Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.
Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.
Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...
The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.
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Yes. We're the Normal Norman thread
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Writers list: http://pastebin.com/zc1mNLqE (embed)
You can also add Kurobisu to your skype, just look for live:kurobisu_g
Join us in creating the human world around our beloved school.
Any contribution is good, your contribution is the best
Pick any writer, if I can fin his/her pastebin, I'll make a repost list with his/her stories
Writers
AbnormalAnon (Lyingcake852)
AsexualPansexual
Axelanon
Based Writefag
Brock
Daftanon
DJRumSter (Rummy)
Faggot13
FullBodiedAnon
Kurobisu
Liseli Canis
Psycho
RainType
RnR66
Sitcom Anon
SongNonymous
Tool !!jDmKMp+WkyD
Some anons too
MIA writers
TryHardAnon
Jasse !h95PNqtZgw
Octavianon !X8g6kieGvk
MISSINGNO
Righteous
Silver Creep !i2o2fAXDbM
Artists
AbnormalAnon (Lyingcake852)
FullBodiedAnon
Kurobisu
NormalDrawfag
Nayaase' Beleguii
RnR66
Some anons too
>>25755982
something from liseli
been a time since we heard from her
>>25756181
Anything specific?
>>25756219
the first soren story
skylanders or something? i don't remember the title, but it was soren becoming evil because of a thing
>>25756219
Bass
Sometimes you wonder why you put up with his shit.
He has everything.
The band. The fans. The girl.
And you? What do you have? Your bass.
Well, that's not entirely true. You do have your share of the fangirls, but no one wants to see a bass player on the stage by himself outside of a talent show.
Yes, the two of you occasionally rock it out during lunchtime together, but you're far from being buddy buddy with him.
Your name is Soren Skyler, you thought that this would be all you had to say.
Let's start at the very beginning, back in freshman year, way back before that strange new purple girl appeared, before Norman Normal.
You and Brad were the best of friends, having successfully entered the same high school, sharing the dream of starting a rock band together.
And man did the ladies dig that.
You couldn't walk two steps without a girl throwing herself at either of you.
Even then, Brad was still more desired than you, until for whatever reason he became the lecherous pervert he is now.
This was when Sunset Shimmer first came to school.
Life became strange after that. The school once famed for it's 'togetherness' was suddenly split into smaller factions.
Friends were suddenly refusing to speak to each other outside their little cliques which had dissolved into the following:
The Dramas
The Athletes
The Eco-Kids
The Techies
The Fashionistas
The Rockers
You fell with the last faction, no surprise there. You and Brad both.
And then there was her. Always her.
You were drawn to her like a moth to a flame and got burned before you ever reached her.
You had finally gotten the courage to leave a note on her desk to tell her to meet you in one of the unused classrooms up on the second floor.
However, it seemed like it was too little, too late.
When you had gotten there after being cornered by the deranged hall monitor, you found her with her lips locked on Brad's, her back against the cold metal of the lockers.
You felt your heart break twice over that day.
Once for her and the other from the betrayal of your best friend.
You couldn't tell which hurt you more.
And then you pretended like nothing had happened, you locked your feelings away and carefully swept them under the rug.
It's lunchtime once again and you sit there, drinking your soda, glaring at him over the cup's rim.
They are at it again, being so sickeningly lovey dovey near you that you almost crush the poor cup in your hand.
'Calm down. Just breathe and smile.' The same mantra you've been telling yourself for the past few weeks works it's magic.
Your hold on the cup loosens and you tune back in to the conversation.
Amy Heart is nodding along to everything Brad is saying, laughing at some joke you missed out on.
She then notices you and waves. "Nice to have you back among the living, Soren."
"...haha yeah. I was just thinking about the homework Cherilee gave us." Not a complete lie, but not the truth either.
Amy twirls a pen expertly in her hands and sticks it behind her ear, "Really? If anyone can do it, you can."
"Whaaaat, my boy here isn't a nerd." Brad suddenly loops an arm around you and pulls you against him in an awkward side hug.
Your sour mood returns full force, and with a forced smile, you remove his arm. "I am not, but I rather pass with at least a C. Dad said he'd get me those new strings if I did."
"Oh, it's one of those things." Brad rubs his chin thoughtfully.
Out of the corner of your eye you see Sunset Shimmer giving you a strange look.
Like what you said was the funniest joke she's ever heard.
Is that how she sees you now? A joke?
The air seems to freeze around you, and you stand up.
You have to go, it's too crowded, too loud too...everything.
Your friends don't seem to object, they hardly notice you leaving.
Or so you thought.
"...ren. Soren. Soren!" A voice pulls you out of your head.
"Huh?" There's a girl standing in front of you. Who? You don't recognize her.
Judging by her clothes, she's a Fashionista.
"Are you all right?" You can smell the over-powering scent of her rose perfume.
Rose...? Rose! Yes, that's her name.
Her eyes show her concern, her brows knitted together.
It takes another breath to answer, but you manage to choke out, "Yeah, I'm fine." Straightening up, you wipe at your nose with the back of your sleeve, making sure to smile at her. "So what's a pretty kitten like you doing out here?"
She laughs, an irritating sound. "Oh you. I saw you leave and just...you know..." you feel her hand brushing up against your chest, a finely manicured nail scratching at your chin. "Thought I'd follow."
