You are now before two buttons. You can press one button, but you can't press the other button. And no, you can't just not press them either.
With that said, which button will you press?
>>27920098
Red one
>>27920098
tldr
>>27920098
Neither.
>>27920098
Who wouldn't pick the red one? I want pones to do lewd things to me, even if they are shit.
>>27920098
Green. Literally no downside. She's probably into it anyway with her being around Spike and other dragons.
>>27920098
Green. Anything to feel her touch.
What if I pressed both at the same time?
>>27920098
I want Trixie to fuck my ass raw on stage, red pls.
>>27920174
If you press both, the mystery box will appear. So either take one of the options, or go for the box.
>>27920174
You can't. It's mechanically impossible. Like trying to push on both ends of a seesaw.
>>27920098
Half press the green one.
>>27920184
So nothing will happen?
>>27920182
I poke the mystery box with a long stick to see what happens.
>>27920098
>everyone is guessing red or green
>idiots, they're forgetting the object of the game is to guess the price without going OVER
>feeling triumphant, you wait for Bob Barker to get to you
>"And you, Anonymous?"
>'..I'm gonna sayabout tree fitty.'
>>27920098
Lay down for me a single downside in pressing the green button.
>>27920270
scales
>>27920098Go.To.Bed.
>>27920294
It is only 8:30pm EST.
Eurofags leave.
>>27920316
No buts mister. You need your rest for tomorrow.
Only an idiot would choose Red.
>>27920284
>not wanting to be covered in the godly armor of nature
>>27920217
The mystery box has now appeared. If you want the box instead of the two options, reply to this post now. And if this thread is still alive within a half hour, those who picked it will then have it opened to get its contents.
>>27920575
(You)
>>27920575
It could even be a boat!
I'll take the box.
>>27920582nyeheeheheh
>>27920575
>>27920575
Always take the box.
>>27920575
Of course it's still going to be alive in half an hour, this isn't /b/.
And yes, I choose the box.
>>27920575
Is this that goat door thing? I'm supposed to switch here, right?
>>27920575
inb4 dragon dildo
>>27920575
I want the box
>>27920575
I'll take this, was gonna go red but this is too tempting
>>27920655
and the problem with that is?Those fuckers are expensive, I'll take a free one!
>>27920098
Define "huge"
We talkin' Secret of my Excess huge? Or like "teen" spike huge
>>27920182
go for the box
>>27920098
>be me
>be cuck
>press green
>watch waifu cross road
>turn into dragon
>mfw cant tell twilight because she will never understand
>mfw even if i did she would never even give me a hoovie
>mfw my name is spike
>>27920575
Well now I gotta go with the box. It could be anything. It could even be becoming one of the magic unicorns assistants.
>>27920628
Ponies are shy
Lets have another one of these, pick one /mlp/
>>27920723
Fuck off, literal cuck.
>>27920575
box i choose you
>>27920734
I'm torn between green and black
On one hand, I'd have to live with the guilt of knowing I ended literally everything and everyone for my own selfish desires.
On the other, I'd bet having to be on edge my whole life would get pretty fucking tiring. At some point I'd just say "fuck it" and let myself be taken just to get some rest for a while.
>>27920734
Green. Either I perfect myself, or I die trying to perfect myself.
Bring it the fuck on. I want to make Equestria my bitch.
>>27920734
Red or Black. I fail to see the downside.
>>27920805
I'm sorry, anon. I can't begin to imagine a life without passion.
what if we dont choose one?
>>27920575
Since you haven't delivered yet, I choose box.
A bit slower than I wanted to be due to dumb shit, but the box is now opened. Open the spoiler if you picked the box, and enjoy what you ended up getting.
>>27920734
Yellow. I either abuse my new ever present fear presence to get what I want or teach the ponies how to conquer fear itself. Maybe both.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZuJMq7uO_w
>>27921184
Ez pz. I reject the drone's advances and then head off to live my life in Equestria.
>>27921184
No regrets.
>>27921184
Satisfactory. I'm just going to use it for sex, and maybe have it transform into Squeaks McRetard for a while when it starts starving.
>>27921260
>Squeaks McRetard
Fluttershy?
>>27920734
I choose red and black. I fail to see a downside to them. Also pink because I am actually incapable of feeling love anyway.
>>27921288
i am literally bleeding right now
>>27920098
Red, it's sexier and more kind.
>>27920734
Blue, if I have to choose a button. The least people are hurt, my life isn't guaranteed to be shit, and it will be like me dying, except I won't.
>>27920098
The only downside for red is public humiliation.
Green has none whatsoever.
I'd pound Twi with my 12ft dragoncock.
>>27920575
box plz
>>27921282
A real-live newfag.
I thought you guys were just a myth.
>>27920098
>red one
So what's the downside?
>>27920098
Red!
She can transform me before the show starts, so nobody knows it's me!
And by the way, becoming a tentacle monster for a while might be an interesting experience...
>>27920575
There's a bomb in the box isn't there?
>>27920734
Green
>>27920575
open it faggot
>>27920098
Green, then have Twalot cast a spell that removes my libido.
It being gone would help me research more anyways.
>>27920734
Red, then kill some old fucks who were on their deathbed and about to die in hours anyway.
>>27920734
Black.
>>27920805
Downside of red is it's hard work. Unless you're a good shot with a good gun, killing 10 people before you get caught will require a lot of planning and patience. With black, you can just sit back and give this whole universe the middle finger as it implodes by the power of meme magic.
>>27920734
Red
Fly away and give myself a new identity.
10 dead, I fly away.
>>27920182
a boat's a boat but the mystery box can by anything. it can even be a boat, you know how much we wanted one of those!
>>27920098
I press both, at the same time.
What now, genius?
>>27920734
Grey.
I just can't have sex while possessing someone. It doesn't say I'm incorporeal, so I can still touch stuff in my ghost form.
Can I interact with other ghosts?
>>27921339
The downside is that it's twilight
>>27920184
If you keep pressing, the seesaw will break. Keep pressing!
>>27922842
Meh. I'll just find a crowd and run them over with a truck. Hello 72 pony virgins.
>>27920184
What if I drop two bowling balls directly above each button at the same time?
Since they fall at the same rate they'll hit at the same time
>>27920098
Trixie
>>27920734
Red
Theres no downside
I will probably lie to the ponies about why I needed to kill those people
Ponies believe all the lies you say
>m-muh green
Fuck off, you will probably never see your waifu
>>27920098
Red. Im coming mamma
>>27920098
I am down for some Trixie action. Red button all the way
>>27920575
I hope Trixie is in the box ready to do lewd things on stage
>>27920734
Immortality is hard to pass up.
>>27920098
>cum inflation
YE-
>>27921184
>expansion
YE-Can't decide
>>27920575
I would put my dick in the box. My mom always said use your head.
