"

>So... eat 'em quickly?

"..."

>Huh, seem ta' have grown horns on mah' head... sides the obvious one, Ah' mean.

"..."

>...So no eatin' them?

"..."

>Horns are gone. Kay... can Ah' just have a leg-

"No."

>Aww.... can Ah' at least stop bein' glued ta' the floor?

"When I'm sure you've learned."

>...Ah' liked you better without the magic.

"SO DID I!"

>>26153692
The trip. Haven't really been doing anything but random gags for two threads.

It was fun, but the same scenarios got exhausted, let's go nuts and have some fun already. Get crazy fast, not over five threads like with PL.

>>26153703
Funny enough, the others still aren't at Puerto Burro...

>>26153505
So, Pinkie's gonna try to hide this...

Guess we're finding out what's behind that door!

>Cadence
~~

She heard screeches, roars, the sound of battle...

She should be there, they needed her now, she should certainly be out there if fighting was happening. She was an alicorn, she could help, she could handle threats like that.

Sure, technically there were two others out there who far outpaced her, both in power and in fighting prowess, but she could help as well. She didn't have to be here...

Just a quick check, a quick peek, a quick look to make sure everything was okay, and right back she could come...

>...Dealing with serious sentencing is never easy, as you cannot give the impression that serious crimes do not have weight, yet having base compassion is a must...

She couldn't help anybody, not yet.

She had to change that.

>>26154023
...Okay, Caddy, A for effort, but that really is something you should probably check on.

>>26154221
HER FOCUS IS UNBREAKABLE

>Fancy Pants
"??"
~~

>So, let me get this straight. You were... and I simply want this for the record, I am not implying I do not believe you, but... you were assigned as a guard, given armor, given a position of training, and actually put into a live battle... because you happen to have the same name of one of the guards. A name of one of the guards... who was, and again I just want this for the record, the ONLY casualty in the rampage from Chitania as far as Canterlot goes. And instead of the very public fact he was DEAD, you were given his rank, his weapons, his armor, his position and then you were actually put into a bootcamp AS AN INSTRUCTOR, and then you were deployed in not one, but TWO ACTUAL BATTLES, one of which was against infected super unkillable beings!

"Um... yes."

>And you never told anyone!?

"I tried, but they didn't really seem to listen..."

>I... I just... look, all of that is bad, okay, but you know what really sticks out to me?

"What?"

>You, and I say this with the upmost respect for you and all you did, you are a MARE. YOU'RE A MARE.

"Is that a problem?"

>It is when the pony you are replacing IS A STALLION.

"Oh, right."

>...WHO HIRED YOU!?

"Um... nobody? Like I said, I just gave them my name, and... well..."

>...

"I enlisted normally later after a dream told me to, though! I think Princess Luna sponsored it."

>....WHAT?!

"Is that bad?'

>...I... I just... do I even report this? This has nothing to do with my investigations in the changelings at all-

"Oh no, I never even met one of the changelings except for the very nice one on fire who saved me against the zombies."

>...I... I just... I know, technically, this isn't in my investigation, but I just... I want to tell someone, you know?

"You could tell me!"

>...

"No good?"

>...Miss Coco, I want you to know, you are either far braver than you had any right to be, or you are by far the worlds most accepting mare.

"..."

>...

"...It's not the first one."

>I didn't think so.