Inwardly rolling your eyes, you dip down until your face is only centimeters away from hers. "Did you now? That isn't any way for a proper lady to act." You cup her face and use your thumb to stroke her lips.
Her lips pucker up, expecting a kiss but you gently push her away. She looks surprised and her face goes red. "A-ah!"
Wagging your finger at her, you tsk. "I don't do kisses."
"Soren..." her eyes are hazy, and she's tugging on your blazer.
You squeeze her shoulders reassuringly and she melts.
Works every time.
For now, a distraction would be nice. Yeah.
Do you have enough time? Probably.
You trace the outline of her collarbone, reveling in the way she twitches.
It won't be much but...you press her against the door, a knee placed directly between her thighs.
She squeaks and buries her face behind her hands.
Maybe if she wasn't so annoying, she could have been a good replacement.
Your hands travel down her stomach and work their way under her shirt. "A proper lady...wouldn't let herself get caught like this." You whisper against her neck and she shivers.
Too easy.
The buzzing chatter from just beyond the door sounds so far away...
She's a complete mess when you finish with her.
Hair disheveled. Clothes wrinkled.
Fortunately, due to lack of time, you didn't fuck her.
You'll have to remember to wash your hands before class starts.
Rose has other ideas it seems.
Her hands keep a tight grip on your shirt and she buries her face into it.
You can feel her lips move through the fabric as she whispers, "N-not yet. Don't go..."
Pitiful.
As gently as you can, you pry her hands off of you and pet her head. She stares up at you with hopeful eyes.
"Sorry, doll. Lunch is almost over so why don't I take you to the restroom so you can freshen up, hm?"
>Spliiiiish
Your reflection in the mirror stares back at you as you wash your hands in the school bathroom.
What a miserable sight.
A quick check on your phone shows that there are 3 minutes left before lunch ends.
And it suddenly buzzes, a text from Brad.
Sliding it open, you notice it's not the only text.
There are five others preceding it. All from him.
Huh. Your phone didn't even vibrate for those.
Or maybe you had been too busy to notice.
>U there man?
>Practice at 7 remember!
>Nvm taking Sunset to see a movie
Shoving your phone back into your pocket, you refuse to check the rest.
A date is more important than your joint dreams? Fine.
You mush paper towels together angrily and toss the soggy mess into the trashcan.
Sure. Whatever, Brad. You can deal with this, no problem.
After all, it's just a stupid dream.
BONK
"Ow!"
"Wah!"
Speak of the devil and he will appear.
Or she, rather.
Sunset is nursing her forehead where you hit her with the door.
Shit. Better apologize.
"...what are you doing here, Sunset Shimmer?"
What the fuck. That isn't what you wanted to say at all.
She gives you an irritated look and flips back her hair.
"Looking for you. Flash wouldn't shut up after you left."
For a split second, you forget how to breathe.
Sunset...was looking for you?
You can't meet her eyes after she says that.
"So you coming or do I have to drag your sorry ass back to class? Flash is waiting."
Her hand reaches out and catches hold of your sleeve and she gives it the smallest of tugs.
Instinct kicks in and you snatch your hand back, accidentally smacking hers in the process.
"I can walk back on my own. I don't need a babysitter."
You stick your hands in your pockets and walk away, leaving her standing there, angrily scowling at you.
"You...FUCKASS!"
The bell rings not long after and you find yourself standing outside your fifth period classroom, hesitating to walk in.
The tardy bell hasn't rung yet, yet you linger outside.
Brad is inside, laughing it up with Lyrock and Amy.
Sunset is next to him, looking bored and writing something in her notebook.
Your heart twinges a bit, but you suck it up and walk in.
Amy is the first to notice you and she waves you down, pointing to the seat next to hers.
You silently shake your head, declining. You don't really feel like sitting close to them right now.
Instead you take the seat closest to the door and put your head down on the desk.
Not even 5 seconds pass when you hear the sound of a chair being scraped back and someone's ass plopping down on it next to you.
"Did all that studying hurt your head, bro?"
You lift your head and give your friend a weak smile. "Yeah...somethin' like that."
Stretching your hands behind your head, you yawn and smack Brad's back heartily. "So, what movie are y- mmf!"
What? You never saw him move and his hand is clamped over your mouth while his other is ordering you to shush.
"Not so loud!" he whispers and quickly writes something in his notebook and slides it over for you to see.
>I haven't told her yet
You can't believe it.
Brad Sentry cancelled band practice for a date that his girlfriend knows nothing about?
It pisses you off. Really. You can feel your blood boiling.
With an exasperated sigh, you shove his hand off and give him a quick clock on the head.
"Yow!"
"The fuck are you waiting for?" Those words are ash in your mouth and luckily before he can reply, the teacher walks in.
"Rise."
English class.
20 minutes before the bell rings and ends the day.
You can go home and pretend everything is all right.
You tap your notes impatiently, your pen leaving small marks over the margins.
Ms. Cherilee is covering Lord Byron's works and history.
"...to when he succumbed to a violent fever in April 19th 1834. Now, we'll be reading one of his poems today. Hm..." Ms. Cherilee surveys the room, looking for the right candidate.
