>at parents house for christmas
>all relatives are over too
>wake up christmas morning
>go to living room
>see this under chirstmas tree
>family will be out soon
What do?
>rape
>>25865160
>what do
Send it back, that's not the one I ordered.
>>25865160
>you gingerly peel off the bow, trembling with anticipation
>there's unexpected resistance. Something is holding the bow firmly in place.
>You tug harder, and the bow gives way
>You see the butt plug fly past in your peripheral vision as 3 weeks' worth of shit, fueled by a steady diet of onions and carrots, erupts into your face, the acrid stench of runny diarrhea and chunks and gobs of more solid feces flowing into your mouth, down your throat, and up your nose, making you gag instantly, and causing you to empty the entire contents of your stomach into the festering pile of smelly shit on your good white carpet.
>"Merry Christmas!" she yells while you retch and vomit. "I gave you intestinal worms!"
>>25865751
Best green of 2015.
>>25865160
>IT'S MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU STUPID ATHIEST HORSE
>throws pony out into the cold 3 feet of snow
>>25865160
throw that politically correct swine into the fireplace
>>25865160
Quickly usher up into my room.
Tell her to hide until I can come back later.
Start freaking out because I don't live on my own.
Panic over trying to bring her back to my house
>>25865160
>rape
>>25868264
>>25868305
this to be honest
>>25866621
So far.
Wake parents up to see if they also see magic horse in living room. If not, seek mental help. If they do, go with it and simply stop questioning reality.
>>25865751
