It's National I Love Horses Day! Have you loved your little horse today?
No, fuck you
>>27900706
After seeing this picture, I want to commit suicide in the most painful way possible.
>>27900706
Everyday is I love horses day.
>>27901048
But what about rocking horses, tho?
reminder pls be nice to horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfEwMF5UvH4&t=10
>>27902529
Fuck, that can only end in brain damage.
>>27902529
What a dumb bitch. Hope she died.
>>27902529
fukin rekt
>>27900706
We live once, only once.
In this life I want to do two things: Climb on Everest and fuck a horse.
>>27900706
https://youtu.be/RMJsqXzz5zs
>>27902593
Do you think ponies ever get in fartheaps like this?
>>27902669
>>27902669
Maybe most of the time
Do you like my baby girls, /mlp/? I love em to death.
They enjoy hugs and ear scritches.
>>27900706
>no red ribbon
For fuck sake anon, get it right net time.
>>27903272
The question is...
Do you fuck them to death?
>>27903329
No. Mares are for hugs,cuddles, and riding only.
>>27900706
I'm pretty sure that's illegal, or at least unethical.
>>27903329
Don't be disgusting. Real mares can't consent.
>>27903272
Your girls are gorgeous, Anon. How old are they?
>>27903517
>not fucking the horses.
Why are you even here.
>>27903853
>Real mares can't consent
>Muh societal definitions of consent and morals
>>27903272
I want to hug them and pet them
>>27903935
Because I like small magical colorful talking equines like the rest of you.
>>27903853
Thanks Anon. They're both around ten years old, and are rescue horses. I don't technically own them, I'm their trainer, but I still call them my girls anyway. I'm the only one who rides them.
>>27904066
>working with rescued horses
>close enough to them that you call them "your girls"
You. You're a good person. They look healthy and happy.
>>27904066
why dont you help them relieve themselves?
>>27904066
>tfw you will never have two sweet little mares to snuggle and call your girls
it hurts
>>27904035
I think you're missing the point.
>>27904035
>linking horses
>not wanting to cum inside
Seriously bro.
>>27904187
>>27904188
Not everyone on /mlp/ is into bestiality, that's a meme.
>>27904195
>Not everyone on /mlp/ is into bestiality
>that's a meme
>>27903272
>not training your horses to go over a screw conveyor.
>not having a screw conveyor.
>>27904195
its a meme for newfags like you.
>>27903272
>using metal bits on your horse's mouths
you sick cruel fucker, please die
>>27904253
As opposed to?
>>27904266
...maybe not fucking using them?
>>27904266
Your dick, obviously.
>>27904253
>>27904279
Oh look, it's this faggot again.
Fuck off back to /an/.
>>27904279
What do you propose instead? Wood?
>>27904296
professionals use nothing.
>>27904281
Now you're thinking
>>27904303
alright magicman
>>27904303
Some of them, but not all of them, and he's not going to kill or injure the horse using a metal bit, unless he's a total asshat
>>27904253
>>27904279
>>27904303
It's a simple snaffle bit, it doesn't hurt them. And I do have a horse that I can ride bareback and bridleless, but this is not them. Maybe it will be one day, but today is not that day.
>>27900706
I've loved a certain little horse plush today, yes indeed.. I didn't even know it was a holiday!
>>27904355
>It's a simple snaffle bit, it doesn't hurt them.
Let me shove a hunk of metal in your mouth and yank on it until the corners of your mouth bleed then see if you still sing the same tune.
>>27903272
What a qt horse
>>27900706
Been doing that for the last five years, daily.
>>27904393
Quit being an overly dramatic little edgelord. I've never made a horse bleed with a bit. They've never even had the slightest hint of a sore on their mouths. I train all of the horses I ride to respond to the most gentle and subtle cues I can possibly give them. I love these animals more than your mother ever loved you and would be the last person in the world to harm them.
>>27904393
>Let me shove a hunk of metal in your mouth and yank on it until the corners of your mouth bleed.
muh fetish.
>>27904435
>this wasn't the first, immediate response to that post
step it up, /mlp/
>>27904177
>>27904393
Tell me anon, do you happen to support PETA?
>>27903272
You're in a position most of us can only dream of and youre not fucking those beautiful specimens? You don't fucking deserve such a gift you fucking normal fag.
>>27901048
What a nice horse
>>27900706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW6GuizF4uQ
>>27901048
that was actually pretty cute
>>27901826
Is that Lil' Sebastian?
IWTCIRH
Post more beautiful horses damnit
bumpo
I ended up going to this show called Odysseo a while back and it was pretty fuckin amazing. I may not have taken any pictures but they got some on their site.
http://www.cavalia.net/en/odysseo/photos#KtBwxWgfwWHIcJhF.97
![3ff199812bf7efc4ad33f27b9997a41e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/90Y3Th3.jpg "3ff199812bf7efc4ad33f27b9997a41e[1].jpg")
>>27900706
Nice, though draft breeds are where it's at.
>>27908805
Feathering is a pain in the ass to keep looking nice.
![a5f63dd069b173588798689704bf5e5b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C79XNMH.jpg "a5f63dd069b173588798689704bf5e5b[1].jpg")
>>27908811
Don't you know it. Once summer rolls around we've gotten to the point where we have to shave it or risk a fungal infection because so much mud and moisture gets trapped in there. It is not pleasant for them if they get said infection and of course horse meds are so expensive.
>>27908805
>unshorn fetlocks
unf
Guys it was yesterday, stop loving horses immediately. Wait til next year.
>>27910719
Shit, you're right. Sorry anon
>>27910719
You mean to tell me I got drunk on national horse day and didn't even know about it till now?
Fuck!
>>27900706
boobs
>>27913870
Go be 12 somewhere else, faggot.
>>27913892
Not very horse love of you
Bump?
Bump again?
Alright last bump.
>>27917612
Such a comfy horse
>>27919130
Horse is for comfy.