You sink in your seat, hoping she won't notice you.
Her lips curve into a Cheshire smile and you realize your mistake, "Soren Skyler, would you read 'She Walks in Beauty' on page 178?"
Inwardly groaning, you open your textbook to the specified page and look at what you have to read.
And nearly swallow your tongue. A love poem. Of all things, a fucking love poem.
You sneak a peek over to your best friend and he gives you a thumbs up. 'You got this, Soren.'
Shaking your head you stand up, clear your throat and begin to read.
"She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies."
This is just cruel. The majority of the girls all have dreamy looks on their faces, save for Sunset.
Amy looks like she'll melt in any second.
You pause and look at Ms. Cherilee, and she urges you to continue.
Nodding, you make a decision. You'll use this as a way to convey your feelings to her.
"One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place."
The words seem to blur together, and you fight off the dizziness that is threatening to take you down.
Pleading to the dead poet, you implore that he give you strength to finish.
Sunset Shimmer is paying attention now.
"And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!"
The class is dead silent when you finish reading and take your seat.
"Ve-very good, Soren." Ms. Cherilee is impressed and begins clapping.
Following suit, the room is filled with applause as the bell rings.
Cue the horde of girls (and a few guys) coming over with their stupid questions.
By the time you appease them all, Sunset and Brad are long gone.
You wonder if she heard your feelings.
No matter now, there's always tomorrow.
You can always hope for that.
Your phone buzzes in your pocket and you retrieve it.
Another text from Brad.
> HTTYD 2, she said yes.
With a pained smile, you text him back, saying that you hope he has a good time.
Hoisting your bag over your shoulder, you begin your walk home.
Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
>>25756503
someday he will winor pull up a columbinewhatever happens later
>>25757404
Shit hurts my eyes
Someone write about Norman trying to steer Purple away from memes
something with her?
>>25756402
>>25756413
>>25756438
>>25756454
>>25756469
>>25756487
>>25756503
Where's the fucking pastebin?
Need the pastebin!!
Fuck!!
>>25758545
Requesting Snowdrop x Brad.
Tripfags in Canterlot High
>>25760137
We love you too
Inb4 no Christmas story
>>25760514
>nameless faggot
you dumb nigger
>>25760599
That's what you think...
Someone draw school delinquent Bancho Norman and Brad
>>25755965
bump
working on something
>>25762732
PLEASE
>>25762732
Looks like Norman and Ponk
>>25762892
No it's Norman and Brad
>>25762732
So what is it?
>>25763826
Now this is an interesting friendship
>>25755965
Whats supposed to happen in these threads anyways now? Serious question, isn't there like a story for pretty much everything at this point?
>>25765531
There's context that many of us acknowledge based on stories, but we have many more gaps to fill when it comes to different characters and outlandish scenarios.
How long have you been out anyway?
>>25765662
Like the gap between your legs. We´d all like to fill that bby.
>>25765531
There are still characters who need a deep exploration of their character but like who cares about that just give us lewd ykno
>>25765685
Y-you too
>>25765730
I tried writing Cloudkicker once, but everyone hated it. Maybe someone else can try something with her.
>>25765914
No one likes her.
>>25766381
Nobody likes anyone other than Sophie or Norma.
>>25766398
or Mary.
Actually people only like Norman and Maryand Shimmer
>>25765914
>>25766381
No one likes a ball buster.
>>25766656
Yet theta nothing new with them :(
>>25765914
can i read the story? i want to judge
>>25766713
Seconding this
>>25766656
Because they're actual characters.
People also like Scott and Soren
>>25766713
>>25766736
It was a Sarah story where I tried giving her a spooky family and tried making Cloudkicker oblivious to the whole world. Everyone hated it. Not gonna repost.
>>25767278
i understand
everyone have a shitty story once in a while anon
>"I became normal for you."
>>25767550
What the fuck
Norman and the boys have a sleepover and it's time to sleep. Scott is the only awake one and he tries to wrestle Brad.
Someone write pls
>>25762732
Really I just want to keep the thread alive long enough for us to see what this is.
After?
No clue.
But fr someone write something
>>25768017
>boys
>sleepover
gayest shit I've read in /nn/ so far
>>25768366
>he's never had a sleepover
Check out this friendless loser.
>>25768913
what the fuck is this?
sauce
>>25768170
>After?
>No clue.
What?
Guys, I got a computer. I think I'll be able to write more often now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcSaUsmzsqQ
>>25771315
#HYPE
>>25771248
I'm a little dry for ideas rn
What have you done before?
>>25768170
Well, unfortunately, I have a tendency to leave projects halfway finished. And since this is literally the second time I do this, I wouldn't consider myself a pro, but I'm trying my best to deliver.
Bear with me, plz
>>25771825
Everything. What would you like?
>>25772200
Norman and bros sleepover party but Scott can't sleep so he wrestles Brad. Shit happens. Make me believe they're friends with a rabid gay hipster
Tfw writing out little question things to get the place going then deleting it because it'll get zero replies and you just delete it -_-
So... have they diddled yet?
>>25772998
AJ should never diddle
There are far better girls out there
>>25773021
But AJ is the best family girl.
>>25767278
For some reason I can't remember this story.
