You are a villain of Equestria.
Human, pony, whatever
What do you have on your itinerary?
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>>27898004
I'm going to help Equestria and ask Luna to adopt me. Maybe make her turn me into a small colt. I'm so evil.
I also might throw a rock at that bakery that said I couldn't have that desert.
>>27898004
I'd be DIO because literally no magic can counter the ability to stop time.
>>27898004
I unscrew all the salt and pepper shakers in all of the pony restaurants.
>>27898004
Cape-swishing, moustache twirling and general skullduggery. I'd recruit the most inept crew, a buck-toothed changeling, a lurch-looking diamond dog and maybe Derpy. We'd try to be the best crime gang, but often fail and accidentally fix more problems than we cause. Tune in every Saturday morning.
>>27898013
except for other time magic?
>>27898085
That's prettysalty
>>27898004
I am The Cake Thief.
I practiced my craft all around Equestria and in lands beyond. I have taken from right under the noses of ponies, gryphons, minotaurs, and once even pilfered from a dragon.
When not even the great Pinkie Pie could stop me, I knew I was ready. Ready for the greatest challenge for one like me.
I must steal that which is most precious from Celestia herself.
I must deny her the sweet release of Cake.
>>27898166
I imagine a skinny sly cooper like Anon, using his tie as his mask with holes cut out for his eyes. I imagine him wielding a giant cake fork too!
>>27898004
I poop on the seat of Celestias throne.
And she sits on it.
I am the Pooping Bandit.
nd my justice will free this nation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGAjraoP8s
I'll be spending most of my timekidnapping Rarity.