Mary sitting in Sophie's room waiting for her to get ready
For reasons outside their control, and that they're neighbors, Sophie has to give her a ride to school today.
Mary can't dank it up in Sophie's room, so to pass time, she rummages through Sophie's drawers. And laughs at her bras
>>25775058
0bluse has a distinct artstyle.
And that fucking gigantic signature
>>25775454
>>25775976
The biggest bitch in the school and the most hated and misunderstood guy in the school end up together, big surprise. And they overcome that too.
>>25764490
They're both perfect.
>>25776008
They need more written hate sex. So full of anger and pent up energy they just unleash it upon one another's genitals.
Is Nolan the Giorno of /nn/?
>>25777629
what's a giorno?
>>25778274
I didn't know what he was talking about either so I googled it and got this http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Giorno_Giovanna?comments_page=1
>>25778274
A crappy Pizza.
>>25778614
i asked what's a giorno
not a domino
>Nolan super tired and is drained from school finals
>This is only the beginning
>He walks into his room on the 60th floor of his tower, and Amy is lying there
>"Tired Nolan?"
>She flips open the covers to reveal purple and black lingerie
>"Come on in and relax.."
>He pulls a lever
>A squad jumps through his window (Mind you he's on the 60th floor)
>Cover Amy in decent clothes
>Throw her into an escape chute
>Where she is shot out of a Genki cannon into her house
>A second squad jumps up too with a fresh window ready to be installed
>The remaining forces make Nolans bed, fix up some warm milk, and tuck him in for tomorrow
>Sleep tight Nolan
Norman making fart sounds with Sophie's cleavage
>>25780339
who are they?
>>25778990
RIP Amy
>>25780625
BG people from Friendship Games
>>25782200
>page 9
we really need lewd
>>25783345
For reals
Feels like people have been holding back Lewd Speak for the sake of the thread. Turns out we needed it all this time.
Which is best, Shimmer juicy ass or Sophie's motherly tatas
>>25783512
It's like saying Mary's big ass or Fluttershy's squishy titties
>>25783672
Norma's thick thighs or Naomis tight figure
>>25783757
If you're going gay then it's like choosing between Brad's fun and dorky personality or Nolan's suave and charming personality
>>25783512
Sophie tits
>>25783672
Fluttershys tits
>>25783757
Normas thighs
>>25783791
Brad
>>25783923
Picking the same.
>>25783923
>>25784034
>Big tits that will sag to the ground later on due to gravity and probably has areolas the size of dinner plates
>Same thing with big tits that will sag to the ground later on due to gravity and probably has areolas the size of dinner plates.
>cottage cheese thighs
>A guy who would never succeed his dream of becoming a rock star but instead leave to become a cop or be in the military and die.Also probably has a small dick
>>25784926
>>cottage cheese thighs
>Not knowing a good pair of legs thay can be thick yet be without cottage cheese
LESBIAN
More Flutterbat
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/298164/11/flutterbats-suitor/expect-the-ex-expected-birth-chapter
and something extra
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/303466/1/turned-tables/chapter-1
Someone write about Sophie waiting for Norman to bang her and she's thinking of all the fun positions like missionary and a cute blowjob. But then Norman comes in and fucking destroys her holes and makes her his cum rag. This isn't at all what she expected
>>25785451
Glad he is written outside of here
>>25785451
Tfw this bat fucker writes a better Norman than us
Like christ he actually has some what of a personality here. Hes quirky and manly yet childish.
>>25785667
Opinions
what kind of indie games would scott play?
>>25786326
Norman: Don't know. But he keeps grumbling about getting killed by a wasp hive when he needs to get a Loquat for a trained Iguana.
>>25780339
Derpibooru names
Diwata Aino
Ginger Owlseye
norman, and TFH
how it would work?
>>25784926
I´m picking because I like the characters more than the other option.
I like all sizes of breasts.
Norman and his boys lose a massive bet against Chloe and they all have to be her speedo wearing, top less butlers for the day
>>25787314
Norman would play it once, get bored and never speak of it again.
>>25785451
Another girl is pregnant with Norman's kid and its Fluttershy again. That guy is extremely fertile, probably can get pass the DNA barrier and knock up a horse women
>>25788502
No its proven he can't get Twi and Shimmer pregnant
>>25788583
He has gotten Shimmer preggers.
Contrary to popular belief, Normans favorite part of Sophie's body is her bun
>>25789021
What if heundoes it?
>>25789580
He would never
>>25790429
Holy shit fuck you
Someone write something pls in tired of writing that
>>25790717
then write something instead of just insulting me for bump
i don't have an idea, i don't have a story.
image posting doesn't help
all i can do is give a bump in case someone have a story to tell
>>25790936
>all i can do is give a bump in case someone have a story to tell
>>25791033
well, you have one?
Hey guys, I just want to say thank you for liking my story, I honestly didn't think it'll have a cult following XD, I'm the real Towkio, PM for more questions on my Fimfiction XD
>>25791223
Flutterbat is a god send.
Pls write more Norman with other ladies
Also we liked Norman before you lmao
>>25791267
>Norman with other ladies
The girl don't matter, a story is fine.
>>25791223
no, thank you for making that story
EqG deserve all the love we can give
keep doing a great job
>>25791284
This. Whoever.
Please another would be amazing
>>25791267
Yeah I know....
>>25791365
well, while you are here, enjoy the stay.
if we can help you, we can speak here or PM you.
also, i have a question: you were a lurker, or first time on /mlp/?
>>25791365 Out of curiosity I goggle searched Flutterbat's Suitor, saw this shit...
Lurked for a couple of hours, and now I'm here, and yes this is my 1st time on the /mlp/ borard
>>25792361
Wowee.
Things have been dry AS HELL here because anons want so many ideas done that our 3 fucking writers can't do for some reason. There is interest in Norman and the characters of CHS, it's just everyone does jack dick.
You're our only hope. Please continue Flutterbat or maybe take up a request
>>25792361
>1st time in /mlp/
well, welcome to the normal norman's "general"
you see, when a thread gets content, and greentext (example up), it becomes recurrent, becoming a general
a general is the main place of discussion of one subject, in this case norman interacting with all the people of equestria girls including crystal preparatory.
we are one of the tamer generals. if you need more help about the workings around the board, you can tell us
>>25791223
Welcome mate! Glad to have you here!
>>25792361
Welcome, I hope you enjoy it here.
>>25792481
Thats pretty cool, I don't normamlly like hanging out in 4chan because everythings like no holds barred, but if you want I can tell you want NormanxFlutterbat story I'm making, if you want me to tell you XD
>Be Norman
>Dad got a new better job at the company my aunt works at
>It's in fucking Japan
>We moon over there into a tight spaced apartment
>Everything is completely fucking different
>Head to the new school wearing my uniform
>Walk in through the gates
>People are green, purple, blue, and actually fucking yellow
"What's with all the color people?'
>"Yankee?"
>"Gaijin!"
>"Baka Gaijin!"
>"Firthy Amuricun!"
>"Go home!"
>Shit they don't seem to like you.
>"Ah oniichan! Good morning Norman!"
>See a girl wave at me
"Chloe?"
>When the fuck did she become purple? Is there something wrong with Japan's water?
>She runs over to me and hugs me, some fat kid playing his DS glares at me
"Hey Chloe, man it has been a long time!"
>"Oh I miss you sooo much! I'm glad we finally have some family here!"
"Yeah, so can I ask you a question?"
>"Go ahead!"
"Why are you purple?"
>"Purple? don't understand what you're talking about."
>She looks at me confused, I wonder if it's me imagining things
"Forget it, can you take me to the school office?"
>"I'll gladly be your guide!"
>I follow her inside and look around, this must be a cookie cutter design because the school looks like it came from a Japanese cartoon
>"Woah there Oniichan! You're supposed to take off your shoes and put on your uwabaki."
"My what-a?"
>She opens a locker and changes her shoes for some white ones.
>"Uwabaki are shoes you wear inside to keep our polished floors clean."
"Oh, okay."
>I don't have any and didn't know I had to buy some.
>"Hmmm well maybe the school has a rental or an extra pair you can borrow. Here, wipe your soles and follow me."
>quickly I clean my shoes with a handkerchief and follow my cousin to the school's office. She opens a door and bows.
>"Ojama shimasu."
>A tall lady drinking tea and looking at a document says something in Japanese.
>"Watashi wa anata wo yurushi masu."
>Chloe and her exchange some words
>"Hello there Mr.Normal, welcome to our school. Do you speak any Japanese?"
Continue later
>>25792658
Whatever it takes to keep you here
>>25792723
Well, its a story where Flutterbat thinks Norman cheated on him because he has a lab partner named Cloudy Kicks, so Vamp Demon decides to test him.
And yes, its a Clop Comedy
>>25792802
>lab partner named Cloudy Kicks
>>25792802
>Cloudy Kicks
Sweet
There's a joke here that says she abused him because she kicks clouds.
And on his belt, is a cloud emblem
>>25792841
He wouldn't get that meme
Hey Towkio, Cloudy Kicks once kicked Norman's nuts for pleasure and now we associate the joke that she likes to kick nuts
>>25792944
>>25792842
>>25792841
lol you guys are too much, 4chan Espically the MLP community is fucked up
>>25755965
Guys! I got an idea. Before you judge,hear me out...picture Norman.........with a yo-kai watch...
>>25793047
yeah, we have sort of an acquired taste
>>25793152
>>25793152
Okay
>>25793280
Whoa, that is amazing...
>>25785667
lol he called me a bat fucker.
Okay...
Servant of Tiara 2 never.
>>25792701
>"Do you speak any japanese"
"Kamehameha..?"
>>25794389
>DT
who gets to fuck that?
>>25795090
Nolan did once
>>25795140
As did Norman and Brad,
>>25795140
>>25795145
then who gets todouble dip
>>25795167
It's Scott's turn
>>25795167
All three of them at once.
>>25793534
I didn't call you a bat fucker
I called you bat fucker
Fun fact.
Norman and Shimmer spend more time washing their sheets and blanket than their actual clothes
Why are there no stories of Shimmer and Twilight being in their estrus cycle
>>25796060
Not sure but I think there was a fic with Norman and Purple that ends with Purple whispering this into his ear.
>>25796076
There's so much lost lewd out there.
Based and Missings pastebins don't have all that I remember
>>25795245
>All three of them at once.BASEDMISINGNOSOME ONE PLZ
Since Norman is getting ass from the students of CHS.
Brad should come back to stick his business to the more main characters of the movies. Like the Dazzlings, M6 themselves and the new band of chicks from the 3rd movie I haven't seen yet.
Not BtR, just the same style of Normans adventures of ass but Brads more in control of how the story goes
>>25792701
This won't be continued
>>25795245
>triple
anon, don't pull my strings
>>25798742
>how to fill Soren with despair
Behold the glorious Shimmer booty.
CHRISTMAS ONE SHOTS WHEN
We like never get holiday stories anymore
>>25800816
When you decide to post one, dummy
>>25800816
>Be Norman
>Invite everybody over
>"Merry Christmas Norman!"
>Look at everybody with a disgusted look
"Christmas? I'm Jewish! Oh vey!"
>Everybody leaves
"Happy Hanukah!"
>The End
^:)
>>25800816
>Be Norman
>It's christmas
>Thee end
You guys are fucking lame.
Norman doesn't deserve the treatment yall give him
work this
>>25802042
>Norman doesn't deserve the treatment yall give him
and what exactly have we done to him?
>>25802132
We fucking love the guy, hell I almost bought a commissioned plush of him. But Christmas stopped me.
>>25802055
>"KLAU KALASH, CRAB JUICE, YOU WANT, I GOT."
>>25802132
Everyone wants stuff with him but nothing happens
>>25795245
Someone pls
Fuck you guys and your loli
Who /sophie/ here?
>>25802726
Aye!
>Norman finally about to hook up with Rarity
>She undoes his pants and takes a look before gasping in shock.
"Norman, what is the meaning of this red handprint stamped on your nethers?"
Flashback to the door to a dressing room with a sign saying "The Countess"
"Handsies"
>>25802055
>After high school, Rainbow Dash had the huge chance of becoming a professional athlete, however her chances were obliterated when she had a major injury. With major depression she also suffered from a huge addiction to pain medication. Her friends helped her beat her depression and succeed in rehab, but that's a story for another time.
>Now comes the story of how Rainbow started her own hot dog stand business.
>"Any luck Renbow?"
"Nope."
>"Ah man, well today hot dawgs, 2 for 1!"
"2 dogs please. Thank you Vlad."
>Rainbow knows Vladimir gave her specials whenever she was low on funds. She gave him his money and he gave her her food. She stepped aside to let the guy next in line get his order.
>"2 dogs please!"
>"Okay, 4 dollars."
>The guy looked surprised
>"Wait didn't you say 2 for 1 special?"
>"Yes... It ended one minute ago."
>"How convenient. Here you go."
>The guy paid him his 4 and took his dogs with him. Rainbow wiped the condiments off her face and threw the napkin away.
"Thanks Vlad, I'll give you a big tip when I can."
>Whenever Rainbow scored a big temp job that paid her well she would payback Vladimir for all those specials.
>"No trouble. Rainbow I must ask you about thing."
"Whats wrong Vlad?"
>"My wife... She is sick, i want to take care of her. Can you run my stand while I look after Sasha? All tips for you and 35% of profits for you, yes? Sell many, get many! No wage per hour."
>Rainbow was surprised, this was a big opportunity. Vladimir's hot dog stand had a great location for customers.
"Wow, I'm sorry to hear about your wife Vlad, but why me?"
>Vladimir looked down as if remembering some painful memories.
>"My son... He is dead. My brother... Dead. My cousin who loved to go to bowling with me... An asshole and dead to me! You, good and loyal customer, nice girl, attractive... supple, and very charismatic! You'll do fine!"
1/
>>25803038
>This was a opportunity Rainbow couldn't pass up, she could make some money and help payback Vladimir for all his help.
"All right, I'll do it! Watch I'll make you rich!"
>The big burly Russian went around his stand and picked Rainbow off the ground and gave her a big bear hug.
>"Thank you Renbow! Tomorrow I start training you, I give t-shirts and hoodie as uniforms! And my contacts and contact info!"
>His wife was sick and Rainbow wanted him to get to taking care of her faster.
"Why not now?"
>"Okay, here!"
>He dug under the stand and pulled out a beanie with his stand's logo on it.
>Rainbow looked weird in her professional looking business attire on with the beanie, but she pushed those thoughts away.
>"Okay let me show you where everything is."
>It was a lot to take in, but it was an easy job. Rainbow was confident she would do well, but even the easiest jobs could become the hardest.
2/
Continued some other time if you like
>>25803053
>Continued some other time if you like
at your leisure man. looks alright. Not fantastic, but if you got some hijinks waiting to happen go for it
>>25803257
I was thinking of having Rainbow interacting with BG characters as she works
>>25803298
Sounds alrite
>>25798355
*SNAP* *SNAP*
>"Norman!"
>He comes to his senses.
>Literally slobbering like a dog in mid summer.
>Desperately try to clean his face to salvage whatever dignity he may still posses
>"Darling, are you alright? There's...something slightly off with you today."
>Trying even harder not to get caught looking at the two sublimely tender pillars of beauty that the Aryan beauty calls legs.
>"Are you still coming over with the girls and I to Sugar Cube Corner later today?"
"huh?"
>FUCK
"I mean. I'm - what. Yeah, sure! sure"
>Still attempting not too look too hard at that beautiful pair of thighs
>It's no use.
>"I... think I'd best be on my way now"
>Goddamn it
"See you at SCC, Ary-Rarity!"
>"Ciao, Norman..."
>She forces a smile over a look of concern and waves her right hand at me, discreetly bellow her shoulder.
>She turns around and walks a little faster than what she usually does.
>Norman looks as she goes off, and prays that her skirt becomes shorter to see those pieces of art in their full pristine white glory.
>He decides to stalk her a few blocks down for some leggy eye-candy goodness.
>>25803053
Reading an M6 story here is odd but seeing Rainbow in the limelight for once is good. Use this chance to make her socialize with other characters
>>25803053
>Rainbow running a Slav hot dog stand
hue
>>25804524
I still don't get how Norman x Rarity is still a thing. They only exist in the Sitcomverse. Norman has waaaayy better ladies to choose from and Rarity doesn't see shit in Norman so why even bother.
Shimmer and Mary are superior choices
>>25806709
Norman c Rarity was the first thing about the thread.
Most adorkable girl.
remember
best bug
>>25808191
Sure is.
NSFW
http://45.media.tumblr.com/52ed16de811279e4450ccb5d60d83a4b/tumblr_nzkkx8h2gl1txotruo1_500.gif
>>25809419
That's Norman alright.
Twi needs to get back into lewd.
Adorable little horse sister living with you should always end in lewd
>>25809419
gonna needSAUCEfor that and Rarity's
>>25809543
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-spectre-dash-z
>>25809698
Thanks, Dawg
Twi's cute little soft butt VS Shimmers big juicy ass
>>25809824
>"Twiliy's cute butt!"
"Shimmer's big juicy ass!"
>The entire cafeteria was quiet letting the two bickering idiots arguing in peace
>A table far away were two girls blushing fiercely and avoiding eye contact
>"Listen Norman, we're Eskimo brothers for two girls! How can you not agree with me that Twiliy's cutie patootie is the best!"
"Brad, Purple ass may be cute, but not the best... Shimmer Dinner's ass is the kind to betray a girl over!"
>Norman looks at the girl glaring daggers at him who is sitting next to him at the lunch table
"No offense Naomi..."
>"I hope you die a horrible death asshole."
>Naomi says while wielding a plastic knife
"Listen Brad, the ass was fat. It's the kind you can rest on and just feel in bliss as you pump her full with your seed!"
>"What? You came in her?"
"Both of them, they're horse girls! Who needs to be safe with them!"
>Brad thinks about what his Eskimo brother said
>"Duly noted, but that's not the point! My girl's butt is the best!"
"Bacon hair has the best ass!"
>A new challenger appears!
>"Enough! Clearly Rainbow Dash's athletic tone rear is the best!"
>Adam shouts his approval as he runs to Norman and Brad.
>At a table far away three girls were blushing hard and slowly dying in embarsement, although Rainbow wanted to kill Adam but she wanted to hear him flatter her
>"Adam who cares about a tone butt!"
"Yeah, it's just muscle."
>Adam laughs at their statements
>"Kukuku clearly you boys are still boys... Men like women with a firm ass! One that stays it's shape... Forever!"
>Brad and Norman look at each other.
>"Fuck off!"
"Fuck off!"
>Soon they chanted their declarations again and again
>"Twiliy's cute butt is the best!"
"Shimmer's juicy ass is the best!"
>"Rainbow's tone glutts are the best!"
>A new challenger appears!
>"The butt of my axe is the best!"
>Axel rushes in and does a 3 hit combo with the butt of his axe, each hit on the back of the head of the boys
>"Detetion for all of you for disturbing the peace!"
>>25811193
>No Axel ending
>The entire school is split into a civil war of Twi and Shimmers ass
>>25811193
Brad prolly has a baby dick
Real men go for Shimmer
RD ass is lame and hard
>>25811193
I sand by Norman and the glorious Shimmer booty.
>>25811193
This Norman is full of shit.
He knows who has the best booty!
>>25812810
I just remembered the Twerk battle oneshots
>>25811574
What about RD?
>>25812297
>>25811740
>>25811193
>>25806709
Where the fuck did these goddamn shimmercücks come from?
For a half-dead general we can sure achieve some Australia levels of shitposting when it comes to baconcunt
Real classy, I tip my fedora at you niggers.
>>25813749
Nigger where the fuck have you been for the last three years?
This general is predominantly in favor of Shimmer.
>>25813781
yeah, no.
the locker joke got out of hand when Based decided to wipe his dick through it.
The result: a pack rabid zealous who refuse shut the fuck about their waifu and how everyone needs to worship it like some muslim goatfucker
5/10 bait, pham
not bad at all, you took a serious response out of me.
>>25813839
But I prefer NormanxFlutters
>>25813124
Booty Patrol says Norman has the best booty in school.
>>25813839
You don't remember do you?
Most people here prefer Shimmer and Mary.
People preferred Shimmer overall.
>>25815829
>Mary
Literally flavor of the month
>Preffered Shimmer overall
listen pal, I know you like the character, I like her too. but shit, I don't see anything else anymore here other than that. We need to consider to change the thread name if you guys insist that it should be all about her glorious shining ass riding the dick of Normality onto infinity.
I don't think there's a dominant "preference," how many of us are here? 30, 20 something? 14? It's literally come down to >>25806709 where there's something that's not Sunset-fucking-Shimmer is fucking questioned. I'm not saying the ship shouldn't exist, if anything, I encourage more content of quality. It all sound like a really loud collective shitpost to me.
>TL;DR
you ship is shit, and you're waifu a shiteven if its not your's
>>25816327
Alright then next thread we'll change the name to "The Shimmering Adventures of Normal Norman and Friends".
>>25816327
Which other would you suggest
>>25816327
>>Mary
>Literally flavor of the month
Mang she's still good. She's the only girl without a zany quirk, she's prolly the most grounded character we got because just being a stoner girl isn't completely offbeat.
Tbqhwu I'd rather see more Bro moments with Norman and the boys. Maybe just more moments with just 2 of them, like Scott and Brad or something, have them share some light away from more main characters. They gotta have something they both like for them to be friends
>>25812810
Rarity has no ass
She just dresses nice. Her bod is just eh
>>25817215
They all have the same body model idiot.
>>25817224
Go back to Tumblr
>>25817224
>Implyra
Take a look at Sophie in her prom dress
She got dem tits
>>25817215
She knows how to rock what she got.
>>25817224
You shut your mouth hole.
> Scott isn't gay
>He's just a really smart straight man
>He lusts for women willingly letting him touch their bodies
>He learned to not show it
>Not even his friends know his complex secret
>He grew a reputation of being the "Fashion Man" in town
>He used that and faked coming out as gay
>He knew women need more of a man's opinion when it comes to clothes and their body, Rarity was too nice about everything and wasn't honest
>Scott was
>Ladies would line up and have him feel them up so he can show where they need improvement to impress the local men
>Really it's his own shitty opinions being dished out, but said in a cunning way that seemed truthful
>The ladies felt safe by his touch since he's a "gay boy"
>Over time before Normans arrival he felt up every girl in the school's boobs, waist and ass
>And got paid for it
>His tips helped the school to be filled with beautiful women
>The girl's still believe he's a gay cock sucker
>They are wrong
>He's simply the smartest straight man
>>25817277
But why does he avoid Pinka?
>>25817294
She only strikes when he's in public. He must continue his gay charade
>>25817277
Then why did he try to kiss Normantwice?
I thought Scott was just above sexuality that he didn't care.
>>25817294
She is still very annoying.
>>25817304
>Then why did he try to kiss Norman twice?
NO ONE must know he's straight
He has to make them believe as much as possible
>>25817304
Also if he submits to his straight side when she's smushing her tits in his face, that means the Pink Demon wins.
He can't have that
Some guy asked for it a while back, and I didn't bother to check if it was fulfilled. I don't know why I'm here.
>>25817746
Because you wanted to be thanked for something so thank you for the edit
>>25767550
>Be Norman
>You're standing outside Naomi's house with your phone attached to a speaker above your head. Hopefully reenacting that scene from that Edgar Allen Poe movie might win her back.
>http://youtu.be/5Zlqe8kNQX4
>This was the song playing when you first kissed her, not the best but very memorable
>Her window opens and she sticks her head out. She's wearing cute PJs with her hair tied up.
>"What do you want Norman?"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry for everything! You won't take me back and I deserve it, but at least hear me out."
>She lets out a huff
>"Fine, five minutes. And turn that damn music off!"
>You turn off the speaker.
"There... So I am a piece of shit, I am-no was a dumb kid! Now I grew from this! Never again will I cheat on you or on whoever I date. Please forgive Shimmer, please forgive me... We let our hormones get the best of us. Talk to her like an acquaintance at least... Me, you can treat me like shit, but at least if you forgive me in the end... It's okay."
>Naomi turns around and thinks.
>"You're an asshole. You're a liar. You have messy hair. You're always wearing that old beanie... But you're great friend. You help everybody even if you don't want to. You didn't shoot up the school when everybody hated you. You can be so dorky it's cute... I'll take you back. I may be dumb, but I've read some romance stories where even the greatest take huge bumps like these."
>You couldn't believe it.
"Really?"
>"Yes. But you better behave."
"You got it."
>You run up to her window and grab onto the ledge, you pull yourself up and fall in.
>"Are you crazy?"
"Crazy for you..."
>She starts to laugh
>"Oh Faust that was so corny!"
"I love you Naomi... I do."
>You pull her in.
>"After I learned... I felt so hurt. It made me wonder if it was my fault. I felt so stupid for thinking that, but I wondered what went wrong. And I think that maybe it is time that we go all the way. I love you Norman."
1/X
>>25817746
>>25817788
and he got it
/r/ here, looks amazing
Good night.
>>25818305
dear god
the faces are perfect match for their characters
>>25817894
NO FUCK YOU NAOMI DON'T TAKE THAT SHIT BACK
>>25817894
Dammit Naomi, you should be better than this.
I NEED TO BREED WITH NORMA
I WANT TO DIE BETWEEN HER HIPS
>>25818305
Love that smug shit Scott
